History Quotes / BoomerangBigot

->''A black slaver's even lower than the head house nigger -- and brother, that's'' '''''pretty fucking low.'''''

'''[[Film/{{Aquaman}} Arthur Curry]]''': Half Atlantean.\\

-->'''Vesemir:''' Sometimes our deepest hate is for the things we cannot change about ourselves.

->Years later, when he led a famous league side out to play Celtic, this same corporal, having said his Hail-Mary and fingered his crucifix, instructed his team, "Awright fellas, let's get stuck intae these Papes." There is a lesson in team spirit there, if you think about it.

->''Never, never, never be ashamed you're Jewish, because it's enough that ''[[HypocrisyNod I'm]]'' [[HypocrisyNod ashamed you're Jewish.]]''

->''The Watchdogs have [[FinalSolution the right idea]], so I struck a deal with them. Help them hunt and kill every Inhuman. Hunted like the animals that we are. And I'm gonna be the last one to go.''

->''Oh, listen to Film/MaryPoppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that Nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... ''[[{{Beat}} (pauses a moment as realization hits)]]'' Bloody hell. Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks- Oh god, ''I'm'' English.''

->''A true leader is willing to go against his own kind. [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt F.D.R.]] was ''rich''. He dumped on Wall Street. [[UsefulNotes/DwightDEisenhower Ike]] was a ''General''. He attacked the military-industrial complex. [[UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson L.B.J.]] was ''southern''. He sponsored the Voting Rights Act... I'm the first old President. Social Security must go.''

->''Canadians are so apathetic at times! (''sigh'') But... whaddaya gonna do?''

->''Who's more racist, white people or black people? Black people, and I'll tell you why: It's because WE hate black people, too!''

->'''[[TheGreys Verge:]]''' I never thought I would be working with [[CreatureHunterOrganization XCOM]].\\

->To save Brunhilde, Django must fight the whole apparatus of slavery: the plantation owners, the overseers, the slave trackers, the country lawyers, the vigilantes, the genteel enablers who profit from the system at a conscience-salving remove, and even the occasional slave who lucked into a bit of power, and is now willing to become a tyrant in his own right if that’s what it takes to hold onto it. Yeah, I’m talking about Stephen with that last part...And because his position demands it, Stephen is twice the white supremacist that Candie or his sister or any of their redneck underlings are. Indeed, given both his age (he claims to have been at Candieland for 76 years) and the duties of a house slave, there’s every reason to imagine that Stephen had the leading day-to-day role in raising Calvin — which would mean that Calvin came by his odious attitudes at least partially through Stephen’s own example! So when Django rides in on that horse, flouting every last rule of Southern society, Stephen is absolutely right to regard him as a threat and a natural enemy. And [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino]] is absolutely right to make Stephen Django’s ultimate opponent.

->''Which one is actually composed of people interested in the artistry of music, and not [[OopNorth northern twats]]? I'm allowed to say "northern twats" because I'm from the north. Well, my mum was from the north. ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice She's]]'' a twat."''

->''I'm part of the left, and just like every good card-carrying member of the left, I also hate the entire left. Seriously, I cannot stand a single fucking one of you.''

-->-- '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epimenides_paradox Epimenides the Cretan]]''', oldest recorded joke

->''[[LogicBomb All Cretans are liars.]]''

->Did you know ''he's'' a halfblood? Voldemort? Yeah, his mum was a witch, but his dad was a muggle. Or did he tell you lot he was pureblood?

->[[LogicBomb All Cretans are liars.]]

->Never, never, never be ashamed you're Jewish, because it's enough that ''[[HypocrisyNod I'm]]'' [[HypocrisyNod ashamed you're Jewish.]]

->The Watchdogs have [[FinalSolution the right idea]], so I struck a deal with them. Help them hunt and kill every Inhuman. Hunted like the animals that we are. And I'm gonna be the last one to go.

->Oh, listen to Film/MaryPoppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that Nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... ''[[{{Beat}} (pauses a moment as realization hits)]]'' Bloody hell. Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks- Oh god, ''I'm'' English.

->A true leader is willing to go against his own kind. [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt F.D.R.]] was ''rich''. He dumped on Wall Street. [[UsefulNotes/DwightDEisenhower Ike]] was a ''General''. He attacked the military-industrial complex. [[UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson L.B.J.]] was ''southern''. He sponsored the Voting Rights Act... I'm the first old President. Social Security must go.

->Canadians are so apathetic at times! (''sigh'') But... whaddaya gonna do?

->Who's more racist, white people or black people? Black people, and I'll tell you why: It's because WE hate black people, too!

->Which one is actually composed of people interested in the artistry of music, and not [[OopNorth northern twats]]? I'm allowed to say "northern twats" because I'm from the north. Well, my mum was from the north. ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice She's]]'' a twat."

->Oh, listen to Film/MaryPoppins. He's got his crust all stiff ''and'' upper with that Nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so bloody hell, sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks- Oh god, I'm English.

-->-- ''Literature/{{NightWatch|Discworld}}''

->"All Cretans are liars."

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!!{{Film}} -- Live-action
->"Did you know ''he's'' a halfblood? Voldemort? Yeah, his mum was a witch, but his dad was a muggle. Or did he tell you lot he was pureblood?"
-->-- '''Harry Potter''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix''

!!{{Literature}}
->''"Never, never, never be ashamed you're Jewish, because it's enough that [[HypocrisyNod I'm ashamed you're Jewish.]]"''
-->-- '''Farber''', ''Literature/YouCouldLiveIfTheyLetYou''

-->-- ''Literature/NightWatchDiscworld''

->''"Years later, when he led a famous league side out to play Celtic, this same corporal, having said his Hail-Mary and fingered his crucifix, instructed his team, "Awright fellas, let's get stuck intae these Papes." There is a lesson in team spirit there, if you think about it."''
-->--'''Creator/GeorgeMacDonaldFraser''', ''[=McAuslan=]''

!!LiveActionTV
->"Oh, listen to Film/MaryPoppins. He's got his crust all stiff ''and'' upper with that Nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so bloody hell, sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks--Oh god, I'm English."
-->--'''Spike''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' ([[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS6E8TabulaRasa "Tabula Rasa"]])

->"The Watchdogs have [[FinalSolution the right idea]], so I struck a deal with them. Help them hunt and kill every Inhuman. Hunted like the animals that we are. And I'm gonna be the last one to go."
-->--'''Hellfire''', ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'' ("[[Recap/AgentsOfSHIELDS4E4LetMeStandNextToYourFire Let Me Stand Next to Your Fire]]")

!!Newspaper Comics
->''"A true leader is willing to go against his own kind. [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt F.D.R.]] was ''rich''. He dumped on Wall Street. [[UsefulNotes/DwightDEisenhower Ike]] was a ''General''. He attacked the military-industrial complex. [[UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson L.B.J.]] was ''southern''. He sponsored the Voting Rights Act... I'm the first old President. Social Security must go."''
-->--'''UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan''', 1982 Jules Fieffer [[http://www.adambaumgoldgallery.com/feiffer_jules/a_true_leaderWB.jpg political cartoon]]

!!StandUpComedy
->"Who's more racist, white people or black people? Black people, and I'll tell you why: It's because WE hate black people, too!"
-->--'''Creator/ChrisRock''', "Niggas vs. Black People"

!!WebOriginal
->''To save Brunhilde, Django must fight the whole apparatus of slavery: the plantation owners, the overseers, the slave trackers, the country lawyers, the vigilantes, the genteel enablers who profit from the system at a conscience-salving remove, and even the occasional slave who lucked into a bit of power, and is now willing to become a tyrant in his own right if that’s what it takes to hold onto it. Yeah, I’m talking about Stephen with that last part...And because his position demands it, Stephen is twice the white supremacist that Candie or his sister or any of their redneck underlings are. Indeed, given both his age (he claims to have been at Candieland for 76 years) and the duties of a house slave, there’s every reason to imagine that Stephen had the leading day-to-day role in raising Calvin — which would mean that Calvin came by his odious attitudes at least partially through Stephen’s own example! So when Django rides in on that horse, flouting every last rule of Southern society, Stephen is absolutely right to regard him as a threat and a natural enemy. And [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino]] is absolutely right to make Stephen Django’s ultimate opponent.''
-->--'''Scott "El Santo" Ashlin''' [[http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsa-d/djangounchained.htm on]] ''Film/DjangoUnchained''
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!!WebVideo
->"Which one is actually composed of people interested in the artistry of music, and not [[OopNorth northern twats]]? I'm allowed to say "northern twats" because I'm from the north. Well, my mum was from the north. ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice She's]]'' a twat."
-->--'''Creator/BenCroshaw''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6UHdzmUn2U#t=310s on]] the differences between {{Music/Blur}} and {{Music/Oasis}}

!!WesternAnimation

'''Uncle Ruckus:''' '''CURSED.''' '''CURSED.''' '''''CUUUUURSED.'''''
-->--'''Uncle Ruckus, Black man''', ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks''

-->--''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', "The Ricklantis Mixup"