History Quotes / AncientEgypt

-> "''What is it about ancient Egyptian artifacts in fiction that give you magical powers? Think about it. ComicBook/BlackAdam got his powers from another mystical scarab, [[{{Mummy}} All the mummies pop up because of necklaces and jewels]], oh and let's not forget [[Franchise/YuGiOh the artifacts that makes you want to play card games for the rest of your life!]] And to get all this crap you had to pass insurmountable odds in Franchise/IndianaJones-esque fashion and one person would die along the way. It seems to me that Ancient Egypt was a freakin' death trap! Screw Archeology! You ever think there was a reason this crap was buried?!"''
-->-- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

-> "''What is it about ancient Egyptian artifacts in fiction that give you magical powers? Think about it. ComicBook/BlackAdam got his powers from another mystical scarab, [[{{Mummy}} All the mummies pop up because of necklaces and jewels]], oh and let's not forget [[Franchise/YuGiOh the artifacts that makes you want to play card games for the rest of your life!]] And to get all this crap you had to pass insurmountable odds in IndianaJones-esque fashion and one person would die along the way. It seems to me that Ancient Egypt was a freakin' death trap! Screw Archeology! You ever think there was a reason this crap was buried?!"''
--> -- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

-> "According to Hollywood, every last pebble in the Nile Valley is a gateway to some ancient evil. So remember, ''if it comes from a tomb, it leads to doom.''"
--> -- ''Literature/HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie'' by '''Seth Grahame-Smith'''

-> "''What is it about ancient Egyptian artifacts in fiction that give you magical powers? Think about it. BlackAdam got his powers from another mystical scarab, [[{{Mummy}} All the mummies pop up because of necklaces and jewels]], oh and let's not forget [[Franchise/YuGiOh the artifacts that makes you want to play card games for the rest of your life!]] And to get all this crap you had to pass insurmountable odds in IndianaJones-esque fashion and one person would die along the way. It seems to me that Ancient Egypt was a freakin' death trap! Screw Archeology! You ever think there was a reason this crap was buried?!"''

--> -- ''HowToSurviveAHorrorMovie'' by '''Seth Grahame-Smith'''

-> "''What is it about ancient Egyptian artifacts in fiction that give you magical powers? Think about it. BlackAdam got his powers from another mystical scarab]], [[{{Mummy}} All the mummies pop up because of necklaces and jewels]], oh and let's not forget [[Franchise/YuGiOh the artifacts that makes you want to play card games for the rest of your life!]] And to get all this crap you had to pass insurmountable odds in IndianaJones-esque fashion and one person would die along the way. It seems to me that Ancient Egypt was a freakin' death trap! Screw Archeology! You ever think there was a reason this crap was buried?!"''

-> "''What is it about ancient Egyptian artifacts in fiction that give you magical powers? Think about it. [[{{Shazam}} Black Adam got his powers from another mystical scarab]], [[{{Mummy}} All the mummies pop up because of necklaces and jewels]], oh and let's not forget [[Franchise/YuGiOh the artifacts that makes you want to play card games for the rest of your life!]] And to get all this crap you had to pass insurmountable odds in IndianaJones-esque fashion and one person would die along the way. It seems to me that Ancient Egypt was a freakin' death trap! Screw Archeology! You ever think there was a reason this crap was buried?!"''

-> "''What is it about ancient Egyptian artifacts in fiction that give you magical powers? Think about it. [[{{Shazam}} Black Adam got his powers from another mystical scarab]], [[{{Mummy}} All the mummies pop up because of necklaces and jewels]], oh and let's not forget [[{{Yu-Gi-Oh}} the artifacts that makes you want to play card games for the rest of your life!]] And to get all this crap you had to pass insurmountable odds in IndianaJones-esque fashion and one person would die along the way. It seems to me that Ancient Egypt was a freakin' death trap! Screw Archeology! You ever think there was a reason this crap was buried?!"''

--> -- '''Linkara''', ''WebOriginal/AtopTheFourthWall''

--> -- '''Linkara''', ''AtopTheFourthWall''

-> "''What is it about ancient Egyptian artifacts in fiction that give you magical powers? Think about it. [[{{Shazam}} Black Adam got his powers from another mystical scarab]], [[TheMummy All the mummies pop up because of necklaces and jewels]], oh and let's not forget [[{{Yu-Gi-Oh}} the artifacts that makes you want to play card games for the rest of your life!]] And to get all this crap you had to pass insurmountable odds in IndianaJones-esque fashion and one person would die along the way. It seems to me that Ancient Egypt was a freakin' death trap! Screw Archeology! You ever think there was a reason this crap was buried?!"''

--> -- ''How To Survive A Horror Movie'' by '''Seth Grahame-Smith'''

-> "''What is it about ancient Egyptian artifacts in fiction that give you magical powers? Think about it. [[{{Shazam}} Black Adam got his powers from another mystical scarab]], [[TheMummy All the mummies pop up because of necklaces and jewels]], oh and let's not forget [[YuGiOh the artifacts that makes you want to play card games for the rest of your life!]] And to get all this crap you had to pass insurmountable odds in IndianaJones-esque fashion and one person would die along the way. It seems to me that Ancient Egypt was a freakin' death trap! Screw Archeology! You ever think there was a reason this crap was buried?!"''