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->'''Sergeant Staff :''' Look what you did to my building!
->'''Alf:''' Look what your building did to my car!
-->--'''WesternAnimation/ALFTales'''
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->''She was into the house before she saw it, crashing through boards and glass and plaster, pushing couches and chairs and draperies ahead—and, sure, it was like a mad dream of a crazy women's libber—FUCK HOUSEWORK in ten-foot flaming letters on a poster no artist could draw.''
->''She briefly experienced the sensation of flight and knew that she had been flung from the belly of the arrested beast.''
->''And she found herself in bed beside a startled elderly man who kept croaking, "What? What? What?"''
->''Toby muttered, [[MoveAlongNothingToSeeHere "You're dreaming, go back to sleep."]]''

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->''She ->She was into the house before she saw it, crashing through boards and glass and plaster, pushing couches and chairs and draperies ahead—and, sure, it was like a mad dream of a crazy women's libber—FUCK HOUSEWORK in ten-foot flaming letters on a poster no artist could draw.''
->''She
draw.
->She
briefly experienced the sensation of flight and knew that she had been flung from the belly of the arrested beast.''
->''And
beast.
->And
she found herself in bed beside a startled elderly man who kept croaking, "What? What? What?"''
->''Toby
What?"
->Toby
muttered, [[MoveAlongNothingToSeeHere "You're dreaming, go back to sleep."]]''"]]
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-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine Thomas Comes To Breakfast]]''

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-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine ''[[WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends Thomas Comes To Breakfast]]''
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->"''DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW WHERE THE GODDAMN DRIVEWAY IS!?''"
-->--'''Tec'''; ''Film/MalibusMostWanted''
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' This is a terrible place for the bus stop. I mean, What kind of bus is going to drive into my living room?
->'''Oscar the Grouch:''' (As the bus's horn honks) A grouch bus, And here it comes now!
-->--''Series/SesameStreet''
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-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/Thomas The Tank Engine Thomas Comes To Breakfast]]''

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-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/Thomas The Tank Engine ''[[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine Thomas Comes To Breakfast]]''
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->'''Station Master's Wife:''' YOU MISERABLE ENGINE, JUST LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO OUR BREAKFAST! NOW I SHALL HAVE TO COOK SOME MORE!!!
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/Thomas The Tank Engine Thomas Comes To Breakfast]]''
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->''Toby muttered, "You're dreaming, go back to sleep."''

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->''Toby muttered, [[MoveAlongNothingToSeeHere "You're dreaming, go back to sleep."''"]]''
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->''She was into the house before she saw it, crashing through boards and glass and plaster, pushing couches and chairs and draperies ahead—and, sure, it was like a mad dream of a crazy women's libber—FUCK HOUSEWORK in ten-foot flaming letters on a poster no artist could draw.
->She briefly experienced the sensation of flight and knew that she had been flung from the belly of the arrested beast.
->And she found herself in bed beside a startled elderly man who kept croaking, "What? What? What?"
->Toby muttered, "You're dreaming, go back to sleep."''

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->''She was into the house before she saw it, crashing through boards and glass and plaster, pushing couches and chairs and draperies ahead—and, sure, it was like a mad dream of a crazy women's libber—FUCK HOUSEWORK in ten-foot flaming letters on a poster no artist could draw.
->She
draw.''
->''She
briefly experienced the sensation of flight and knew that she had been flung from the belly of the arrested beast.
->And
beast.''
->''And
she found herself in bed beside a startled elderly man who kept croaking, "What? What? What?"
->Toby
What?"''
->''Toby
muttered, "You're dreaming, go back to sleep."''
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->''She was into the house before she saw it, crashing through boards and glass and plaster, pushing couches and chairs and draperies ahead—and, sure, it was like a mad dream of a crazy women's libber—FUCK HOUSEWORK in ten-foot flaming letters on a poster no artist could draw.
->She briefly experienced the sensation of flight and knew that she had been flung from the belly of the arrested beast.
->And she found herself in bed beside a startled elderly man who kept croaking, "What? What? What?"
->Toby muttered, "You're dreaming, go back to sleep."''
-->''Literature/TheExecutioner'', "Detroit Deathwatch"

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->''"It's funny, you never really know a car until you've driven it through a wall."''
-->-- '''[[Creator/BruceCampbell Sam Axe]]''', ''Series/BurnNotice''

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->''"It's funny, ->'''Stephanie:''' I sorta... drove Joey's car... into the kitchen.\\
'''Jesse:''' Steph,
you never really know a car until you've driven it through a wall."''
can't even drive!\\
'''Stephanie:''' You're telling me.
-->-- '''[[Creator/BruceCampbell Sam Axe]]''', ''Series/BurnNotice''
''Series/FullHouse''
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_>''"Listen. You probably didn't realize this, but the parking lot's outside."''

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_>''"Listen.->''"Listen. You probably didn't realize this, but the parking lot's outside."''
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_>''"Listen. You probably didn't realize this, but the parking lot's outside."''
-->-- '''J.J. [=McClure=]''', ''Film/TheCannonballRun''
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-> ''It's funny, you never really know a car until you've driven it through a wall.''
-->--'''[[BruceCampbell Sam Axe]]''', ''Series/BurnNotice''

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-> ''It's ->''"It's funny, you never really know a car until you've driven it through a wall.''
-->--'''[[BruceCampbell
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-->-- '''[[Creator/BruceCampbell
Sam Axe]]''', ''Series/BurnNotice''
''Series/BurnNotice''
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-> ''It's funny, you never really know a car until you've driven it through a wall.''
-->--'''[[BruceCampbell Sam Axe]]''', ''Series/BurnNotice''

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