History PlayingWith / GroinAttack

** Bob [[WhatAnIdiot removes the cup from his pants to show it off]]; Alice takes this chance to kick him again.

** Alice kicks Bob's balls so hard, the explode into LudicrousGibs, making Bob scream loudly in tortured agony before succumbing to blood loss.

* '''GenderFlipped''': Bob kicks Alice in the groin. [[RealityEnsues Alice finds it painful, much to her surprise.]]

** [[RealityEnsues Alice finds out the hard way that a boot to the jewels isn't necessarily the guaranteed fight-ender that Hollywood portrays it as.]] [[WouldHitAGirl In fact, it just makes Bob want to demolish her that much more]] for taking such a cheap shot.

** Bob is actually a girl... but RealityEnsues.

* Alice works in a secret military operation, and one of her crew's missions shows that their Modus Operandi is to kick dictators and terrorists in the groin. (While they carry guns as well, they are just for show.)

** [[BallsOfSteel Bob is completely unaffected by the kick....]]

** Bob dodges Alice´s GroinAttack and kicks '''her''' in the groin.

** Bob had BallsOfSteel and Legs strong enough to hold Alice's in place. He also does not take dirty fighting well.

** Ruptured testicles won't matter as it was a fight to the death involving the local CombatPragmatist who just won.
** Bob just got kicked by a CombatPragmatist, and it only angers him. No matter, said CombatPragmatist follows with [[AHandfulForAnEye a handful of ground pepper to the eyes]]. If that fails, well there's still more dirty tricks where those came from.

Back to {{Groin Atta|ck}}- *OW!* Knock that off!

** [[PhallicWeapon An attack ''from'' the groin]]

** [[RealityEnsues Alice finds out the hard way that a boot to the jewels isn't necessarily the guaranteed fight-ender that Hollywood portrays it as.]] [[WouldHitAGirl Infact, it just makes Bob want to demolish her that much more]] for taking such a cheap shot.

** Bob [[WhatAnIdiot removes the cup from his pants to show it off]], Alice takes this chance to kick him again.

** Someone decides to learn [[CombatPragmatist Krav Maga]], which is based on [[CombatPragmatist doing what it takes to survive a fight]].

%%* '''Implied: {{OffscreenMomentOfAwesome Alice attempts to kick Bob. We don't see it, but Bob is seen writhing in pain afterwards.}}

** [[RealityEnsues Alice finds out the hard way that a boot to the jewels isn't necessarily the guaranteed fight-ender that Hollywood portrays it as.]] [[WouldHitAGirl Infact, it just makes Bob want to demolish her that much more]] [[TryingToCatchMeFightingDirty for taking such a cheap shot.]]

* '''Intended Audience Reaction''': A {{Mook|s}} is dispatched [[CombatPragmatist by a swift kick to the groin followed by an elbow hit to the neck]] or a DoubleTap to the back of head, showing the efficiency and training of the main character.

** [[PhalicWeapon An attack ''from'' the groin]]

** An attack ''from'' the groin, whether by UnusualWeaponMounting or BiggerIsBetterInBed. (Ex. [[FanFic/ThirtyHs GROINSAWS!]])

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* '''Intended Audience Reaction''': A {{Mook|s}} is dispatched [[CombatPragmatist by a swift kick to the groin followed by an elbow hit to the neck]] or a DoubleTap to the back of head, showing the [[{{Badass}} efficiency and training of the main character]].

** [[RealityEnsues Alice finds out the hard way that a boot to the jewels isn't necessarily the fight-ender that Hollywood portrays it as.]] [[WouldHitAGirl Infact, it just makes Bob want to demolish her that much more]] [[TryingToCatchMeFightingDirty for taking such a cheap shot.]]

** [[RealityEnsues Alice finds out the hard way that a boot to the jewels isn't necessarily the fight-ender that Hollywood portrays it as.]] [[WouldHitAGirl Infact, it just makes Bob want to demolish her that much more]] [[CatchMeFightingDirty for taking such a cheap shot.]]

* '''GenderFlipped''': Bob kicks Alice in the groin. Alice find it painful, much to her surprise.

** [[Webcomic/{{Shadowgirls}} Alice kicks Bob in the crotch so hard he]] [[BloodFromTheMouth vomits blood.]]

** Alternatively, any [[ShareTheMalePain groaning]] or referring to the fact the getting kicked in the crotch [[CaptainObvious hurts like the]] [[JustForPun dickens]].

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