History Quotes / ChaoticEvil

->'''Raven:''' You don't ''have'' to follow [[InTheBlood the same path]] as [[BigBad your mom]]! I mean, if you're [[ScrewDestiny a rebel]]-\\

->[[EvilWeapon I am the Black Blade]]\\
[[TimeAbyss Forged a million billion years ago]]\\
[[KarmaHoudini My cosmic soul it goes on for eternity]]\\

->''"You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... ''flying like birds?'' (''chuckles'') That is crazy! [[CloudCuckooLander I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone]]. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (''Grant mumbles'') I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say?! '''[[AxeCrazy Do you want me to slice you open like I did to your friend?!]] [[SuddenlyShouting SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!]]''' Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. '''HEY! YOU FUCK!!!''' Look me in the eye. '''You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom.''' Shut the fuck up... or you die. (''Jason mumbles too'') What is it, Jason?! Jason, what is it?! Why aren't you laughing now like you did back there?! What, is this not fun anymore? [[FauxAffablyEvil Have I failed to entertain you?]] You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But ''hermano'', down here... down here? ...''You hit the ground."''

-->-- ''Videogame/SuperMarioRPG''

->''"You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... ''flying like birds?'' (''chuckles'') That is crazy! [[CloudCuckooLander I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone]]. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (''Grant mumbles'') I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say?! [[AxCrazy '''Do you want me to slice you open like I did to your friend?! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!''' Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. '''HEY! YOU FUCK!!!''' Look me in the eye. '''You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom.''' Shut the fuck up... or you die.]] (''Jason mumbles too'') What is it, Jason?! Jason, what is it?! Why aren't you laughing now like you did back there?! What, is this not fun anymore? [[FauxAffablyEvil Have I failed to entertain you?]] You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But ''hermano'', down here... down here? ...''You hit the ground."''

->'''[[BigBad Axem Red]]''': We fight for evil!
->'''[[TheDragon Axem Black]]''': We live for disorder!
->'''[[EvilGenius Axem Green]]''': We like what we do!
->'''[[TheDarkChick Axem Pink]]''': We struggle for chaos!
->'''[[TheBrute Axem Yellow]]''': We are...
->'''All''': ... THE AXEM RANGERS!

->''" I have a vision of a world where anarchy is a way of life. A world where we answer to no-one. A world where being a supervillain actually means something. Then I realized... we're already living in it. So what do you say, Clown? You ready to really run away and join the circus?"''

->''"You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... ''flying like birds?'' (''chuckles'') That is crazy! [[CloudCuckooLander I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone]]. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (''Grant mumbles'') I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say?! '''Do you want me to slice you open like I did to your friend?! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!''' Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. '''HEY! YOU FUCK!!!''' Look me in the eye. '''You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom.''' Shut the fuck up... or you die. (''Jason mumbles too'') What is it, Jason?! Jason, what is it?! Why aren't you laughing now like you did back there?! What, is this not fun anymore? Have I failed to entertain you? You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But ''hermano'', down here... down here? ...''You hit the ground."''

-->-- '''Simon Keyes''', ''VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigationsMilesEdgeworth 2: Prosecutor's Path''

->Oh, the feeling that everyone around you is an enemy. Heh heh. I know it all too well. The tiniest spark can set off an explosion of fear, resulting in... horrific mutual destruction. All I did was watch the comedy of errors unfold from the audience.

->You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... ''flying like birds?'' (''chuckles'') That is crazy! [[CloudCuckooLander I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone]]. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (''Grant mumbles'') I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say?! '''Do you want me to slice you open like I did to your friend?! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!''' Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. '''HEY! YOU FUCK!!!''' Look me in the eye. '''You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom.''' Shut the fuck up... or you die. (''Jason mumbles too'') What is it, Jason?! Jason, what is it?! Why aren't you laughing now like you did back there?! What, is this not fun anymore? Have I failed to entertain you? You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But ''hermano'', down here... down here? ...''You hit the ground.''

->Life... dreams... hope. Where do they come from, and where do they go? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!

->Destruction isn't '''supposed''' to make sense! It's only fun when it's senseless!

->[[CorruptCorporateExecutive You're]] looking at it rationally - there are people who are useful to you, and people who ain't, and [[YouHaveFailedMe the people who ain't got to go]]. Me, [[LampshadeHanging I'm]] '''[[LampshadeHanging not]]''' [[LampshadeHanging rational.]] I don't '''care''' if you're useful or not. I '''feel''' like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.

->Have you ever heard a fire alarm in the middle of the day and felt relief? Not fear for your safety, just a sigh of relief that [[AllergicToRoutine the daily routine is broken]] - the pre-programmed tedium that makes wind-up anatomy toys think they're real. None of the living want to admit a tiny pang of relief in the wake of [[FantasticNuke the Bomb]]. Don't have to go to that job you hate, today. Don't have to watch that game show that bores you, tonight. Whose fingers haven't itched once or twice while passing a fire alarm? [[PsychopathicManchild I'm certainly guilty]], [[{{Catchphrase}} Chuck]].

-> Their single-minded drive to get back to their spawning grounds COULD be seen as orderly...if you squint. But who are we kidding? The frenzied, indiscriminate way they stampede over everyone and everything in the way of that goal is chaos to a T.
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}''[='=]s [[https://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/186129147841/salmonids-team-chaos-their-single-minded-drive-to official Tumblr]] on the '''Salmonids'''

-> You can't take away people's right to be assholes!

-->-- '''The Black Signal,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

-->--''Literature/RawheadRex''

->'''Robert Baratheon:''' What about Aerys Targaryen? What did the Mad King say when you stabbed him in the back? I never asked. Did he call you a traitor? Did he plead for a reprieve?
->'''Jaime Lannister:''' He said the same thing he had been saying for hours... "Burn them all".
-->--- ''Series/GameOfThrones''

->'''Unnamed minion''': In mercy, does your power lie?\\
'''Glory''': No, brainless, in ''torture, death and chaos'' does my power lie.
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "The Weight of the World"

->What you touch, you don't feel\\
Do not know, what you steal\\
Destroy everything you touch, today\\
Please destroy me, this way.
-->-- '''Music/{{Ladytron}}''', "Destroy Everything You Touch"

->'''"[[HumanoidAbomination Peggy]]":''' The moment of death!
->'''"[[HumanoidAbomination Albert]]":''' The raging fires of a [[ApocalypseHow nuclear holocaust]], [[FrozenInTime frozen in time]]! The trees twisting in the unmoving wind, the shattered glass from the windows hanging in mid-air!
->'''"Peggy":''' [[NightmareFetishist It is beautiful! A vision to be savored!]]
->'''"Albert":''' A vision of the future destruction of this world!
-->--''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho162ProtectAndSurvive Protect And Survive]]''

->''If I want something, I take it. Might is right. The strong rule the weak. Respect me or suffer. Fear me. There is only today, and today I take what I need. Anger brings out the best in me. I am the stronger one.''

-->--''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - The Book Of Madness''

->Above all, though, it is the trappings of progress and civilization that [[BerserkButton fan the embers of hatred burning within each Beastman's breast]]. A mere glimpse of bright colours, especially red, will often be enough to get a Beastman's pulse racing with bloodlust. The sight of a proud flag or coat of arms, a pristine uniform or a magnificent statue elicits a [[UnstoppableRage powerful reaction]] in the Beastmen, for the things of order are anathema to the Children of Chaos. All caution is put aside in a desperate attempt to tear down and befoul the offending article, to stomp it into the mud, smear it with dug or rip it to pieces and chew on the remains. Woe betide those who take pride in such symbols of authority and order, for [[CruelAndUnusualDeath their end will invariably be messy, painful and humiliating]].
-->--''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}: Beastmen Army Book (8th edition)''

[[folder: Theater]]

-->--'''Edward Hyde''', ''Theater/Jekyll&Hyde''

->You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... ''flying like birds?'' (''chuckles'') That is crazy! [[CloudCuckooLander I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone]]. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (''Grant mumbles'') I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say?! '''Do you want me to slice you open like I did to your friend?! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!''' Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. '''HEY! YOU FUCK!!!''' Look me in the eye. '''You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom.''' Shut the fuck up... or you die. (''Jason mumbles too'') What is it, Jason?! Jason, what is it?! Why aren't you laughing now like you did back there?! What, is this not fun anymore? Have I failed to entertain you? You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? ...''You hit the ground.''

->Oh, the feeling that everyone around you is an enemy. Heh heh. I know it all too well. The tiniest spark can set off an explosion of fear, resulting in...horrific mutual destruction. All I did was watch the comedy of errors unfold from the audience.
-->-- [[spoiler: '''Simon Keyes''']], ''VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigationsMilesEdgeworth 2: Prosecutor's Path''

->'''Have you ever heard a fire alarm in the middle of the day and felt relief? Not fear for your safety, just a sigh of relief that [[AllergicToRoutine the daily routine is broken]] - the pre-programmed tedium that makes wind-up anatomy toys think they're real. None of the living want to admit a tiny pang of relief in the wake of [[FantasticNuke the Bomb]]. Don't have to go to that job you hate, today. Don't have to watch that game show that bores you, tonight. Whose fingers haven't itched once or twice while passing a fire alarm? [[PsychopathicManchild I'm certainly guilty]], [[{{Catchphrase}} Chuck]].'''
-->--'''The Black Signal,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->I'll be the first to admit: [[HumansAreBastards Humans are the worst]]. ''(points to self)'' [[SelfDeprecation Case in point.]] [[FantasticRacism So I understand why you would like to see us all locked away, or better, killed!]] ''(...)'' But I would like to mention the fact that you and I have a common enemy: the ones in control, the people who pull the strings, the dirty, rotten humans who run our Kingdoms. Government, military, even the schools: they're all to blame for your lot in life! [[BombThrowingAnarchists They're all pests that need to be dealt with!]] Fortunately, I'm the best exterminator around - [[RatMen no offense to any rodents in the room.]]
-->--'''Roman Torchwick''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''

-> [[DealWithTheDevil SATAN OFFERS TO GRANT ANY DESIRE.]] FREE SATEN FROM HELL.
-->-- '''[[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/insanity-wolf Insanity Wolf]]'''

->''Well don't go round killing people you've always hated. Do something much more random, like... killing people that you've never met.''
-->--'''''WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses'''''

->''It's not about {{greed}}, or {{lust}}, or [[SevenDeadlySins any other simple sin]]. It's about doing what you want, when you want, how you want to whoever you want and [[AtLeastIAdmitIt making no excuses to anyone for anything]]. [[TheUnfettered If somebody want to stop you, they better be ready to kill you.]]''
-->-- ''[[http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3415931 Chaotic Evil Done Right]]''

'''Kitty:''' Ugh! Why does anyone ''have'' to be a rebel or a [[YouCantFightFate royal]]? ''I'' do what I want- and I ''want'' to be like my mom.

-->--'''Bill Cipher''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

-->--'''Bill Cipher''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->Oh, it's the Apocalypse alright. I always knew I'd have my hand in it.
-->--'''Hubert J. Farnsworth''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "The Farnsworth Parabox"

->I'll be the first to admit: [[HumansAreBastards Humans are the worst]]. ''(points to self)'' [[SelfDeprecation Case in point.]] [[FantasticRacism So I understand why you would like to see us all locked away, or better, killed!]] ''(...)'' But I would like to mention the fact that you and I have a common enemy: the ones in control, the people who pull the strings, the dirty, rotten humans who run our Kingdoms. Government, military, even the schools: they're all to blame for your lot in life! [[BombThrowingAnarchists They're all pests that need to be dealt with!]] Fortunately, I'm the best exterminator around - [[PettingZooPeople no offense to any rodents in the room.]]