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-> In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard; don't foul and don't shirk, but hit the line hard!
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-> Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.
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-> I don't know, friends, to this day, what it was that they was a-doin' down there, but I have studied about it, and I think that it's some kindly of a contest where they see which bunchful of them men can take that pumpkin and run from one end of that cow pasture to th' other without either gettin' knocked down or steppin' in somethin'.
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-> I don't know, friends, to this day, what it was that they was a-doin' down there, but I have studied about it, and an' I think that it's some kindly of a contest where they see which bunchful of them men can take that pumpkin and punkin an' run from one end of that cow pasture to th' other without either gettin' knocked down or steppin' in somethin'.
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->There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move a ball past the other team's goal line. This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.
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->This is a sport that has featured rampant drug use, gambling, player hazing, sex scandals, domestic violence issues, wayward accounting, and taxpayer abuse. And that's just the Cowboys.
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-->--'''Drew Magary''', [[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-philadelphia-eagles-1630612571 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Philadelphia Eagles"]]
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->Behold it now, in all its grand and terrifying splendour: the sport of American football. It’s a brutish, nasty spectacle: prone to extinguishing lives and careers with equal indifference. It is also the source of seemingly never-ending, adrenalizing fear. I know this firsthand because I spent 10 years playing football and being afraid: afraid to get hurt, afraid to lose, afraid to get beaten by my man, afraid to look stupid in front of a crowd. Every sport features this particular gauntlet of angst, but football is designed, both as a sport and as a greater American subculture, to make those fears even more conspicuous, more glaring.
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->Behold it now, in all its grand and terrifying splendour: the sport of American football. It’s a brutish, nasty spectacle: prone to extinguishing lives and careers with equal indifference. It is also the source of seemingly never-ending, adrenalizing fear. I know this firsthand because I spent 10 years playing football and being afraid: afraid to get hurt, afraid to lose, afraid to get beaten by my man, afraid to look stupid in front of a crowd. Every sport features this particular gauntlet of angst, but football is designed, both as a sport and as a greater American subculture, to make those fears even more conspicuous, more glaring.
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-->--[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-philadelphia-eagles-1630612571 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Philadelphia Eagles"]]
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->''"Ground acquisition. And that's what football is, football's a ground acquisition game. You knock the crap out of eleven guys and take their land away from them. Of course, we only do it ten yards at a time. That's the way we did it with the Indians: we won it little by little. First down in Ohio--Midwest to go!"''
-->--[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-philadelphia-eagles-1630612571 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Philadelphia Eagles"]]
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-->--[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-dallas-cowboys-1630689925 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Dallas Cowboys"]]
I had no comeback. Even German tourists know that we suck."''
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I had no comeback. Even German tourists know that we suck."''
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