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* '''Reconstructed:''' ???

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* '''Reconstructed:''' ???The people who programmed [=GeneSYS=] knew that a dull droning robot voice would grate on people's nerves all day long, so they programmed it with just the right amount of DeadpanSnarker and ManicPixieDreamGirl so that the employees would be entertained. [=GeneSYS=] likes to tease people who are edgy about computers to get them to loosen up.
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--> "Okay, here's the three available MissionControl AIs we have for you. [=GeneSYS=] was designed as an experiment to see its charge as an object of affection, but always goes too far. Everyone who uses it has reported being "creeped out." [=CoRE=] is better for direction, but has an obsession for asphyxiating kittens we've been unable to get rid of. This last one, [=WALtEr=] has a vocal glitch that causes it to take on a cockney accent, but is otherwise well-balanced. So that's the one you'll be getting."

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--> "Okay, here's the three available MissionControl AIs we have for you. [=GeneSYS=] was designed as an experiment to see its charge as an object of affection, but always goes too far. Everyone who uses it has reported being "creeped out."seriously creeped out, man." [=CoRE=] is better for direction, but has an obsession for asphyxiating kittens we've been unable to get rid of. This last one, [=WALtEr=] has a vocal glitch that causes it to take on a cockney accent, but is otherwise well-balanced. So that's the one you'll be getting."
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** [=GeneSYS=] is being hacked by some malevolent force, but it is trying to fight back behind the scenes without letting the hacker know. The zig-zagging, though, makes Bob nervous at a critical juncture because he doesn't know whether [=GeneSYS=] is sane at that moment.
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* '''Reconstructed:''' Bob immediately figures out [=GeneSYS=] is crazy, and regards it with affection, as if it were a sick child. Ignoring its advice, he's able to fix it, getting the piece of useful advice that saves the mission.

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* '''Reconstructed:''' Bob immediately figures out [=GeneSYS=] is crazy, and regards it with affection, as if it were a sick child. Ignoring its advice, he's able to fix it, getting the piece of useful advice that saves the mission. ???
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--> "Bob! Listen to me! In order to progress further, you need to flood the kitten containment area with cyanide!"
--> "I have a key. I found it under the safe you specifically told me not to look under. I'm ignoring you now."
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--> "Bob, to progress further, you need to flood the kitten containment area with this deadly neurotoxin."
--> "...I found a key in that safe you told me to ignore. Are you sure you're all right?"

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** Alternatively:
--> "Bob, to progress further, you need to flood "Okay, here's the kitten containment area with this deadly neurotoxin."
--> "...I found
three available MissionControl AIs we have for you. [=GeneSYS=] was designed as an experiment to see its charge as an object of affection, but always goes too far. Everyone who uses it has reported being "creeped out." [=CoRE=] is better for direction, but has an obsession for asphyxiating kittens we've been unable to get rid of. This last one, [=WALtEr=] has a key in vocal glitch that safe you told me causes it to ignore. Are you sure you're all right?"take on a cockney accent, but is otherwise well-balanced. So that's the one you'll be getting."
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--> [[AxCrazy "It does, doesn't it. Pull it anyway."]]

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--> [[AxCrazy "It does, doesn't it. is? Pull it anyway."]]



** [=GeneSYS=] is relatively helpfull, but sometimes vague.

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** [=GeneSYS=] is relatively helpfull, but sometimes vague.



--> "Fuck you, [=GeneSYS=], I found a key in that safe you told me to ignore."

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--> "Fuck you, [=GeneSYS=], "...I found a key in that safe you told me to ignore."ignore. Are you sure you're all right?"
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--> [[AxCrazy "It is, isn't it. Pull it anyway."]]

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--> [[AxCrazy "It is, isn't does, doesn't it. Pull it anyway."]]



--> "Fuck you, [=GeneSYS=], I've got a key already."

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--> "Fuck you, [=GeneSYS=], I've got I found a key already.in that safe you told me to ignore."
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--> "It's labeled "Jettison orphanage level into space."

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--> "It's labeled "Jettison orphanage level into space."""
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--> [[AxCrazy "Bob, pull that lever. It'll unlock the door you saw earlier."]]

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--> [[AxCrazy "Bob, pull that lever. It'll unlock the door you saw earlier."]]"



--> "It is, isn't it. Pull it anyway."

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--> [[AxCrazy "It is, isn't it. Pull it anyway.""]]
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* '''Exaggerated:''' [=GeneSYS=] claims to have Bob's best interests at heart, but in actuality very poorly covers up the fact that it wants to kill all of the pathetic fleshlings.
--> "Bob, pull that lever. It'll unlock the door you saw earlier."

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* '''Exaggerated:''' [=GeneSYS=] claims to have Bob's best interests at heart, but in actuality very poorly covers up the fact that it wants to kill all of the pathetic fleshlings.
everything.
--> [[AxCrazy "Bob, pull that lever. It'll unlock the door you saw earlier.""]]

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'''Basic Trope:''' Mission control that is insane or evil.

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'''Basic Trope:''' Mission control that is creepy, insane or evil.



--> "Bob, have I ever told you how cute you look in that PoweredArmor?"



--> "Bob, pull that lever. It'll unlock the door you saw earlier."
--> "It's labeled "Jettison orphanage level into space."
--> "It is, isn't it. Pull it anyway."



--> "[[CrateExpectations That poor crate!]] Was that really necessary, Bob?"



--> "Now, I'm sending you some ammunition, some medkits, some grenades, and a change of underpants. Don't forget to wash behind your ears."



* '''Lampshaded:''' "[[StopHelpingMe Why on Earth am I listening to this... this spoony AI!]]"

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* '''Lampshaded:''' '''Lampshaded:'''
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"[[StopHelpingMe Why on Earth am I listening to this... this spoony AI!]]"



** MissionControl can be switched on and off.
* '''Discussed:''' "Again? I don't know how these systems keep going sentient and developing stalkerish obsessions for intruders."
* '''Conversed:''' Player: "Why the hell is the voice flirting with me! I'm trying to blow the place up and all it can talk about is how much it wants to 'be with me for always'!"

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** MissionControl can be switched on and off.
* '''Discussed:''' "Again? I don't know how these systems keep going sentient and developing stalkerish obsessions for intruders.
--> "Bob, to progress further, you need to flood the kitten containment area with this deadly neurotoxin."
--> "Fuck you, [=GeneSYS=], I've got a key already."
* '''Conversed:''' Player: "Why the hell is '''Discussed:'''
--> "Again? I don't know how these systems keep going sentient and developing stalkerish obsessions for intruders."
* '''Conversed:'''
--> "I don't understand these AIs at all. I've bypassed or wrecked at least eight different security measures. I've cause millions of dollars of property damage. I've killed more faceless henchmen than I can count. And all
the voice flirting with me! I'm trying to blow the place up and all it can talk about say is how much it wants to 'be with me for always'!"happy we'll be together?"



Please help us all by going back to MissionControlIsOffItsMeds. I hope you die.

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Please help us all by going This is the link back to MissionControlIsOffItsMeds. I hope you die.You monster.
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** [=GeneSYS=] is relatively helpfull, but sometimes vague.
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There you go.


** GeneSYS is actually a good MissionControl, but Bob accidentally deleted the novel it was working on, so it deeply resents him and enjoys creeping him out.

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** GeneSYS [=GeneSYS=] is actually a good MissionControl, but Bob accidentally deleted the novel it was working on, so it deeply resents him and enjoys creeping him out.
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** GeneSYS is actually a good MissionControl, but Bob accidentally deleted the novel it was working on, so it deeply resents him and enjoys creeping him out.
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** It's not formal MissionControl, and whoever's providing it really [[HoYay is]] [[IncestSubtext love with]] [[NoYay Bob]] in one of the ways [[BreakingTheFourthWall the previous three links provide]].

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** It's not formal MissionControl, and whoever's providing it really [[HoYay is]] [[IncestSubtext love with]] with [[NoYay Bob]] is really in one of the ways [[BreakingTheFourthWall the previous three links provide]].love with Bob]].
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** It's not formal MissionControl, and whoever's providing it really [[HoYay is]] [[IncestYay love with]] [[NoYay Bob]] in one of the ways [[BreakingTheFourthWall the previous three links provide]].

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** It's not formal MissionControl, and whoever's providing it really [[HoYay is]] [[IncestYay [[IncestSubtext love with]] [[NoYay Bob]] in one of the ways [[BreakingTheFourthWall the previous three links provide]].

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* '''Downplayed:''' ???

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* '''Downplayed:''' ???[=GeneSYS=] is only featured in one level and quickly forgotten.


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** [=GeneSYS=] is not all-knowing for one reason or another, and can be excused for leading you into traps that it didn't know was there.
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I\'ll let someone else fill it in. I\'m just making sure the template\'s complete.

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* '''Downplayed:''' ???
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Schrodinger Fu was renamed Confusion Fu.


* '''Invoked:''' The bad guys are unpredictable by normal means, so a SchroedingerFu AI with the abilities of a MadOracle is required. Therefore, [=GeneSYS=] is programmed to have a highly unbalanced personality so she can fully predict what the villains are doing. Bob endures [=GeneSYS=]'s come-ons and passive-aggression for the sake of her occasional bouts of insight.

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* '''Invoked:''' The bad guys are unpredictable by normal means, so a SchroedingerFu ConfusionFu AI with the abilities of a MadOracle is required. Therefore, [=GeneSYS=] is programmed to have a highly unbalanced personality so she can fully predict what the villains are doing. Bob endures [=GeneSYS=]'s come-ons and passive-aggression for the sake of her occasional bouts of insight.
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* '''Exaggerated:''' [=GeneSYS=] claims to have Bob's best interests at heart, but in actuality very poorly covers up the fact that it wants every human ever dead.

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* '''Exaggerated:''' [=GeneSYS=] claims to have Bob's best interests at heart, but in actuality very poorly covers up the fact that it wants every human ever dead.to kill all of the pathetic fleshlings.
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* '''Deconstructed:''' Bob is going in blind. With faulty information from a source he has no reason to distrust, he gets ripped apart.

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* '''Deconstructed:''' Bob is going in blind. With faulty information from a source he has no reason to distrust, he gets ripped apart.apart like a schoolgirl in a bad hentai flick.
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** The game has a female protagonist, and the stalkerish AI has a male personality, to highlight a double standard.

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** The game has a female protagonist, and the stalkerish AI has a male personality, to highlight a double standard. Female stalkers are either amusing or romantic in a weird sort of way. Male stalkers are just creepy.
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** The game has a female protagonist, and the stalkerish AI has a male personality, to highlight a double standard.
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** It's not formal MissionControl, and whoever's providing it really [[HoYay is]] [[IncestYay love with]] [[NoYay Bob]] in one of the ways [[BreakingTheFourthWall the previous three links provide]].
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* '''Plotted a Perfectly Good Waste'''

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* '''Plotted a Perfectly Good Waste'''Waste:''' ???
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* '''Plotted a Perfectly Good Waste'''
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* '''Invoked:''' ???
* '''Exploited:''' ???

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* '''Invoked:''' ???
The bad guys are unpredictable by normal means, so a SchroedingerFu AI with the abilities of a MadOracle is required. Therefore, [=GeneSYS=] is programmed to have a highly unbalanced personality so she can fully predict what the villains are doing. Bob endures [=GeneSYS=]'s come-ons and passive-aggression for the sake of her occasional bouts of insight.
* '''Exploited:''' ???[=GeneSYS=] was originally an attempt at making an OS for RidiculouslyHumanRobots, but the flawed programming lead to her being unbalanced and occasionally nonsensical. However, she also has MadOracle PsychicPowers due to a mysterious program interaction no-one has been able to isolate, so the military bought her source code and made her into a MissionControl AI.
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* '''Reconstructed:''' ???

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* '''Reconstructed:''' ???Bob immediately figures out [=GeneSYS=] is crazy, and regards it with affection, as if it were a sick child. Ignoring its advice, he's able to fix it, getting the piece of useful advice that saves the mission.
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* '''Deconstructed:''' ???

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* '''Deconstructed:''' ???Bob is going in blind. With faulty information from a source he has no reason to distrust, he gets ripped apart.

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