History Quotes / CheatersNeverProsper

But what good is it when I'm not connected to the main network? I'm bleeding. I've got [[ThePlague glowing green pustules]] growing on my hands. I run a self-scan and it tells me I've got '[[CaptainObvious skin irritation]'. The only thing I studied in medical school was how to lie convincingly. What the hell do I know about how to treat an alien disease?\\

->''They got caught [[BribingYourWayToVictory wining and dining the league's head of officials]] and no one in the NFL seems to care because Dallas would lose even WITH crooked refereeing.''

-> ''And what bothers me isn’t that fraud is “not nice” or “mean.” It’s that for fifteen thousand years, fraud and short-sighted thinking has never, ever worked. Not once. How the hell did we all forget that?''

-> ''Nothing stokes my ire like a cheater. Deception, duplicity, murder -- these are merely tools in a toolbox one can use to ensure a job done well. But cheating? I cannot even wrap my head around the point of it. Wouldn't you know you had cheated? How on Earth could you maintain crisp certainty of your superiority to all others? And if you're unable to do that, what's the point of anything?''

-> ''Didn't [[VideoGame/IceClimber they]] get kicked out of ''Smash'' for illegal teaming?''

->''[Robin is able to defeat Katarou, only for the latter to try one last attack on him]''\\
'''Katarou''': [[BigNo NO!]] The True Master must train me!\\
''[Chu-Hui, the True Master herself, blocks Katarou's attack and disarms him of his stolen staff]''\\
'''Chu-Hui''': You ''did not make it'' up the mountain on your own skills. You tried before on your own before but could not make it. You are a thief and a cheater! The True Master will not train you. Not now, not ever!\\
'''Katarou''': But--\\
'''Chu-Hui''': Take him off my mountain!\\
''[The Bear and the Monkey appear and grab Katarou's arms, taking him away from the summit]''

->'''Gilroy''': It's your heart that is primary. To God all else is secondary.\\
'''Chorus''': He knows all the cheater gets is a bunch of trouble as big as Texas!
-->--''WesternAnimation/LittleDogsOnThePrairie'' song "Cheaters Never Really Win"

But what good is it when I'm not connected to the main network? I'm bleeding. I've got [[ThePlague glowing green pustules]] growing on my hands. I run a self-scan and it tells me I've got "[[CaptainObvious skin irritation]]". The only thing I studied in medical school was how to lie convincingly. What the hell do I know about how to treat an alien disease?\\

-->--''Videogame/Injustice2''

-->--''Little Dogs on the Prairie'' song "Cheaters Never Really Win"

->'''Gilroy''': It's your heart that is primary. To God all else is secondary.

->'''Gilroy''': It's your heart that is primary.
To God all else is secondary.
'''Chorus''': He knows all the cheater gets is
A bunch of trouble as big as Texas!

->They got caught [[BribingYourWayToVictory wining and dining the league's head of officials]] and no one in the NFL seems to care because Dallas would lose even WITH crooked refereeing.

-> And what bothers me isn’t that fraud is “not nice” or “mean.” It’s that for fifteen thousand years, fraud and short-sighted thinking has never, ever worked. Not once. How the hell did we all forget that?

-> Nothing stokes my ire like a cheater. Deception, duplicity, murder -- these are merely tools in a toolbox one can use to ensure a job done well. But cheating? I cannot even wrap my head around the point of it. Wouldn't you know you had cheated? How on Earth could you maintain crisp certainty of your superiority to all others? And if you're unable to do that, what's the point of anything?

-> Didn't [[VideoGame/IceClimber they]] get kicked out of ''Smash'' for illegal teaming?

->[''Robin is able to defeat Katarou, only for the latter to try one last attack on him'']\\

[''Chu-Hui, the True Master herself, blocks Katarou's attack and disarms him of his stolen staff'']\\

[''The Bear and the Monkey appear and grab Katarou's arms, taking him away from the summit'']
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'', "Recap/AnimatedTeenTitansS4E4TheQuest"

[''The Bear and the Monkey appear and grab Katarou's arms, taking him away from the summit'']]

->WHY?!? WHY?!? WHY?!? [Sobbing in pain]
-->-- '''Nancy Karringon''' Figure skater, After her opponent (Tonya Harding) hit her on her right knee.

-->--- '''Nancy Karringon''' Figure skater, After her opponent (Tonya Harding) hit her on the knee of her right knee.

-->-- '''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-dallas-cowboys-1630689925 Drew McGary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Dallas Cowboys"