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->Even ''{{Nintendo ''Magazine/{{Nintendo Power}}'' couldn't get excited about this game, and that was the kind of magazine that could do an 8 page feature on ''Care Bears Care Quest''. ''Nintendo Power'' reviewed games the same way Helen Keller masturbated-- [[RefugeInAudacity indiscriminately and with an unbreakable positive spirit]]. For example, the only criticism they had for ''Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball'' was that the label came off after [[YesMan a single six hour kiss]]. Yet when they previewed ''Socks the Cat Rocks the Hill'' they panned it. They panned it on the same page as an excited sneak peek at ''Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon'', an [[EdutainmentGame educational game]] about lung cancer awareness.
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->Since my last report, this employee has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.
-->-- Supposedly from [[http://www.waterfallrecordings.com/evaluations.html a read employee review]].
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->The worst pay-per-view in years. This was horrible! Horrible! [[SarcasmFailure I don't even know what else to say]]...I should do a Wrestling/ChrisJericho promo and start reading out of a thesaurus--horrible, wretched... appalling... atrocious, insulting... god, this was horrible! This show didn't have a single match above two-and-a-half stars. It had one match[[note]]Jenna Morasca vs. Sharmell[[/note]] that I gave '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MINUS. FIVE. STARS]]'''!STARS!]]'''
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->All right. Fine. I keep getting letters, I've gotten letters from the beginning, asking me if I would give an episode a zero. I say, no, because that's not really a review. 1 is the end of the scale of awful. 5 is the best of the best. Zero would just be something that didn't even register. Something that didn't exist. Something less than nothing to me.\\\
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->All right. Fine. I keep getting letters, I've gotten letters from the beginning, asking me if I would give an episode a zero. I say, no, because that's not really a review. 1 is the end of the scale of awful. 5 is the best of the best. Zero would just be something that didn't even register. [[FanonDiscontinuity Something that didn't exist. Something less than nothing to me.\\\]]\\\
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-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on the Jaguar CD
->Even ''{{Nintendo Power}}'' couldn't get excited about this game, and that was the kind of magazine that could do an 8 page feature on ''Care Bears Care Quest''. ''Nintendo Power'' reviewed games the same way Helen Keller masturbated-- [[RefugeInAudacity indiscriminately and with an unbreakable positive spirit]]. For example, the only criticism they had for ''Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball'' was that the label came off after [[YesMan a single six hour kiss]]. Yet when they previewed ''Socks the Cat Rocks the Hill'' they panned it. They panned it on the same page as an excited sneak peek at ''Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon'', an [[EdutainmentGame educational game]] about lung cancer awareness.
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->'''Rich:''' My pick is going to be something unusual. If I had to pick not the Worst of the Worst but the ''Best''... I'm picking ''Lethal Ninja'' as the best Best of the worst.Worst. '''But''', because that first hour and 10 minutes is ''so'' bad, I'm also picking it ''as the film we destroy''.\\
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->''"Oh, but wait, folks! Here's where it gets [[SeasonFinale FINALE-EY!]] Clark and Lex square off. Lex finds out Clark's secret, the one thing in continuity they hadn't totally screwed up yet. Clark reveals his powers arbitrarily, without rationale, and why? Because it's the finale...The Fortress retracts, breaks apart, Clark writhes on the ground, we have no idea what the heck is happening, and suddenly we're left with empty snowy wastes.\\\
[[DeathBySecretIdentity This is closure for Lex?]] [[DroppedABridgeOnHim This is the closure we get?]]\\\
SEVEN YEARS AND THIS IS THE CLOSURE WE GET FOR LEX?\\\
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->''"Oh, but wait, folks! Here's where it gets [[SeasonFinale FINALE-EY!]] Clark and Lex square off. Lex finds out Clark's secret, the one thing in continuity they hadn't totally screwed up yet. Clark reveals his powers arbitrarily, without rationale, and why? Because it's the finale...The Fortress retracts, breaks apart, Clark writhes on the ground, we have no idea what the heck is happening, and suddenly we're left with empty snowy wastes.\\\
[[DeathBySecretIdentity This is closure for Lex?]] [[DroppedABridgeOnHim This is the closure we get?]]\\\
SEVEN YEARS AND THIS IS THE CLOSURE WE GET FOR LEX?\\\
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->''"The worst pay-per-view in years. This was horrible! Horrible! [[SarcasmFailure I don't even know what else to say]]...I should do a Wrestling/ChrisJericho promo and start reading out of a thesaurus--horrible, wretched, vile, appalling, useless, wretched... appalling... atrocious, insulting, devoid of merit...insulting... god, this was horrible! This show didn't have a single match above two-and-a-half stars. It had one match[[note]]Jenna Morasca vs. Sharmell[[/note]] that I gave '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MINUS. FIVE. STARS]]'''!"''
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->''"But in all my years of reviewing -- from the beginning of the 20th century clear through to the end of the 21st - I never expected to come across an album with such a volative mixture of uncreative melody, embarrassing production and offensive, moronic lyricism that it would physically bust through the bottom of my scale and force my wife to design a graphic for 'ZERO'. After all, how would one go about getting a ZERO on a scale of 1 to 10? Genius that she is, Music/{{Madonna}} has figured it out!"''
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-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''TheHumanCentipede''
->'''Rich:''' My pick is going to be something unusual. If I had to pick not the Worst of the Worst but the ''Best''... I'm picking ''Lethal Ninja'' as the best of the worst. '''But''', because that first hour and 10 minutes is ''so'' bad, I'm also picking it ''as the film we destroy''.\\
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-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Best of the Worst]]''' on ''Lethal Ninja'' (1992)
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''TheHumanCentipede''
->'''Rich:''' My pick is going to be something unusual. If I had to pick not the Worst of the Worst but the ''Best''... I'm picking ''Lethal Ninja'' as the best of the worst. '''But''', because that first hour and 10 minutes is ''so'' bad, I'm also picking it ''as the film we destroy''.\\
''([[WildTake everyone recoils as if from an earthquake]])''\\
'''Len Kabasinski :''' What... just... happened? Is this real life?
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->'''Rich:''' My pick is going to be something unusual. If I had to pick not the Worst of the Worst but the ''Best''... I'm picking ''Lethal Ninja'' as the best of the worst. '''But''', because that first hour and 10 minutes is ''so'' bad, I'm also picking it ''as the film we destroy''.\\
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-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Best of the Worst]]''' on ''Lethal Ninja'' (1992)
->'''Rich:''' My pick is going to be something unusual. If I had to pick not the Worst of the Worst but the ''Best''... I'm picking ''Lethal Ninja'' as the best of the worst. '''But''', because that first hour and 10 minutes is ''so'' bad, I'm also picking it ''as the film we destroy''.\\
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'''Len Kabasinski :''' What... just... happened? Is this real life?
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Best of the Worst]]''' on ''Lethal Ninja'' (1992)
->''"Oh, but wait, folks! Here's where it gets [[SeasonFinale FINALE-EY!]] Clark and Lex square off. Lex finds out Clark's secret, the one thing in continuity they hadn't totally screwed up yet. Clark reveals his powers arbitrarily, without rationale, and why? Because it's the finale...The Fortress retracts, breaks apart, Clark writhes on the ground, we have no idea what the heck is happening, and suddenly we're left with empty snowy wastes.\\\
[[DeathBySecretIdentity This is closure for Lex?]] [[DroppedABridgeOnHim This is the closure we get?]]\\\
SEVEN YEARS AND THIS IS THE CLOSURE WE GET FOR LEX?\\\
All right. Fine. I keep getting letters, I've gotten letters from the beginning, asking me if I would give an episode a zero. I say, no, because that's not really a review. 1 is the end of the scale of awful. 5 is the best of the best. Zero would just be something that didn't even register. Something that didn't exist. Something less than nothing to me.\\\
This is my closure for Lex after all this invested time and effort? [[SpecialEffectsFailure An unfinished poor CG fortress collapse]] in the midst of [[{{Narm}} cheesy dialogue?]]\\\
0 of 5."''
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville7-ep20 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Artic")
''([[WildTake everyone recoils as if from an earthquake]])''\\
'''Len Kabasinski :''' What... just... happened? Is this real life?
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Best of the Worst]]''' on ''Lethal Ninja'' (1992)
->''"Oh, but wait, folks! Here's where it gets [[SeasonFinale FINALE-EY!]] Clark and Lex square off. Lex finds out Clark's secret, the one thing in continuity they hadn't totally screwed up yet. Clark reveals his powers arbitrarily, without rationale, and why? Because it's the finale...The Fortress retracts, breaks apart, Clark writhes on the ground, we have no idea what the heck is happening, and suddenly we're left with empty snowy wastes.\\\
[[DeathBySecretIdentity This is closure for Lex?]] [[DroppedABridgeOnHim This is the closure we get?]]\\\
SEVEN YEARS AND THIS IS THE CLOSURE WE GET FOR LEX?\\\
All right. Fine. I keep getting letters, I've gotten letters from the beginning, asking me if I would give an episode a zero. I say, no, because that's not really a review. 1 is the end of the scale of awful. 5 is the best of the best. Zero would just be something that didn't even register. Something that didn't exist. Something less than nothing to me.\\\
This is my closure for Lex after all this invested time and effort? [[SpecialEffectsFailure An unfinished poor CG fortress collapse]] in the midst of [[{{Narm}} cheesy dialogue?]]\\\
0 of 5."''
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville7-ep20 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Artic")
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->''"But in all my years of reviewing - from the beginning of the 20th century clear through to the end of the 21st - I never expected to come across an album with such a volative mixture of uncreative melody, embarrassing production and offensive, moronic lyricism that it would physically bust through the bottom of my scale and force my wife to design a graphic for 'ZERO'. After all, how would one go about getting a ZERO on a scale of 1 to 10? Genius that she is, Music/{{Madonna}} has figured it out!"''
-->-- MarkPrindle on ''American Life''
->''"So there you have it. Games ''so'' bad we can't review them because our rating scale doesn't have a zero."''
-->'''Morgan Webb''', ''{{XPlay}}''
-->-- ''Series/{{MythBusters}}'' narration
->''"But in all my years of reviewing - from the beginning of the 20th century clear through to the end of the 21st - I never expected to come across an album with such a volative mixture of uncreative melody, embarrassing production and offensive, moronic lyricism that it would physically bust through the bottom of my scale and force my wife to design a graphic for 'ZERO'. After all, how would one go about getting a ZERO on a scale of 1 to 10? Genius that she is, Music/{{Madonna}} has figured it out!"''
-->-- MarkPrindle on ''American Life''
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-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-real-video-games-that-were-too-insane-to-release_p2/#ixzz31e75VhXt "6 Real Video Games That Were Too Insane to Release"]]
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-real-video-games-that-were-too-insane-to-release_p2/#ixzz31e75VhXt "6 Real Video Games That Were Too Insane to Release"]]
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->'''Rich:''' My pic pick is going to be something unusual. If I had to pick not the Worst of the Worst but the ''Best'' of the ''Best''... I'm picking ''Lethal Ninja'' as the best of the worst. '''But''', because that first hour and 10 minutes is ''so'' bad, I'm also picking it ''as the film we destroy''.\\
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--> Alex Navarro, ''Frightfully Bad Games''
-> "If you learn only one thing from all we've written today, make sure it's that giving FATAL a 1/1 Style/Substance rating was an insult to almost every other product on RPG.net that ever got a 1/1."
--> Jason Sartin of RPG.net, on ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}''.
-> "When it comes to ramping it up, there's one location guaranteed to find the dial marked 'Awesome,' turn it to eleven, rip it off, and run away laughing."
--> ''Series/{{MythBusters}}'' narration
-> "But in all my years of reviewing - from the beginning of the 20th century clear through to the end of the 21st - I never expected to come across an album with such a volative mixture of uncreative melody, embarrassing production and offensive, moronic lyricism that it would physically bust through the bottom of my scale and force my wife to design a graphic for 'ZERO'. After all, how would one go about getting a ZERO on a scale of 1 to 10? Genius that she is, Music/{{Madonna}} has figured it out!"
--> MarkPrindle on ''American Life''
-> So there you have it. Games ''so'' bad we can't review them because our rating scale doesn't have a zero.
--> Alex Navarro, ''Frightfully Bad Games''
-> "If you learn only one thing from all we've written today, make sure it's that giving FATAL a 1/1 Style/Substance rating was an insult to almost every other product on RPG.net that ever got a 1/1."
--> Jason Sartin of RPG.net, on ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}''.
-> "When it comes to ramping it up, there's one location guaranteed to find the dial marked 'Awesome,' turn it to eleven, rip it off, and run away laughing."
--> ''Series/{{MythBusters}}'' narration
-> "But in all my years of reviewing - from the beginning of the 20th century clear through to the end of the 21st - I never expected to come across an album with such a volative mixture of uncreative melody, embarrassing production and offensive, moronic lyricism that it would physically bust through the bottom of my scale and force my wife to design a graphic for 'ZERO'. After all, how would one go about getting a ZERO on a scale of 1 to 10? Genius that she is, Music/{{Madonna}} has figured it out!"
--> MarkPrindle on ''American Life''
-> So there you have it. Games ''so'' bad we can't review them because our rating scale doesn't have a zero.
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-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''TheHumanCentipede''
->'''Rich:''' My pic is going to be something unusual. If I had to pick not the Worst of the Worst but the ''Best'' of the ''Best''... I'm picking ''Lethal Ninja'' as the best of the worst. '''But''', because that first hour and 10 minutes is ''so'' bad, I'm also picking it ''as the film we destroy''.\\
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-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Best of the Worst]]''' on ''Lethal Ninja'' (1992)
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-> "But in all my years of reviewing - from the beginning of the 20th century clear through to the end of the 21st -- I never expected to come across an album with such a volative mixture of uncreative melody, embarrassing production and offensive, moronic lyricism that it would physically bust through the bottom of my scale and force my wife to design a graphic for "ZERO." After all, how would one go about getting a ZERO on a scale of 1 to 10? Genius that she is, Music/{{Madonna}} has figured it out!"
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-> "But in all my years of reviewing - from the beginning of the 20th century clear through to the end of the 21st -- - I never expected to come across an album with such a volative mixture of uncreative melody, embarrassing production and offensive, moronic lyricism that it would physically bust through the bottom of my scale and force my wife to design a graphic for "ZERO." 'ZERO'. After all, how would one go about getting a ZERO on a scale of 1 to 10? Genius that she is, Music/{{Madonna}} has figured it out!"
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-> "But in all my years of reviewing - from the beginning of the 20th century clear through to the end of the 21st -- I never expected to come across an album with such a volative mixture of uncreative melody, embarrassing production and offensive, moronic lyricism that it would physically bust through the bottom of my scale and force my wife to design a graphic for "ZERO." After all, how would one go about getting a ZERO on a scale of 1 to 10? Genius that she is, Music/{{Madonna}} has figured it out!"
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-> "This game officially received the lowest score in the history of Gamespot: a 1.0. And by lowest, I mean it can't go any lower. We don't hand out zeroes, but maybe we should have for ''VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing''''BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing''
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-> "This game officially received the lowest score in the history of Gamespot: a 1.0. And by lowest, I mean it can't go any lower. We don't hand out zeroes, but maybe we should have for ''BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing''''VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing''
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''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}''.
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-> "Please understand "If you learn only one thing from all we've written today, make sure it's that this is giving FATAL a gross 1/1 Style/Substance rating was an insult to almost every other product we have on RPGnet that ever given 1/1 Style/Substance rating, but it won't go any lower.got a 1/1."
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