Line #22 PlayingWith/SarcasticConfession


1	'''Basic Trope''': Someone admits that they're guilty of something (usually a crime) in a way that causes most people to not take it seriously
2	* '''Straight''':
3	-->'''Hank:''' But how did the killer exit the room without leaving a blood trail?\
4	'''James:''' Simple. He washed his hands in the flower vase.\
5	'''Hank:''' And how do you know so much about the killer's m.o., genius?\
6	'''James:''' Oh, I murdered her myself. She always did talk too much, you know.\
7	'''Hank:''' Very funny.\
8	''James turns out to be the killer in the end, for exactly the reason he stated''.
9	* '''Exaggerated''':
10	-->'''Hank:''' But how did the killer exit the room without leaving a blood trail?\
11	'''James:''' Simple. He washed his hands in the flower vase.\
12	'''Hank:''' How do you know that? What, are you the killer or something?\
13	'''James:''' Oh, yes, Hank. I'm an unrepentant serial killer with 20 years of killing experience. This very night I broke into the study through a hidden passage behind the ancestral portrait, strangled Isabella with my bare hands, and to implicate her fiancee in the murder, I bought a machete two states away with a credit card registered in his name and had his fingerprints planted on it. And as soon as you leave this room, I plan to put that very same machete between your shoulder blades. I know I sound sarcastic right now, but honestly I'm telling you the truth.\
14	'''Hank:''' ...Stop being sarcastic, would you? We have work to do. And put that machete down...
15	** James' role in TheTeam is [[TheMole infiltrating various enemy organizations]], and he describes to his teammates the various techniques he uses to gain their trust. He turns out to be [[DoubleAgent an enemy agent himself]], using the same methods he described to them in great detail.
16	* '''Downplayed''':
17	-->'''James:''' We ought to be careful Hank. The killer could be anyone, even you or ''me''.\
18	'''Hank:''' One of us? That's ridiculous.
19	** James is an alien doppelganger infiltrating earth. When he claims to have killed Alice, Hank laughs, knowing that she is alive and well. Little does he realize that the real Alice is dead and [[KillAndReplace is being impersonated]].
20	* '''Justified''':
21	** James is trying to prove a point about Hank's poor reasoning.
22	--->'''Hank:''' James! It was you all along! But... when we were investigating...\
23	'''James:''' You thought I was being sarcastic, didn't you, Hank? Because you never listen to me, you ''never'' take me seriously, and you are so incredibly self-absorbed that you wouldn't even notice if I confessed to the murder ''right in your face!''
24	** James [[ItAmusedMe takes pleasure in messing with Hank.]]
25	--->'''Hank:''' Wait a minute, why would you ''joke about'' being the murderer if that was exactly the case all along?\
26	'''James:''' Because you're funny when you're gullible.
27	* '''Inverted''':
28	** Hank sarcastically accuses James of being the killer to gauge his reaction. (Or perhaps because he suspects him, and wants him to think he ''isn't'' suspected.)
29	--->'''Hank:''' How do you know this, James? Are ''you'' the killer?\
30	'''James:''' What? You... you seriously think it was me?\
31	'''Hank:''' I was being ''sarcastic'', James.\
32	'''James:''' An innocent woman is dead, Hank. [[HypocriticalHumor Fine time for sarcasm.]]
33	** James makes a spot-on accusation disguised behind sarcasm. (Though it may be an AccidentalTruth.)
34	--->'''Hank:''' She lived such an isolated life. Who would have the drive to kill her?\
35	'''James:''' Her fiancé, of course. I was annoyed with her even before she died, can't imagine what it's like having to put up with a brat like her on a daily basis.\
36	'''Hank:''' Hilarious.\
37	''The killer is revealed at the very end to be the victim's fiancé, who was [[ShotgunWedding forced into marriage]] and did not get along with her.''
38	** James sarcastically mentions himself as the culprit, which due to his lack of alibi and evidence that resembles what he is capable of, is taken as a confession.
39	---> ''(During an interrogation)''\
40	'''Hank:''' This has got nothing to do with you, huh? Then why would the killer go for a victim on the same street as your ex?\
41	'''James:''' ''(Exasperated)'' For all you know, I could've done it. Might have tried to shoot 'er and hit some schlub in the crossfire by mistake.\
42	'''Hank:''' Say that again in court and see what happens.\
43	''(James is found guilty at his trial not long after, with this convo used as evidence. Cut to a shot of the real killer in their home, resting comfortably while reading an article about James' sentence.)''
44	** Hank jokingly asks James "if you know so much about it, James, why don't you tell me how you did it already?", and James starts freaking out and trying to prove his innocence. This leads Hank to become suspicious of him.
45	* '''Subverted''':
46	** James has a morbid sense of humor:
47	--->'''James:''' Of course, Hank. I'm the killer.\
48	'''Hank:''' Wh-what? It... was you, James?\
49	'''James:''' Just joking, old friend. Now let's find the scoundrel who did this.
50	** Hank is completely SarcasmBlind:
51	--->'''James:''' Yes Hank, I did it. Out of all the other people who had means, motive and opportunity to shoot him, I was the one who did it.\
52	'''Hank:''' Very sensible, James. This'll factor into your sentencing.\
53	'''James:''' [[OhCrap Wait, no, I didn't mean it!]] [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone I didn't really]]--\
54	'''Hank:''' Nice try, James. You're going away for a long time.
55	* '''Double Subverted''':
56	-->'''Hank:''' James! You're the killer? But... when you made the confession, you said that you were being sarcastic!\
57	'''James:''' The confession was honesty, Hank. Sarcasm was when I called you my friend.
58	** Hank was ironically being sarcastic himself, only arresting James for ''attempted'' murder because the evidence still points to someone else.
59	-->'''Hank:''' James, ''I'' [[IWasJustJoking was kidding]]. You only ''thought'' you were the killer, [[ExactWords so we can't really put you away for just as long]].
60	* '''Parodied''':
61	** James is arrested and convicted of his crimes. At the trial, Hank is on the witness stand recalling the bloodstains, the unaccountable disappearances, and "that oddly detailed description of the murder he reported in a sarcastic tone of voice". James mutters "My one mistake."
62	** James is the killer. He openly confesses his heinous act to Hank constantly, begging to be turned in so he can atone, only for Hank to dismiss him as being sarcastic every time - no matter how much the evidence piles up.
63	* '''Zig Zagged''': James confesses sarcastically to Hank that he was the killer. Hank later uncovers evidence and realizes to his horror that James really was the killer. He shoots James dead. And then the real killer appears. Hank struggles with the killer and eventually kills him. And then Hank finds James' body missing, with a note from James thanking him for eliminating his accomplice, and thus the only witness to the murder.
64	* '''Averted''': Neither James nor Hank confesses or accuses the other.
65	* '''Enforced''': "Well, we've established James as such a MagnificentBastard that if we just reveal that he is the killer, it'll look like an AssPull. What about that RedHerring in the dialogue?"
66	* '''Lampshaded''':
67	-->'''James:''' Of course, Hank. I'm the killer.\
68	'''Hank:''' I can never tell if you're being honest or sarcastic, James!\
69	'''James:''' I know.
70	* '''Invoked''': James has been blackmailed into working with the killer, and his sarcastic confession is a desperate attempt to steer Hank towards the truth without alerting the killer to his defection.
71	* '''Exploited''': Hank is suspicious of James and accuses him, expecting a sarcastic confession. Hank arrests James on the spot after the confession.''
72	* '''Defied''': "And how do ''you'' know all that? Are you the killer or something, James? ...James? '''[[BetterToDieThanBeKilled James, you're bleeding!]]'''"
73	* '''Discussed''': "Case closed. Lesson learned? If your friend sarcastically gives you an accurate description of the murder, maybe you should at least ''consider'' him to be a suspect."
74	* '''Conversed''':
75	-->'''Hank:''' I can't piece this together, James. Give me something to work with.\
76	'''James:''' Any suggestions?\
77	'''Hank:''' Pretend you're secretly the murderer and you're sarcastically giving me information to throw off my suspicions.\
78	'''James:''' Sounds fun.
79	* '''Deconstructed''': James suffers from numerous psychoses, including a strong compulsion to be perfectly honest. Making confessions in a heavily sarcastic tone is the only way he can keep himself from having a breakdown. Years of this explains his haughty, condescending personality. As he explains to Hank, no completely sane man would explain the details of his greatest crimes, even sarcastically, for fear of being taken seriously.
80	** [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Hank takes James' word for it, and arrests him.]]
81	* '''Reconstructed''':
82	** James likes sarcastically confessing to his crimes, as it allows him to feel superior to the idiots he spends all his time with.
83	** James already planned on [[BatmanGambit letting himself get arrested as a suspect, knowing there would be no real evidence (so far) that could point to him.]]
84	* '''Plotted A Good Waste''': "Nice try, James. You're just saying that [[TakingTheHeat because you were really there,]] [[SpottingTheThread but the other culprit left something that you never would...]]"
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88	%% Optional items, added after Conversed, at your discretion:
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90	%%* '''Implied''': ???
91	%%* '''Played For Laughs''': ???

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