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->'''Bill Cipher:''' Alright, Ford! Time's up! I got the kids! [[WouldHurtAChild I THINK I'M GONNA KILL ONE OF THEM NOW]] [[ForTheEvulz JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT!]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''
-->--''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''
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->''Well don't go round killing people you've always hated. Do something much more random, like... killing people that you've never met.''
-->--'''''WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses'''''
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->'''Raven:''' You don't ''have'' to follow [[InTheBlood the same path]] as [[BigBad your mom]]! I mean, if you're [[ScrewDestiny a rebel]]-\\
'''Kitty:''' Ugh! Why does anyone ''have'' to be a rebel or a [[YouCantFightFate royal]]? ''I'' do what I want- and I ''want'' to be like my mom.
-->-- ''Franchise/EverAfterHigh: Spring Unsprung''
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->'''Raven:''' You don't ''have'' to follow [[InTheBlood the same path]] as [[BigBad your mom]]! I mean, if you're [[ScrewDestiny a rebel]]-\\
'''Kitty:''' Ugh! Why does anyone ''have'' to be a rebel or a [[YouCantFightFate royal]]? ''I'' do what I want- and I ''want'' to be like my mom.
-->-- ''Franchise/EverAfterHigh: Spring Unsprung''
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->'''Raven:''' You don't ''have'' to follow [[InTheBlood the same path]] as [[BigBad your mom]]! I mean, if you're [[ScrewDestiny a rebel]]-\\
'''Kitty:''' Ugh! Why does anyone ''have'' to be a rebel or a [[YouCantFightFate royal]]? ''I'' do what I want- and I ''want'' to be like my mom.
-->-- ''Franchise/EverAfterHigh: Spring Unsprung''
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->'''Raven:''' You don't ''have'' to follow [[InTheBlood the same path]] as [[BigBad your mom]]! I mean, if you're [[ScrewDestiny a rebel]]-\\
'''Kitty:''' Ugh! Why does anyone ''have'' to be a rebel or a [[YouCantFightFate royal]]? ''I'' do what I want- and I ''want'' to be like my mom.
-->-- ''Franchise/EverAfterHigh: Spring Unsprung''
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-> [[DealWithTheDevil SATAN OFFERS TO GRANT ANY DESIRE]]. (beat) FREE SATEN FROM HELL.
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-> [[DealWithTheDevil SATAN OFFERS TO GRANT ANY DESIRE]] (beat) FREE SATEN FROM HELL
-->-- '''[[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/insanity-wolf Insanity Wolf]]'''
-->-- '''[[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/insanity-wolf Insanity Wolf]]'''
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->'''Raven:''' You don't ''have'' to follow [[InTheBlood the same path]] as [[BigBad your mom]]! I mean, if you're [[ScrewDestiny a rebel]]-\\
'''Kitty:''' Ugh! Why does anyone ''have'' to be a rebel or a [[YouCantFightFate royal]]? ''I'' do what I want- and I ''want'' to be like my mom.
-->-- ''Franchise/EverAfterHigh: Spring Unsprung''
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->'''Raven:''' You don't ''have'' to follow [[InTheBlood the same path]] as [[BigBad your mom]]! I mean, if you're [[ScrewDestiny a rebel]]-\\
'''Kitty:''' Ugh! Why does anyone ''have'' to be a rebel or a [[YouCantFightFate royal]]? ''I'' do what I want- and I ''want'' to be like my mom.
-->-- ''Franchise/EverAfterHigh: Spring Unsprung''
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->I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING [[YourNormalIsOurTaboo SEXUAL]] [[BizarreAlienReproduction SNAKE]] BOSS, TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS. [[Film/{{Saw}} I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.]]
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->I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING [[YourNormalIsOurTaboo SEXUAL]] [[BizarreAlienReproduction SNAKE]] BOSS, TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS. [[Film/{{Saw}} [[Franchise/{{Saw}} I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.]]
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->I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS, TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS. I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.
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->I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE [[YourNormalIsOurTaboo SEXUAL]] [[BizarreAlienReproduction SNAKE]] BOSS, TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS. [[Film/{{Saw}} I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.]]
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->I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS, TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS. I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.
-->-- '''Caliborn''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
-->-- '''Caliborn''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
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->Nemesis Prime will destroy!
-->-- '''Nemesis Prime''', ''Anime/TransformersArmada''
-->-- '''Nemesis Prime''', ''Anime/TransformersArmada''
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->Oh yes!\\
Fill the churches with dirty thoughts!\\
Introduce honesty to the White House!\\
Write letters in dead languages - to people you've never met!\\
Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children!\\
Burn your credit cards and wear high heels!\\
Asylum doors stand open!\\
Fill the suburbs with murder and rape!\\
Divine madness!\\
Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets!\\
Laugh and the world laughs with you!
-->-- ''ComicBook/ArkhamAsylumASeriousHouseOnSeriousEarth''
Fill the churches with dirty thoughts!\\
Introduce honesty to the White House!\\
Write letters in dead languages - to people you've never met!\\
Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children!\\
Burn your credit cards and wear high heels!\\
Asylum doors stand open!\\
Fill the suburbs with murder and rape!\\
Divine madness!\\
Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets!\\
Laugh and the world laughs with you!
-->-- ''ComicBook/ArkhamAsylumASeriousHouseOnSeriousEarth''
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->Do you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan", even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
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->Do you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan", plan," even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
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-->-- Old Castro on '''the Great Old Ones''', ''Literature/TheCallOfCthulhu''
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-->-- Old Castro on '''the Great Old Ones''', '''Old Castro''', ''Literature/TheCallOfCthulhu''
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You poor [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] humans
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-->-- '''Kharn The Betrayer''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
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-->-- '''Kharn The the Betrayer''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
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->My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape.
-->-- '''Patrick Bateman''', ''Literature/AmericanPsycho''
-->-- '''Patrick Bateman''', ''Literature/AmericanPsycho''
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-->-- Old Castro on '''the Great Old Ones''', ''Literature/TheCallOfCthulhu''
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->Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in ''making sense?''
-->-- '''Discord''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
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->Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in ''making sense?''
-->-- '''Discord''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
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->'''Food Mart Security Guard:''' Pretend like I ain't talking to you. Pretend like I ain't even on this Earth. I know what you are. Now, I ain't steppin' to, but I am a man - and you just clipped that shit and act like you don't even know I'm there!
->'''Marlo:''' I ''don't''.
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->'''Food Mart Security Guard:''' Pretend like I ain't talking to you. Pretend like I ain't even on this Earth. I know what you are. Now, I ain't steppin' to, but I am a man - and you just clipped that shit and act like you don't even know I'm there!
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'''Marlo:''' I ''don't''.
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'''Marlo:''' I ''don't''.
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->''[[EvilIsPetty That which we cannot destroy, we will defile!]] [[ForTheEvulz Those we cannot defeat will know only despair!]]''
-->--'''Chaos Space Marine''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
->''[[SealedEvilInACan I am the Black Blade]] / [[TimeAbyss Forged a million billion years ago]] / [[KarmaHoudini My cosmic soul it goes on for eternity]] / [[BecauseDestinySaysSo Carving out destiny]] / [[JerkassGods Bringing in the Lords of Chaos]] / [[EldritchAbomination Bringing up the Beasts of Hades]] / [[YourSoulIsMine Sucking out the souls of heroes]] / [[WalkingWasteland Laying waste to knights and ladies]] / [[BadassBoast My master is my slave]] / [[EvilLaugh Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]] / You poor [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] humans''//
-->--'''Black Blade''', as performed by Music/BlueOysterCult
->''The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you're gonna break your one rule.''
-->-- '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
->''Do you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan", even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!''
-->--'''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
->'''Alfred Pennyworth''': ''A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.''
->'''Bruce Wayne''': ''Then why steal them?''
->'''Alfred Pennyworth''': ''Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.''
-->--'''Alfred Pennyworth''' on '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
-> "Kid. I'm the Joker. I don't just randomly kill people. I kill people when it's ''funny''. What would conceivably be funny about killing you?"
-->--'''Chaos Space Marine''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
->''[[SealedEvilInACan I am the Black Blade]] / [[TimeAbyss Forged a million billion years ago]] / [[KarmaHoudini My cosmic soul it goes on for eternity]] / [[BecauseDestinySaysSo Carving out destiny]] / [[JerkassGods Bringing in the Lords of Chaos]] / [[EldritchAbomination Bringing up the Beasts of Hades]] / [[YourSoulIsMine Sucking out the souls of heroes]] / [[WalkingWasteland Laying waste to knights and ladies]] / [[BadassBoast My master is my slave]] / [[EvilLaugh Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]] / You poor [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] humans''//
-->--'''Black Blade''', as performed by Music/BlueOysterCult
->''The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you're gonna break your one rule.''
-->-- '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
->''Do you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan", even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!''
-->--'''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
->'''Alfred Pennyworth''': ''A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.''
->'''Bruce Wayne''': ''Then why steal them?''
->'''Alfred Pennyworth''': ''Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.''
-->--'''Alfred Pennyworth''' on '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
-> "Kid. I'm the Joker. I don't just randomly kill people. I kill people when it's ''funny''. What would conceivably be funny about killing you?"
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-->--'''Chaos Space Marine''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
->''[[SealedEvilInACan I am
[[folder: Anime and Manga]]
->Being alive is wonderful! And the
-->--'''Black Blade''', as performed by Music/BlueOysterCult
->''The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you're gonna break your one rule.''
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->''Do you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according
->Why not?
-->-- '''Johan Liebert''', on his reasons for, well, ''everything'', ''Anime/{{Monster}}''
->I would fight only for myself and love only myself. If all other people exist out there to
-->--'''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
->'''Alfred Pennyworth''': ''A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.''
->'''Bruce Wayne''': ''Then why steal them?''
->'''Alfred Pennyworth''': ''Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the
-->--'''Alfred Pennyworth''' on '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
-> "Kid.
-->-- '''Gaara''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
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[[folder: Comic Books]]
->Kid. I'm
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->'''Joker:''' Y'know, [[ThereAreTwoKindsOfPeopleInTheWorld there are three kinds of people in this world]]: The optimistic who find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half-empty. Then there's the paranoid; they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.
->'''Corrigan:''' Which one are you?
->'''Joker:''' I'm the one that knocks the glass over.
-->WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs
->''Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get''.
->''You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite''.
-->--'''Mr Blond,''' ''Reservoir Dogs''
->'''Howie''': Why, Chad?
->'''Chad''': Because I could.
->'''Howie''': Oh, my God.
->'''Chad''': So how does it feel, Howie? How does it feel to really hurt someone?
->'''Howie''': Oh, my God.
->'''Chad''': See you Monday.
-->--'''Film/InTheCompanyOfMen'''
->''I do what I do, when I choose, why I wish. I answer to '''no one'''.''
-->-- '''Richard''', ''Webcomic/LookingForGroup''
->''I would fight only for myself and love only myself. If all other people exist out there to magnify that love, then there is no more splendid world than this one. They allow me to experience the joy of living... for as long as there are people out there to kill... then I will not cease to exist.''
-->-- '''Gaara''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
->''You see gentlemen, greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy. Now that's fun!''
->'''Corrigan:''' Which one are you?
->'''Joker:''' I'm the one that knocks the glass over.
-->WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs
->''Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get''.
->''You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite''.
-->--'''Mr Blond,''' ''Reservoir Dogs''
->'''Howie''': Why, Chad?
->'''Chad''': Because I could.
->'''Howie''': Oh, my God.
->'''Chad''': So how does it feel, Howie? How does it feel to really hurt someone?
->'''Howie''': Oh, my God.
->'''Chad''': See you Monday.
-->--'''Film/InTheCompanyOfMen'''
->''I do what I do, when I choose, why I wish. I answer to '''no one'''.''
-->-- '''Richard''', ''Webcomic/LookingForGroup''
->''I would fight only for myself and love only myself. If all other people exist out there to magnify that love, then there is no more splendid world than this one. They allow me to experience the joy of living... for as long as there are people out there to kill... then I will not cease to exist.''
-->-- '''Gaara''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
->''You see gentlemen, greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy. Now that's fun!''
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[[folder: Fan Fiction]]
->I just want to have a little fun. Maybe jump to a village in
->'''Corrigan:''' Which one are you?
->'''Joker:''' I'm the one that knocks the glass over.
-->WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs
->''Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get''.
->''You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite''.
-->--'''Mr Blond,''' ''Reservoir Dogs''
->'''Howie''': Why, Chad?
->'''Chad''': Because I could.
->'''Howie''': Oh, my God.
->'''Chad''': So how does it feel, Howie? How does it feel to really hurt someone?
->'''Howie''': Oh, my God.
->'''Chad''': See you Monday.
-->--'''Film/InTheCompanyOfMen'''
->''I do what I do, when I choose, why I wish. I answer to '''no one'''.''
-->--
->''I would fight only for myself and love only myself. If all other people exist out there to magnify that love, then there is no more splendid world than this one. They allow me to experience the joy of living... for as long as there are people out there to kill... then I will not cease to exist.''
-->-- '''Gaara''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
->''You
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[[folder: Film - Live-Action]]
->You see gentlemen, greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy. Now that's
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->''"What you touch, you don't feel''
->''Do not know, what you steal''
->''Destroy everything you touch, today''
->''Please destroy me, this way."''
-->-- '''"Destroy Everything You Touch,"''' ''Ladytron''
->''I just want to have a little fun. Maybe jump to a village in world A, kill a few people, upset the order, move on to world B, start some fires and send everyone in a terror, then on to world C where I manipulate a dictator or a crime lord for a while…and repeat ''ad infinitum'' until I die. Really, why would I ever want to conquer or rule? Ruling is such a messy business. With this, I can have as much fun as I like, doing whatever I like, ''wherever'' I like, and the sky's the limit.''
--> '''Masque''' of ''FanFic/PokemonStormClouds''
->''Life...dreams...hope. Where do they come from, and where do they go? Such meaningless things...I'll destroy them all!''
-->-- '''Kefka''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI''
->''Destruction isn't '''supposed''' to make sense! It's only fun when it's senseless!''
-->-- '''Kefka''', ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy''
->'''Angelus:''' ''Hi, Rupert. I wasn't sure you were gonna wake up. You had me worried.''
->'''Giles:''' ''What do you want?''
->'''Angelus:''' ''I wanna torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chainsaws. Oh, yeah. Acathla. He's an even harder guy to wake up than you are. I mean, I performed the rituals, said all the right phrases... blood on my hand. Got nothing. Big doughnut hole for my troubles. I figure you know the ritual. You're pretty up on these things. You could probably... tell me what I'm doing wrong. But honestly, I sorta hope you don't... 'Cause I really... ''really''... wanna torture you. ''
->''Do not know, what you steal''
->''Destroy everything you touch, today''
->''Please destroy me, this way."''
-->-- '''"Destroy Everything You Touch,"''' ''Ladytron''
->''I just want to have a little fun. Maybe jump to a village in world A, kill a few people, upset the order, move on to world B, start some fires and send everyone in a terror, then on to world C where I manipulate a dictator or a crime lord for a while…and repeat ''ad infinitum'' until I die. Really, why would I ever want to conquer or rule? Ruling is such a messy business. With this, I can have as much fun as I like, doing whatever I like, ''wherever'' I like, and the sky's the limit.''
--> '''Masque''' of ''FanFic/PokemonStormClouds''
->''Life...dreams...hope. Where do they come from, and where do they go? Such meaningless things...I'll destroy them all!''
-->-- '''Kefka''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI''
->''Destruction isn't '''supposed''' to make sense! It's only fun when it's senseless!''
-->-- '''Kefka''', ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy''
->'''Angelus:''' ''Hi, Rupert. I wasn't sure you were gonna wake up. You had me worried.''
->'''Giles:''' ''What do you want?''
->'''Angelus:''' ''I wanna torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chainsaws. Oh, yeah. Acathla. He's an even harder guy to wake up than you are. I mean, I performed the rituals, said all the right phrases... blood on my hand. Got nothing. Big doughnut hole for my troubles. I figure you know the ritual. You're pretty up on these things. You could probably... tell me what I'm doing wrong. But honestly, I sorta hope you don't... 'Cause I really... ''really''... wanna torture you. ''
to:
->''Do not know, what you steal''
->''Destroy everything you touch, today''
->''Please destroy me,
-->--
->''I
->Do you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan", even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
-->--'''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
->'''Alfred Pennyworth:''' A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.\\
'''[[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bruce Wayne]]:''' Then why steal them?\\
'''Alfred:''' Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to
-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
->'''Howie''': Why, Chad?\\
'''Chad''': Because I could.\\
'''Howie''': Oh, my God.\\
'''Chad''': So how does it feel, Howie? How does it feel to
'''Howie''': Oh, my God.\\
'''Chad''': See you Monday.
-->-- ''Film/InTheCompanyOfMen''
->Kill everyone
--> '''Masque''' of ''FanFic/PokemonStormClouds''
->''Life...dreams...hope. Where do they come from, and where do they go? Such meaningless things...I'll destroy them all!''
-->--
->''Destruction isn't '''supposed'''
->Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to
You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.
-->--
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Literature]]
->The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.
-->-- ''Literature/TheCallOfCthulhu''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Live-Action TV]]
->'''Angelus:'''
->'''Giles:''' ''What
'''Giles:''' What do you
->'''Angelus:''' ''I
'''Angelus:''' I wanna torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chainsaws. Oh, yeah. Acathla. He's an even harder guy to wake up than you are. I mean, I performed the rituals, said all the right phrases... blood on my hand. Got nothing. Big doughnut hole for my troubles. I figure you know the ritual. You're pretty up on these things. You could probably... tell me what I'm doing wrong. But honestly, I sorta hope you don't... 'Cause I really... ''really''... wanna torture you.
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-> ''"Tear down creation, just to see if you can."''
-->-- '''Jephton the Unholy''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
-> '' The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.''
-->-- ''HPLovecraft'', '''TheCallOfCthulhu'''
->''"Why not?"''
-->-- '''Johan Liebert''', on his reasons for, well, ''everything'', ''Anime/{{Monster}}''
->''"To hold in my hand a capsule that contained such power. To know that life and death on such a scale was ''my'' choice. To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end...everything. Yes! I would do it! That power would set me up above the Gods! And through the Daleks, I! SHALL! HAVE! THAT! POWER!"''
-->-- '''Jephton the Unholy''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
-> '' The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.''
-->-- ''HPLovecraft'', '''TheCallOfCthulhu'''
->''"Why not?"''
-->-- '''Johan Liebert''', on his reasons for, well, ''everything'', ''Anime/{{Monster}}''
->''"To hold in my hand a capsule that contained such power. To know that life and death on such a scale was ''my'' choice. To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end...everything. Yes! I would do it! That power would set me up above the Gods! And through the Daleks, I! SHALL! HAVE! THAT! POWER!"''
to:
-->-- '''Jephton the Unholy''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
-> '' The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.''
-->-- ''HPLovecraft'', '''TheCallOfCthulhu'''
->''"Why not?"''
-->-- '''Johan Liebert''', on his reasons for, well, ''everything'', ''Anime/{{Monster}}''
->''"To
Deleted line(s) 80,91 (click to see context) :
-> '''Liquid Snake''': "What the fuck are you ''doing''?"
-> '''Psycho Mantis''': "What does it ''look'' like, ass? I'm torching everything that moves and almost everything that doesn't."
-> '''Liquid Snake''': "''Why''?"
-> '''Psycho Mantis''': "Why ''not''?"
-->-- Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound [[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=301 #301]]
-> ''This man Makarov is fighting his own war and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals.''
-->-- '''General Shepherd''', ''ModernWarfare2''
->''MAIM! KILL! BURN!''
-->--'''[[SarcasmMode The Masterfully Eloquent]] Kharn The Betrayer''', ''Warhammer 40,000''
-> '''Psycho Mantis''': "What does it ''look'' like, ass? I'm torching everything that moves and almost everything that doesn't."
-> '''Liquid Snake''': "''Why''?"
-> '''Psycho Mantis''': "Why ''not''?"
-->-- Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound [[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=301 #301]]
-> ''This man Makarov is fighting his own war and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals.''
-->-- '''General Shepherd''', ''ModernWarfare2''
->''MAIM! KILL! BURN!''
-->--'''[[SarcasmMode The Masterfully Eloquent]] Kharn The Betrayer''', ''Warhammer 40,000''
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->''This motherfucker be killing niggers just to do it. See? Nigger kill motherfuckers just 'cause he can. Not 'cause they snitchin', not 'cause it's business...but 'cause this shit just come natural to him.''
-->-- '''Bodie''' on '''Marlo''', ''Series/TheWire''
->''Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in ''making sense?''''
-->-- '''Discord''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
->''"Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth are my politics! Filth is my life!"''
-->-- '''Divine''', ''Film/PinkFlamingos''
->''Everyone who sins breaks the law; in fact, sin is lawlessness.''
-->-- '''Bodie''' on '''Marlo''', ''Series/TheWire''
->''Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in ''making sense?''''
-->-- '''Discord''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
->''"Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth are my politics! Filth is my life!"''
-->-- '''Divine''', ''Film/PinkFlamingos''
->''Everyone who sins breaks the law; in fact, sin is lawlessness.''
to:
-->--
[[folder: Music]]
->[[EvilWeapon I am the Black Blade]]\\
[[TimeAbyss Forged a million billion years ago]]\\
[[KarmaHoudini My cosmic soul it goes on for eternity]]\\
[[BecauseDestinySaysSo Carving out destiny]]\\
[[JerkassGods Bringing in the Lords of Chaos]]\\
[[EldritchAbomination Bringing up the Beasts of Hades]]\\
[[YourSoulIsMine Sucking out the souls of heroes]]\\
[[WalkingWasteland Laying waste to knights and ladies]]\\
[[BadassBoast My master is
[[EvilLaugh Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]]\\
You poor [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] humans
-->--
->''"Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth are my politics! Filth is my life!"''
->So can you tell me\\
What exactly does "freedom" mean\\
If I'm not free to be as twisted as I want to be?
-->--
->''Everyone
->What you touch, you don't feel\\
Do not know, what you steal\\
Destroy everything you touch, today\\
Please destroy me, this way.
-->-- '''Music/{{Ladytron}}''', "Destroy Everything You Touch"
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Mythology and Religion]]
->Everyone who sins breaks the law; in fact, sin is lawlessness.
Changed line(s) 108,148 (click to see context) from:
->''"So much talk of good and evil bores me!"''
->''"To understand evil is to understand true power."''
->''"Don't you lecture me!"''
->''"Maybe we should focus on killing [[LawfulEvil Asmodeus]]."''
->''"That spineless thief? I will spill his brains with that scepter of his and take back what he stole from us!"''
->''"What a splendid idea!"''
->''"Platitudes! From you? Ha! You are trying to deceive me!"''
->''"Really, Aameul, your paranoia will be our undoing."''
->''"My paranoia will be your undoing! I know your game!"''
->''[[OmnicidalManiac "Can we at least agree that evil, in its purest form, is complete annihilation?"]]''
->''"Never!"''
-->--'''[[LiteralSplitPersonality Aameul and Hethradiah]]''', [[MultipleHeadCase the two heads]] of [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Demogorgon]], [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Prince of Demons]]
->''I like destroying pretty things.''
-->-- '''[[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Orcus]]''', [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Demon Prince]] of TheUndead
->''You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... ''flying like birds?'' (''chuckles'') That is crazy! [[CloudCuckooLander I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone]]. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (''Grant mumbles'') I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say?! '''Do you want me to slice you open like I did to your friend?!''' '''SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!''' Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. '''HEY! YOU FUCK!!!''' Look me in the eye. '''You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom.''' Shut the fuck up... or you die. (''Jason mumbles too'') What is it, Jason?! Jason, what is it?! Why aren't you laughing now like you did back there?! What, is this not fun anymore? Have I failed to entertain you? You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (''beat'') ''You hit the ground.''''
-->--'''Vaas''', ''VideoGame/FarCry3''
->''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive You're]] looking at it rationally - There are people who are useful to you, and people who ain't, and [[YouHaveFailedMe the people who ain't got to go]]. Me, [[LampshadeHanging I'm]] '''[[LampshadeHanging not]]''' [[LampshadeHanging rational.]] I don't '''care''' if you're useful or not. I '''feel''' like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.''
-->--'''Trevor Phillips''', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
->'''[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]]:''' Master, why are you crushing dat mountain?
->'''[[Literature/TheSilmarillion Morgoth]]:''' Just because I can!
->'''Sauron:''' Where is logic in that?
->'''Morgoth:''' In case you didn't notice it for last 60000 years - I like to break stuff!
--> [[http://melkorwashere.tumblr.com/post/71247446788/i-imagined-second-picture-both-times-i-watched this picture]]
->''If I did not now and then kill one of them, they would forget who I am.''
-->--'''Edward Teach''', a.k.a. '''Blackbeard''', after shooting his first mate under the table for no reason
->''Being alive is wonderful! And the most wonderful thing about life is taking it away from other people.''
-->-- '''Ladd Russo''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}''
->''So can you tell me''\\
''What exactly does "freedom" mean''\\
''If I'm not free to be as twisted as I want to be?''
-->-- Music/{{Disturbed}}, ''Divide"''
->''"Your laws, like your bones, were made to be broken."''
-->--'''[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=265735 Knight of Infamy]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''
->''"To understand evil is to understand true power."''
->''"Don't you lecture me!"''
->''"Maybe we should focus on killing [[LawfulEvil Asmodeus]]."''
->''"That spineless thief? I will spill his brains with that scepter of his and take back what he stole from us!"''
->''"What a splendid idea!"''
->''"Platitudes! From you? Ha! You are trying to deceive me!"''
->''"Really, Aameul, your paranoia will be our undoing."''
->''"My paranoia will be your undoing! I know your game!"''
->''[[OmnicidalManiac "Can we at least agree that evil, in its purest form, is complete annihilation?"]]''
->''"Never!"''
-->--'''[[LiteralSplitPersonality Aameul and Hethradiah]]''', [[MultipleHeadCase the two heads]] of [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Demogorgon]], [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Prince of Demons]]
->''I like destroying pretty things.''
-->-- '''[[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Orcus]]''', [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Demon Prince]] of TheUndead
->''You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... ''flying like birds?'' (''chuckles'') That is crazy! [[CloudCuckooLander I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone]]. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (''Grant mumbles'') I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say?! '''Do you want me to slice you open like I did to your friend?!''' '''SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!''' Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. '''HEY! YOU FUCK!!!''' Look me in the eye. '''You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom.''' Shut the fuck up... or you die. (''Jason mumbles too'') What is it, Jason?! Jason, what is it?! Why aren't you laughing now like you did back there?! What, is this not fun anymore? Have I failed to entertain you? You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (''beat'') ''You hit the ground.''''
-->--'''Vaas''', ''VideoGame/FarCry3''
->''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive You're]] looking at it rationally - There are people who are useful to you, and people who ain't, and [[YouHaveFailedMe the people who ain't got to go]]. Me, [[LampshadeHanging I'm]] '''[[LampshadeHanging not]]''' [[LampshadeHanging rational.]] I don't '''care''' if you're useful or not. I '''feel''' like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.''
-->--'''Trevor Phillips''', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
->'''[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]]:''' Master, why are you crushing dat mountain?
->'''[[Literature/TheSilmarillion Morgoth]]:''' Just because I can!
->'''Sauron:''' Where is logic in that?
->'''Morgoth:''' In case you didn't notice it for last 60000 years - I like to break stuff!
--> [[http://melkorwashere.tumblr.com/post/71247446788/i-imagined-second-picture-both-times-i-watched this picture]]
->''If I did not now and then kill one of them, they would forget who I am.''
-->--'''Edward Teach''', a.k.a. '''Blackbeard''', after shooting his first mate under the table for no reason
->''Being alive is wonderful! And the most wonderful thing about life is taking it away from other people.''
-->-- '''Ladd Russo''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}''
->''So can you tell me''\\
''What exactly does "freedom" mean''\\
''If I'm not free to be as twisted as I want to be?''
-->-- Music/{{Disturbed}}, ''Divide"''
->''"Your laws, like your bones, were made to be broken."''
-->--'''[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=265735 Knight of Infamy]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''
to:
[[folder: Tabletop Games]]
->'''Aameul:''' So much talk of good and evil bores
->''"To
'''Hethradiah:''' To understand evil is to understand true power.
->''"Don't
'''Aameul:''' Don't you lecture
->''"Maybe
'''Hethradiah:''' Maybe we should focus on killing [[LawfulEvil Asmodeus]].
->''"That
'''Aameul:''' That spineless thief? I will spill his brains with that scepter of his and take back what he stole from
->''"What
'''Hethradiah:''' What a splendid
->''"Platitudes!
'''Aameul:''' Platitudes! From you? Ha! You are trying to deceive
->''"Really,
'''Hethradiah:''' Really, Aameul, your paranoia will be our undoing.
->''"My
'''Aameul:''' My paranoia will be
->''[[OmnicidalManiac "Can
'''Hethradiah:''' [[OmnicidalManiac Can we at least agree that evil, in its purest form, is complete
->''"Never!"''
-->--'''[[LiteralSplitPersonality Aameul and Hethradiah]]''',
'''Aameul:''' Never!
-->-- The [[MultipleHeadCase
->''I
->I like destroying pretty
-->--
->''You
->Your laws, like your bones, were made to be broken.
-->-- '''[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=265735 Knight of Infamy]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''
->[[EvilIsPetty That which we cannot destroy, we will defile!]] [[ForTheEvulz Those we cannot defeat will know only despair!]]
-->-- '''Chaos Space Marine''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
->[[MadnessMantra MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL!! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN!]]
-->-- '''Kharn The Betrayer''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Video Games]]
->You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... ''flying like birds?'' (''chuckles'') That is crazy! [[CloudCuckooLander I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone]]. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (''Grant mumbles'') I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say?! '''Do you want me to slice you open like I did to your
-->--'''Vaas''',
-->-- '''Vaas''', ''VideoGame/FarCry3''
-->-- '''Kefka''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI''
->Destruction isn't '''supposed''' to make sense! It's only fun when it's senseless!
-->-- '''Kefka''', ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy''
->[[CorruptCorporateExecutive You're]] looking at it rationally -
-->--'''Trevor
-->-- '''Trevor Phillips''', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
->This man Makarov is fighting his own war, and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals.
-->-- '''General Shepherd''', ''VideoGame/ModernWarfare2''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Webcomics]]
->'''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Liquid Snake]]''': What the fuck are you ''doing''?\\
'''Psycho Mantis''': What does it ''look'' like, ass? I'm torching everything that moves and almost everything that doesn't.\\
'''Liquid Snake''': ''Why?''\\
'''Psycho Mantis''': Why ''not?''
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'' [[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=301 #301]]
->I do what I do, when I choose, why I wish. I answer to '''no one'''.
-->-- '''Richard''', ''Webcomic/LookingForGroup''
->Tear down creation, just to see if you can.
-->-- '''Jephton the Unholy''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Web Original]]
->'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker:''' Y'know, [[ThereAreTwoKindsOfPeopleInTheWorld there are three kinds of people in this world]] - the optimistic who find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half-empty. Then there's the paranoid, they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.\\
'''Corrigan:''' Which one are you?\\
'''The Joker:''' I'm the one that knocks the glass over.
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs''
->'''[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]]:''' Master, why are you crushing dat
->'''[[Literature/TheSilmarillion
'''[[Literature/TheSilmarillion Morgoth]]:''' Just because I
->'''Sauron:'''
'''Sauron:''' Where is logic in
->'''Morgoth:'''
'''Morgoth:''' In case you didn't notice it for last 60000 years - I like to break stuff!
->''If
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Western Animation]]
->Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in ''making sense?''
-->-- '''Discord''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Real Life]]
->If I did not now and then kill one of them, they would forget who I
-->--'''Edward
-->-- '''Edward Teach''', a.k.a.
-->-- '''Ladd Russo''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}''
->''So can you tell me''\\
''What exactly does "freedom" mean''\\
''If I'm not free to be as twisted as I want to be?''
-->-- Music/{{Disturbed}}, ''Divide"''
->''"Your laws, like your bones, were made to be broken."''
-->--'''[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=265735 Knight of Infamy]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''
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Changed line(s) 4,8 (click to see context) from:
->''[[SealedEvilInACan I am the Black Blade]] / [[TimeAbyss Forged a million billion years ago]]''
''[[KarmaHoudini My cosmic soul it goes on for eternity]] / [[BecauseDestinySaysSo Carving out destiny]]''
''[[JerkassGods Bringing in the Lords of Chaos]] / [[EldritchAbomination Bringing up the Beasts of Hades]]''
''[[YourSoulIsMine Sucking out the souls of heroes]] / [[WalkingWasteland Laying waste to knights and ladies]]''
''[[BadassBoast My master is my slave]] / [[EvilLaugh Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]] / You poor [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] humans''//
''[[KarmaHoudini My cosmic soul it goes on for eternity]] / [[BecauseDestinySaysSo Carving out destiny]]''
''[[JerkassGods Bringing in the Lords of Chaos]] / [[EldritchAbomination Bringing up the Beasts of Hades]]''
''[[YourSoulIsMine Sucking out the souls of heroes]] / [[WalkingWasteland Laying waste to knights and ladies]]''
''[[BadassBoast My master is my slave]] / [[EvilLaugh Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]] / You poor [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] humans''//
to:
->''[[SealedEvilInACan I am the Black Blade]] / [[TimeAbyss Forged a million billion years ago]]''
''[[KarmaHoudiniago]] / [[KarmaHoudini My cosmic soul it goes on for eternity]] / [[BecauseDestinySaysSo Carving out destiny]]''
''[[JerkassGodsdestiny]] / [[JerkassGods Bringing in the Lords of Chaos]] / [[EldritchAbomination Bringing up the Beasts of Hades]]''
''[[YourSoulIsMineHades]] / [[YourSoulIsMine Sucking out the souls of heroes]] / [[WalkingWasteland Laying waste to knights and ladies]]''
''[[BadassBoastladies]] / [[BadassBoast My master is my slave]] / [[EvilLaugh Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]] / You poor [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] humans''//
''[[KarmaHoudini
''[[JerkassGods
''[[YourSoulIsMine
''[[BadassBoast
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Changed line(s) 4,14 (click to see context) from:
->''[[EvilWeapon I am the Black Blade]]''
->''[[SealedEvilInACan Forged a million billion years ago]]''
->''[[KarmaHoudini My cosmic soul it goes on for eternity]]''
->''[[BecauseDestinySaysSo Carving out destiny]]''
->''[[JerkassGods Bringing in the Lords of Chaos]]''
->''[[EldritchAbomination Bringing up the Beasts of Hades]]''
->''[[YourSoulIsMine Sucking out the souls of heroes]]''
->''Laying waste to knights and ladies''
->''[[BadassBoast My master is my slave]]''
->''[[EvilLaugh Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]]''
->''You poor [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] humans''
->''[[SealedEvilInACan Forged a million billion years ago]]''
->''[[KarmaHoudini My cosmic soul it goes on for eternity]]''
->''[[BecauseDestinySaysSo Carving out destiny]]''
->''[[JerkassGods Bringing in the Lords of Chaos]]''
->''[[EldritchAbomination Bringing up the Beasts of Hades]]''
->''[[YourSoulIsMine Sucking out the souls of heroes]]''
->''Laying waste to knights and ladies''
->''[[BadassBoast My master is my slave]]''
->''[[EvilLaugh Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]]''
->''You poor [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] humans''
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->''[[EvilLaugh Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]]''
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->''"Your laws, like your bones, were made to be broken."''
-->--'''[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=265735 Knight of Infamy]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''
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->''So can you tell me''\\
''What exactly does "freedom" mean''\\
''If I'm not free to be as twisted as I want to be?''
-->-- Music/{{Disturbed}}, ''Divide"''
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-> '' The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.''
-->-- ''HPLovecraft'', '''TheCallOfCthulhu'''
-->-- ''HPLovecraft'', '''TheCallOfCthulhu'''
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--> '''Liquid Snake''': "What the fuck are you ''doing''?"
--> '''Psycho Mantis''': "What does it ''look'' like, ass? I'm torching everything that moves and almost everything that doesn't."
--> '''Liquid Snake''': "''Why''?"
--> '''Psycho Mantis''': "Why ''not''?"
--> '''Psycho Mantis''': "What does it ''look'' like, ass? I'm torching everything that moves and almost everything that doesn't."
--> '''Liquid Snake''': "''Why''?"
--> '''Psycho Mantis''': "Why ''not''?"
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--> ''This man Makarov is fighting his own war and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals.''
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-->--'''Edward Teach, a.k.a. Blackbeard''', after shooting his first mate under the table for no reason
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-->--'''Edward Teach, Teach''', a.k.a. Blackbeard''', '''Blackbeard''', after shooting his first mate under the table for no reason
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-->--'''Edward Teach, a.k.a. Blackbeard'', after shooting his first mate under the table for no reason
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-->--'''Edward Teach, a.k.a. Blackbeard'', Blackbeard''', after shooting his first mate under the table for no reason
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-->-- '''Ladd Russo''', LightNovel/{{Baccano}}
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-->-- '''Ladd Russo''', LightNovel/{{Baccano}}''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}''
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-->-- '''Ladd Russo''', LightNovel/Baccano
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-->-- '''Ladd Russo''', LightNovel/BaccanoLightNovel/{{Baccano}}
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-->-- '''Ladd Russo''',LightNovel/Baccano
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-->-- '''Ladd Russo''',LightNovel/BaccanoRusso''', LightNovel/Baccano
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-->--'''Vaas''', ''Videogame/FarCry3''
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-->--'''Vaas''', ''Videogame/FarCry3''
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-->--'''Trevor Phillips''', ''Videogame/GrandTheftAutoV''
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-->--'''Trevor Phillips''', ''Videogame/GrandTheftAutoV''
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->''"If I did not now and then kill one of them, they would forget who I am."''
-->--Edward Teach (Blackbeard), after shooting one of his more valuable men under the table for no reason
->''"Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm, or the gods, or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is."''
-->--'''Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''
-->--Edward Teach (Blackbeard), after shooting one of his more valuable men under the table for no reason
->''"Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm, or the gods, or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is."''
-->--'''Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''
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-->--Edward Teach (Blackbeard), after shooting
-->--'''Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''
-->-- '''Ladd Russo''',LightNovel/Baccano