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'''Harry:''' I can never tell if you're being honest or sarcastic, James!\\
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** Hank jokingly asks James "if you know so much about it, James, why don't you tell me how you did it already?", and James starts freaking out and trying to prove his innocence. This leads Hank to become suspicious of him.
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'''Hank:''' [[SarcasmBlind ...Stop being sarcastic, would you? We have work to do. And put that machete down...]]
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-->'''Hank:''' Wait a minute, why would you ''joke about'' being the murderer if that was exactly the case all along?
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'''Hank:''' ...Stop being sarcastic, would you? We have work to do. And put that machete down...
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** James is trying to prove a point about Hank's poor reasoning.
** James [[ItAmusedMe takes pleasure in messing with Hank.]]
-->'''Hank:''' Wait a minute, why would you ''joke about'' being the murderer if that was exactly the case all along?
'''James:''' Because you're funny when you're gullible.
-->'''Hank:''' Wait a minute, why would you ''joke about'' being the murderer if that was exactly the case all along?
'''James:''' Because you're funny when you're gullible.
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** Hank sarcastically accuses James of being the killer to gauge his reaction.
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** Hank suspects James, so he makes a sarcastic accusation to make him think he ''isn't'' suspected:
--->'''James: '''Who could have done this?\\
'''Hank:''' It was you James!\\
'''James:''' Me?!\\
'''Hank:''' Yes you!\\
'''James:''' Are you serious?!\\
'''Hank:''' I was kidding James, let's find the killer.
--->'''James: '''Who could have done this?\\
'''Hank:''' It was you James!\\
'''James:''' Me?!\\
'''Hank:''' Yes you!\\
'''James:''' Are you serious?!\\
'''Hank:''' I was kidding James, let's find the killer.
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''The killer is revealed at the very end to be the victim's fiancé, who was [[ShotgunWedding forced into marriage]] and did not get along with the victim.''
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''The killer is revealed at the very end to be the victim's fiancé, who was [[ShotgunWedding forced into marriage]] and did not get along with the victim.her.''
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* '''Defied''': "And how do ''you'' know all that? Are you the killer, James? James? '''[[BetterToDieThanBeKilled James, you're bleeding!]]'''"
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* '''Defied''': "And how do ''you'' know all that? Are you the killer, James? killer or something, James? ...James? '''[[BetterToDieThanBeKilled James, you're bleeding!]]'''"
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* '''Defied''': "And how do ''you'' know all that? Are you the killer, James? James? [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled JAMES, YOU'RE BLEEDING!!]]"
* '''Defied''': "And how do ''you'' know all that? Are you the killer, James? James? [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled JAMES, YOU'RE BLEEDING!!]]"
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* '''Exploited''': Hank is suspicious of James and accuses him, expecting a sarcastic confession. Hank arrests James on the spot after the confession.
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* '''Defied''': "And how do ''you'' know all that? Are you the killer, James? James?[[BetterToDieThanBeKilled JAMES, YOU'RE BLEEDING!!]]"'''[[BetterToDieThanBeKilled James, you're bleeding!]]'''"
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** James jokingly fingers himself as the culprit, which due to his lack of alibi and evidence that resembles what he is capable of, is taken as a confession.
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'''Hank:''' This has got nothing to do with you, huh? Then why would the killer go for a victim on the same street as your ex?\\
'''James:''' ''(Exasperated)'' For all you know, I could've done it. Might have tried to shoot 'er and hit some schlub in the crossfire by mistake.\\
'''Hank:''' Say that again in court and see what happens
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'''Hank:''' This has got nothing to do with you, huh? Then why would the killer go for a victim on the same street as your ex?\\
'''James:''' ''(Exasperated)'' For all you know, I could've done it. Might have tried to shoot 'er and hit some schlub in the crossfire by mistake.\\
'''Hank:''' Say that again in court and see what happens
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** James makes a spot-on accusation disguised behind sarcasm.
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** James makes a spot-on accusation disguised behind sarcasm. (Though it may be an AccidentalTruth.)
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* '''Defied''': "And how do ''you'' know all that? Are you the killer, James? James? JAMES, YOU'RE BLEEDING!!"
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* '''Defied''': "And how do ''you'' know all that? Are you the killer, James? James? [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled JAMES, YOU'RE BLEEDING!!"BLEEDING!!]]"
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'''James:''' You thought I was being sarcastic, didn't you, Hank? Because you never listen to me, you ''never'' take me seriously, and you are so incredibly ''self-absorbed'' that you wouldn't so much as ''blink'' at me even if I confessed to being a murderer ''to your face!''
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'''James:''' You thought I was being sarcastic, didn't you, Hank? Because you never listen to me, you ''never'' take me seriously, and you are so incredibly ''self-absorbed'' self-absorbed that you wouldn't so much as ''blink'' at me even notice if I confessed to being a murderer ''to the murder ''right in your face!''
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'''James:''' What??? What? You... you seriously think it was me?\\
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'''Hank:''' Hilarious.
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'''Hank:''' Hilarious.\\
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* '''Defied''': "And how do ''you'' know all that? Are you the killer, James? James? James, why are you bleeding all over the... James? JAMES!!!"JAMES, YOU'RE BLEEDING!!"
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'''James:''' Her fiancee, of course. Can't imagine what it's like having to put up with a brat like her on a daily basis.\\
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'''James:''' Her fiancee, fiancé, of course. Can't I was annoyed with her even before she died, can't imagine what it's like having to put up with a brat like her on a daily basis.\\
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-->'''Hank:''' She lived such an isolated life. Who would have the drive to kill her?\\
'''James:''' Her fiancee, of course. Can't imagine what it's like having to put up with a brat like her on a daily basis.\\
'''Hank:''' Hilarious.
-->'''Hank:''' She lived such an isolated life. Who would have the drive to kill her?\\
'''James:''' Her fiancee, of course. Can't imagine what it's like having to put up with a brat like her on a daily basis.\\
'''Hank:''' Hilarious.
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** James' role in TheTeam is [[ReverseMole infiltrating various enemy organizations]], and he describes to his teammates the various techniques he uses to gain their trust. He turns out to be [[TheMole an enemy agent himself]], using the same methods he described to them in great detail.
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* '''Exploited''': ???Hank is suspicious of James and accuses him, expecting a sarcastic confession. Hank arrests James on the spot after the confession.
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'''Hank:''' I was kidding James, lets find the killer.
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'''Hank:''' I was kidding James, lets let's find the killer.
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'''James:''' Oh, yes, Hank. I'm an unrepentant serial killer with 20 years of killing experience. This very night I broke into the study through a hidden passage behind the ancestral portrait, strangled Isabella with my bare hands, and to implicate her fiancee in the murder, I bought a machete two states away with a credit card registered in his name and had his fingerprints planted on it. And as soon as you leave this room, I plan to put that very same machete between your shoulder blades.\\
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'''James:''' Oh, yes, Hank. I'm an unrepentant serial killer with 20 years of killing experience. This very night I broke into the study through a hidden passage behind the ancestral portrait, strangled Isabella with my bare hands, and to implicate her fiancee in the murder, I bought a machete two states away with a credit card registered in his name and had his fingerprints planted on it. And as soon as you leave this room, I plan to put that very same machete between your shoulder blades. I know I sound sarcastic right now, but honestly I'm telling you the truth.\\
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'''Hank:''' It was you James!\\
'''James:''' Me?!\\
'''Hank:''' Yes you!\\
'''James:''' Are you serious?!\\
'''Hank:''' I was kidding James, lets find the killer.
-->'''James: '''Who could have done this?\\
'''Hank:''' It was you James!\\
'''James:''' Me?!\\
'''Hank:''' Yes you!\\
'''James:''' Are you serious?!\\
'''Hank:''' I was kidding James, lets find the killer.
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-->'''James:''' Oh yes, Hank. I'm the killer.\\
'''Hank:''' James, you're under arrest!\\
'''James:''' I was being ''sarcastic'', you idiot!
'''Hank:''' James, you're under arrest!\\
'''James:''' I was being ''sarcastic'', you idiot!
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'''James:''' What??? You... you seriously think it was me?\\
'''Hank:''' I was being ''sarcastic'', James.\\
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'''James:''' What??? You... you seriously think it was me?\\
'''Hank:''' I was being ''sarcastic'', James.\\
'''James:''' An innocent woman is dead, Hank. Fine time for sarcasm.
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-->'''Hank:''' How do you know this, James? Are ''you'' the killer?\\
'''James:''' What??? You... you seriously think it was me?\\
'''Hank:''' I was being ''sarcastic'', James.\\
'''James:''' An innocent woman is dead, Hank. Fine time for sarcasm.
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-->'''Hank:''' How do you know this, James? Are ''you'' the killer?\\
'''James:''' What??? You... you seriously think it was me?\\
'''Hank:''' I was being ''sarcastic'', James.\\
'''James:''' An innocent woman is dead, Hank. Fine time for sarcasm.
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'''James:''' What??? You... you seriously think it was me?\\
'''Hank:''' I was being ''sarcastic'', James.\\
'''James:''' An innocent woman is dead, Hank. Fine time for sarcasm.
** Alternately, neither
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-->'''James:''' We ought to be careful Hank. The killer could be anyone, even you or me.\\
'''Hank:''' One of us, that's ridiculous.
-->'''James:''' We ought to be careful Hank. The killer could be anyone, even you or me.\\
'''Hank:''' One of us, that's ridiculous.
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* '''Reconstructed''': James later reveals that his compulsive honesty hasn't bothered him in years, but he has grown to like likes sarcastically confessing to his crimes, as it allows him to feel superior to the idiots he spends all his time with.
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'''Hank:''' Very funny.
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'''Hank:''' Very funny.
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* '''Deconstructed''': James suffers from numerous psychoses, including a strong compulsion to be perfectly honest. Making confessions in a heavily sarcastic tone is the only way he can keep himself from having a breakdown. Years of this explains his haughty, condescending personality. As he explains to Hank, no completely sane man would explain the details of his greatest crimes, even sarcastically, for fear of being taken seriously.
* '''Reconstructed''': James later reveals that his compulsive honesty hasn't bothered him in years, but he has grown to like sarcastically confessing to his crimes, as it allows him to feel superior to the idiots he spends all his time with.
* '''Reconstructed''': James later reveals that his compulsive honesty hasn't bothered him in years, but he has grown to like sarcastically confessing to his crimes, as it allows him to feel superior to the idiots he spends all his time with.
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* '''Deconstructed''': James suffers from numerous psychoses, including a strong compulsion to be perfectly honest. Making confessions in a heavily sarcastic tone is the only way he can keep himself from having a breakdown. Years of this explains his haughty, condescending personality. As he explains to Hank, no completely sane man would explain the details of his greatest crimes, even sarcastically, for fear of being taken seriously.
* '''Reconstructed''': James later reveals that his compulsive honesty hasn't bothered him in years, but he has grown to like sarcastically confessing to his crimes, as it allows him to feel superior to the idiots he spends all his time with.
* '''Reconstructed''': James later reveals that his compulsive honesty hasn't bothered him in years, but he has grown to like sarcastically confessing to his crimes, as it allows him to feel superior to the idiots he spends all his time with.
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--->'''Hank''': So let's solve this mystery!\\
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--->'''Hank''': Me too.//
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