History Quotes / AllMenArePerverts

14th Jul '17 9:28:10 AM WaterBlap
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-->--[[Website/BashOrg bash.org]] [[http://www.bash.org/?606023 #606023]]

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-->--[[Website/BashOrg bash.org]] -->--Bash.org [[http://www.bash.org/?606023 #606023]]
7th Jul '17 5:38:02 PM Gamermaster
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Okay okay alright alright, hang, hang on guys. I mean, come on, this is getting a little ridiculous. Wizard aliens? We all know what's going on here, don't we? Whenever a story breaks about some rich famous guy going around and [[ThePornomancer having sex with tons of girls,]] [[SelectiveObliviousness we all wanna act like we don't understand it,]] but we do. [[ImAManICantHelpIt We're guys, you know? Our brains are wired to strive to be the alpha male and get all the women we can.]] I mean, look where we are. Even, even UsefullNotes/BenjaminFranklin screwed everything that moved. Because he could. We don't have to condone what these rich, famous people do, but... we can at least admit that, given the same temptations and opportunities that somebody like Tiger Woods has, a lot of us guys might do somethin' similar.

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Okay ->Okay okay alright alright, hang, hang on guys. I mean, come on, this is getting a little ridiculous. Wizard aliens? We all know what's going on here, don't we? Whenever a story breaks about some rich famous guy going around and [[ThePornomancer having sex with tons of girls,]] [[SelectiveObliviousness we all wanna act like we don't understand it,]] but we do. [[ImAManICantHelpIt We're guys, you know? Our brains are wired to strive to be the alpha male and get all the women we can.]] I mean, look where we are. Even, even UsefullNotes/BenjaminFranklin screwed everything that moved. Because he could. We don't have to condone what these rich, famous people do, but... we can at least admit that, given the same temptations and opportunities that somebody like Tiger Woods has, a lot of us guys might do somethin' similar.
7th Jun '17 2:24:48 PM cwf123
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--> '''Friend 2''': Well, what's the hurry?
--> '''Friend 1''': There's a girl I want to meet there! ''What the fuck's your problem!?''

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--> -> '''Friend 2''': Well, what's the hurry?
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hurry?\\
'''Friend 1''': There's a girl I want to meet there! ''What the fuck's your problem!?''
7th Jun '17 2:24:33 PM cwf123
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--> '''Friend 2''': Well, what's the hurry?
--> '''Friend 1''': There's a girl I want to meet there! ''What the fuck's your problem!?''
-->--Creator/AdamSandler's [[Recap/AdamSandlerS2E1JoiningTheCult Joining The Cult]]
13th Apr '17 7:56:21 AM randomtroper89
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->'''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Maven]]''': [[ReallyGetAround Haelga]], I like you, so I'm only going to say this one time. If you ever try and "[[DoubleEntendre practice the Dibellan arts]]" with [[SpoiledBrat Hemming]] again, I'll make sure that pretty little face loses its beauty.\\

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->'''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Maven]]''': [[ReallyGetAround [[ReallyGetsAround Haelga]], I like you, so I'm only going to say this one time. If you ever try and "[[DoubleEntendre practice the Dibellan arts]]" with [[SpoiledBrat Hemming]] again, I'll make sure that pretty little face loses its beauty.\\
5th Feb '17 3:46:07 PM Monsund
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->'''Torg''': SAM! HELP! SAM!!!\\
'''Torg''': SAM! SAM, HELP! SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!\\
Torg rips the vampiress's top.\\
'''Torg''': HELP! NAKED-VAMPIRESS-WARDROBE-MALFUNCTION!\\
Sam crashes through the wall\\
'''Sam''': Sampire to the rescue!
-->--''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''



->Now, I don't wish to imply that I don't care about sex or think about it. Hell, if I dedicated all the time I spend thinking about sex to, say, learning Italian, I would've been fluent by the end of the seventh grade. Dustin Eddlebeck, on the other hand, is just plain sick.
-->--Leon Harris, ''[[Literature/TheCornersvilleTraceMythos How to Get Suspended and Influence People]]''
10th Jan '17 12:38:40 PM MattP5557
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Okay okay alright alright, hang, hang on guys. I mean, come on, this is getting a little ridiculous. Wizard aliens? We all know what's going on here, don't we? Whenever a story breaks about some rich famous guy going around and [[ThePornomancer having sex with tons of girls,]] [[SelectiveObliviousness we all wanna act like we don't understand it,]] but we do. [[ImAManICantHelpIt We're guys, you know? Our brains are wired to strive to be the alpha male and get all the women we can.]] I mean, look where we are. Even, even UsefullNotes/BenjaminFranklin screwed everything that moved. Because he could. We don't have to condone what these rich, famous people do, but... we can at least admit that, given the same temptations and opportunities that somebody like Tiger Woods has, a lot of us guys might do somethin' similar.
-->--'''[[OnlySaneMan SWAT Officer]]''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', ''Sexual Healing''
2nd Jan '17 11:32:42 PM Gamermaster
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->Lolis! Moe! Pretty Girls!! What men covet, what men dream about!! It's like an unreachable Garden of Eden!! Even then, you'd still reach for it, wouldn't you?! That's because our passionate soul screams for moe!
-->--'''Keiichi Maebara''', ''VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry''
24th Aug '16 7:13:27 PM Argon2
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->What more does a young man want than the knowledge that women desire him and that he is able to obtain the object of his desire?
-->-- Essay ''[[http://www.inquiriesjournal.com/articles/151/the-white-feather-campaign-a-struggle-with-masculinity-during-world-war-i The White Feather Campaign]]'''s reasoning as to why [=WW1=] was fought
22nd Aug '16 7:15:15 PM TheCuza
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->''"Women, you '''get''' to have sexual thoughts. I '''have''' to have them."''
-->-- '''Creator/LouisCK''', ''Live at the Beacon Theater''
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