"I'm sick and tired of making excuses for you two! Youíre an embarrassment to the department! You're off the case and off the force. Your badges, your windbreakers, now. Now! I ain't got all day! Agitating my sciatica. I'm too old for this! Now get out of my sight. Thought you were badasses, huh? Real badasses work together. All I see is a housewife and a girl scout. I said, get out! And donít even think about getting near this case, uh-uh!"
— Abed Nadir, Community
"You know what this game needs? An Angry Police Chief; 'Dammit Graves, the mayor's been up my ass over this last stunt you pulled!' 'Is that right Chief? Well maybe you'd rather have a vampire up there instead!' "
— The Spoony Experiment, playing Terror Traxx
"Dougherty voices surprise at the Enterprise's appearance, but honestly, when has this crew ever followed Starfleet orders? It's like Q (and I mean the exasperated, technopath Bond-movie Q, not the smirky, omnipotent Trek Q) being surprised when 007 returns the remains of his latest gadget in a gazillion pieces in a small plastic bag."