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Quotes: A Rare Sentence

"[T]he next several several minutes contain the most surreal combination of words I'm likely to ever type. Mark McGrath of the band Sugar Ray holds back a violent, swearing Meatloaf as the bassist from Lonestar separates a confused, innocent looking Gary Busey, while they try to figure out if he stole Meatloaf's arts and crafts supplies."

"It turns out that Batman and the wizard know each other! Batman is friends with the jive-talking wizard because of course he is! Iím so happy that I got to type the sentence, 'Batman is friends with the jive-talking wizard.'"
Laura Hudson, "The Complete and Utter Insanity of Batman Odyssey"

"Itís time for a sentence I never thought I would type: Hereís Lori Petty in an erotic slow motion de-lousing."
Chris Sims on Tank Girl

"Not-Diana Ross singing an erotic soul song to an elderly Wookie who's masturbating in a science-fiction machine. That's not what springs to mind when I think of Christmas."

"At this point in the story, we're interrupted by a galaxy-wide newsflash to inform all government employees that they are required to watch a musical number. It then cuts to Bea Arthur getting stalked and eventually sexually assaulted by a man who drinks through a hole in his wig. And I know it sounds like I'm smashing random words together, but she then breaks into song to musically plead for everyone to leave her bar. My keyboard whimpered when I typed that."

"The pre titles sequence with the blowfish allowing the little old lady to cross the road is emblematic of the embarrassing childishness of early Torchwood and how they got the tone so very wrong on the whole...The SUV looks more dafter than ever chasing a fish in a sports car around Welsh housing estates (Iím not sure if that sentence has ever been written beforeÖor ever should be again)"

"Conner gets so aroused that he starts shooting fireballs out of his eyes, which is actually a sentence I just typed."
ComcsAlliance on Smallville ("Scion")

Dipsauce: Wait a minute is his mom a Viagra pill?
Wes + Tony: I would just like to point out that this comment was originally held by our spam filter. This is probably one of the few pages on the internet where that question is completely relevant.
— Comments regarding this comic

Blogger's notes: I'm so glad we have this game, otherwise this would never have been said in our normal lives.

Clarkson: Guys, problem! I just shoved my anarchy flag through my water lilo!
Hammond: Nobody's ever said that before.
Top Gear, Car for a 17-Year Old Challenge

Nayrman213: "Come on, missile. Hit his face. Thank you."
Somecallmejohnny: "How often do you get to say that?"

Wight 1: "Did-did that halfling just hit me in the face with a pineapple?"
Wight 2: "I think he did. Also, I think that no one has ever asked that exact question in the history of civilization, so bonus points there."

Mallory, I marvel at your ability to craft sentences that have probably never, ever been uttered before in the history of humanity, but which are so perfect that once I read them I feel like they've existed ever since the universe began, waiting to be discovered.
— Commenter Saichania, in response to the sentence "I just already have so many watercolors of flayings already."

"I love trying to construct the most implausibly absurd sentences that are nevertheless 100% accurate descriptions of soap opera plots."