History Quotes / ButLiquorIsquicker

->''"Candy\\

Is quicker"''

->''"Candy\\
Is Dandy\\
But liquor\\
Is quicker"''
-->-- '''Creator/OgdenNash''', "Reflections on Ice-Breaking"

->Oh booze, sweet booze. The sweet nectar can be a delicious and wonderful thing, but sometimes it leads you down a dark, destructive path where you wake up with half of your face burned off because the booze screwed with your decision-making skills and you thought it would be a really good idea to eat out [[Creator/ParisHilton Parasite Hilton.]]

->"If I hadn't been drinking Ripple, I would've never had you. Ripple's your real Daddy!"
-->--Dr. Hibbert's father, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-->-- '''Attributed to Creator/DorothyParker'''

->'''Zii''' (on texting a breakup to her boyfriend with the express intent of begging forgiveness the next morning so jumping the half-naked girl next to her would not be cheating): ''Shonya... it might be the alllcohol talkin', but that is one brilliant idea!''

->''"Everybody moved to new hot spots- the Jockey Club, the Coconut Grove, the Bombay, and later the Cricket Club, the disco in the Quayside Towers. People called the Quayside Towers the "Quaalude Towers". Quaaludes were the other great drug that people were taking along with coke. Quaaludes were more underground when Andy and I snuck them into the punch in our New York discos. In Miami you'd go out for drinks with a broad, and she'd bring her own Quaaludes. It wasn't like today, where a guy will sneak roofies into some poor broad's drinks so he could have his way with her. Back then broads would knock themselves out on purpose."''
-->-- '''Jon Roberts''' and '''Evan Wright''', ''American Desperado''

-->-- '''Shelly West''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7EZ9V6F9yo Jose Cuervo"]]

->''"Quaaludes were very popular in Miami in the [[TheSeventies early 1970s]] and Bauer, a connoisseur of illicit substances, nominates the Rorer 714 Quaalude as the world's best drug and Quaaludes as the world's best drug and Quaaludes in general as a fine aphrodisiac. A number of airlines had [[SexyStewardess stewardess training programs]] in Miami at that time, so the apartment complexes were flooded with attractive, adventurous young women, much to the budding drug dealer's delight. The Quaaludes were so effective at disarming those women that the men nicknamed the drug "instant pussy"."''
-->-- '''Jason Ryan''', ''Jackpot: High Times, High Seas and the Sting That Launched the War on Drugs''

-->-- '''K.T. Oslin''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmqaAl1_WZc "Mexico Road"]]

"Have some madeira, m'dear\\

->He had slyly inveigled her up to his flat\\

Be prepared for a fate worse than death!"

'''Carrie:''' That sounds more like a mistake potion, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar and we need a fake I.D. to buy one]].

-->-- '''Creator/DorothyParker'''

-->-- '''DorothyParker'''

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-->--Dr. Hibbert's father, ''TheSimpsons''

-->-- '''Lewis''', ''TheDrewCareyShow''

-->-- '''{{KISS}}''', "Cold Gin"

-->-- '''Shelly West''', "Jose Cuervo"

-->-- '''Jason Ryan''', ''Jackpot''

-->-- '''Jason Ryan''', "Jackpot"

-->-- '''Creator/OgdenNash''', Reflections on Ice-Breaking"