History Quotes / AwardSnub

17th Apr '16 8:06:17 PM Nohbody
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->''"It was crazy. We saw our audience get bigger and bigger, and then come the SAG awards, the Emmy Awards, the Golden Globesónothing. We were like, 'Well, what the fuck is going on?' And David Simon, he was so cool. He was like 'Fuck the awards, Iím not about that. [[DoingItForTheArt Iím about telling a good story]].' He was on interviews, like, 'We donít need that.' And some of us, in the back of our heads, were like, 'Yo, stop sayiní '''[[StopHelpingMe we!]]'''[='=]"''

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->''"It was crazy. We saw our audience get bigger and bigger, and then come the SAG awards, the Emmy Awards, the Golden Globesónothing. We were like, 'Well, what the fuck is going on?' And David Simon, he was so cool. He was like 'Fuck the awards, Iím not about that. [[DoingItForTheArt Iím about telling a good story]].' He was on interviews, like, 'We donít need that.' And some of us, in the back of our heads, were like, 'Yo, stop sayiní '''[[StopHelpingMe '''[[UnwantedAssistance we!]]'''[='=]"''
14th Mar '16 6:13:43 PM Prfnoff
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->''"Once upon a time, the highest American distinction that could befall fifty-two men and women in a given year was to have one's face on the cover of ''Time'' magazine. Even [[WHAuden Auden]] was thrilled when he heard that he was the subject of a cover story, and deeply hurt when it was cancelled because the managing editor, nodding beneath his flat rock, had been told that [[HeteronormativeCrusader Auden was a fag]] and no fag could ever be so honored. This changed in time, but too late for Auden."''

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->''"Once upon a time, the highest American distinction that could befall fifty-two men and women in a given year was to have one's face on the cover of ''Time'' magazine. Even [[WHAuden [[Creator/WHAuden Auden]] was thrilled when he heard that he was the subject of a cover story, and deeply hurt when it was cancelled because the managing editor, nodding beneath his flat rock, had been told that [[HeteronormativeCrusader Auden was a fag]] and no fag could ever be so honored. This changed in time, but too late for Auden."''
21st Feb '16 10:38:00 AM 70Jack90
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->''"Yo, [[Music/TaylorSwift Taylor]], I'm really happy for you, [[MemeticMutation I'ma let you finish]], but [[{{Music/Beyonce}} Beyoncé]] had one of the best videos of all time! OF ALL TIIIIIIME!"''
-->--'''Music/KanyeWest''', ''2009 MTV Video Music Awards''
31st Oct '15 7:23:07 PM hamonrye
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-->--''Series/TheMaryTylerMooreShow''
31st Oct '15 7:20:45 PM hamonrye
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->'''Lou''': You aren't getting a Teddy Award. I'm sorry, you're not getting it, but there will be other years.\\

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->'''Lou''': You aren't getting a Teddy Award. I'm sorry, you're not getting it, weren't nominated, but there will be other years.\\
31st Oct '15 7:20:21 PM hamonrye
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->'''Lou''': You aren't getting a Teddy Award. I'm sorry, you're not getting it, but there will be other years.\\
[{{beat}}]\\
'''Ted''': '''''[[TheScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH]]'''''
15th Oct '15 9:26:14 AM hamonrye
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-->--'''[[LetsPlay/Videogamedunkey Dunkey]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqMblpSqhgM "Game of the Year"]]

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-->--'''[[LetsPlay/Videogamedunkey -->--'''[[LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}} Dunkey]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqMblpSqhgM "Game of the Year"]]
15th Oct '15 9:26:01 AM hamonrye
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->''Who holds back the electric car?\\
Who makes [[Film/PoliceAcademy Steve Guttenberg]] a star?\\
We do, we do!\\
Who robs cavefish of their sight?\\
Who rigs every Oscar night?\\
We do, we do!''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZI_aEalijE Stonecutters Song]]''' from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E12HomerTheGreat "Homer The Great"]]

->''No one votes for ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}''
-->-- '''ForbiddenBroadway''', to the tune of "No One Mourns The Wicked"

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->''Who holds back the electric car?\\
Who makes [[Film/PoliceAcademy Steve Guttenberg]] a star?\\
We do, we do!\\
Who robs cavefish of their sight?\\
Who rigs every Oscar night?\\
We do, we do!''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZI_aEalijE Stonecutters Song]]''' from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E12HomerTheGreat "Homer The Great"]]

->''No one votes for ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}''
-->-- '''ForbiddenBroadway''', to the tune of "No One Mourns The Wicked"

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!!!Creators



->''"For those of you who are keeping score at home, I just want to make something very clear: Creator/MartinScorsese, zero Oscars. Three 6 Mafia, '''one'''."''[[note]][[ThrowTheDogABone Scorsese would win the following year for]] ''Film/TheDeparted''[[/note]]
-->-- '''JonStewart''', while hosting the 2006 Academy Awards



->''"Sandra Bullock won for ''Film/TheBlindSide'' and Al Pacino lost for both ''[[Film/TheGodfather Godfather]]'' movies."''
-->--'''Creator/AaronSorkin'''

->''"1989 Grammy award LOSERS."''
--> -- The packaging of some pressings of ''[[Music/{{Metallica}} ...And Justice for All]]''

->''"We'd like to thank Music/JethroTull for not putting out an album this year."''
-->-- '''[[Music/{{Metallica}} Lars Ulrich]]''', accepting an actual Grammy in 1990.



->''"It was crazy. We saw our audience get bigger and bigger, and then come the SAG awards, the Emmy Awards, the Golden Globesónothing. We were like, 'Well, what the fuck is going on?' And David Simon, he was so cool. He was like 'Fuck the awards, Iím not about that. [[DoingItForTheArt Iím about telling a good story]].' He was on interviews, like, 'We donít need that.' And some of us, in the back of our heads, were like, 'Yo, stop sayiní '''[[StopHelpingMe we!]]'''[='=]"''
--> -- '''Andre Royo''' on the Emmy snubs inflicted on ''Series/TheWire''

!!!Others
->''"Once upon a time, the highest American distinction that could befall fifty-two men and women in a given year was to have one's face on the cover of ''Time'' magazine. Even [[WHAuden Auden]] was thrilled when he heard that he was the subject of a cover story, and deeply hurt when it was cancelled because the managing editor, nodding beneath his flat rock, had been told that [[HeteronormativeCrusader Auden was a fag]] and no fag could ever be so honored. This changed in time, but too late for Auden."''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal''', ''Palimpsest''

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->''"It was crazy. We saw our audience get bigger and bigger, and then come the SAG awards, the Emmy Awards, the Golden Globesónothing. We were like, 'Well, what the fuck is going on?' And David Simon, he was so cool. He was like 'Fuck the awards, Iím not about that. [[DoingItForTheArt Iím about telling a good story]].' He was on interviews, like, 'We donít need that.' And some of us, in the back of our heads, were like, 'Yo, stop sayiní '''[[StopHelpingMe we!]]'''[='=]"''
--> -- '''Andre Royo''' on the Emmy snubs inflicted on ''Series/TheWire''

!!!Others
->''"Once upon a time, the highest American distinction that could befall fifty-two men and women in a given year was to have one's face on the cover of ''Time'' magazine. Even [[WHAuden Auden]] was thrilled when he heard that he was the subject of a cover story, and deeply hurt when it was cancelled because the managing editor, nodding beneath his flat rock, had been told that [[HeteronormativeCrusader Auden was a fag]] and no fag could ever be so honored. This changed in time, but too late for Auden."''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal''', ''Palimpsest''
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->''"For those of you who are keeping score at home, I just want to make something very clear: Creator/MartinScorsese, zero Oscars. Three 6 Mafia, '''one'''."''[[note]][[ThrowTheDogABone Scorsese would win the following year for]] ''Film/TheDeparted''[[/note]]
-->-- '''JonStewart''', while hosting the 2006 Academy Awards

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->''"For those of you who are keeping score at home, I just want to make something very clear: Creator/MartinScorsese, zero Oscars. Three 6 Mafia, '''one'''."''[[note]][[ThrowTheDogABone Scorsese would win the following year for]] ''Film/TheDeparted''[[/note]]
[[AC:Theatre]]

->''No one votes for ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}''
-->-- '''JonStewart''', while hosting '''ForbiddenBroadway''', to the 2006 Academy Awards
tune of "No One Mourns The Wicked"

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->''"Julianne is apparently the frontrunner for the Best Actress Oscar for ''Film/StillAlice'', but Iím not about to get my hopes up. Julianne shouldíve won for ''{{Film/Safe}}'' and I screamed [='=]''ROBBED!''[='=] when she wasnít even nominated. Julianne shouldíve won for ''Film/BoogieNights'' and I screamed [='=]''ROBBED!''[='=] when she didnít win. Julianne shouldíve won for ''{{Film/Magnolia}}'' and I still have scars on my tonsils from the sores I got while screaming [='=]''ROBBED! ROBBED! CALL THE POLICE!''[='=] after she was not nominated. Her ''"I sucked other menís cocks"'' scene was a revelation."''

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->''"Julianne is apparently the frontrunner for the Best Actress Oscar for ''Film/StillAlice'', but Iím not about to get my hopes up. Julianne shouldíve won for ''{{Film/Safe}}'' and I screamed [='=]''ROBBED!''[='=] when she wasnít even nominated. Julianne shouldíve won for ''Film/BoogieNights'' and I screamed [='=]''ROBBED!''[='=] when she didnít win. Julianne shouldíve won for ''{{Film/Magnolia}}'' and I still have scars on my tonsils from the sores I got while screaming [='=]''ROBBED! ROBBED! CALL THE POLICE!''[='=] after she was not nominated. Her ''"I sucked other menís cocks"'' scene was a revelation."''POLICE!''[='=]"''



->''"So, the [[UsefulNotes/GrammyAward Grammy]]s are a joke. They've always been a joke. Me being so obvious as to point out that the Grammys are joke makes ''me'' kind of a joke. No one on earth sees a Grammy as ''any'' indicator of quality... And nowhere does the Grammys seem to get it wrong more often than the '[[DeweyDefeatsTruman Best New Artist]]' Grammy, which all to often seems to go to flameouts, flash-in-the-pans, and all-around footnotes in music history. It's the MaddenCurse of music."''
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''' on Marc Cohn's "Walking in Memphis"



->Starring [...] and [[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio Leonardo [=NoOscaro=]]].
-->--'''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''' on ''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet''

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->Starring [...] [[AC:Web Video]]

->''"So, the [[UsefulNotes/GrammyAward Grammy]]s are a joke. They've always been a joke. Me being so obvious as to point out that the Grammys are joke makes ''me'' kind of a joke. No one on earth sees a Grammy as ''any'' indicator of quality... And nowhere does the Grammys seem to get it wrong more often than the '[[DeweyDefeatsTruman Best New Artist]]' Grammy, which all to often seems to go to flameouts, flash-in-the-pans,
and [[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio Leonardo [=NoOscaro=]]].
-->--'''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'''
all-around footnotes in music history. It's the MaddenCurse of music."''
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows'''
on ''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet''Marc Cohn's "Walking in Memphis"

->''"Remember when ''VideoGame/OperationFlashpoint'' won "Game of the Year" back in 2001? And when you look at the gameplay, it's easy to understand how it beat out ''[[LongList Final Fantasy X, Paper Mario, Twisted Metal Black, Pikmin, Grand Theft Auto III, Metal Gear Solid 2, Rogue Squadron 2, Smash Bros Melee, Halo: Combat Evolved..]]''"''
-->--'''[[LetsPlay/Videogamedunkey Dunkey]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqMblpSqhgM "Game of the Year"]]

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->''Who holds back the electric car?\\
Who makes [[Film/PoliceAcademy Steve Guttenberg]] a star?\\
We do, we do!\\
Who robs cavefish of their sight?\\
Who rigs every Oscar night?\\
We do, we do!''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZI_aEalijE Stonecutters Song]]''' from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E12HomerTheGreat "Homer The Great"]]

[[AC:RealLife]]

->''"Once upon a time, the highest American distinction that could befall fifty-two men and women in a given year was to have one's face on the cover of ''Time'' magazine. Even [[WHAuden Auden]] was thrilled when he heard that he was the subject of a cover story, and deeply hurt when it was cancelled because the managing editor, nodding beneath his flat rock, had been told that [[HeteronormativeCrusader Auden was a fag]] and no fag could ever be so honored. This changed in time, but too late for Auden."''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal''', ''Palimpsest''

->''"1989 Grammy award LOSERS."''
--> -- The packaging of some pressings of ''[[Music/{{Metallica}} ...And Justice for All]]''

->''"We'd like to thank Music/JethroTull for not putting out an album this year."''
-->-- '''[[Music/{{Metallica}} Lars Ulrich]]''', accepting an actual Grammy in 1990.

->''"It was crazy. We saw our audience get bigger and bigger, and then come the SAG awards, the Emmy Awards, the Golden Globesónothing. We were like, 'Well, what the fuck is going on?' And David Simon, he was so cool. He was like 'Fuck the awards, Iím not about that. [[DoingItForTheArt Iím about telling a good story]].' He was on interviews, like, 'We donít need that.' And some of us, in the back of our heads, were like, 'Yo, stop sayiní '''[[StopHelpingMe we!]]'''[='=]"''
--> -- '''Andre Royo''' on the Emmy snubs inflicted on ''Series/TheWire''
15th Aug '15 5:17:02 AM SetsunasaNiWa
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->''"So, the [[UsefulNotes/GrammyAward Grammy]]s are a joke. They've always been a joke. Me being so obvious as to point out that the Grammys are joke makes ''[[CaptainObvious me]]'' kind of a joke. No one on earth sees a Grammy as ''any'' indicator of quality... And nowhere does the Grammys seem to get it wrong more often than the '[[DeweyDefeatsTruman Best New Artist]]' Grammy, which all to often seems to go to flameouts, flash-in-the-pans, and all-around footnotes in music history. It's the MaddenCurse of music."''

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->''"So, the [[UsefulNotes/GrammyAward Grammy]]s are a joke. They've always been a joke. Me being so obvious as to point out that the Grammys are joke makes ''[[CaptainObvious me]]'' ''me'' kind of a joke. No one on earth sees a Grammy as ''any'' indicator of quality... And nowhere does the Grammys seem to get it wrong more often than the '[[DeweyDefeatsTruman Best New Artist]]' Grammy, which all to often seems to go to flameouts, flash-in-the-pans, and all-around footnotes in music history. It's the MaddenCurse of music."''
19th Jul '15 9:54:27 AM nombretomado
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->''"In any correctly balanced world, [[Creator/KirstenDunst (Kirsten) Dunst]] would stride away with the Oscar while throwing up her arms like a {{Maury}} guest in a ''"Whut? Whut? Yaíll know Iím all thatÖ"'' but [[Film/TheIronLady Streep did Thatcher]], so thatís probably not happening."''

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->''"In any correctly balanced world, [[Creator/KirstenDunst (Kirsten) Dunst]] would stride away with the Oscar while throwing up her arms like a {{Maury}} Series/{{Maury}} guest in a ''"Whut? Whut? Yaíll know Iím all thatÖ"'' but [[Film/TheIronLady Streep did Thatcher]], so thatís probably not happening."''
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