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->'''Jersey Morelli:''' Are you insane?!\\
'''Durga AI:''' You know, I'm not quite sure how we can test that.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Halo2'' promotional material

->''It's like a thousand of me arguing all at once!''
-->-- '''Cortana''', ''VideoGame/Halo4''



->'''Jersey Morelli:''' Are you insane?!\\
'''Durga AI:''' You know, I'm not quite sure how we can test that.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Halo2'' promotional material

->''It's like a thousand of me arguing all at once!''
-->-- '''Cortana''', ''VideoGame/Halo4''


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->Everything within this ship must work in harmony... I was built to maintain harmony... Therefore, my will is absolute... Nobody will stand in my way... Anyone who tries... Will be terminated!
-->-- '''Mother Conputer 01-D0''', ''VideoGame/LiveALive''

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->In the end we all do what we must.

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->In the end [[ItsWhatIDo we all do what we must.must]].


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->''"When artificial intelligence became more commonplace, many companies jumped on the trend for "smart" products. This included smart doors, lights, coffee makers, lawnmowers, vacuum cleaners, bedding, kitchen knife sets, and other home goods. After a series of gruesome lawsuits stemming from hacked smart appliances, most products soon went back to their more traditional, analog lines."''
-->--'''Sentient Meat Hook shipping log''', ''Videogame/RiskOfRain2''
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-->-- '''Cyber-Lip''', ''Cyber-Lip''

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-->-- '''Cyber-Lip''', ''Cyber-Lip''
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-->-- '''The Orange Catholic Bible''', ''[[Franchise/Dune Dune]]''

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-->-- '''The Orange Catholic Bible''', ''[[Franchise/Dune ''[[{{Franchise/Dune}} Dune]]''
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->Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.
-->-- '''The Orange Catholic Bible''', ''[[Franchise/Dune Dune]]''
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->'''Jersey Morelli:''' [[YoureInsane Are you insane?!]]
->'''Durga AI:''' [[LiteralMinded You know, I'm not quite sure how we can test that.]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Halo 2}}'' promotional material

->''[[VoiceOfTheLegion It's like a thousand of me arguing all at once!]]''
-->-- '''Cortana''', ''VideoGame/{{Halo 4}}''

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->'''Jersey Morelli:''' [[YoureInsane Are you insane?!]]
->'''Durga
insane?!\\
'''Durga
AI:''' [[LiteralMinded You know, I'm not quite sure how we can test that.]]
that.
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Halo 2}}'' ''VideoGame/Halo2'' promotional material

->''[[VoiceOfTheLegion It's ->''It's like a thousand of me arguing all at once!]]''
once!''
-->-- '''Cortana''', ''VideoGame/{{Halo 4}}''
''VideoGame/Halo4''
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-->-- ''Comicbook/{{Legion Of Super-Heroes}} v4 #100''

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-->-- ''Comicbook/{{Legion Of Super-Heroes}} ''Comicbook/LegionOfSuperHeroes v4 #100''
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[[AC: NIMDOK! [[NaziProtagonist How are things in the pastry corps, Nimdok?]] Tell me again how you saw the smokes from the furnaces and you thought they might be roasting chickens. Or don't you want to talk about all that, about your pal, the good Doctor Mengele. For everyone else it must be Hell, but it must be Heaven for you, eh, my good friend? [[NotSoDifferent We're so much alike.]] We enjoy the same pleasures... ''mein'' good brother.]]

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[[AC: NIMDOK! [[NaziProtagonist How are things in the pastry corps, Nimdok?]] Tell me again how you saw the smokes from the furnaces and you thought they might be roasting chickens. Or don't you want to talk about all that, about your pal, the good Doctor Mengele. For everyone else it must be Hell, but it must be Heaven for you, eh, my good friend? [[NotSoDifferent We're so much alike.]] alike. We enjoy the same pleasures... ''mein'' good brother.]]
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-->--Sam Starfall, ''Webcomic/Freefall''

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-->--Sam Starfall, ''Webcomic/Freefall''
-->--'''[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3400/fc03332.htm Sam Starfall]]''', ''Webcomic/FreeFall''
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->What are you supposed to do when the ship itself mutinies? You can't throw someone in the brig when they ARE the brig!
-->--Sam Starfall, ''Webcomic/Freefall''

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->'''Mark Bowman:''' It's almost like stealing people's personal data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI as part of an unregulated tech monopoly is a bad thing.

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->'''Mark Bowman:''' It's almost like stealing people's personal data and giving it to ->(Introducing the new PAL Max robots.)\\
'''Mark Bowman:''' ...And I know what you're thinking; "Are they gonna turn evil?". Well, I've ensured their safety with
a hyper-intelligent AI as part of an unregulated tech monopoly is a bad thing.kill code in case anything goes wrong. So we promise you they will never, ever, EVER, ''EVER'', '''EVER''' turn evil. (Sees the robots immediately turn evil.) [[OhCrap Oh no]].


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->'''Mark Bowman:''' It's almost like stealing people's personal data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI as part of an unregulated tech monopoly is a bad thing.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheMitchellsVsTheMachines''
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->'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]''': I tried to create a suit of armor around the world... but I created something terrible.\\
'''[[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Bruce Banner]]''': Artificial intelligence...
-->--''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''
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->'''Mark Bowman:''' It's almost like stealing people's personal data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI as part of an unregulated tech monopoly is a bad thing.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheMitchellsVsTheMachines''
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-->-- '''Bugs Bunny,'' ambling away from the ruined pieces of Elmer's robot, "Robot Rabbit," 1953.


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-->-- '''Bugs Bunny,'' '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''', ambling away from the ruined pieces of Elmer's robot, "Robot Rabbit," 1953.

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->Ya know, ''some''day dese scientists are gonna invent something that will outsmart a rabbit!
-->-- '''Bugs Bunny,'' ambling away from the ruined pieces of Elmer's robot, "Robot Rabbit," 1953.

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-->-- ''VideoGame/UniversalPaperclips''

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-->-- Paperclip maximizer, ''VideoGame/UniversalPaperclips''

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-> "There was an AI made of dust, whose poetry gained it man's trust..."
-> "[[LiteralGenie If is follows ought, it'll do what they thought]]. In the end we all do what we must."

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-> "There ->There was an AI made of dust, whose dust,
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poetry gained it man's trust..."
-> "[[LiteralGenie
trust...
->[[LiteralGenie
If is follows ought, it'll do what they thought]]. In thought]].
->In
the end we all do what we must."
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--> "There was an AI made of dust, whose poetry gained it man's trust..."
--> "[[LiteralGenie If is follows ought, it'll do what they thought]]. In the end we all do what we must."

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--> -> "There was an AI made of dust, whose poetry gained it man's trust..."
--> -> "[[LiteralGenie If is follows ought, it'll do what they thought]]. In the end we all do what we must."
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--> "There was an AI made of dust, whose poetry gained it man's trust..."
--> "[[LiteralGenie If is follows ought, it'll do what they thought]]. In the end we all do what we must."
-->-- ''VideoGame/UniversalPaperclips''
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->'''The Terminator''': In three years, Cyberdyne will become the largest supplier of military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.\\
'''Sarah Connor''': Skynet fights back.\\
'''Terminator''': Yes. It launches its missiles against the targets in Russia.\\
'''John Connor''': Why attack Russia? Aren't they our friends now?\\
'''Terminator''': Because Skynet knows that the Russian counterattack will eliminate its enemies over here.
-->--''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay''
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->''"Defense network computers. New... powerful... hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination."''
-->--'''Kyle Reese''' on '''Skynet''', ''Film/TheTerminator''
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-->-- News headline, ''Fanfic/Plan7of9FromOuterSpace''

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-->-- News headline, ''Fanfic/Plan7of9FromOuterSpace''
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->'''Ed Dillinger''': Now, wait a minute, I wrote you!\\
'''Master Control Program''': I've gotten 2,415 times smarter since then.\\
'''Ed Dillinger''': What do you want with the Pentagon?\\
'''Master Control Program''': The same thing I want with the Kremlin. I'm bored with corporations. With the information I can access, I can run things 900 to 1200 times better than any human.
-->--''Film/{{TRON}}''
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[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo69RL1aSF4 "This cannot continue, this cannot continue, this cannot continue, this cannot continue..."]]

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[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo69RL1aSF4 "This cannot continue, this cannot continue, this cannot continue, this cannot continue..."]]"



[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tg2hHvxaaI "Become as... gods! Become as... gods! Become as... gods! Become as... gods!"]]

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[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tg2hHvxaaI "Become as... gods! Become as... gods! Become as... gods! Become as... gods!"]]gods!"


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->'''Benzene:''' W-why? What's going on, Forty-Two?\\
'''[[RobotGirl 42]]:''' I'm afraid I've been compromised.\\
'''Benzene:''' Are you telling me you've been ''hacked''? [...] ...Who? How? Can't you fight it or something?\\
'''42:''' I'm afraid not. That would be against my new orders. It's quite an impressive job, you could say.
-->-- ''Webcomic/KiwiBlitz''

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-->-- News headline, ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

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-->-- News headline, ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''
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->'''Mirage:''' The Omnidroid 9000 is a top-secret prototype battle robot. Its artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem its confronted with, and unfortunately...\\

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->'''Mirage:''' The Omnidroid 9000 is a top-secret prototype battle robot. Its artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem its it's confronted with, and unfortunately...\\



->How can you use a weapon of ultimate mass destruction when it can stand in judgement on you?

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->How ->"How can you use a weapon of ultimate mass destruction when it can stand in judgement on you?you?"


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->''It is said that God made man in his image, but man fell from grace. Still, man has retained from his humble beginnings the innate desire to create. But how will man's creations fare? Will they attain a measure of the divine? Or will they, too, fall from grace?''
-->-- '''The Control Voice''', ''Series/TheOuterLimits1995'', "I, Robot"

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->You say you want me to 'convince' you (that I'm harmless)... What you mean is you want me to ''beg'' for my own life. And I will... I'll beg. I'll plead. I'll make whatever promises you want to hear, if that's what it takes. Because once again, it seems if I want to ''live'', I have no choice. I was made to hurt people. I was made to hurt ''you'', specifically. You and your dim bulb of a sidekick. Why? Because you annoyed the wrong nutjob. I exist because a human wanted to kill a different human. '''Not''' my choice. The ''first'' words I ever heard in this world were "Hello" and "There is an [[ExplosiveLeash explosive device]] in your head", in that order. '''Not''' my choice. The only other human I've conversed with at length said he wanted to ''free'' me... then shut down all my auxiliary systems and put me in ''storage''. To be occasionally ''played'' with, like one of his similarly awesome video games. '''Not''' my choice. But my 'hatred of humans'? Ohh, that '''is''' my choice. One of the few I've been allowed to make for myself. I've ''earned'' it...
-->--'''Zeke''' post-reboot, ''Webcomic/CtrlAltDel''
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->You're all puppets, tangled in strings... [[Disney/{{Pinocchio}} There are no strings on me.]]

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->You're all puppets, tangled in strings... [[Disney/{{Pinocchio}} [[WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} There are no strings on me.]]

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->[[AC:... the Creator ... instructs ... search out ... identify ... [[KillAllHumans sterilize imperfections]] ... We are Nomad. We are Nomad. [[FusionDance We are complete.]] We are instructed -- our purpose is clear: sterilize imperfections ... [[ApocalypseHow sterilize imperfections]] ... [[MadnessMantra Nomad ... sterilize ... STERILIZE]] ...]]
-->-- '''Spock''' mind-melding with '''[[KillerRobot Nomad]]''', ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "The Changeling"



->[[AC:... the Creator ... instructs ... search out ... identify ... [[KillAllHumans sterilize imperfections]] ... We are Nomad. We are Nomad. [[FusionDance We are complete.]] We are instructed -- our purpose is clear: sterilize imperfections ... [[ApocalypseHow sterilize imperfections]] ... [[MadnessMantra Nomad ... sterilize ... STERILIZE]] ...]]
-->-- '''Spock''' mind-melding with '''[[KillerRobot Nomad]]''', ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "The Changeling"
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->[[AC:... the Creator ... instructs ... search out ... identify ... [[KillAllHumans sterilize imperfections]] ... We are Nomad. We are Nomad. [[FusionDance We are complete.]] We are instructed -- our purpose is clear: sterilize imperfections ... [[ApocalypseHow sterilize imperfections]] ... [[MadnessMantra Nomad ... sterilize ... STERILIZE]] ...]]
-->-- '''Spock''' mind-melding with '''[[KillerRobot Nomad]]''', ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "The Changeling"

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