History Quotes / AtLeastIAdmitIt

->'''Rick''': I didn't make Froopyland to get rid of you, I did it to protect the Neighborhood. Not in a noble sense, it was just more practical to sequester you than, you know: clone every less-than-polite little boy or gullible animal that might cross your socio path.\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''

->''"That first debate, I'd never seen anything like it. I've never seen a white male billionaire screaming at the top of his lungs, 'This whole system is rigged!' he said. And across the stage was a white woman, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama sitting over there looking at him like, 'No it's not.' I said, 'Now wait a minute, bro. It's what he said.' And the moderator said, 'Well, Mr. Trump, if, in fact, the system is rigged, as you suggest, what would be your evidence?' Remember what he said, bro? He said, 'I know the system is rigged, because I use it.' I said, 'God damn!' And then he pulled out an Illuminati membership card and chopped a line of cocaine up and did it right at the podium. No one had ever heard someone say something that true. And then Hillary Clinton tried to punch him in the taxes. She said, 'This man doesn't pay his taxes!' He shot right back, 'That makes me smart!' And then he said, 'If you want me to pay my taxes, then change the tax code. But I know you won't, because your friends and your donors enjoy the same tax breaks that I do.' And with that, my friends, a star was born. No one had every seen anything like that. No one had ever seen somebody come from inside of that house outside and tell all the commoners, 'We're doing everything that you think we are doing inside of that house!' Then he just went right back in the house and started playing the game again."''

->'''John Kramer/Jigsaw:''' ''(after seeing Hoffman forcibly throw an unconscious Timothy out of a wheelbarrow)'' That's a human being. Do you like how brutality feels, Mark?\\

->'''John Kramer/Jigsaw:''' ''(after seeing Hoffman forcibly throwing an unconscious Timothy out of a wheelbarrow)'' That's a human being. Do you like how brutality feels, Mark?\\

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->'''Heather:''' Oh, like you're such a team player! All you do is go around scaring the crap out of everyone!
->'''Duncan:''' At least I’m straight with people!

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->''The website that's perhaps best known for encouraging mass violence is the image board Website/FourChan -- which was followed by 8chan, which then became 8kun. These boards are infamous for being the sites where multiple [[SpreeKiller mass-shooting suspects]] have shared manifestos before homicide sprees. The few people who are willing to defend these sites unconditionally do so from a position of free-speech absolutism. That argument is worthy of consideration. But there's something architectural about the site that merits attention, too: There are no algorithms on 8kun, only a community of users who post what they want. People use 8kun to publish abhorrent ideas, but at least the community isn't pretending to be something it's not. The biggest social platforms claim to be similarly neutral and pro-free speech when in fact no two people see the same feed. Algorithmically tweaked environments feed on user data and manipulate user experience, and not ultimately for the purpose of serving the user. Evidence of real-world violence can be easily traced back to both Website/{{Facebook}} and 8kun. But 8kun doesn't manipulate its users or the informational environment they're in. Both sites are harmful. But Facebook might actually be [[EvilerThanThou worse for humanity]].''
-->-- ''The Atlantic'', [[https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2020/12/facebook-doomsday-machine/617384/ "Facebook Is a Doomsday Machine"]]
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->''I'm a hypocrite but at least I fucking own it\\
You never admit that you're anything but golden''

'''Russ:''' Then speak.

-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/KakyoinWaifuConnoisseur Kakyoin: Waifu Connoisseur]]''

->''"And what ''really'' bothers me is [that] you pretend that you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it."''
-->-- '''Quagmire''' to Brian, as part of a long-winded TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "[[Recap/FamilyGuy8E7JeromeIsTheNewBlack Jerome is the New Black]]"

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->''"As a nation, we began by declaring that 'all men are created equal.' We now practically read it 'all men are created equal, except negroes.' [[OppressiveStatesOfAmerica When the Know-Nothings get control]], it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty -- to [[UsefulNotes/TsaristRussia Russia]], for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy."''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln'''

->''"You know that we call you niggers. But wouldn’t you rather be confronted by honest white men who tell you to your face what the others all say behind your back?"''
-->-- '''George Lincoln Rockwell''', the leader of the American Nazi Party speaking to the Nation of Islam.

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'''Raziel:''' Shall I show you the same mercy you showed the ''rest'' of the Circle, then? You blithely murdered them to restore their Pillars, yet your hand faltered when it came to the final sacrifice. What makes you exempt, Kain? You’re merely the last man standing. Why condemn ''me'' for simply carrying out what you hadn’t the courage to do yourself?\\

->'''Kain:''' At the moment of my first cry, Ariel’s beloved-- the Guardian Nupraptor-- finds her corpse.
Wracked with grief and tormented by suspicions of treachery, [[PutThemAllOutOfMyMisery Nupraptor plunges into a madness which overflows and infects all of the Guardians, who are symbiotically bound]]. ''[[HereditaryCurse Including me]].'' The repercussions of Ariel’s assassination were expertly calculated... The entire Circle descends into madness, and I am tainted at the moment of my birth-- instantly rendered incapable of fulfilling the role destiny has prepared for me.\\

'''Kain:''' Let's drop the moral posturing, shall we!? We ''both'' know there's no altruism in this pursuit. Your reckless indignation led you here-- ''I'' counted on it. There's no shame in it, Raziel. Revenge is motivation enough. At least it's ''honest''. Hate me, but ''do it honestly''.

-->-- ''VideoGmae/{{GodOfWarPS4}}''

-->-- ''VideoGmae/GodOfWarPS4''

->''"I interview lolis for a living. There's nothing moral about what I do."''
-->-- '''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Noriaki Kakyoin]]''', ''WebAnimation/KakyoinWaifuConnoisseur''