"[T]he next several several minutes contain the most surreal combination of words I'm likely to ever type. Mark McGrath of the band Sugar Ray holds back a violent, swearing Meatloaf as the bassist from Lonestar separates a confused, innocent looking Gary Busey, while they try to figure out if he stole Meatloaf's arts and crafts supplies."
"It turns out that Batman and the wizard know each other! Batman is friends with the jive-talking wizard because of course he is! Iím so happy that I got to type the sentence, 'Batman is friends with the jive-talking wizard.'"
Chris: When we last left off, April OíNeilís apartment and antique shop had both been burned down by the heated flames of ninja combat, but she and the Turtles managed to escape with the help of sports-themed vigilante Casey Jones. You know, when you really lay it all out like that, this movieís pretty weird.
Matt: And we havenít even gotten to the guy with knife-covered clothes and his army of thieving children, or the giant talking rat heís taken captive.
"At this point in the story, we're interrupted by a galaxy-wide newsflash to inform all government employees that they are required to watch a musical number. It then cuts to Bea Arthur getting stalked and eventually sexually assaulted by a man who drinks through a hole in his wig. And I know it sounds like I'm smashing random words together, but she then breaks into song to musically plead for everyone to leave her bar. My keyboard whimpered when I typed that. I don't think it's any coincidence that the Star Wars Holiday Special aired one day before the Jonestown mass suicide. Did you think there wouldn't be consequences, Bea Arthur?!"
"Yes, Lois walks into the barn, and we learn that sexual attraction to Erica Durance is an inherent part of Kryptonian genetics. Which I think means that I may have been rocketed to Earth from a dying planet 28 years ago. Regardless, Conner gets so aroused that he starts shooting fireballs out of his eyes, which is actually a sentence I just typed."
Dipsauce: Wait a minute is his mom a Viagra pill?
Wes + Tony: I would just like to point out that this comment was originally held by our spam filter. This is probably one of the few pages on the internet where that question is completely relevant.
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