History Quotes / AffablyEvil

->''"Oh, where are my manners? You were upset by the screaming. It would be unkind of me to keep you here longer than necessary."''
-->-- '''The Collector''', ''Webcomic/Aurora2019'', [[https://comicaurora.com/aurora/1-1-19/ Chapter 1 Page 19]]

->'''Quirrell:''' The Yule Ball has finally arrived! I have the key!\\
'''Voldemort:''' I KNOW, Quirrell, I HEAR EVERYTHING YOU HEAR!\\
'''Quirrell:''' Sorry, my lord.\\
'''Voldemort:''' No, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have snapped. I'm just nervous, that's all.
-->-- ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical''

->''"Oh, and try to stay out of trouble? The Emperor is NOT a merciful man... ({{Beat}}) Byeeeee!"''
-->-- '''The Golden Guard''', ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse''

-->-- '''Music/TheRollingStones''', "Sympathy for the Devil"

->''"Oh, and try to stay out of trouble? The Emperor is NOT a merciful man... (Beat) Byeeeee!"''

->''"I tried reasoning with you, Woody. But you keep forcing me to take extreme measures."''
-->--'''Stinky Pete''', ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2''

-->-- '''Killer Moth''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'', "[[Recap/TeenTitansS2E6DateWithDestiny Date With Destiny]]"

-->-- '''Mojo Jojo''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'', "[[Recap/ThePowerpuffGirlsS1E11JustAnotherManicMojoMimeforaChange Just Another Manic Mojo]]"

->''I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can\\
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me\\
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am\\
I guess I am''
-->-- '''Music/JonathanCoulton''', "Re: Your Brains" (A song used in VideoGame/Left4Dead2)

-->-- The titular characters talking about Boris Badenov in one of his many disguises, ''WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle''

->''"You're so ''polite''... you make me sick!"''
-->-- '''Theo Kojak''' to a double-murderer, ''Series/{{Kojak}}'', "The Marcus-Nelson Murders"

->''"Get up, boy. [[FamilyEyeResemblance I'd recognize those eyes anywhere]]... ''[hugs Ajay]'' I'm so sorry about this. This was supposed to be... well, ''[[ObligatoryWarCrimeScene not this]]''. [[NoMrBondIExpectYouToDine We have a party waiting for you]], but I don't think I know ''[[CoolOldGuy your]]'' name. Who is this? Hmmm? Is this your plus-one? Strong silent type. I like it. [[SincerityMode I am terribly sorry about this]]. This was supposed to be very simple, but you know if you give food to [[LaResistance monkeys]], they just throw their shit at each other. ''[holds out a [[ThePenIsMightier bloodstained pen]] for Ajay]'' Oh, would you hold this? Just a moment... I want to get a little... [[SocialMediaBeforeReason picture]]. Right into the camera, there we are. Awesome. Don't worry about a thing, boy. This will soon be behind us, and we'll be off on our grand adventure. Because I have cleared my calendar for you! You and I are gonna [[SuddenlyShouting TEAR SHIT UP]]!"''

->''"And just like that, it felt like someone had poured cold water down my back. The casual way the green-eyed man had just referred to murder had jarred me back into reality. Villains. Funny and almost likable, but still villains."''
-->-- ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil'', [[https://practicalguidetoevil.wordpress.com/2015/04/16/chapter-3-squire/ Book 1, Chapter 3]]

->''"Now listen to me. I like you. The consequence is that it would annoy me for just about two and a half minutes if I heard that you had died in torments. Well, if you ever tell the police or any human soul about us, I shall have that two and a half minutes of discomfort. On your discomfort I will not dwell. Good-day. Mind the step."''
-->-- '''Sunday''', ''Literature/TheManWhoWasThursday''

->''At seven o'clock precisely the twenty men who made up [[NebulousEvilOrganisation this organization]] strode, lounged, or sidled, each according to his character, into the workmanlike board room on the third floor. Their chairman was already in his seat. No greetings were exchanged. They were ruled by the chairman to be a waste of breath and, in an organization of this nature, hypocritical.''
-->-- ''Literature/{{Thunderball}}''

->''"About three months later, I got a nice letter from Captain Halsing, postmarked Milwaukee, thanking me for my hospitality. He was the model Nazi, cold, competent, and perfectly polite."''
-->-- '''John Rumford''', ''Literature/{{Victoria}}''

->'''[[HumanoidAbomination Fabian Everyman]]:''' When I told you that you would serve me, I was giving you a true seeing: you are mine now, and forever more. However, I've decided that I don't want to be the Home Secretary anymore. I've raised my game; what this country really needs to see it through the [[JustBeforeTheEnd coming stellar conjunction]] is firm government under an [[PresidentEvil enlightened ruler]], and I've decided that I'm ''exactly'' the best possible candidate for the job! Michael asked me, on behalf of the Board of Directors of your agency, [[EnemyMine if I could deal with the situation here]]. Give him my best regards when you see him, and let him know that thanks to [[SinisterMinister Schiller]]'s diligence in distributing [[PuppeteerParasite those silly little hosts]], I will have the cabinet ''entirely'' under control by the end of the night.\\
'''Cassie:''' [[OhCrap Eep]].\\
'''Mo:''' I'll be sure to tell him you said that. Goodbye.\\
'''Fabian Everyman:''' Be seeing you!
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheLaundryFiles The Delirium Brief]]''

->''"Historians still unborn will appreciate your cooperation in the future, [[DoomedMoralVictor Sonmi-451]]. We archivists thank you in the present. Our gratitude may not mean much, but I'll endeavor to grant any last request you may have, if it lies within [[{{Dystopia}} my ministry's influence]]. Now, this silver egg-shaped device is called an orison. It records both an image of your face and your words. Once we're finished, the orison will be archived at the Ministry of Testaments. This isn't an interrogation, remember, or a trial. Your version of the truth is all that matters."''
-->-- '''The Archivist,''' ''Literature/CloudAtlas''

->''"Don't worry, Winston; you are in my keeping. For seven years I have watched over you. Now [[ColdBloodedTorture the turning-point has come]]. I shall save you, [[MindRape I shall make you perfect]]."''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:O'Brien]]''', ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''

-->-- '''The Collector(after/while killing an entire city''', ''Webcomic/Aurora2019'', [[https://comicaurora.com/aurora/1-1-19/ Chapter 1 Page 19]]

-->-- '''The Collector''', ''Webcomic/Aurora2019'', [[https://comicaurora.com/aurora/1-1-19/ Chapter 1 Page 19]]

-->-- '''The Collector''', ''Webcomic/Aurora(2019)'', [[https://comicaurora.com/aurora/1-1-19/ Chapter 1 Page 19]]

-->-- '''The Collector''', ''Webcomic/Aurora(2019)'', [[https://comicaurora.com/aurora/1-1-19/]]

-->-- '''The Collector''', ''Webcomic/Aurora(2019)''

-->-- '''The Collector''', ''Webcomic/{{Aurora(2019)}}''

-->-- '''The Collector''', ''Webcomic/Aurora(2019)''

-->-- '''The Collector''', ''Webcomic / Aurora (2019)''

Oh, where are my manners? You were upset by the screaming. It would be unkind of me to keep you here longer than necessary.
-->-- '''The Soul Collector''', ''Webcomic / Aurora (2019)''