History Quotes / AWizarddidIt

-> '''Ian the Crow''': Birds stay in the air through magic. And, like, there's all these scientists and naturalists who think they've got it sussed, but it's all magic.
-> '''Ian's Friend''': You think it's sort of PeterPan, do you, Ian; they have a happy thought? Is that what you're saying?
-> '''Ian''': Yeah! Birds are happy, and that's why they can fly.

-> '''cumber-bitches:''' how come nobody got pregnant at [[Literature/HarryPotter hogwarts?]] i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

-> '''odetoabird:''' ''[[CanisLatinicus fetus deletus]]''
-->--'''Website/{{Tumblr}}'''

'''Lucy Lawless:''' "Uh, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that... [[TropeNamer a wizard did it]].\\"

->'''Frink''': "Yes, over here, [...] in [[Series/XenaWarriorPrincess Episode BF12]], you were battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa, yet in the very next scene, my dear, you're clearly atop a winged Arabian! Please do explain it!\\
'''Lucy Lawless:''' Uh, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that... [[TropeNamer a wizard did it]].\\
'''Frink:''' Yes, alright, yes, in episode [=AG04=]-"\\
'''Lucy Lawless:''' Wizard!

->'''Frink''': "Yes, over here, [...] in [[XenaWarriorPrincess Episode BF12]], you were battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa, yet in the very next scene, my dear, you're clearly atop a winged Arabian! Please do explain it!\\

-->--'''''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]''''' riffs ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II''

-> '''Garnet''': *''[[LampshadeHanging Waves hand]]''* ''Magic.''

-> '''Garnet''': *[[LampshadeHanging Waves hand]]* ''Magic.''
-->--''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', S2EP11 "Keeping It Together"

-->-- Steven Moffat explaining ''Series/DoctorWho'' continuity errors, San Diego, 2008

'''Spy:''' [[NoodleIncident It's a long story]], but chapter one: His roommate is a magician. Should I continue?\\

-->--'''''[[Creator/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]''''' riffs ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II''

->'''Rich:''' Now he gets turned into a ghost somehow.\\

'''Jay:''' But he's a ghost! He's not just flying, he's a ghost!\\

-->--'''''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia Half in the Bag]]''''' riffs ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II''

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-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Eight Bit Theater}}''

-->-- ''KingdomOfLoathing'' error message

-->-- ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/1/18/ Fundamental Assertions]]"

'''Mike:''' ''(sternly)'' Magic powers. He said that Vigo was a powerful magician. That is a line in the film.\\

'''Mike:''' Ancient...Carpathian magic. I dunno.

'''Mike:''' Maybe Viggo gives him magical powers to turn into a...a witch.\\

'''Mike:''' ''(sternly)'' Magic powers. He said that Viggo was a powerful magician. That is a line in the film.\\

->''"This is the beginning of the automatic scrolling area, for no reason. I guess the local wizard was like 'yeah, I haven't done anything unexplainable by now, yep, let's tie up the loose ends...'"''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Raocow}}'''

->''"There are two kinds of magic in the world: Magic as a force that can grant the wondrous... and then there's narrative magic. The kind where we get the classic phrase: 'It's magic we don't have to explain it'"''.
-->-- ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

->''"Every break with the laws of physics is explained with 'It’s a Batman movie,' which is a total cop-out. An honest one, which is entirely valid, but still!"''
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''s [[http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/Batman_Forever_1995_Recap_Supplement.aspx recap supplement]] for ''Film/BatmanForever'', regarding JoelSchumacher's director's commentary.

->''"Also, another great mystery: he caps up the juice and puts it away, but the cap stays on the floor. Is sorcery involved? The answer is yes. This page was visited by the wise old Fuckup Wizard."''

-->-- ''PennyArcade'', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/1/18/ Fundamental Assertions]]"

-->-- AndrewHussie in ''{{Homestuck}}'' Vol. 2, referring to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002241 this page]].

->''"The Sandflow Caves are named because volcanic activity below causes the sand to be constantly shifting, flowing up and down the cave walls. What do you mean, 'volcanic activity wouldn't cause that'? It must be magic, then. Yes. A wizard did it."''
-->-- ''The Encyclopedia of MARDEK RPG'', Chapter 3

-> '''Gabe''': So I had my [[BigBad main villain]], [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Fell Nefaros]], be '''de'''born into an Unliver. And now my players are in revolt! They say the [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons rules]] don't support reverse necromancy!\\
'''Tycho''': Enough. You know what you tell 'em? '''Magic.'''\\
'''Gabe''': Sure, but how did he...\\
'''Tycho''': He's a wizard, and he used magic.\\
'''Gabe''': I get that, but in the context of...\\
'''Tycho''': '''''MAGIC!'''''
-->-- ''PennyArcade''

->'''Star Trek #1''': [In response to Linkara's gun shooting lasers] But how? You have to explain it!\\
'''Linkara''': Explain it? [[JoeQuesada It's magic!]] ''[[JoeQuesada I don't have to explain it!]]''
-->-- ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

->''"It's magic. Possibility seldom factors."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/20050830.html Ardam]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}''

-->-- '''{{Raocow}}'''

-> '''Gabe''': So I had my [[BigBadEvilGuy main villain]], [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Fell Nefaros]], be '''de'''born into an Unliver. And now my players are in revolt! They say the [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons rules]] don't support reverse necromancy!\\