History Quotes / BigLippedAlligatorMoment

->''"Upon freaching the top, I found no boss. No, there wasn't any log cabin with Luigi's corpse in it..."''
->'''Jacob:''' ''I WASN'T FUCKING EXPECTING THAT!'' When, in [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Super Mario]], have you ever come across a log cabin [[MoodWhiplash with your brother's dead body inside?!]] Or is this one of those meta moments where they're like, "at no point did I call Nintendo only to have somebody smack me in the mouth"?

->'''[=JonTron=]:''' Well that just sorta happened to me, I mean I didn't even participate in that.
->'''Jacques:''' [[RuleOfCool It was cool, though.]]

-->--'''Susie''', VideoGame/{{Deltarune}}

-->--'''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings''', on Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory

->''"Wacky dancing skeleton rules. He’s a naked, spaghetti-covered toddler strutting into a zoom meeting– just a pointless wrongness commanding everyone’s attention. In 1977, getting a girl’s fingers to fade into invisible meat chunks was a Herculean effort of animation, and he’s back there distracting everyone from it with, 'Rahr rahr rahr, I’M A SKELETON!'"''
-->-- Creator/{{Seanbaby}}, singling out one particularly weird, contextless moment among the many contained in the film ''Film/{{Hausu}}''.

->Once, in the airport in Miami, we were stopped by a plump middle-aged man who had known [[Creator/TennesseeWilliams Tennessee]] whom he called Tom from the old days in St. Louis. The man seemed perfectly ordinary. He talked to Tennessee about friends they had in common. Then I noticed that the man was carrying a large string bag containing [[NoodleImplements two roast turkeys and a half dozen loaves of bread]]. 'What,' I asked, 'is that?' The man gave us a knowing wink. 'Well, I got me two roast turkeys in here. And also these loaves of bread because ''[[BreathlessNonSequitur you know about the food here in Miami]].''[='=] Then he was gone. It would seem that the true artist need never search for a subject; the subject always knows how to find him.
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->''I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.''
-->--'''Cheese Guy''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' ("Restless")

->'''Josh:''' The chiropractor from ''Film/EdWood'' spends a lot of the movie lying on tables and eating pies... Which doesn't really pay off at all. He's just--he's in the movie for a while.\\
'''Jay:''' Well, you gotta have something to put in the movie.\\
'''Josh:''' Yeah. So, these dinosaurs-- ''(is drowned out by Jack's laughter)''\\
'''Jack:''' "I mean, you gotta have ''something'' in the movie!" Never has there been [[{{Padding}} a more cynical way]] of looking at a movie, Jay.
-->--''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' on ''Carnosaur'' (1993)

->'''Chris:''' Bruce sleeps upside down, [[{{Anvilicious}} like a bat.]]\\
'''David:''' Creator/TimBurton, I know that was your idea, and you suck.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-1989-review-2/ on]] ''Film/Batman1989''

->''Next up is a phony newscast from Channel 102, hosted by George Hamilton and [[Series/WheelOfFortune Vanna White]]. Not characters, mind you, they're [[TheDanza going by their real names]] in this movie. This is rapidly getting surreal. ''[='=]Hi, I'm [[Series/LoveConnection Chuck Woolery]]. George Hamilton has the night off.[='=]'' Who does the morning show, Music/PaulaAbdul and [[Creator/{{MTV}} Adam Curry]]? ... 'Andy, how's it looking out there?' George pitches over to the weather. And it's Andy Dick doing the weather. ANDY FUCKING DICK. I really can't take much more of this.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/double-dragon/ on]] ''Film/DoubleDragon1994''

->''Instead of being funny, this movie is just weird. Why the hell is Hudson being followed by a pair of twins that look like Music/RickAstley? Why is Sandra Bernhard singing “I’ve got the Power” in the middle of a meeting of the bad guys? Why the fuck is David Caruso in a dress... [[ActuallyPrettyFunny okay that got a chuckle]] but it still makes no sense. Although [[Series/CSIMiami Frank]], Caruso in a dress *puts glasses on* is more erotic than his work in ''{{Film/Jade}}''. '''YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!'''''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/26/hudson-hawk-1991-michael-lehmann/ on]] ''Film/HudsonHawk''

->''Yes, this is really happening. We are really watching Creator/PatrickStewart dance the mambo. What were you expecting from a ''Franchise/StarTrek'' movie anyway, action and adventure? Oh, right.''
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''' on ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->''Speaking of interesting RPG towns, here we have [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Zozo]]. All we're told about the place is that it was [[FantasticGhetto constructed by poor exiles]] from the upper-class city of Jidoor. That much I can wrap my head around. What's never explained are all [[WretchedHive the giants and cutthroats wandering around]], the corpses in the streets, and the perpetually-lying residents' obsession with ''[[StoppedClock the]]'' clock. There's a chainsaw hidden in the cafe, [[MonsterTown none of the shops have anything for sale]], and the only man who tells the truth ("This place is dangerous!") is a huckster pushing tubes of Rust-Aid(tm) for [[NoHeroDiscount a grand apiece]]. This is some real ''{{VideoGame/EarthBound}}''-grade weirdness here, and all the stranger for how it never even tries to explain or acknowledge itself.''
-->--'''Pat R.''', [[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff06 "The World Is Square"]]

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/double-dragon/ on]] ''Film/DoubleDragon''

''But now it's'' Film/RoadHouse 3!

->''Good of you to notice that I was getting bored, ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'', but this was like splicing a [[BusbyBerkeleyNumber song and dance routine]] into the middle of ''{{Film/Zodiac}}.

-->-- Creator/Seanbaby, singling out one particularly weird, contextless moment among the many contained in the film ''Film/Hausu''.

->''"Upon [[YouMakeMeSic freaching]] the top, I found no boss. No, there wasn't any log cabin with Luigi's corpse in it..."''

->[[AC: >say yoho]]
->[[AC:everything spins around and suddenly i'm elsewhere...]]\\\
[[AC:i'm on a pirate ship in he middle of he ocean!]]\\\

[[AC:"yarr me matey! we set sail for [[LampshadeHanging the missing caps lock key!]]"]]\\\
[[AC:the pirate runs me through for absolutely no reason whatsoever!]]\\\

->What was that? I feel so overdramatic.

->I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

->Next up is a phony newscast from Channel 102, hosted by George Hamilton and [[Series/WheelOfFortune Vanna White]]. Not characters, mind you, they're [[TheDanza going by their real names]] in this movie. This is rapidly getting surreal. ''[='=]Hi, I'm [[Series/LoveConnection Chuck Woolery]]. George Hamilton has the night off.[='=]'' Who does the morning show, Music/PaulaAbdul and [[Creator/{{MTV}} Adam Curry]]? ... 'Andy, how's it looking out there?' George pitches over to the weather. And it's Andy Dick doing the weather. ANDY FUCKING DICK. I really can't take much more of this.

->Instead of being funny, this movie is just weird. Why the hell is Hudson being followed by a pair of twins that look like Music/RickAstley? Why is Sandra Bernhard singing “I’ve got the Power” in the middle of a meeting of the bad guys? Why the fuck is David Caruso in a dress... [[ActuallyPrettyFunny okay that got a chuckle]] but it still makes no sense. Although [[Series/CSIMiami Frank]], Caruso in a dress *puts glasses on* is more erotic than his work in ''{{Film/Jade}}''. '''YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!'''

->Yes, this is really happening. We are really watching Creator/PatrickStewart dance the mambo. What were you expecting from a ''Franchise/StarTrek'' movie anyway, action and adventure? Oh, right.
-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->Good of you to notice that I was getting bored, ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'', but this was like splicing a [[BusbyBerkeleyNumber song and dance routine]] into the middle of '''{{Film/Zodiac}}'''.

->Speaking of interesting RPG towns, here we have [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Zozo]]. All we're told about the place is that it was [[FantasticGhetto constructed by poor exiles]] from the upper-class city of Jidoor. That much I can wrap my head around. What's never explained are all [[WretchedHive the giants and cutthroats wandering around]], the corpses in the streets, and the perpetually-lying residents' obsession with ''[[StoppedClock the]]'' clock. There's a chainsaw hidden in the cafe, [[MonsterTown none of the shops have anything for sale]], and the only man who tells the truth ("This place is dangerous!") is a huckster pushing tubes of Rust-Aid(tm) for [[NoHeroDiscount a grand apiece]]. This is some real ''{{VideoGame/EarthBound}}''-grade weirdness here, and all the stranger for how it never even tries to explain or acknowledge itself.

->I don't understand what the last five minutes did... I feel like this must be what it's like to have a seizure!

->[[BigWhat WHAT THE FUCKING FUUUUUUUUCK?]] There was no hint of this being a musical, and all of a sudden the dog... [[AWildRapperAppears the dog here, he comes and starts rapping]]. Rapping hip-hop! Rapping in a style of music [[AnachronismStew that won't be invented for some 70 years after this scene ends!]]

->Don't look at me; I'm irrelevant.

->This guy ''literally'' never shows up again.

-->-- ''WebVideo/{{BAD CREEPYPASTA}}: [[https://youtu.be/NT3Ln-LQHbw?list=PLc6B9X_5NYG9BIn6SYWaXGoBeq2JJ26db How I Met a Terrible Fate]]''

->WHY DOES DARTH VADER TURN INTO A FUCKING SCORPION?!

-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''' on a skit from his ''Foodfight'' review.

->"Well, no time to figure out what the hell that just was, gotta go!"

->"Hey, so... are we seriously ''not'' going to talk about that? That was seriously weird."

-->--Susie, VideoGame/{{Deltarune}}

-->--Susie, VideoGame/DeltaRune

-->--'''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings''', on Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory

->Speaking of interesting RPG towns, here we have [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Zozo]]. All we're told about the place is that it was [[FantasticGhetto constructed by poor exiles]] from the upper-class city of Jidoor. That much I can wrap my head around. What's never explained are all [[WretchedHive the giants and cutthroats wandering around]], the corpses in the streets, and the perpetually-lying residents' obsession with ''[[StoppedClock the]]'' clock. There's [[ChainsawGood a chainsaw]] hidden in the cafe, [[MonsterTown none of the shops have anything for sale]], and the only man who tells the truth ("This place is dangerous!") is a huckster pushing tubes of Rust-Aid(tm) for [[NoHeroDiscount a grand apiece]]. This is some real ''{{VideoGame/EarthBound}}''-grade weirdness here, and all the stranger for how it never even tries to explain or acknowledge itself.

->WHAT THE FUCKING FUUUUUUUUCK? There was no hint of this being a musical, and all of a sudden the dog... the dog here, he comes and starts rapping. Rapping hip-hop! Rapping in a style of music [[AnachronismStew that won't be invented for some 70 years after this scene ends!]]

-->-- '''Jonathan Paula''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ1dwuGQcMw on]] ''Film/AViewToAKill''

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-->-- '''Host of [[ShowWithinAShow Mysterious Mysteries]]''', "Mysterious Mysteries", ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''

->'''Jacob:''' ''I WASN'T FUCKING EXPECTING THAT!'' When, in [[Francise/SuperMarioBros Super Mario]], have you ever come across a log cabin [[MoodWhiplash with your brother's dead body inside?!]] Or is this one of those meta moments where they're like, "at no point did I call Nintendo only to have somebody smack me in the mouth"?

->'''JonTron:''' Well that just sorta happened to me, I mean I didn't even participate in that.

-->--'''[[WebVideo/BrandonsCultMovieReviews Brandon]]''' about ''Get Mean'', upon witnessing the protagonist being attacked by a random ScreamingWarrior and [[CurbStompBattle casually punching him]] before leaving.

-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-1989-review-2/ on]] ''{{Film/Batman}}''

-->-- '''Kevin Murphy''', ''Podcast/RiffTrax'', upon seeing the strange bar scene fight that really has no bearing in ''Supersonic Man''.

-->--'''[[WebOriginal/BadCreepyPasta BAD CREEPYPASTA:]] [[https://youtu.be/NT3Ln-LQHbw?list=PLc6B9X_5NYG9BIn6SYWaXGoBeq2JJ26db How I Met a Terrible Fate]]'''

->WHY DOES DARTH VADER TURN INTO A FUCKING SCORPION?!"

-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', reacting to a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_LLNTpRNQs&t=69s shapeshifting scorpion-like creature posing as Darth Vader]] in the ''Franchise/StarWars'' game for the Famicom.

-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''' on a skit from his ''Foodfight'' review.