History Quotes / ARareSentence

-->--[=ToErrDivine=], [[https://www.reddit.com/r/SCPDeclassified/comments/13fmktl/scp6771_man_who_cant_see_milk/ declassing]] [[Website/SCPFoundation SCP-6771]]

->"Straight from the sword-fucking to the loving matrimony (a sentence I didn't think I'd ever type, but oh well here we are)
-->-- '''[=MagiaZenith=] on [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/17882234/chapters/43338500 Chapter 12]] of ''More Wishes''

-->-- '''Amanada''', during an ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' [[http://egscomics.com/comic/2011-07-22 Q&A session.]]

->'''Para:''' Maximillian Haluska, the former owner of this mask? He's been sabotaging the research here. He was a ''plant''.\\

->'''Para:''' Ah. The spy kind. Good question, though.

->'''Ichigo''': "You know I'm too young to drink, right?"\\
'''Yoruichi''': "I'm not offering you any alcohol though."\\
'''Ichigo''': "WELL, YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE! A Shinigami cat just told me his spy in the afterlife said my ghost girlfriend is going to be killed! That sentence shouldn't exist! That's something I'd hear in one of Inoue's ramblings!"

->'''Candace:''' I'm calling Mom! And I am NOT using the banana this time!\\
'''Phineas:''' You guys heard that, right? ...It wasn't just me?

'''Nora:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Wha-- [[ItMakesSenseInContext Oh!]]\\

-->--''WebVideo/BingingWithBabish'', on the "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzd0mLf366I Krabby Supreme]]" from ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

-->--''WebVideo/BingingWithBabish''

-->--'''WebVideo/BingingWithBabish'', on the "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzd0mLf366I Krabby Supreme]]" from ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

->''"This necessitates lighting 8 fires scattered around the sacred grove, or, more accurately, sprinting between them while enduring the trials of [[AnnoyingArrows free acupuncture]] meets {{LetsPlay/Markiplier}} jumpscare. That is not a sentence I thought was possible, but then again we do have sentient lightning and uh, [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Mr.]] [[GiantEnemyCrab Krabs]]."''
-->--WebVideo/{{Max0r}}, ''An Incorrect Summary of VideoGame/EldenRing''

->''I hope the lightning golems survived the orbital blasts.''

->''Wow. That's a sentence I never pictured myself saying.\\

->'''Dina''': It's very faint, a really terrible scary sound. And it's awful; a little like Rice Krispies after you pour in the milk. [...] There's something making that horrible cereal noise.
->'''Critic''': Did this movie just ''really'' coin the phrase "horrible cereal noise"? This is a phrase that needs to exist?

-> ''I sincerely regret the choices I made in life that make this a sincere question that I have to ask: did someone make the microwave sentient?''

-> '''ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}}''': The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.

->'''Jake:''' <We have to get out of here. I have to [[VoluntaryShapeshifting demorph]]. Rachel? Find Washington. He must be the target. Stay on him. Whatever you do: [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong Protect George Washington]].>
->'''Marco:''' There's three words you never thought you'd say.

->'''Elphaba:''' Dorothy had to put herself in harm's way to rescue me: she ended up having to save me from [[TheHeartless the personification of my father's rampaging anger issues]]!
->'''The Mentor:''' And here I was, thinking I'd already found the weirdest sentence ever spoken in recent memory.

->'''Para:''' Maximillian Haluska, the former owner of this mask? He's been sabotaging the research here. He was a ''plant''.
->'''Bunnigus:''' In the context of the medical weirdness going on here, [[LampshadeHanging I have to ask a stupid question]]: Was he a plant like a spy, or a plant like a perambulatory asparagus?

-> ''"Ruby, what are you doing? You aren't going to just luck into directions to a city from asking a giant bat… and what has my life become that I can say that and mean it?"''

-> ''"Naruto..." The Hokage asked slowly, "Where did you get a dinosaur?" He had never, for the life of him, imagined he wold ever say those words to anyone.''

->'''Jonathan:''' What’s the point in hunting us if we’re not somehow delicious?
->'''Frances:''' Just so you know, in a relationship characterized by really upsetting phrases, that one may be the worst you’ve come up with yet.

->'''DAVE:''' dude dont touch my cape
->'''DAVE:''' huh
->'''KARKAT:''' WHAT?
->'''DAVE:''' i just said dude dont touch my cape and was completely serious about it

-> ''Now not only are the Marlins not playing music during Nats BP, loud fart noises are coming through the speakers. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I swear, I'm not kidding.]]''\\

-> ''"I have to say - from a dimensional analysis standpoint, "poops" is one of the strangest units I've ever had to cancel in an equation."''

-> ''Aw fuck, a horse? Go back to the Minion. ...First and last time you're ever gonna hear me say that.''

-> ''I found my first toilet. Music/MichaelJackson's gonna be so proud of me. Only in a game-- I just realized what I had said. Never in my life would I have expected to say the phrase "I just found my first toilet. Michael Jackson would be proud of me." Think...of a fly on the wall that would just hear me speaking without knowing the context of the stream. And think of what that might mean to them. How do you even process that sentence?!''

->'''Nash:''' "Police allege a drug deal gone bad ended in a [[MonsterClown machete-wielding clown]] dragging a man out of his business before riding off on his bicycle."
->'''Tara:''' That is a ''sentence.'' Like, there should be a Pulitzer for the most, like, incredible sentence constructed in news this year. "What's the craziest shit you have had to make sound very serious?"

-->-- '''[=DoctorBlood=] on ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/23759821/chapters/69005934#workskin Shattered Chains of Fate]]''

-->-- '''[=GG Crono=] on [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1867 SCP 1867]]

-> ''"Naruto..." The Hokage asked slowly, "Where did you get a dinosaur?" He had never, for the life of him, imagined he wold ever say those words to anyone.