History Quotes / AWinnerIsYou

27th Jan '16 6:40:50 PM FlakyPorcupine
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->I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal! -->-- '''Calypso''' in most of the endings of the early games, ''VideoGame/TwistedMetal''
23rd Nov '15 4:01:41 AM Morgenthaler
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->You know, there's really no point in going on. It's not like there's a reward, like there's a pot of gold sitting on top of the TV. If you beat the game, it probably just says 'The End', and that's it. So in order to keep playing it, you gotta be a fucking nerd.\\ [''[[IResembleThatRemark Resumes playing]]''] -->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' playing ''VideoGame/SilverSurfer'' for the NES
7th Apr '15 8:06:05 PM KamenRiderOokalf
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-->-- Some dragons who had nothing much to say in the very first ''SpyroTheDragon'' game
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-->-- Some dragons who had nothing much to say in the very first ''SpyroTheDragon'' game ''VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon1998''
1st Mar '15 5:22:49 AM johnnyfog
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-> "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes." -->--'''Unknown''' ----
27th Feb '15 10:18:11 PM johnnyfog
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->Lord British summons you to his throne room to be knighted (Jesus Christ, ''this'' is what it takes to be knighted around here?) ...You walk in, you kneel and [[AC:THE END]], that's it. He doesn't even ''get up'' much less tap you on the shoulder with a sword. He just sorta waves, like, ''"By the power vested in me, uhhhhh, Sir Spooky of...Thing. Spoony? Whatever, you're a Paladin, rise and fuck off. The end."''
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->Lord British summons you to his throne room to be knighted (Jesus Christ, ''this'' is what it takes to be knighted around here?) ...You walk in, you kneel and [[AC:THE END]], that's it. He doesn't even ''get up'' up'', much less tap you on the shoulder with a sword. He just sorta waves, like, waves. Like, ''"By the power vested in me, uhhhhh, Sir Spooky of...Thing. Spoony? [-(Spoony?)-] Whatever, you're a Paladin, rise and fuck off. off."'' The end."''End.
27th Feb '15 6:29:28 PM johnnyfog
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'''Nerd:''' [drops the controller in shock, then [[INeedAFreakingDrink untwists a beer]]]'' You did not disappoint.
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'''Nerd:''' [drops the controller in shock, then [[INeedAFreakingDrink untwists a beer]]]'' beer]]] You did not disappoint.
27th Feb '15 6:28:48 PM johnnyfog
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-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd on ''VideoGame/LittleRedHood''
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-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/LittleRedHood''
27th Feb '15 6:28:38 PM johnnyfog
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'''Little Red Hood's Grandma:''' [[AC:oh!my dead little red hood! thank you for [[InnocentInnuendo your coming!]]]]\\ '''The Angry Video Game Nerd:''' [drops the controller in shock, then [[INeedAFreakingDrink untwists a beer]]]'' You did not disappoint.
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'''Little Red Hood's Grandma:''' '''Grandma:''' [[AC:oh!my dead little red hood! thank you for [[InnocentInnuendo your coming!]]]]\\ '''The Angry Video Game Nerd:''' '''Nerd:''' [drops the controller in shock, then [[INeedAFreakingDrink untwists a beer]]]'' You did not disappoint.
27th Feb '15 6:28:22 PM johnnyfog
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'''Little Red Hood's Grandma:''' [[AC:OH!MY DEAR LITTLE RED HOOD! THANK YOU FOR [[InnocentInnuendo YOUR COMING!]]]]\\
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'''Little Red Hood's Grandma:''' [[AC:OH!MY DEAR LITTLE RED HOOD! THANK YOU FOR [[AC:oh!my dead little red hood! thank you for [[InnocentInnuendo YOUR COMING!]]]]\\your coming!]]]]\\
27th Feb '15 6:27:42 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Don't you love games that just end with a black screen with plain text?"'' -->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' ->'''The Angry Video Game Nerd:''' You know what? I don't expect a good ending, either. Why work hard on creating an elaborate ending when you've made the game so hard to figure out that there's not a chance in hell anyone would get that far? In fact, I expect a shitty ending. A fucking loathsome, ass-sucking shit-heap of an ending!\\ '''Little Red Hood's Grandma:''' ''OH!MY DEAR LITTLE RED HOOD! THANK YOU FOR [[InnocentInnuendo YOUR COMING!]]''\\ '''The Angry Video Game Nerd:''' ''[drops the controller in surprise, then picks up bottles of Rolling Rock]'' You did ''not'' disappoint. -->-- '''James "WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd" Rolfe''' reviewing ''VideoGame/LittleRedHood'' ->''"Yes, I are winner!"''
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->''"Don't you love games that just end with a black screen with plain text?"'' -->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' ->'''The Angry Video Game Nerd:''' You know what? I don't expect a good ending, either. Why work hard on creating an elaborate ending when you've made the game so hard to figure out that there's not a chance in hell anyone would get that far? In fact, I expect a shitty ending. A fucking loathsome, ass-sucking shit-heap of an ending!\\ '''Little Red Hood's Grandma:''' ''OH!MY DEAR LITTLE RED HOOD! THANK YOU FOR [[InnocentInnuendo YOUR COMING!]]''\\ '''The Angry Video Game Nerd:''' ''[drops the controller in surprise, then picks up bottles of Rolling Rock]'' You did ''not'' disappoint. -->-- '''James "WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd" Rolfe''' reviewing ''VideoGame/LittleRedHood'' ->''"Yes, ->Yes, I are winner!"''winner!

->''"Thank you for releasing me!"'' [[StealthHiBye *poof*]]
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->''"Thank ->Thank you for releasing me!"'' me! [[StealthHiBye *poof*]]

->''"LONG LIVE FLASH. YOU'VE SAVED YOUR EARTH. HAVE A NICE DAY."''
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->''"LONG ->LONG LIVE FLASH. YOU'VE SAVED YOUR EARTH. HAVE A NICE DAY."''

->''"[[JapaneseRanguage CONGLATURATION!!!]]'' ->''YOU HAVE COMPLETED [[BlatantLies A GREAT GAME.]]'' ->''AND [[RougeAnglesOfSatin PROOVED]] THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE.'' ->''NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES!"''
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->''"[[JapaneseRanguage CONGLATURATION!!!]]'' ->''YOU CONGLATURATION!!!]]''\\ ''YOU HAVE COMPLETED [[BlatantLies A GREAT GAME.]]'' ->''AND ]]''\\ ''AND [[RougeAnglesOfSatin PROOVED]] THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE.'' ->''NOW ''\\ ''NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES!"''

->''"[[JapaneseRanguage CONGLATURATION!!!]]'' ->''YOU HAVE COMPLETED [[BlatantLies A GREAT GAME.]]'' ->''AND [[RougeAnglesOfSatin PROOVED]] THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE.'' ->''NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES!"''->I'm only here because gamers would be posting all sorts of complaints if we didn't include SOME kind of ending. -->-- '''Professor Yaiman''', ''Bangai-O Spirits''

->''"I sat around leveling for hours, spent eons waiting to heal, and all you do for the ending is say congratulations. More like 'Congratulations! It's over!', or 'Congratulations! You never have to play Hydlide again!', or 'CONGRATULATIONS! Throw this cartridge into a garbage disposal!'"''
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->''"I ->'''Nerd:''' You know what? I don't expect a good ending, either. Why work hard on creating an elaborate ending when you've made the game so hard to figure out that there's not a chance in hell anyone would get that far? In fact, I ''expect'' a shitty ending. A fucking loathsome, ass-sucking shit-heap of an ending!\\ '''Little Red Hood's Grandma:''' [[AC:OH!MY DEAR LITTLE RED HOOD! THANK YOU FOR [[InnocentInnuendo YOUR COMING!]]]]\\ '''The Angry Video Game Nerd:''' [drops the controller in shock, then [[INeedAFreakingDrink untwists a beer]]]'' You did not disappoint. -->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd on ''VideoGame/LittleRedHood'' ->Lord British summons you to his throne room to be knighted (Jesus Christ, ''this'' is what it takes to be knighted around here?) ...You walk in, you kneel and [[AC:THE END]], that's it. He doesn't even ''get up'' much less tap you on the shoulder with a sword. He just sorta waves, like, ''"By the power vested in me, uhhhhh, Sir Spooky of...Thing. Spoony? Whatever, you're a Paladin, rise and fuck off. The end."'' -->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue'' ->I sat around leveling for hours, spent eons waiting to heal, and all you do for the ending is say congratulations. More like 'Congratulations! It's over!', or 'Congratulations! You never have to play Hydlide again!', or 'CONGRATULATIONS! Throw this cartridge into a garbage disposal!'"''disposal!'

->''"I'm only here because gamers would be posting all sorts of complaints if we didn't include SOME kind of ending."'' -->-- '''Professor Yaiman''', ''Bangai-O Spirits''
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