History for Quotes/BavarianFiredrill

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->''“Yes.” I held the door open. “You’ll all need to get out. That includes you...?”\\
“Ressssss-arrr-sssss-four-sssssssgen.” Which was either the yeerk’s name or an entirely different statement. Taxxons were not well-adapted for human languages, and their ability to use Galard wasn’t much better.\\
“I’ll be noting that.” I looked down my nose at the taxxon-controller, and the two human-controllers standing behind him.\\
They left. Amazing, how far you can get by pretending you know what you’re doing.''
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}}: Escape from L.A.''

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-->-- [[Literature/TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]], again, now ordering around Dalinar, highprince and general of the army he's rescuing.

->"Key to sneaking into places: act like you're supposed to be there."
-->-- [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Avatar Extras]], "The King Of Omashu"

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-->-- ~~[[Literature/TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]],~~ '''[[Literature/TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]]''', again, now ordering around Dalinar, highprince and general of the army he's rescuing.

~~->"Key~~ ->''"Key to sneaking into places: act like you're supposed to be there."
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-->-- ~~[[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender~~ ''[[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Avatar ~~Extras]],~~ Extras]]'', "The King Of Omashu"

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-->-- [[Franchise/StarWars C-3PO]] in ''Film/ANewHope'', to a squad of Stormtroopers.

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-->-- ~~[[Franchise/StarWars C-3PO]]~~ '''[[Franchise/StarWars C-3PO]]''' in ''Film/ANewHope'', to a squad of Stormtroopers.

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-> Hahahahaha, I can't believe that actually worked.

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-> ~~Hahahahaha,~~ ''Hahahahaha, I can't believe that actually worked.''

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->''"The trick to doing things people say are impossible is confidence. As long as you seem to know what you're doing, and never hesitate, you're unlikely to face any challenges. People don't like to break illusions, even when they don't know what they're looking at."''
-->-- '''Kevin Price''', ''[[Literature/InCryptid Pocket Apocalypse]]''

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->''Working corporate security means being able to point out a dozen reasons why [[TheCaper the slickest Hollywood heist]] would never work in reality while at the same time knowing every weapon in your arsenal would be utterly defeated by a dipshit with a clipboard and a confident stride.''
-->--''[[https://prokopetz.tumblr.com/post/655856246897983488 David J. Prokopetz]]''

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->'''Jack''': We didn't get caught, did we?
->'''Bashir''': Didn't anybody question you?
->'''Jack''': Of course. But when they did, Patrick would say
->'''Patrick''': That's a stupid...
->'''Lauren''': You'd be surprised how well it works.
->'''Nog''': I'll say!
-->--''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E05Chrysalis Chrysalis]]"

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->'''Sheriff:''' Stop Stop! You can't go in there! You're not allowed in there! This is the King's private garden! You're standing on royal ground!
->'''Bugs:''' Royal ground? You mean to say that this ground is better than that ground over there?
->'''Sheriff:''' Yes, it is!
->'''Bugs:''' Oh, I don't know. Now, you take this piece of ground over ''here''. Now, here's a nice piece of property; level, fruit trees, choice view, improvements already in. Ehh, what type of house was you planning?
->'''Sheriff:''' Well, I, uh...I sort of had a six-room, two-door in mind.
->'''Bugs:''' Then this place is just for you and it's priced just right. But, eh, first, uh, are you a veteran?
->'''Sheriff:''' No, I'm a...
->'''Bugs:''' Good, then it'll be easy! Here, just sign on the dotted line.
->'''Sheriff:''' Well, uh... Couldn't call you later? You see, I, uh...
->'''Bugs:''' Well, I don't know. You see, there was a couple here from Kansas City looking at this place earlier this morning and they...
->'''Sheriff:''' ''(signs contract)'' Alright, I'll sign! I'll sign! Here!
->'''Bugs:''' You will never regret it, my friend! This place'll double in value inside of six months!
-->--''WesternAnimation/RabbitHood''

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->''You say something with the right authority, you generally get what you want.''
-->--'''Joe [=MacMillan=], Sr.,''' ''Series/HaltAndCatchFire''

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->''“They're madmen! They've gone down to the detention level! If you hurry, you could still catch them!”'''

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->''“They're madmen! They've gone down to the detention level! If you hurry, you could still catch ~~them!”'''~~them!”''

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-->--'''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Shakespeare Code"

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~~-->--'''The~~ -->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E2TheShakespeareCode "The Shakespeare ~~Code"~~

Code"]]

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-->-- ''Literature/TheWayOfKings (first book of ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive)

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-->-- ~~''Literature/TheWayOfKings~~ ''Literature/TheWayOfKings'' (first book of ~~''Literature/TheStormlightArchive)~~
''Literature/TheStormlightArchive'')

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* Hahahahaha, I can't believe that actually worked.

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* -> Hahahahaha, I can't believe that actually worked.

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* Hahahahaha, I can't believe that actually worked.
-->--'''Shepard,''' ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

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-->-- [[Franchise/StarWars C-3PO]], to a squad of Stormtroopers.

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-->-- [[Franchise/StarWars ~~C-3PO]],~~ C-3PO]] in ''Film/ANewHope'', to a squad of Stormtroopers.

Discar

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->"You’re promoted," Kaladin said. "If anyone asks, you’ve been given a field commission as commander of the rear guard. If anyone claims to outrank you, send them to me."\\
The man started. "Promoted...Who are you? Can you do that?"\\

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~~->"You’re~~ ->"You're promoted," Kaladin said. "If anyone asks, ~~you’ve~~ you've been given a field commission as commander of the rear guard. If anyone claims to outrank you, send them to me."\\
The man started. "Promoted... Who are you? Can you do that?"\\

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-->-- [[Literature/TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]], a slave taking over an army.

->''“Your men won’t leave without '''you''', and my '''men''' won’t leave without '''them.''' So you '''will''' get on your horse and we '''will''' escape this death-trap. Do you understand?”'''

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-->-- [[Literature/TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]], a slave taking over an army.

->''“Your ''Literature/TheWayOfKings (first book of ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive)

->''"Your men won’t leave without '''you''', and my '''men''' won’t leave without '''them.''' So you '''will''' get on your horse and we '''will''' escape this death-trap. Do you ~~understand?”'''~~understand?"'''

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->He kept walking. It was all about confidence. Confidence was the key to everything. Use enough of it and you could pull off any scam, win any fight, or bed any mamzel. The more you acted like you were absolutely supposed to be doing something, the less chance anyone would ask what the hell you ''were'' up to, until it was too late, and they were - depending on the circumstances - financially worse off, dead, or surprisingly naked.
->The guard didn't spare him a second look.
-->-- ''[[Literature/GauntsGhosts Salvation's Reach]]''

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->''“They're madmen! They've gone down to the detention level! If you hurry, you could still catch them!”'''
-->-- [[Franchise/StarWars C-3PO]], to a squad of Stormtroopers.

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->''Military bases were much like beehives: It was very difficult to get inside, but once you were in everyone just sort of assumed you'd been cleared by management and let you go about your business.''

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~~->''Military~~ ->''"Military bases were much like beehives: It was very difficult to get inside, but once you were in everyone just sort of assumed you'd been cleared by management and let you go about your business.''"''

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->''“You’re promoted,” Kaladin said. “If anyone asks, you’ve been given a field commission as commander of the rear guard. If anyone claims to outrank you, send them to me.”''

->''The man started. “Promoted… Who are you? Can you do that?”''

->''“Someone needs to.”''

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~~->''“You’re promoted,”~~ ->"You’re promoted," Kaladin said. ~~“If~~ "If anyone asks, you’ve been given a field commission as commander of the rear guard. If anyone claims to outrank you, send them to me.”''

->''The "\\
The man started. ~~“Promoted…~~ "Promoted...Who are you? Can you do that?”''

->''“Someone that?"\\
"Someone needs to.~~”''~~"

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->'''Muggee:''' No. ''(makes {{Finger Gun}}s)'' ''You're'' getting mugged.\\

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~~->'''Muggee:'''~~ '''Muggee:''' No. ''(makes {{Finger Gun}}s)'' ''You're'' getting mugged.\\

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->''“Your men won’t leave without '''you''', and my '''men''' won’t leave without '''them.''' So you '''will''' get on your horse and we '''will''' escape this death-trap. Do you understand?”'''

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\n->'''Mugger:''' ''(DramaticGunCock)'' You gettin' mugged, kid!\\
->'''Muggee:''' No. ''(makes {{Finger Gun}}s)'' ''You're'' getting mugged.\\
'''Mugger:''' DAH, how the hell's that even work!?
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}'''''

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-->-- '''{{Dilbert}}'''

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-->-- ~~'''{{Dilbert}}'''~~
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-->-- [[AvatarTheLastAirbender Avatar Extras]], "The King Of Omashu"

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-->-- ~~[[AvatarTheLastAirbender~~ [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Avatar Extras]], "The King Of Omashu"

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\n->"Key to sneaking into places: act like you're supposed to be there."
-->-- [[AvatarTheLastAirbender Avatar Extras]], "The King Of Omashu"

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-->-- [[TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]], again, now ordering around Dalinar, highprince and general of the army he's rescuing.

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-->-- ~~[[TheStormlightArchive~~ [[Literature/TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]], again, now ordering around Dalinar, highprince and general of the army he's ~~rescuing.~~

rescuing.

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-->-- [[TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]], a slave taking over an army.

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-->-- ~~[[TheStormlightArchive~~ [[Literature/TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]], a slave taking over an army.

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-->-- [[TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]], again, now ordering around Dalinar, [[BeyondTheImpossible highprince and general of the army he's rescuing.]]

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-->-- [[TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]], again, now ordering around Dalinar, ~~[[BeyondTheImpossible~~ highprince and general of the army he's ~~rescuing.]]~~

rescuing.

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-->-- [[TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]], a slave ordering around Dalinar, [[BeyondTheImpossible highprince and general of the army he's rescuing.]]

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-->-- [[TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]], ~~a slave~~ again, now ordering around Dalinar, [[BeyondTheImpossible highprince and general of the army he's rescuing.]]

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->''“You’re promoted,” Kaladin said. “If anyone asks, you’ve been given a field commission as commander of the rear guard. If anyone claims to outrank you, send them to me.”

The man started. “Promoted… Who are you? Can you do that?”

“Someone needs to,” Kaladin snapped. “Go. Get to work.”
-->-- [[TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]]

->“You’re supposed to be an honorable one. Well, your men won’t leave without ''you'', and my ''men'' won’t leave without ''them.'' So you ''will'' get on your horse and we ''will'' escape this death-trap. Do you understand?”

-->-- [[TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]], a slave ordering around Dalinar, highprince and general of the army he's rescuing.

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->''“You’re promoted,” Kaladin said. “If anyone asks, you’ve been given a field commission as commander of the rear guard. If anyone claims to outrank you, send them to me.”

The ”''

->''The man started. “Promoted… Who are you? Can you do that?”

“Someone that?”''

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to.”''
-->-- [[TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]]

->“You’re supposed to be Kaladin]], a slave taking over an ~~honorable one. Well, your~~ army.

->''“Your men won’t leave without ~~''you'',~~ '''you''', and my ~~''men''~~ '''men''' won’t leave without ~~''them.''~~ '''them.''' So you ~~''will''~~ '''will''' get on your horse and we ~~''will''~~ '''will''' escape this death-trap. Do you ~~understand?”~~

understand?”'''
-->-- [[TheStormlightArchive Kaladin]], a slave ordering around Dalinar, [[BeyondTheImpossible highprince and general of the army he's ~~rescuing.~~

rescuing.]]

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-->-- ''GoodOmens''

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-->-- ~~''GoodOmens''~~''Literature/GoodOmens''

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-->--'''The Doctor''', ''DoctorWho'', "The Shakespeare Code"

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-->--'''The Doctor''', ~~''DoctorWho'',~~ ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Shakespeare Code"

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->''Military bases were much like beehives: It was very difficult to get inside, but once you were in everyone just sort of assumed you'd been cleared by management and let you go about your business.''
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