History Quotes / BestKnownForTheFanservice

->''"But who cares about ''Series/MyFavoriteMartian''? There's no such thing as Grouchy Spacemen but there are a million [[DeanBitterman Grouchy Schoolteachers]] and that's where Ray Walston found the Ultimate Grouchy Character Of All Time - Mister Hand in ''Film/FastTimesAtRidgemontHigh''!! Yes, the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the title ''Fast Times At Ridgemont High'' may be Pheobe Cates' tits, but once you get past that the second thing that comes to mind is . . . Oh, okay . . . Creator/JenniferJasonLeigh's tits. But once you finally past that the third thing that comes to mind is - Creator/SeanPenn? Huh? No wonder he's balling Scarlett Johanson! ''

->''"Seven of Nine is the one with the [[MostCommonSuperpower big chest]] and the cat-suit."''
-->--'''''[[http://h2g2.com/edited_entry/A6756096 h2g2]]'''''

->''"Seven of Nine learns the art of {{WWF}} and takes on [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock!]] No I’m [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs not blissed out on drugs!]] I thought Chakotay was an aggressive ''[boxer]'' in his spare time? For this episode to have made sense shouldn’t it have been about him or didn’t he look as hot in a leotard? Sheesh! If not Chakotay then surely B’Elanna would have been the next best option given her uncontrollable anger that was explored in Juggernaut. Surely witnessing her inner turmoil not to fight would have been an extension of that. Once again though Jeri Ryan probably seemed a safer bet in a leotard... It baffles me to think that this was the highest rated episode of the season – either the US audience wanted to witness the moment when ''Voyager'' finally (irretrievably) [[JumpingTheShark jumped the shark]] (actually that was Alice & Fair Haven but this is another quality example) or they simply enjoy watching absolute trash. ''You'' decide."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/voyager-season-six.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Tsunkatse"

->''"And then there’s [[MiniDressOfPower Nyssa’s skirt]]. I get that she’s supposed to be stripping off because she’s feverish, but it doesn’t really come across that well on-screen. Instead, even the Doctor seems perplexed by this ([='=]''Nyssa’s skirt?!''[='=]), which is quite understandable. A lot of people accuse Sutton of being quite wooden, but I generally felt that she did the best possible with the material afforded her. On the other hand, way to overshadow the rest of the serial, Sutton! In fact, you’d swear this was the only thing that happened for the entire four-part adventure."''

->''"And then there’s [[MiniDressOfPower Nyssa’s skirt]]. I get that she’s supposed to be stripping off because she’s feverish, but it doesn’t really come across that well on-screen. Instead, even the Doctor seems perplexed by this ([='=]''Nyssa’s skirt?!''[='=]), which is quite understandable. A lot of people accuse Sutton of being quite wooden, but I generally felt that she did the best possible with the material afforded her. On the other hand, way to overshadow the rest of the serial, Sutton! In fact, you’d swear this was the only thing that happened for the entire four-part adventure."''
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/06/06/doctor-who-terminus-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS20E4Terminus}} "Terminus"]])

->''"Seven of Nine learns the art of {{WWF}} and takes on [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock!]] No I’m [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs not blissed out on drugs!]] I thought Chakotay was an aggressive ''[boxer]'' in his spare time? For this episode to have made sense shouldn’t it have been about him or didn’t he look as hot in a leotard? Sheesh! If not Chakotay then surely B’Elanna would have been the next best option given her uncontrollable anger that was explored in Juggernaut. Surely witnessing her inner turmoil not to fight would have been an extension of that. Once again though Jeri Ryan probably seemed a safer bet in a leotard... It baffles me to think that this was the highest rated episode of the season – either the US audience wanted to witness the moment when ''Voyager'' finally (irretrievably) [[JumpingTheShark jumped the shark]] (actually that was Alice & Fair Haven but this is another quality example) or they simply enjoy watching absolute trash. ''You'' decide."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/voyager-season-six.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Tsunkatse"

->''"There’s [[{{Padding}} so little happening]] on ''Voyager'' at the moment that Janeway calls a meeting of the senior staff so they can all talk about their dreams! Remember when ''[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]]'' did this episode (Night Terrors) – at least they bothered to have Troi floating in a green cloud [[MaleGaze with her bottom filling the screen]]!"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Waking Moments"

->''"There’s [[{{Padding}} so little happening]] on ''Voyager'' at the moment that Janeway calls a meeting of the senior staff so they can all talk about their dreams! Remember when ''[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]]'' did this episode (Night Terrors) – at least they bothered to have Troi floating in a green cloud [[BestKnownForTheFanservice with her bottom filling the screen]]!"''

->''"Nancy Callahan is supposed to be a stripper who's naked for most of her comic-book appearances; in this movie, we see JessicaAlba complete an entire dance routine at her club without shedding a single stitch. Given the way ''Sin City'' residents resort to punching and shooting at the drop of a fedora, it's hard to imagine these patrons wouldn't feel cheated -- and many fanboys definitely do. At the recent Los Angeles press day, Robert Rodriguez addressed the issue head on by saying that he knew Alba wouldn't go topless, but he wanted the best actress for the part, and that that was more important. Four seats down, EvaGreen and Josh Brolin -- both of whom bare almost all in this film and others -- [[ImStandingRightHere did an admirable job of not facepalming.]]"''
-->--'''''[[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/08/tr_review_sin_city_a_dame_to_kill_for_is_as_frank.php Topless Robot]]''''', "''[[Film/SinCity Sin City: A Dame to Kill For]]'' Is as Frank Miller-y as a Taliban Whiskey Enema"

->''"And then there’s [[MiniDressOfPower Nyssa’s skirt]]. I get that she’s supposed to be stripping off because she’s feverish, but it doesn’t really come across that well on-screen. Instead, even the Doctor seems perplexed by this ([='=]''Nyssa’s skirt?!''[='=]), which is quite understandable. A lot of people accuse Sutton of being quite wooden, but I generally felt that she did the best possible with the material afforded her. On the other hand, way to overshadow the rest of the serial, Sutton! In fact, you’d swear this was the only thing that happened for the entire four-part adventure."''
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/06/06/doctor-who-terminus-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS20E4Terminus}} "Terminus"]])

-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/06/06/doctor-who-terminus-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS20E4Terminus}} "Terminus"]]

->''"And then there’s Nyssa’s skirt. I get that she’s supposed to be stripping off because she’s feverish, but it doesn’t really come across that well on-screen. Instead, even the Doctor seems perplexed by this ([='=]''Nyssa’s skirt?!''[='=]), which is quite understandable. A lot of people accuse Sutton of being quite wooden, but I generally felt that she did the best possible with the material afforded her. On the other hand, way to overshadow the rest of the serial, Sutton! In fact, you’d swear this was the only thing that happened for the entire four-part adventure."''
-->--'''Darren Mooney''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS20E4Terminus}} "Terminus"]]

-->-'''Charmaine Williams''', [[http://whatculture.com/tv/8-awful-tv-shows-clearly-doomed-fail.php "8 Awful TV Shows That Were Clearly Doomed To Fail"]]

->''"Lois’s sexuality comes up more often than Clark’s superpowers. This show can’t go five minutes without putting Erica Durance in a fetish costume or hooking Lois up with a Justice Leaguer,...Absolutely nobody involved here has any pretensions of this being high art, middle art, or even low art."''

->''"Absolutely nobody involved here has any pretensions of this being high art, middle art, or even low art."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-4-8-spell/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Spell")

->''"Absolutely nobody involved here has any pretentions of this being high art, middle art, or even low art. I can’t remember the last time I saw something so utterly shameless. Also, dear Lord, Kristin Kreuk is a black hole of acting ability."''

->'''Yahtzee:''' "Is this game entirely on the level, or [[UnreliableNarrator is our character just fucking nuts?]]" ...''[[Film/TotalRecall1990 Total Recall]]'' but slightly more depressing.\\
'''Gabriel:''' Fair enough. So, basically the ''Total Recall'' [[EditedForSyndication TV edit]] that didn't have the three-boobed chick.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' ''(crestfallen)'' How can you have ''Total Recall'' without the three-boobed chick?
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgU-KA46THc Let's Play]]''' ''Dreamweb''

->'''Yahtzee:''' Is this game entirely on the level, or is our character [[UnreliableNarrator just fucking nuts?]] ...''[[Film/TotalRecall1990 Total Recall]]'' but slightly more depressing.\\

->''"''KillerJoe'' sets its stall out early, as it opens with an eye-level shot of GinaGershon’s lustrously coiffed vagina framed in a doorway (At the time of writing, if you put her name into Google, the third auto-suggestion is “''gina gershon killer joe bush''”)''"''

'''Gabriel:''' Fair enough. So basically ''Total Recall'' [[EditedForSyndication TV edit]] that didn't have the three-boobed chick.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' ''(distraught)'' How can you have ''Total Recall'' without the three-boobed chick?