History for Quotes/CarnivoreConfusion

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->''"Hey... Hey, I'm gonna eat your innards...'' AT LEAST GET A LITTLE INDIGNANT?"
-->-- '''Grape Jelly Sandwich''', toward a random barnyard cow, ''WebComic/{{Housepets}}''

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->'''Pig:''' Were you ever thrown out of a club?
->'''Rat:''' Plenty, why?
->'''Pig:''' Because that "Society of Cultured Pigs" group just booted me.
->'''Rat:''' They got word of the bacon thing, huh?
->'''Pig:''' But BLTs taste so darn good.
->'''Rat:''' They're too judgmental.
-->--''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine''

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Nov 10th 2019 at 7:18:43 PM

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-> '''Mafia Goon:''' ''They serve fish in kitchen. Also, fish are guests on boat. Mafia try not to think about this.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/AHatInTime''

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-> ~~'''Mafia Goon:''' ''They~~ ''"They serve fish in kitchen. Also, fish are guests on boat. Mafia try not to think about this.''
"''
-->-- '''Mafia Goon''', ''VideoGame/AHatInTime''

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-> '''Mafia Goon''' ''They serve fish in kitchen. Also, fish are guests on boat. Mafia try not to think about this.''

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-> '''Mafia ~~Goon'''~~ Goon:''' ''They serve fish in kitchen. Also, fish are guests on boat. Mafia try not to think about this.''

Mrperson2006

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Aug 31st 2019 at 10:10:02 PM

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--> '''Mafia Goon''' ''They serve fish in kitchen. Also, fish are guests on boat. Mafia try not to think about this.''

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~~-->~~ -> '''Mafia Goon''' ''They serve fish in kitchen. Also, fish are guests on boat. Mafia try not to think about this.''

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--> '''Mafia Goon''' ''They serve fish in kitchen. Also, fish are guests on boat. Mafia try not to think about this.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/AHatInTime''

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->'''Danny:''' It’s always strange when the Muppets talk about eating animals; it makes you realize that the show takes place in a universe where everything talks. Even the vegetables talk. How could you ever eat anything? They must live on jellybeans or something.
->'''Kynan:''' Don’t eat the Muppet jellybeans! Noooo! Not Purple Paul!
-->-- '''[[http://www.toughpigs.com/my-week-with-more-christmas-3/ This]] [=ToughPigs=] review''' of ''Film/AMuppetFamilyChristmas''

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-->-- ''Videogame/AHatInTime''

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-->-- '''Mafia member,''' ''Videogame/AHatInTime''

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->''They serve fish in kitchen. Also, fish are guests on boat. Mafia try not to think about this.''
-->-- ''Videogame/AHatInTime''

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Jan 18th 2018 at 2:42:54 AM

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'''Spider-Ham:''' ''[While he's eating a corn dog]'' How come no one told me how amazing corn dogs are?\\

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~~'''Spider-Ham:'''~~ '''ComicBook/SpiderHam''' ''[While he's eating a corn dog]'' How come no one told me how amazing corn dogs are?\\

nombretomado

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Nov 5th 2016 at 9:38:03 AM

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-->-- '''Mickey Mouse''', ''HouseOfMouse''

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-->-- '''Mickey Mouse''', ~~''HouseOfMouse''~~
''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse''

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Apr 11th 2016 at 8:16:10 PM

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->'''Mrs. Brisby''': ''Owls eat mice!''
->'''Jeremy''': Uh...only after dark.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSecretOfNimh''

->''I am a [[FunnyAnimal nice shark]], not a [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks mindless eating machine]]. [[TropaholicsAnonymous If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.]] Fish are friends, not food!''
-->--'''Bruce''', ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''

->''Now I wanna remind everyone of the ''House of Mouse'' rules: No smoking, no villainous schemes, and no guests eating other guests.''
-->--'''Mickey Mouse''', ''HouseOfMouse''

->''I'm not a crook! I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom! We're all animals, boys and girls; [[ImAHumanitarian eating each other]] is what nature intended!''
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Mr Krabs]]''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' (after it's revealed "Krabby Patties" are a literal name)

->''Stop eating our young!''

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->'''Mrs. ~~Brisby''':~~ Brisby:''' ''Owls eat mice!''
~~->'''Jeremy''': Uh...~~->'''Jeremy:''' Uh... only after dark.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSecretOfNimh''

->''I -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretOfNimh''

->''"I am a [[FunnyAnimal nice shark]], not a [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks mindless eating machine]]. [[TropaholicsAnonymous If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.]] Fish are friends, not food!''
-->--'''Bruce''', food!"''
-->-- '''Bruce''', ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''

~~->''Now~~ ->''"Now I wanna remind everyone of the ''House of Mouse'' rules: No smoking, no villainous schemes, and no guests eating other guests.''
-->--'''Mickey "''
-->-- '''Mickey Mouse''', ''HouseOfMouse''

~~->''I'm~~ ->''"I'm not a crook! I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom! We're all animals, boys and girls; [[ImAHumanitarian eating each other]] is what nature intended!''
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants intended!"''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Mr Krabs]]''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' (after it's revealed "Krabby Patties" are a literal name)

~~->''Stop~~ ->''"Stop eating our ~~young!''~~young!"''

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->''We weep for a bird's cry, but not for a fish's blood; blessed are those with a voice.''
-->-- '''[[ActionGirl Major Kusanagi]]''', ''Ghost in the Shell: Innocence''

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~~->''We~~ ->''"We weep for a bird's cry, but not for a fish's blood; blessed are those with a voice.''
"''
-->-- '''[[ActionGirl Major Kusanagi]]''', ~~''Ghost~~ ''[[Franchise/GhostInTheShell Ghost in the Shell: ~~Innocence''~~
Innocence]]''

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-->-- ''{{Garfield}}'', [[http://garfield.nfshost.com/1983/02/15/ February 15, 1983]]

-> ([[@/LeChuck4 GG]] is in the kitchen, making a turkey sandwich.)
-> '''Wren''': (Wren sniffs the air.) Is that...turke...(He blinks in horror.) Oh, god.
->'''Falkina''': (Falkina dashes into the kitchen) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU! BASTARD! STOP! COOKING! BIRDS!]] (Falkina most likely pummels GG...or fails)
->'''Wren''': (Wren sweatdrops) ...He's a harpy. It's only natural he doesn't react too well when you decide to cook birds/fowls/avians...etc.
-> (GG sidesteps Falkina.)
-> '''GG''': Not! My! Problem! Do you see me complaining about people eating humans? No? So shut the hell up.

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-->-- ~~''{{Garfield}}'',~~ ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'', [[http://garfield.nfshost.com/1983/02/15/ February 15, 1983]]

~~-> ([[@/LeChuck4~~ ->''[[[@/LeChuck4 GG]] is in the kitchen, making a turkey sandwich.)
-> '''Wren''': (Wren ]''\\
'''Wren:''' ''[Wren sniffs the air.) ]'' Is ~~that...turke...(He~~ that... turke... ''[He blinks in horror.) ]'' Oh, god.
->'''Falkina''': (Falkina god.\\
'''Falkina:''' ''[Falkina dashes into the ~~kitchen)~~ kitchen]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU! BASTARD! STOP! COOKING! BIRDS!]] ~~(Falkina~~ ''[Falkina most likely pummels ~~GG...~~GG... or fails)
->'''Wren''': (Wren sweatdrops) ...fails]''\\
'''Wren''': ''[Wren sweatdrops]'' ...He's a harpy. It's only natural he doesn't react too well when you decide to cook birds/fowls/avians...etc.
-> (GG etc.\\
''[GG sidesteps Falkina.)
-> '''GG''': ]''\\
'''GG:''' Not! My! Problem! Do you see me complaining about people eating humans? No? So shut the hell up.

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->'''Mr. Muffin''': Hey Joey! You wanna eat me?
->'''Joey''': No thanks, Mr. Muffin.
->'''Mr. Muffin''': (''cheerfully'') [[DeathSeeker But I wanna die!]]
-->-- ''WebAnimation/ASDFMovie 7''

->''Do you think it's weird that I like seafood? Since, if you think about it, technically I'M seafood?''
-->--'''Marina''', an octopus villager in ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing: Wild World''

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->'''Mr. ~~Muffin''':~~ Muffin:''' Hey Joey! You wanna eat me?
->'''Joey''': me?\\
'''Joey:''' No thanks, Mr. Muffin.
->'''Mr. Muffin''': (''cheerfully'') Muffin.\\
'''Mr. Muffin:''' ''[cheerfully]'' [[DeathSeeker But I wanna die!]]
-->-- ''WebAnimation/ASDFMovie 7''

->''Do ''[[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie ASDF Movie 7]]''

->''"Do you think it's weird that I like seafood? Since, if you think about it, technically I'M seafood?''
-->--'''Marina''', seafood?"''
-->-- '''Marina''', an octopus villager in ~~''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing:~~ ''[[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Animal Crossing: Wild ~~World''~~
World]]''

->'''Gwen:''' I can't believe you--I can't believe this...\\
'''Spider-Ham:''' ''[While he's eating a corn dog]'' How come no one told me how amazing corn dogs are?\\
'''Gwen:''' That's--Can you please not do that? Look, I know you're imaginary and that's some kind of horrible metaphor, but it's still cannibalism.\\
'''Spider-Ham:''' No, I'm a cartoon. Cannibalism would be if I ate a Porky Pig.
-->-- ''ComicBook/SpiderGwen'' Vol. 2 #2

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->'''Mr. Muffin''': (''cheerfully'') [DeathSeeker But I wanna die!]

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->'''Mr. Muffin''': (''cheerfully'') ~~[DeathSeeker~~ [[DeathSeeker But I wanna ~~die!]~~die!]]

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->'''Mr. Muffin''': (''cheerfully'') But I wanna die!

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->'''Mr. Muffin''': (''cheerfully'') [DeathSeeker But I wanna ~~die!~~die!]

nombretomado

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-->--''TheSecretOfNIMH''

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~~-->--''TheSecretOfNIMH''~~
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSecretOfNimh''

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->''Do you think it's weird that I like seafood? Since, if you think about it, technically I'M seafood?''
-->--'''Marina''', an octopus villager in ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing: Wild World''

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->'''[[GenderBender Falkina]]''': (Falkina dashes into the kitchen) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU! BASTARD! STOP! COOKING! BIRDS!]] (Falkina most likely pummels GG...or fails)

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~~->'''[[GenderBender Falkina]]''':~~ ->'''Falkina''': (Falkina dashes into the kitchen) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU! BASTARD! STOP! COOKING! BIRDS!]] (Falkina most likely pummels GG...or fails)

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->'''Mr. Muffin''': Hey Joey! You wanna eat me?
->'''Joey''': No thanks, Mr. Muffin.
->'''Mr. Muffin''': (''cheerfully'') But I wanna die!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/ASDFMovie 7''

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-->--'''[[SpongebobSquarepants Mr Krabs]]''', ''RobotChicken'' (after it's revealed "Krabby Patties" are a literal name)

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~~-->--'''[[SpongebobSquarepants~~ -->--'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Mr Krabs]]''', ~~''RobotChicken''~~ ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' (after it's revealed "Krabby Patties" are a literal name)

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-->-- '''Lrrr''', ''{{Futurama}}''

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-->-- '''Lrrr''', ~~''{{Futurama}}''~~
''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

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-->--''TheSecretOfNIMH''

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~~-->--''TheSecretOfNIMH''~~
-->--''TheSecretOfNIMH''

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-->--'''Bruce''', ''FindingNemo''

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-->--'''Bruce''', ~~''FindingNemo''~~
''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''

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-> '''Wren''': (Wren sniffs the air.) Is that...turke...(He blinks in horror.) Oh, god.
->'''[[GenderBender Falkina]]''': (Falkina dashes into the kitchen) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU! BASTARD! STOP! COOKING! BIRDS!]] (Falkina most likely pummels GG...or fails)
->'''Wren''': (Wren sweatdrops) ...He's a harpy. It's only natural he doesn't react too well when you decide to cook birds/fowls/avians...etc.

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-> '''Wren''': (Wren sniffs the air.) Is that...turke...(He blinks in horror.) Oh, ~~god.~~
god.
->'''[[GenderBender Falkina]]''': (Falkina dashes into the kitchen) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU! BASTARD! STOP! COOKING! BIRDS!]] (Falkina most likely pummels GG...or ~~fails)~~
fails)
->'''Wren''': (Wren sweatdrops) ...He's a harpy. It's only natural he doesn't react too well when you decide to cook birds/fowls/avians...etc.

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-> '''GG''': Not! My! Problem! Do you see me complaining about people eating humans? No? So shut the hell up.

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-> '''GG''': Not! My! Problem! Do you see me complaining about people eating humans? No? So shut the hell up.

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->'''[[GenderBender Falkina]]''': (Falkina dashes into the kitchen) [[ThisIsSparta YOU! BASTARD! STOP! COOKING! BIRDS!]] (Falkina most likely pummels GG...or fails)

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->'''[[GenderBender Falkina]]''': (Falkina dashes into the kitchen) ~~[[ThisIsSparta~~ [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU! BASTARD! STOP! COOKING! BIRDS!]] (Falkina most likely pummels GG...or fails)

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->Now I wanna remind everyone of the ''House of Mouse'' rules: No smoking, no villainous schemes, and no guests eating other guests.

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~~->Now~~ ->''Now I wanna remind everyone of the ''House of Mouse'' rules: No smoking, no villainous schemes, and no guests eating other guests.''

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->''I'm not a crook! I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom! We're all animals, boys and girls; [[ImAHumanitarian eating each other]] is what nature intended!''
-->--'''[[SpongebobSquarepants Mr Krabs]]''', ''RobotChicken'' (after it's revealed "Krabby Patties" are a literal name)

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-> ([[@/LeChuck4 GG]] is in the kitchen, making a turkey sandwich.)
-> '''Wren''': (Wren sniffs the air.) Is that...turke...(He blinks in horror.) Oh, god.
->'''[[GenderBender Falkina]]''': (Falkina dashes into the kitchen) [[ThisIsSparta YOU! BASTARD! STOP! COOKING! BIRDS!]] (Falkina most likely pummels GG...or fails)
->'''Wren''': (Wren sweatdrops) ...He's a harpy. It's only natural he doesn't react too well when you decide to cook birds/fowls/avians...etc.
-> (GG sidesteps Falkina.)
-> '''GG''': Not! My! Problem! Do you see me complaining about people eating humans? No? So shut the hell up.
-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

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-> (GG sidesteps Falkina.)
-> '''GG''': Not! My! Problem! Do you see me complaining about people eating humans? No? So shut the hell up.

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-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

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-> '''[[@/TheRealWren Wren]]''': (Wren sniffs the air.) Is that...turke...(He blinks in horror.) Oh, god.

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-> ~~'''[[@/TheRealWren Wren]]''':~~ '''Wren''': (Wren sniffs the air.) Is that...turke...(He blinks in horror.) Oh, god.

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-> ([[@/LeChuck4 GG]] is in the kitchen, making a turkey sandwich.)
-> '''[[@/TheRealWren Wren]]''': (Wren sniffs the air.) Is that...turke...(He blinks in horror.) Oh, god.
->'''[[GenderBender Falkina]]''': (Falkina dashes into the kitchen) [[ThisIsSparta YOU! BASTARD! STOP! COOKING! BIRDS!]] (Falkina most likely pummels GG...or fails)
->'''Wren''': (Wren sweatdrops) ...He's a harpy. It's only natural he doesn't react too well when you decide to cook birds/fowls/avians...etc.

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->So let me get this straight. You know her, ''she'' knows ''you''. But ''she'' wants to eat ''him''. And everyone's... okay with this? ...''DID I MISS SOMETHING HERE''!?
-->--'''Timon''', ''TheLionKing''

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~~->So let me get~~ ->''I am a [[FunnyAnimal nice shark]], not a [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks mindless eating machine]]. [[TropaholicsAnonymous If I am to change this ~~straight. You know her, ''she'' knows ''you''. But ''she'' wants to eat ''him''. And everyone's... okay with this? ...''DID~~ image, I MISS SOMETHING HERE''!?
-->--'''Timon''', ''TheLionKing''
must first change myself.]] Fish are friends, not food!''
-->--'''Bruce''', ''FindingNemo''

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->''Fish are friends, not food!''
-->-- '''Bruce''', ''FindingNemo''

->''STOP EATING OUR YOUNG!!!''

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->''Fish are friends, not food!''
-->-- '''Bruce''', ''FindingNemo''

->''STOP EATING OUR YOUNG!!!''->''Stop eating our young!''

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