History Quotes / CruelandUnusualDeath

-->--'''[[TheSpymaster Tim Donohue]]''', ''TheConstantGardener''

-->--'''KlausKinski''', on BFF WernerHerzog

-->-- ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]]''

->''I've developed the [[FunWithAcronyms A.R.N.O.L.D.]] death rating system. Using this simple system, anyone can judge an [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnold]] kill by the following criteria:\\\
[[AC:A.]][[CrowningMomentOfAwesome wesomeness]]\\

-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.break.com/article/the-12-best-arnold-kills-out-of-all-509-2554063 "The 12 Best Arnold Kills (Out of 509)"]]

->He don't deserve no mercy\\
We ought to shoot him with the guns\\

So first let's have a little fun

->He don't deserve no mercy\\
We ought to shoot him with the guns\\
But I am not an evil man\\
So first let's have a little fun\\

->We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope\\

A terrifying deadly trip
--> '''{{Alestorm}}''', ''Keelhauled''

->"You could initiate a horrifying fury that would terrorize even the Grim Reaper - and you don't ''even'' want to fuck with that mack daddy."\\

->''I've developed the A.R.N.O.L.D. death rating system. Using this simple system, anyone can judge an [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnold]] kill by the following criteria:\\\

[[AC:D.]][[BondOneLiner elivery of One Liner]]

-- '''Bludworth''', ''Film/FinalDestination''

->We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope\\
And throw it overboard\\
Drag him underneath the ship\\
A terrifying deadly trip
--> '''{{Alestorm}}''', ''Keelhauled''

->''"The sentence of the Law in your case is, and this Court doth adjudge,''

->''That you be drawn upon a hurdle to the place of execution; that you be there hanged by the neck, but [[NotQuiteDead not until you are dead]]; but that, being alive, you be cut down, and your bowels taken out [[AndShowItToYou and burnt before your face]]; that [[OffWithHisHead your head be severed from your body]], and your body divided into four parts; and that your head and quarters be disposed of as the King shall think fit: and [[LyricalDissonance may the Lord have mercy on your soul]]!"''

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-- '''Bludworth''', ''FinalDestination''

-->-- [[TheSpymaster Tim Donohue]], ''TheConstantGardener''

-->-- Tanner, ''Driver 2''

-->-- [[SociopathicHero Kain]], ''Blood Omen: LegacyOfKain''

->'''''[[MemeticMutation GIVE]] [[UnstoppableRage ME]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome YOUR]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill FACE]]!'''''
-->--'''[[BewareTheNiceOnes Optimus Prime]]''', ''[[Film/{{Transformers}} Revenge of the Fallen]]''

->''The last guy to whack one of [[TheFaceless Vasquaz's]] boys had his mouth filled by a Mauser clip and his gums glued up before they [[ManOnFire set anothernote to his head.]]''

-->-- [[HeroicSociopath Kain]], ''Blood Omen: LegacyOfKain''

-->--''Anime/DeathNote, Literature/AnotherNote: The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases'' pg 9 (Leaping over the MoralEventHorizon in the first paragraph)

-->--''DeathNote, AnotherNote: The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases'' pg 9 (Leaping over the MoralEventHorizon in the first paragraph)

-->-- [[TheSpymaster Tim Donohue]], ''TheConstantGardener,''

->''The last guy to whack one of [[TheFaceless Vasquaz's]] boys had his mouth filled by a Mauser clip and his gums glued up before they [[ManOnFire set light to his head.]]''

-->--''DeathNote, Another Note: The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases'' pg 9 (Leaping over the MoralEventHorizon in the first paragraph)

->''When Beyond Birthday committed his third murder, he attempted an experiment. Namely, to see if it were possible for a human being to die of internal hemorrhaging without rupturing any organs. Specifically, he drugged his victim so they fell unconscious, tied them up, and proceeded to beat their left arm thoroughly, being careful not to break the skin. He was hoping to bring about enough hemorrhaging to cause death from loss of blood, but this attempt ended, sadly, in failure. Blood congested in the arm and it turned purplish red beneath the skin, but the victim did not die. The simply shook, convulsed, and remained alive. He had been convinced the blood loss incurred was enough to kill someone, but apparently he had underestimated the matter. As far as Beyond Birthday was concerned, the actual method of murder rated fairly low on the amusement scale, and it was never more than an interesting experiment. It did not particularly matter to him whether it succeeded or not. Beyond Birthday simply shrugged, and took out a knife...''

->''The last guy to whack one of [[TheFaceless Vasquaz's]] boys had his mouth filled by a Mauser clip and his gums glued up before they [[ManOnFire set light to his head.]]

-->-- Tim Donohue, ''TheConstantGardener,''