History Narm / Fanfiction

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tfbw1y_mvA This]] [[IncestYayShipping Elsa/Anna]] [[Main/MikuMikuDance MMD]] ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'' video set to [[Music/ArianaGrande "Love Me Harder"]] has an unintentionally hilarious moment where Anna as a teenager pounces Elsa and screams "Touch Me, Elsa!". The slap Elsa gives her otherwise is the icing on the cake. The scene is really awkward and yet sad at the same time due to how much Anna craves her sister's attention (both romantically and in a general sense). The MMD in general suffers from making Elsa look perpetually like she's angry or that she always has bedroom eyes as well, which is also hilarious because it contrasts with Elsa's canon persona so hard.

* Any moment in ''FanFic/TheLifeAndTimesOfAWinningPony'' where they use the word "horse" in place of the word "whore".

* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/262894/Shy_Snootles Shy Snootles]] writes the most {{Wangst}}-ridden, over-the-top, TastesLikeDiabetes [[StarWars Skywalker]] dramas imaginable. "A New Life Part 1," "A New Life Part 2," and "The Hardest Test" are post-[[ReturnOfTheJedi ROTJ]] AU's that consist entirely of hysterical blubbering and sobbing over Anakin's DarkAndTroubledPast as Darth Vader and all sorts of wailing and crying over pain and forgiveness. The sheer melodrama is nothing short of awe-inspiring, and that's ''before'' you get to the equally hilarious reviewers who thought these were the most intense, gut-wrenching fics they'd ever read. It's also comprised of many, many overwrought [[WallOfText Walls Of Text]] which just ''beg'' for a DramaticReading.

** Richard crying [[PleaseWakeUp "Pah pah, up pah pah, up"]] when the DiabolusExMachina has left Snape chained to the floor becomes funny rather than heartrending for three reasons: Firstly, he's ''completely unharmed''. Secondly, it's hard not to hear it as the "oompa-oompa-oompa-pa" trombone from TheMusicMan. Thirdly, it's more than a bit reminiscent of the "Profesor [=McGoogle=] did a spell so that we were all chained up" scene in ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''.

* One of the many gems from the HannahMontana\WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda crossover named ''Fanfic/LovesHeartstrings'':

* The oeuvre of [[http://captainbobbin.deviantart.com/gallery/28452556?offset=0 Captain Bobbin]] is a prime source of narm of varying degrees, along with defying science at every opportunity and using a few offensive scenarios. He considers his earlier works to be an OldShame primarily for this reson.

* The oeuvre of [[http://captainbobbin.deviantart.com/gallery/28452556?offset=0 Captain Bobbin]] is a prime source of narm of varying degrees, along with defying science at every opportunity and using a few offensive scenarios.

* The oeuvre of [[http://captainbobbin.deviantart.com/gallery/28452556?offset=0 Captain Bobbin]] is a prime source of narm of varying degrees, along with defying science at every opportunity and using a few offensive scenarios. However, [[http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/027/2/6/xemsai___cb_romance_shorts_20_by_captainbobbin-d383ny3.html this extremely long story]] takes the cake in just the second paragraph.

* [[http://captainbobbin.deviantart.com/gallery/28452556?offset=0 This]] author's work is a prime source of narm of varying degrees, along with defying science at every opportunity and using a few offensive scenarios. However, [[http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/027/2/6/xemsai___cb_romance_shorts_20_by_captainbobbin-d383ny3.html this extremely long story]] takes the cake in just the second paragraph.

* LittleKuriboh's spinoff fic ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Marik & Bakura Go To Censored Town]]'' has a hilarious in-universe example - Yami Bakura is about to be tortured by Melvin, and he's pretty damn scared... until he realises that [[ItMakesSenseInContext Melvin's wearing nothing but a tiny purple thong]]. He points out that the thong makes the whole situation ridiculous.

* Throughout the ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' fic ''RespawnOfTheDead'', the Soldier goes steadily insane as he dodges Medic's attempts to give him medication for his schizophrenia. As a result of this, his shovel ends up talking to him and making his behavior more and more paranoid. This actually manages to be quite creepy... before it quickly barrels into the ridiculous, as the shovel starts to [[spoiler:hit on Soldier, and he eventually [[CargoShip has sex with it]].]] While it's obvious that this was intended to be [[{{Squick}} disgusting]] and disturbing, the whole situation is so mind-bendingly silly that it's hard to take it seriously. Trying not to think too hard about how it would be physically possible (which is a funny thought in and of itself), let's put it bluntly - try and say "[[spoiler:He fucked a shovel]]" while still keeping a straight face. Made even funnier by Soldier asking the shovel [[spoiler:if it was a boy shovel or a girl shovel, just so he could avoid being gay. With a ''shovel''.]]

** ''VideoGame/SonicExe'', which is now known to be a ClicheStorm of creepypasta points, such as noting when something looked "hyper-realistic," the narrator noting things to the exact number of seconds they occured in, and comparing an EvilLaugh to... Kefka's. In addition, there's the narrator listing up Sonic characters that died in the game alongside his actual friend, and in the end, [[spoiler:he's confronted by a Sonic.exe ''plushie'']].

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12033847/1/Warriors-Rewritten Warriors Rewritten]]'', the BigBad starts singing "Eenie meeny mini mo". It's meant to be creepily dissonant, but it just comes off as hilarious.

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11573965/1/Insomniac Insomniac]]'', a character just randomly runs into the lake and drowns herself. [BigLippedAlligatorMoment There's no foreshadowing of this, no emotional reaction by other characters; the act has absolutely nothing to do with previous events or characterization.]] It happens solely because the author wanted to shoehorn in a 'tragic' ending.

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11573965/1/Insomniac Insomniac]]'', a character just randomly runs into the lake and drowns herself. There's no foreshadowing of this, no emotional reaction by other characters; the act has absolutely nothing to do with previous events or characterization. It happens solely because the author wanted to shoehorn in a 'tragic' ending.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tfbw1y_mvA This]] [[IncestYayShipping Elsa/Anna]] [[Main/MikuMikuDance MMD]] ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'' video set to "Love Me Harder" has an unintentionally hilarious moment where Anna as a teenager pounces Elsa and screams "Touch Me, Elsa!". The slap Elsa gives her otherwise is the icing on the cake. The scene is really awkward and yet sad at the same time due to how much Anna craves her sister's attention (both romantically and in a general sense). The MMD in general suffers from making Elsa look perpetually like she's angry or that she always has bedroom eyes as well, which is also hilarious because it contrasts with Elsa's canon persona so hard.

* A ''BabysittersClub'' fanfic ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/487459/1/Fighting_to_Live this one, to be exact]]) features this gem: "My heart is failuring me!"

** Allysion and Muhammad are such blatant anti-religious [[StrawCharacter Straw Characters]] that it's difficult to take their depictions seriously. And Muhammed's [[OverlyLongName full name]] is even more narmy, simply due to its shameless AsLongAsItSoundsForeign and the fact that it ''uses the names of real-life Al Qaeda leaders''.
** The ''extremely'' grimdark setting is so over the top and trying so hard to be "edgy" that it comes off as silly; this is probably why the rewrite plays a lot of the darkness for BlackComedy and NarmCharm.

--> "And he threw his head high up into the air and let out [[SkywardScream a very loud and mournful NEIGH]]… just like the pony he was."

** Allysion and Muhammad are such blatant anti-religious [[StrawCharacter Straw Characters]] that it's difficult to take their depictions seriously. Jesus actually lampshades it in the rewrite.

** Richard crying [[PleaseWakeUp "Pah pah, up pah pah, up"]] when the DiabolusExMachina has left Snape chained to the floor becomes funny rather than heartrending for three reasons: Firstly, he's ''completely unharmed''. Secondly, it's hard not to hear it as the "oompa-oompa-oompa-pa" trombone from TheMusicMan. Thirdly, it's more than a bit reminiscent of the "Profesor [=McGoogle=] did a spell so that we were all chained up" scene in ''MyImmortal''.

* Narm/FalloutEquestria has its own page.

* KingdomHearts fanfics are a ''deep ocean'' of narm. If it's not for all the Yaoi fics laying around (which, BTW, take up 50-60% of the archive, considering there are ''70k+ fanfics'' on fanfiction.net), the ''exceedingly'' OOC fics, CrackPairing fics, Wangst-y fics, ''or'' the brain bleach inducing sex fics, then it has to be the fics that turn Kairi into an utter bitch who "gets in the way of Sora and Riku's love". You can make YouTube hits making dramatic readings of said [[SarcasmMode works of art.]]
* Fics shipping people IRL. One could only wonder what was going through the writer's mind while making fanfics shipping PewDiePie and Cryoatic, especially since the former ''has a girlfriend.'' The two might have caught on, since the ''actually did a dramatic reading of one such fic, while collectively laughing their asses off.'' [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TGhkmWCFjiA Watch it unfold right here.]]

* A [[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum PPC]] fic once featured a MarySue who screamed "My name is Salina Rose, and I AM A [[RougeAnglesOfSatin PIRATATE]]!"

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* KingdomHearts fanfics are a ''deep ocean'' of narm. If it's not for all the Yaoi fics laying around (which, BTW, take up 50-60% of the archive, considering there are ''70k+ fanfics'' on fanfiction.net), the ''exceedingly'' OOC fics, CrackPairing fics, Wangst-y fics, ''or'' the brain bleach inducing sex fics, then it has to be the fics that turn Kairi into an utter bitch who "gets in the way of Sora and Riku's love". You can make YouTube hits making dramatic readings of said [[SarcasmMode works of art.]]
* Fics shipping people IRL. One could only wonder what was going through the writer's mind while making fanfics shipping PewDiePie and Cryoatic, especially since the former ''has a girlfriend.'' The two might have caught on, since the ''actually did a dramatic reading of one such fic, while collectively laughing their asses off.'' [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TGhkmWCFjiA Watch it unfold right here.]]

* ''Any'' time someone tries to get clever while writing a sex scene. Admit it, hearing one's member described as a "throbbing giggle stick" or reading someone yell out "Here cums the mine digger!" has a tendency to elicit more laughter than arousal.
* From ''Fanfic/AlvanAnTheChipmunks3TheSecondSqueakuel'': "Brittany was screamin an experiencin pain like she'd never felt before, an Ian was laughin with pleasure an sadism as he made the tiny female chipmunk scream in agony an bleed very bad the bathroom floor was covered in a mix of blood an semen from Ians cock." Most of Alvin an the Chipmunks 3 is pretty narmy, but this sentence takes the cake.
* A ''BabysittersClub'' fanfic ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/487459/1/Fighting_to_Live this one, to be exact]]) features this gem: "My heart is failuring me!"
** "Did you take her temperance yet?"
* ''Fanfic/BartTheGeneral'' has this quite a bit with Homer/Omarn's {{Wangst}}, especially the infamous "Marge... yer breakin' my heart... MAAAAAARRRGGEE..."
* ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'': While "Have You Seen This Tiger?" is intended to be a {{Deconstruction}} of ThePrankster, Season 1's customary terrible grammar gets in the way.
--> '''Socrates:''' [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry You're making me angry, Calvin.]] And when I get angry, it makes me [[RougeAnglesOfSatin what]] to use my claws[[WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma ,]] and tear something up!
* ''Chocobo Nights'' is loaded with this.
** Tifa screaming "IT'S SO FURRY!" while being "ridden" by a Chocobo.
** Her ''[[TheImmodestOrgasm really]]'' [[TheImmodestOrgasm over-the-top orgasms]].
* From ''Fanfic/ChristianHumberReloaded''
** The main character yells "[[BigNo NOOO]]! WHOEVER DID THIS WILL PAY DEARLY, BECAUSE I LOVED THEM?" after finding the little girl who took him in and her father dead along with the rest of their village in the second chapter.
** "Soil, is my power." Supposedly, it was taken from the ''Anime/FinalFantasyUnlimited'' anime along with the Magun, but that doesn't make it much better.
** "I will rip out your hearts eat them then crap out your souls, you will taste oblivion, which tastes like Red Bull, which is disgusting!" Vash's attempt at a BadassBoast after combining his [[Anime/DragonBallZ Super Saiyan]] and [[OurDragonsAreDifferent dragon]] [[SuperMode forms]] in early Part 6.
*** What makes the above quote even worse is that it's ripped from an episode of Machinima/RedVsBlue.

* ''FanFic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen''. It's in the style of ''FanFic/MyImmortal.''
--> "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin HALF-BREAD]]!"
* A recent chapter of ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6533816/1/Forgive_Us_Our_Trespasses Forgive Us Our Trespasses]] has the resident OriginalCharacter LaughingMad after her plans to rectify her situation [[SailorEarth as a homunculus]] [[GoneHorriblyWrong go horribly wrong]]. Unfortunately, between "The cycle of the Ourobourus was a never ending cycle of biting yourself in the ass!" and the entire LaughingMad scene itself being a reference to [[Memes/CodeGeass LOLzaku]] ([[WordOfGod according to the author's notes]]), the whole thing becomes epically hilarious.
* From the ''Manga/DeathNote'' fic ''FanFic/GodsOfThisNewWorld'': [[ShockingSwerve "Meanwhile, L had been in a harrier jet overhead...]] He readied a missile to be fired, and unleashed fiery hell on [[spoiler: Mello]]."
* Fanfic-as-traced-comic HowIBecameYours is awash with Narm; in fact, one could say that ''every page'' is visual Narm just because of the terrible art, but the dialog and [[WallOfText Walls Of Text]] take it UpToEleven. The most famous would have to be "chard monster," but Aang, Zuko, and Sokka (who are adults here) going "yea lets get wasted!" comes a close second.
** There's also the part where Sokka screams "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin NAA]][[BigNo OOOOOOOO]]!" when being held in an awkward way by Sho after [[spoiler:Mai hits Azula in the chest with a knife]].
* Any moment in ''FanFic/TheLifeAndTimesOfAWinningPony'' where they use the word "horse" in place of the word "whore".

* Where to start with ''The Girl Who Lived''? You could simply say "everything the author inserted into the canon stories", but the real special mention must go to every single one of [[GodModeSue Rose]] [[JerkSue Potter's]] melodramatic, absurd speeches about whatever takes her fancy at that moment, which happen with alarming frequency (and are often accompanied by her floating in the air with her eyes glowing and winds blowing around her, as though it were not "dramatic" enough). Any speech that features an eleven year old girl reacting to a person she just met making mildly derogatory remarks by saying "You impugn the honor of my parents Malfoy, and those of my friend! Leave!", qualifies as Narm.
** According to that work's page, ''the author actually copied down the entire series word-for-word''. That's... wow.
* Most of ''Fanfic/TheLastWar''. The writing is serviceable if overwrought, but it doesn't take long for the plot to cross the line from tragedy into farce. Then there's the bit where Hermione's love for Harry is described as being "like [[AccidentalInnuendo golden water]]", the bit where they dance to "Always" by {{Erasure}} (aka the theme from ''RobotUnicornAttack'') and the bit where Series/TheATeam shows up for no apparent reason.

* The bondage!Ron scene in ''More Important Things'' is ''meant'' to be shocking and show us just how bad the Voldemort-ruled wizarding world is, but it's hard to take it seriously when RonTheDeathEater (who at this point is leading a pair of naked women on leashes like something from ''Literature/{{Gor}}'') might as well be [[DastardlyWhiplash twirling his moustache]]:
-->'''Ron:''' ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice I'm evoking pureblood law so you mudblood can get down on your knees and attend to my needs now, the half blood can have the pleasure of watching.]]''