History Quotes / Asspull

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''' on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII''

->''There's [[WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief Plot Convenience]], there's DeusExMachina, and then there's just pulling stuff right out of your ass! [[ThisIsSPARTA THAT... CAN'T... HAPPEN!!!]] You can't just go filling {{plot hole}}s [[{{handwave}} with]] [[{{VoodooShark}} bullshit]]! [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs I've had acid flashbacks who had more narrative coherence than this]]!''

-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''' on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII''

''There's [[WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief Plot Convenience]], there's DeusExMachina, and then there's just pulling stuff right out of your ass! [[ThisIsSPARTA THAT... CAN'T... HAPPEN!!!]] You can't just go filling {{plot hole}}s [[{{handwave}} with]] [[{{VoodooShark}} bullshit]]! [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs I've had acid flashbacks who had more narrative coherence than this]]!''

->''But I don't think [Squall] thought this plan all the way through, because he jumped out of an escape pod headed to Earth and now he has no way at all of getting back... BUT somehow, don't ask me how, they turn around and have the incredible good fortune to see an abandoned space warship called the Ragnarok that's gassed up, ready to go, still has oxygen and, best of all, is within spitting distance of their current predicament.''\\
''I just can't believe how half-assed and slipshod this writing is! One minute they're dying of asphyxiation in deep space and the next minute they look over and: "''Hey, look, look, there's a space ship that civilians can fly, that can take us back to Earth and it's within half mile of a station that no one's noticed until now!''"''\\
''It's this kind of thing that was a running joke in [[TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy the Hitchhikers Guide to the Fucking Galaxy]]!''\\

-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''' on ''FinalFantasyVIII''

-->-- '''Yammy''', ''{{Bleach}}''

-->-- '''Madara''', ''{{Naruto}}''

-->-- '''Deaidara''' in this ''{{Naruto}}'' [[http://sractheninja.deviantart.com/gallery/171163?offset=24#/d11o4sm fan comic strip]], about the infamous "Great Snake Escape".

->"Think about it! What you've done is utterly ridiculous! And that's saying something in a world where people can make water dragons using sign languaje!"

-->-- '''Deaidara''' in this ''{{Naruto}}'' [[http://sractheninja.deviantart.com/gallery/171163?offset=24#/d11o4sm fan comic strip]], about the infamous "Grrat Snake Escape".

->'''Travis:''' What the hell? That's the craziest shit I've ever heard! Why would you bring up something like that [[spoiler:at the very last minute of the game]]?
->'''Henry:''' [[LampshadeHanging I would have thought you and the player would have at least expected a twist of fate of some kind.]]
-->-- ''NoMoreHeroes'', [[spoiler: after Henry tells Travis that they're twin brothers in the Real Ending.]]

-->-- ''NoMoreHeroes'', [[spoiler: after Henry tells Travis that they're twin brothers in the Real Ending]].

-->-- '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?36825-Chat-95-Kanaya-AUSPISTIFIST-OF-THE-NORTH-STAR-2-Eridan-Memorial&p=4703840&viewfull=1#post4703840 Mudd]]''', ''MSPaintAdventures'' [[InsistentTerminology fora]]

-->-- ''[[{{Tsukihime}} Kagetsu Tohya]]'', ("Imogirisou")

--> -- Only text displayed in the silent film ''The Last Laugh'' (''Der letzte Mann'').

--> -- ''The USS Make Shit Up'', {{Music/Voltaire}}

--> -- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''' on ''FinalFantasyVIII''

->"Akiha...? What do you mean by Nee-san?"
->"I mean Nee-san. Now that I think about it, I had a twin older sister...!"
->"You had an older sister... that's a bit of a sudden statement."
->Even though this is a parody, this is too much. It's no fun if you don't lay down any groundwork or foreshadowing.
->"I don't care about that...!"
--> -- ''[[{{Tsukihime}} Kagetsu Tohya]]'' ("Imogirisou")

->''We were invited to the island''
->''All our friends were to be there''
->''A party for the ages''
->''Everyone without a care''
->''But storm clouds came from nowhere...''
--> -- Parry Gripp -- Me and You and Pikachu

->"''[[MemeticMutation Who said The Espada went from 1 to 10? They actually go from 0 to 9!]]''"
--> -- Yammy, ''{{Bleach}}''

--> Madara -- ''{{Naruto}}''

---> -- Only text displayed in the silent film ''The Last Laugh'' (''Der letzte Mann'').

---> -- ''The USS Make Shit Up'', {{Music/Voltaire}}

---> -- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''' on ''FinalFantasyVIII''

--> Parry Gripp -- Me and You and Pikachu

--> Yammy -- ''{{Bleach}}''

-->-- '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?36825-Chat-95-Kanaya-AUSPISTIFIST-OF-THE-NORTH-STAR-2-Eridan-Memorial&p=4703840&viewfull=1#post4703840 Mudd]]''', ''MSPaintAdventures'' [[strike:forum]] [[InsistentTerminology fora]]

->"I feel giving any examples will be unacceptable spoilerage, so let me just briefly say that 'support character was {{evil all along}}' does NOT constitute 'character development'. What that is is 'arse pull'. And there are a lot of unsavory things that traditionally get pulled out of arses."
---> -- ''[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]], "Extra Punctuation: Silent Hill 2"

->'''Cause if we find we're in a bind\\
We're totally screwed, but never mind\\
We'll pull something out of our behind.\\
We just make some shit up!''
--> -- '''{{Music/Voltaire}}''', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2v6rXs5J9M&NR=1 The USS Make Shit Up]]"

-->-- '''Mudd''', ''MSPaintAdventures'' [[strike:forum]] [[InsistentTerminology fora]]

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->"Listen... you're probably figuring out by now that we Psychlos are not very smart. In fact, the only reason we're able to take over any galaxies at all is that we fart nuclear bombs out of our anuses!"
--> '''[[Film/BattlefieldEarth Terl]]''', ''TheNostalgiaCritic''

->''Who said The Espada went from 1 to 10? They actually go from 0 to 9!''

--> Yammy -- {{''Bleach''}}

--> '''[[Film/BattlefieldEarth Terl]]''', ''[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses The Nostalgia Critic]]''