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Mrs. Brisby: Owls eat mice!
Jeremy: Uh...only after dark.
I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food!
—Bruce, Finding Nemo
Now I wanna remind everyone of the House of Mouse rules: No smoking, no villainous schemes, and no guests eating other guests.
—Mickey Mouse, House of Mouse
I'm not a crook! I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom! We're all animals, boys and girls; eating each other is what nature intended!
—Mr Krabs, Robot Chicken (after it's revealed "Krabby Patties" are a literal name)
Stop eating our young!
— Lrrr, Futurama
We weep for a bird's cry, but not for a fish's blood; blessed are those with a voice.
— Major Kusanagi, Ghost in the Shell: Innocence
Jon: I hate movies about man-eating lions. How can an animal possibly prey on an innocent victim? Garfield: Explain that to the chicken you had for dinner. (GG is in the kitchen, making a turkey sandwich.)
Wren: (Wren sniffs the air.) Is that...turke...(He blinks in horror.) Oh, god.
Falkina: (Falkina dashes into the kitchen) YOU! BASTARD! STOP! COOKING! BIRDS! (Falkina most likely pummels GG...or fails)
Wren: (Wren sweatdrops) ...He's a harpy. It's only natural he doesn't react too well when you decide to cook birds/fowls/avians...etc.
(GG sidesteps Falkina.)
GG: Not! My! Problem! Do you see me complaining about people eating humans? No? So shut the hell up.
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