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->'''Collins:''' Why don't you come over here, darlin'. Don't worry. Promise I'll make it quick.\\
'''Tian Xiao Xian:''' Do you remember the first time you felt your soul slipping away?\\
'''Collins:''' My soul? ''[laughs]'' No, there's no souls here, sweetheart. Just a bunch of blokes doin' our jobs like everybody else. Now granted, [killing people] wasn't exactly what I wanted to be doing when I was all grown up, but you know what? Turned out I was pretty bloody good at it.
-->-- ''Film/TripleThreat2019''
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->“Gods Below, act Evil for once in your life. It's like it's a hobby with you people.”
--> Kairos Theodosian, ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil'' Book 2, Interlude: Precipitation.
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->''"I'm disappointed by Bowser just being the straight villain again, 'cause, done well, he can be an interesting character study. There's something intriguing about someone who self-identifies as the bad guy. Society calls him evil, but he wears their label! He reclaims it and that is why they never get him down! If the options are good or evil, then Bowser will take evil, because he has seen what passes for good: an unelected ditz living in obscene decadence and bestowing privileges on a pair of moustachioed foreigners who might both be giving her one."''
-->--''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', review of ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiDreamTeam''
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-->--'''General Malice''', ''WesternAnimatiom/HumanResources2022''

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-->--'''General Malice''', ''WesternAnimatiom/HumanResources2022''''WesternAnimation/HumanResources2022''
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->''"You and I, we'll do terrible things together. And probably to each other. I'm a fucking nightmare."''
-->--'''General Malice''', ''WesternAnimatiom/HumanResources2022''
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->''As a reward for your honesty there, I'll let you in on a little evil secret. What I [[ShutUpElves said up there to Dorukan]] about overwhelming force? That's only part of Colonel Xykon's secret recipe for winning. It's not just about raw power, it's also about how far you're willing to debase yourself before feeling bad. And me? [[OurLichesAreDifferent I ripped off my own living flesh so that I wouldn't have to admit weakness]]. You're strictly little league compared to that. That right there? That's the difference between bonafide true Evil with a capital E and your whiny [[WellIntentionedExtremist "evil, but for a good cause"]] crap. [[EvilerThanThou One gets to be the butch, and one gets to be the bitch]]... [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch.]]''
-->-- '''Xykon''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick: Start of Darkness''

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->''As a reward for your honesty there, I'll let you in on a little evil secret. What I [[ShutUpElves said up there to Dorukan]] about overwhelming force? That's only part of Colonel Xykon's secret recipe for winning. It's not just about raw power, it's also about how far you're willing to debase yourself before feeling bad. And me? [[OurLichesAreDifferent I ripped off my own living flesh so that I wouldn't have to admit weakness]]. You're strictly little league compared to that. That right there? That's the difference between bonafide true Evil with a capital E and your whiny [[WellIntentionedExtremist "evil, but for a good cause"]] crap. [[EvilerThanThou One gets to be the butch, and one gets to be the bitch]]... [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch.]]''
bitch]].''
-->-- '''Xykon''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick: [[Recap/TheOrderOfTheStickStartOfDarkness Start of Darkness''Darkness]]''
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->'''CorruptCop 1:''' Sod'ja call your local Broad treet Killaz representative?\\
'''CorruptCop 2:''' The Killaz don't have a PR person. Hey, that's right, I forgot. You didn't work gangs much, did you.\\
'''CorruptCop 1:''' Keep tellin' you, I'm racist.
-->--''ComicBook/ThePunisherMAX: Six HoursTo Kill''
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--->---'''Chosen Hunter''', ''VideoGame/XCOM2: War of the Chosen''

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--->---'''Chosen -->--'''Chosen Hunter''', ''VideoGame/XCOM2: War of the Chosen''
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-->--''[[Series/LazyTown Glanni Glæpur í Latabæ]]''

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-->--''[[Series/LazyTown -->--''[[Theatre/{{Latibaer}} Glanni Glæpur í Latabæ]]''
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->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9-F4wi6bz4 I don't want peace! I want PROBLEMS, ALWAYS!]]"''
-->-- '''Shao Kahn''', unofficial Kumawood film adaptation of ''Franchise/MortalKombat''


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->''"I should probably start going on and on now about how I will defeat you for the glory of the Elders. But let's be real... I just like to kill things."''
--->---'''Chosen Hunter''', ''VideoGame/XCOM2: War of the Chosen''
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-> '''Ryan O'Reily:''' He's right. You do have a bad heart.\\
'''Simon Adebisi:''' What can I say? I'm a bad-heart motherfucker.
-->-- ''Series/{{Oz}}''
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-->-- '''Wyald''', ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'', as he's raping someone.

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-->-- '''Wyald''', ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'', as he's raping someone.
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-->-- '''Udai Taxim's''' first line, ''Anime/CowboyBebop''

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-->-- '''Udai Taxim's''' first line, ''Anime/CowboyBebop''
''Anime/CowboyBebop'', "[[Recap/CowboyBebopSession16BlackDogSerenade Black Dog Serenade]]"



-->-- ''[[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Pokémon]]''

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-->-- ''[[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Pokémon]]''
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-->-- '''Butch and Cassidy's Team Rocket entrance speech''', ''[[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Pokémon]]''

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-->-- '''Butch and Cassidy's Team Rocket entrance speech''', ''[[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Pokémon]]''
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-->-- '''Sir Isaac Ray Peram Westcott''', ''LightNovel/DateALive''

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-->-- '''Sir Isaac Ray Peram Westcott''', ''LightNovel/DateALive''
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-->--'''Literature/The13Clocks''

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-->--'''Literature/The13Clocks''
-->-- ''Literature/The13Clocks''



->''I am a [[TheDon professional monster]]. ''
->''It sounds pretentious. After all, I am not a [[OurGhoulsAreCreepier flesh-devouring ghoul]], hiding behind a human mask until it is time to gorge. I’m no [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire]], draining the blood or soul from my victim- no [[OurOgresAreHungrier ogre]], no [[OurDemonsAreDifferent demon]], no cursed beast from the [[SpiritWorld spirit world]] dwelling amid the unsuspecting sheep of humanity. I’m not even possessed of the mystic abilities of a [[OurMagesAreDifferent mortal wizard]].''
->''But they will never be what I am. One and all, those beings were [[AlwaysChaoticEvil born to be what they are]].''
->''[[BadassNormal I made a choice]].''
-->-- ”Gentleman” Johnny Marcone, [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Even Hand]]

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->''I am a [[TheDon professional monster]]. ''\n->''It \\
It
sounds pretentious. After all, I am not a [[OurGhoulsAreCreepier flesh-devouring ghoul]], hiding behind a human mask until it is time to gorge. I’m I'm no [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire]], draining the blood or soul from my victim- victim -- no [[OurOgresAreHungrier ogre]], no [[OurDemonsAreDifferent demon]], no cursed beast from the [[SpiritWorld spirit world]] dwelling amid the unsuspecting sheep of humanity. I’m I'm not even possessed of the mystic abilities of a [[OurMagesAreDifferent mortal wizard]].''
->''But
\\
But
they will never be what I am. One and all, those beings were [[AlwaysChaoticEvil born to be what they are]].''
->''[[BadassNormal
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[[BadassNormal
I made a choice]].''
-->-- ”Gentleman” '''"Gentleman" Johnny Marcone, [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Even Hand]]
Marcone''', ''Literature/BriefCases'', "Even Hand]]"



->''What do you ''want'' from us?! We're '''evil!''' '''''EVIL!!'''

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->''What do you ''want'' from us?! We're '''evil!''' '''''EVIL!!''''''''EVIL!'''



->''"I do not serve things that are evil. {{I|AmTheNoun}} '''[[IAmTheNoun am]]''' [[IAmTheNoun evil.]]"''
-->-- '''Armus''', from the ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' episode "Skin of Evil".

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->''"I do not serve things that are evil. {{I|AmTheNoun}} I '''[[IAmTheNoun am]]''' [[IAmTheNoun evil.]]"''
"''
-->-- '''Armus''', from the ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' episode "Skin ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS1E22SkinOfEvil Skin of Evil".
Evil]]"



->'''Glory:''' I'm not gonna kill you. Not in the mood. What do you think that's about?\\
'''Unnamed Minion:''' In mercy, does your power lie?\\
'''Glory:''' No, brainless, in ''torture, death, and chaos'' does my power lie.
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS5E21WeightOfTheWorld The Weight of the World]]"



-->-- '''Warren Mears''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Gone"

->'''Glory''': I'm not gonna kill you. Not in the mood. What do you think that's about?\\
'''Unnamed Minion''': In mercy, does your power lie?\\
'''Glory''': No, brainless, in ''torture, death, and chaos'' does my power lie.
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "The Weight of the World"

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-->-- '''Warren Mears''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Gone"

->'''Glory''': I'm not gonna kill you. Not in the mood. What do you think that's about?\\
'''Unnamed Minion''': In mercy, does your power lie?\\
'''Glory''': No, brainless, in ''torture, death, and chaos'' does my power lie.
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "The Weight of the World"
"[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS6E11Gone Gone]]"



-->-- '''Crowley''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "Taxi Driver"

->'''The Doctor''': But you use your powers for evil!\\
'''Sutekh''': Evil? Your evil is my good. I am Sutekh the Destroyer. Where I tread, I leave nothing but dust and darkness...I find that good!

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-->-- '''Crowley''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "Taxi Driver"

"[[Recap/SupernaturalS08E19TaxiDriver Taxi Driver]]"

->'''The Doctor''': Doctor:''' But you use your powers for evil!\\
'''Sutekh''': '''Sutekh:''' Evil? Your evil is my good. I am Sutekh the Destroyer. Where I tread, I leave nothing but dust and darkness... I find that good!



->'''Sharaz Jek''': Do you think I'm mad?\\
'''Peri Brown''': N-n-no.\\
'''Jek''': I ''am'' mad...

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->'''Sharaz Jek''': Jek:''' Do you think I'm mad?\\
'''Peri Brown''': Brown:''' N-n-no.\\
'''Jek''': '''Jek:''' I ''am'' mad...



-->-- '''The Man in Black''', ''{{Series/Westworld}}'', "[[Recap/WestworldS01E05Contrapasso Contrapasso]]"

->'''Violet:''' First of all, first impressions are often wrong.
->'''Count Olaf:''' Very true. For example, your first impression of me may be that I am a terrible person. But in time, Baudelaires, I hope you'll come to realize...''you haven't the faintest idea.''

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-->-- '''The Man in Black''', ''{{Series/Westworld}}'', ''Series/{{Westworld}}'', "[[Recap/WestworldS01E05Contrapasso Contrapasso]]"

->'''Violet:''' First of all, first impressions are often wrong.
->'''Count
wrong.\\
'''Count
Olaf:''' Very true. For example, your first impression of me may be that I am a terrible person. But in time, Baudelaires, I hope you'll come to realize... ''you haven't the faintest idea.''



->'''Brea:''' You're all monsters!
->'''The Scroll-Keeper:''' [[ObviouslyEvil Have you only just figured that out]]? [[FauxAffablyEvil Perhaps you are not so clever after all]].

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->'''Brea:''' You're all monsters!
->'''The
monsters!\\
'''The
Scroll-Keeper:''' [[ObviouslyEvil Have you only just figured that out]]? [[FauxAffablyEvil Perhaps you are not so clever after all]].



-->--'''Malachai "Kai" Parker''', ''Series/TheVampireDiaries'', "The Day I Tried To Live"

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-->--'''Malachai -->-- '''Malachai "Kai" Parker''', ''Series/TheVampireDiaries'', "The Day I Tried To Live"
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--->-- ''Podcast/RiffTrax'', Film/KissOfTheTarantula

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--->-- -->-- ''Podcast/RiffTrax'', Film/KissOfTheTarantula
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-->-- '''Captain Putty''', ''Film/ChipNDaleRescueRangers2022''

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-->-- '''Captain Putty''', [[spoiler:'''[[TheMole Captain Putty]]''']], ''Film/ChipNDaleRescueRangers2022''
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->''I'm a greedy little [[WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs Smurf]] who [[OnlyInItForTheMoney did it for the money]]!''
-->-- '''Captain Putty''', ''Film/ChipNDaleRescueRangers2022''
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->'''One member of the Mayhemtown gang:''' You forgot one: Grumpy.

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->'''One member of the Mayhemtown gang:''' Gang:''' You forgot one: Grumpy.



-->--''[[Series/LazyTown Glanni Glæpur í Latabæ]]''

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-->--''[[Series/LazyTown Glanni Glæpur í Latabæ]]''
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->'''Robbie Rotten:''' I know that you are ugly…
->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh.
->'''Robbie Rotten:''' …boring…
->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh.
->'''Robbie Rotten:''' …selfish…
->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh.
->'''Robbie Rotten:''' …smelly…
->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh.
->'''Robbie Rotten:''' …mischievous…
->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh.
->'''Robbie Rotten:''' …thievish…
->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh.
->'''One member of the Mayhemtown gang:''' You forgot one: Grumpy.
->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh.
->'''Robbie Rotten:''' Yes, and stupid!
->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh.
-->--''[[Series/LazyTown Glanni Glæpur í Latabæ]]''

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->''"How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt when with a holiday so jolly, I can't even find a fault? If I didn't feel ambiguous, I'd launch a big assault."''

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->''"How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt salt\\
when with a holiday so jolly, I can't even find a fault? fault?\\
If I didn't feel ambiguous, I'd launch a big assault."''
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'''[[FatBastard Jack Horner]]:''' (''mocking sobs'') Oh, wha-wha! [[SarcasmMode What took you so long]], ''idiot?'' (''flicks the bug off his shoulder'')

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'''[[FatBastard '''[[Characters/PussInBootsJackHorner Jack Horner]]:''' (''mocking sobs'') Oh, wha-wha! [[SarcasmMode What took you so long]], ''idiot?'' (''flicks the bug off his shoulder'')
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[[folder:Mythology and Religion]]
->''It is not that I cannot make anything good, but that I will not.''
-->-- '''Angra Mainyu''', UsefulNotes/{{Zoroastrianism}}
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-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Solatorobo}}''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Solatorobo}}''
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->''You are deluded, Captain. You pretend to be a simple soldier, but in reality, you are just afraid to admit that we have left humanity behind. Unlike you, I embrace it proudly, without fear!''
-->-- '''Johann Schmidt''' a.k.a. '''Red Skull''', ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger''

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->'''Vegeta:''' That's it! EVERYONE DIES! Say goodbye to your planet, Kakarot!\\
'''Goku:''' Well that's not very nice!\\
'''Vegeta:''' Of course not! I'm f(beep)ing ''evil''!\\
''*And Later* ''\\
'''Vegeta:''' Hey Kakarot, what's the opposite of Creator/ChristopherWalken?\\
'''Goku:''' Huh?\\
'''Vegeta:''' CHRISTOPHER REEVE! (crushes Goku's legs)\\
'''Goku:''' (screams in pain) ... [[DudeNotFunny That was in terrible taste!]]\\
'''Vegeta:''' [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor Don't care! Evil!]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', "Episode 10, part 1"

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->'''Vegeta:''' That's it! EVERYONE DIES! Say goodbye to your planet, Kakarot!\\
'''Goku:''' Well that's not very nice!\\
'''Vegeta:''' Of course not! I'm f(beep)ing ''evil''!\\
''*And Later* ''\\
'''Vegeta:''' Hey Kakarot, what's the opposite of Creator/ChristopherWalken?\\
'''Goku:''' Huh?\\
'''Vegeta:''' CHRISTOPHER REEVE! (crushes Goku's legs)\\
'''Goku:''' (screams in pain) ... [[DudeNotFunny That was in terrible taste!]]\\
'''Vegeta:''' [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor Don't care! Evil!]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', "Episode 10, part 1"


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->'''Vegeta:''' That's it! EVERYONE DIES! Say goodbye to your planet, Kakarot!\\
'''Goku:''' Well that's not very nice!\\
'''Vegeta:''' Of course not! I'm f(beep)ing ''evil''!\\
''*And Later* ''\\
'''Vegeta:''' Hey Kakarot, what's the opposite of Creator/ChristopherWalken?\\
'''Goku:''' Huh?\\
'''Vegeta:''' CHRISTOPHER REEVE! (crushes Goku's legs)\\
'''Goku:''' (screams in pain) ... [[DudeNotFunny That was in terrible taste!]]\\
'''Vegeta:''' [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor Don't care! Evil!]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', "Episode 10, part 1"

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->''"I am sick, deranged, sadistic, and insane. And you know what? I enjoy every second of it."''
-->--'''Dr. Edgar Malbarn''', ''Literature/ArmageddonForce''
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-->-- '''The Bad-Anon Pledge''', ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph''

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-->-- '''The Bad-Anon Pledge''', Pledge''' (a PunchClockVillain variation of this), ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph''
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->''"Don't forget, I'm a bad guy."''
-->--'''Deadshot''', ''VideoGame/Injustice2''

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->'''Megamind:''' You dare challenge Megamind?!
->'''Tighten:''' This town isn't big enough for two super villains!
->'''Megamind:''' Oh you're a villain alright, just not a ''super'' one.
->'''Tighten:''' Yeah? What's the difference?
->'''Megamind:''' '''''PRESENTATION!'''''

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->'''Megamind:''' You dare challenge Megamind?!
->'''Tighten:'''
Megamind?!\\
'''Tighten:'''
This town isn't big enough for two super villains!
->'''Megamind:'''
villains!\\
'''Megamind:'''
Oh you're a villain alright, just not a ''super'' one.
->'''Tighten:'''
one.\\
'''Tighten:'''
Yeah? What's the difference?
->'''Megamind:'''
difference?\\
'''Megamind:'''
'''''PRESENTATION!'''''


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->'''Robert Greenwood:''' I've murdered a dozen women. Terrorized the city. What have you done? Chop up your mommy?\\
'''Jerome Velaska:''' Everybody has to start somewhere.
-->-- ''Series/{{Gotham}}''
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->''Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. I want to tell you both a little secret. Your question is all wrong! (''laughs'') What you 'want' from this? Children, ''please!'' [[ForTheEvulz If you're not loving what you're doing, then you're in the wrong field!]]''
-->-- '''Tyrian Callows''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''
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-->-- '''Asylum Guy''', ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''

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-->-- '''Asylum Guy''', '''Monsieur D'Arque''', ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''

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