History Quotes / AllMenArePerverts

5th Feb '17 3:46:07 PM Monsund
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->'''Torg''': SAM! HELP! SAM!!!\\
'''Torg''': SAM! SAM, HELP! SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!\\
Torg rips the vampiress's top.\\
'''Torg''': HELP! NAKED-VAMPIRESS-WARDROBE-MALFUNCTION!\\
Sam crashes through the wall\\
'''Sam''': Sampire to the rescue!
-->--''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''



->Now, I don't wish to imply that I don't care about sex or think about it. Hell, if I dedicated all the time I spend thinking about sex to, say, learning Italian, I would've been fluent by the end of the seventh grade. Dustin Eddlebeck, on the other hand, is just plain sick.
-->--Leon Harris, ''[[Literature/TheCornersvilleTraceMythos How to Get Suspended and Influence People]]''
10th Jan '17 12:38:40 PM MattP5557
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Okay okay alright alright, hang, hang on guys. I mean, come on, this is getting a little ridiculous. Wizard aliens? We all know what's going on here, don't we? Whenever a story breaks about some rich famous guy going around and [[ThePornomancer having sex with tons of girls,]] [[SelectiveObliviousness we all wanna act like we don't understand it,]] but we do. [[ImAManICantHelpIt We're guys, you know? Our brains are wired to strive to be the alpha male and get all the women we can.]] I mean, look where we are. Even, even UsefullNotes/BenjaminFranklin screwed everything that moved. Because he could. We don't have to condone what these rich, famous people do, but... we can at least admit that, given the same temptations and opportunities that somebody like Tiger Woods has, a lot of us guys might do somethin' similar.
-->--'''[[OnlySaneMan SWAT Officer]]''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', ''Sexual Healing''
2nd Jan '17 11:32:42 PM Gamermaster
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->Lolis! Moe! Pretty Girls!! What men covet, what men dream about!! It's like an unreachable Garden of Eden!! Even then, you'd still reach for it, wouldn't you?! That's because our passionate soul screams for moe!
-->--'''Keiichi Maebara''', ''VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry''
24th Aug '16 7:13:27 PM Argon2
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->What more does a young man want than the knowledge that women desire him and that he is able to obtain the object of his desire?
-->-- Essay ''[[http://www.inquiriesjournal.com/articles/151/the-white-feather-campaign-a-struggle-with-masculinity-during-world-war-i The White Feather Campaign]]'''s reasoning as to why [=WW1=] was fought
22nd Aug '16 7:15:15 PM TheCuza
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->''"Women, you '''get''' to have sexual thoughts. I '''have''' to have them."''
-->-- '''Creator/LouisCK''', ''Live at the Beacon Theater''
12th Aug '16 7:31:05 PM Luigifan
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->'''Yoshihisa Manabe''':([[FreakOut overly reacting]]) ''"[[DirtyMindReading Not being able to think dirty thoughts]] is torture for a guy!"''

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->'''Yoshihisa Manabe''':([[FreakOut Manabe''': ([[FreakOut overly reacting]]) ''"[[DirtyMindReading Not being able to think dirty thoughts]] is torture for a guy!"''






'''Haelga''':He wasn't protesting, Maven.\\

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'''Haelga''':He '''Haelga''': He wasn't protesting, Maven.\\
3rd Jul '16 7:07:25 PM StarSword
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->'''Londo Mollari:''' Gentlemen, of all things in life, are females not the finest?\\
'''G'Kar:''' On that, Mollari, we can at least agree.
-->-- "[[Recap/BabylonFiveS01E03BornToThePurple Born to the Purple]]", ''Series/BabylonFive''
23rd Mar '16 9:23:36 AM ObsidianFire
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->'''Yoshihisa Manabe''': ''"Sure I'm scared! [[GenreSavvy You're going to treat me like a total pervert]]!"''

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->'''Yoshihisa Manabe''': ''"Sure I'm scared! [[GenreSavvy You're going to treat me like a total pervert]]!"''pervert!"''
26th Aug '15 1:43:24 AM Adept
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-->--'''ThePussycatDolls ft. [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas will.i.am]]''', "Beep"

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-->--'''ThePussycatDolls -->--'''Music/ThePussycatDolls ft. [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas will.i.am]]''', "Beep"
24th Jul '15 6:00:05 PM nombretomado
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->"Oh come on. [[[MetalGearSolid3 Jack]] and Chuck] are two guys somewhere between 27 and 50 who are in Vegas. How could we NOT go to a Strip Bar at least once?"

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->"Oh come on. [[[MetalGearSolid3 [[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater Jack]] and Chuck] are two guys somewhere between 27 and 50 who are in Vegas. How could we NOT go to a Strip Bar at least once?"
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