History MemeticBadass / ProfessionalWrestling

* Before the tragedy, Wrestling/ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Website/{{GameFAQs}} users would even refer to him as "real life [[Franchise/MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]].

* Watch how Wrestling/OrangeCassidy brutalizes and utterly destroys legends like Wrestling/BillyGunn, Wrestling/TommyDreamer, and Wrestling/ChrisJericho with his powerful, punishing... [[CherryTapping shin taps]]. You'll be amazed how his opponents managed to survive, much less walk all that astonishing onslaught!

** Of course, all of them pale in comparison to Indian/Pakistani wrestler Ghulam Mohammad Baksh Butt, a.k.a. [[UrExample The Great Gama]] who was a legitimate undefeated world champion for more 52 years. Not 52 days, not 52 months, '''''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer 52 YEARS]]'''''.

* There's [[Film/TheTexasChainsawMassacre Leatherface]], there's [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]], and there's [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]], and they all [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Gz1AKz8mY bow down]] to Wrestling/SuYung.

** Of course, all of them pale in comparison to Indian/Pakistani wrestler Ghulam Mohammad Baksh Butt, a.k.a. [[UrExample The Great Gama]] who was a legitimate undefeated world champion for more 52 years. Not 52 days, not 52 months, '''''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer 52 YEARS'''''.

* There's [[Franchise/TheTexasChainsawMassacre Leatherface]], there's [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]], and there's [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]], and they all [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Gz1AKz8mY bow down]] to Wrestling/SuYung.

* [[Wrestling/EddieKingston "The Last of a Dying Breed"/"The War King" Eddie Kingston]]. The first man to knock Tursas off of his feet. He's this even by CHIKARA's family-friendly standards.

* [[Wrestling/RubyRiott Heidi Lovelace]] and [[Wrestling/KimberLee PrincessKimberlee]] made the [[BreakingTheGlassCeiling glass ceiling]] tap out to the Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} Special.[[note]]At back-to-back {{Season Finale}}s, each woman won a title that had previously been held only by men. In the "Pre-Show-A-Go-Go" before ''Tomorrow Never Dies'', December 6, 2014, Heidi [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGByqXoUb5o&t=3s defeated]] Missile Assault Ant (That's MISSILE! ASSAULT! ANT!) in the finals of the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/pa/e/chikara/chikara-yl.html CHIKARA Young Lions Cup]] Tournament. She would go on to be the second-longest reigning YLC Champion after the inaugural Champion Wrestling/{{Hallowicked}}. A year later, at ''Top Banana'' on December 5th, Princess Kimberlee cashed in her title shot from her team Crown and Court defeating The Wrecking Crew in the finals of the Challenge of the Immortals tournament and defeated Hallowicked for the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/pa/e/chikara/chikara-g.html CHIKARA Grand Championship]]. Because Heidi was still the Young Lions Cup Champion at the time, this was the first time in a non-women's promotion that both singles titles were held by women.[[/note]]

* [[RedBaron "The Loose Cannon"]] [[Wrestling/BrianPillman Brian FUCKING Pillman]] kicked throat cancer's ass, had to leave the [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague Cincinnati Bengals]] because he scared his own teammates, beat [[Wrestling/SidEudy Sid Vicious]] in a bar fight, with Sid making himself look even worse when the only thing he could find for a weapon was a squeegee and , at ''Wrestling/{{ECW}} [=Cyberslam=] 96'', threatened to "piss on this hellhole (the ECW Arena)", and the fans chanted "Let him piss!"

* Wrestling/DrDeathSteveWilliams once rescued a guy from a burning car by ''pulling the door right off of the car'', and, after getting busted open during an afternoon show, said "Stitch me up doc, I got a match tonight!"

* Wrestling/MasatoTanaka is CoveredInScars and [[NoOneShouldSurviveThat got up from the]] [[Wrestling/TheDudleyBoys Dudley Death Drop]].

* [[Wrestling/RubyRiott Heidi Lovelace]] and Wrestling/PrincessKimberlee made the [[BreakingTheGlassCeiling glass ceiling]] tap out to the Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} Special.[[note]]At back-to-back {{Season Finale}}s, each woman won a title that had previously been held only by men. In the "Pre-Show-A-Go-Go" before ''Tomorrow Never Dies'', December 6, 2014, Heidi [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGByqXoUb5o&t=3s defeated]] Missile Assault Ant (That's MISSILE! ASSAULT! ANT!) in the finals of the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/pa/e/chikara/chikara-yl.html CHIKARA Young Lions Cup]] Tournament. She would go on to be the second-longest reigning YLC Champion after the inaugural Champion Wrestling/{{Hallowicked}}. A year later, at ''Top Banana'' on December 5th, Princess Kimberlee cashed in her title shot from her team Crown and Court defeating The Wrecking Crew in the finals of the Challenge of the Immortals tournament and defeated Hallowicked for the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/pa/e/chikara/chikara-g.html CHIKARA Grand Championship]]. Because Heidi was still the Young Lions Cup Champion at the time, this was the first time in a non-women's promotion that both singles titles were held by women.[[/note]]

* [[Wrestling/RubyRiott Heidi Lovelace]] and Princess Kimberlee made the [[BreakingTheGlassCeiling glass ceiling]] tap out to the Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} Special.[[note]]At back-to-back {{Season Finale}}s, each woman won a title that had previously been held only by men. In the "Pre-Show-A-Go-Go" before ''Tomorrow Never Dies'', December 6, 2014, Heidi [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGByqXoUb5o&t=3s defeated]] Missile Assault Ant (That's MISSILE! ASSAULT! ANT!) in the finals of the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/pa/e/chikara/chikara-yl.html CHIKARA Young Lions Cup]] Tournament. She would go on to be the second-longest reigning YLC Champion after the inaugural Champion Wrestling/{{Hallowicked}}. A year later, at ''Top Banana'' on December 5th, Princess Kimberlee cashed in her title shot from her team Crown and Court defeating The Wrecking Crew in the finals of the Challenge of the Immortals tournament and defeated Hallowicked for the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/pa/e/chikara/chikara-g.html CHIKARA Grand Championship]]. Because Heidi was still the Young Lions Cup Champion at the time, this was the first time in a non-women's promotion that both singles titles were held by women.[[/note]]

** Wrestling/DeanMalenko made his heart attack tap out to the Texas Cloverleaf.[[note]]Malenko had a heart attack at 50 years old in 2010 and was back to work within days. '''DAYS''.[[/note]]

* Wrestling/KazuchikaOkada is so awesome that in his spare time of defending his 600+ days title in six star matches. He teaching [[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} King]] how to do [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJxP82I7_ls the Rainmaker]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBfN1NFgwkg defending earth]] from [[Manga/WorldTrigger neighbors]].

* Wrestling/TerryFunk. BadassGrandpa all the way.

* Wrestling/HeidiLovelace and Princess Kimberlee made the [[BreakingTheGlassCeiling glass ceiling]] tap out to the Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} Special.[[note]]At back-to-back {{Season Finale}}s, each woman won a title that had previously been held only by men. In the "Pre-Show-A-Go-Go" before ''Tomorrow Never Dies'', December 6, 2014, Heidi [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGByqXoUb5o&t=3s defeated]] Missile Assault Ant (That's MISSILE! ASSAULT! ANT!) in the finals of the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/pa/e/chikara/chikara-yl.html CHIKARA Young Lions Cup]] Tournament. She would go on to be the second-longest reigning YLC Champion after the inaugural Champion Wrestling/{{Hallowicked}}. A year later, at ''Top Banana'' on December 5th, Princess Kimberlee cashed in her title shot from her team Crown and Court defeating The Wrecking Crew in the finals of the Challenge of the Immortals tournament and defeated Hallowicked for the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/pa/e/chikara/chikara-g.html CHIKARA Grand Championship]]. Because Heidi was still the Young Lions Cup Champion at the time, this was the first time in a non-women's promotion that both singles titles were held by women.[[/note]]

* Wrestling/TerryFunk. Badass grandpa all the way.

* Wrestling/HeidiLovelace and Princess Kimberlee made the glass ceiling tap out to the Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} Special.[[note]]At back-to-back {{Season Finale}}s, each woman won a title that had previously been held only by men. In the "Pre-Show-A-Go-Go" before ''Tomorrow Never Dies'', December 6, 2014, Heidi [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGByqXoUb5o&t=3s defeated]] Missile Assault Ant (That's MISSILE! ASSAULT! ANT!) in the finals of the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/pa/e/chikara/chikara-yl.html CHIKARA Young Lions Cup]] Tournament. She would go on to be the second-longest reigning YLC Champion after the inaugural Champion Wrestling/{{Hallowicked}}. A year later, at ''Top Banana'' on December 5th, Princess Kimberlee cashed in her title shot from her team Crown and Court defeating The Wrecking Crew in the finals of the Challenge of the Immortals tournament and defeated Hallowicked for the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/pa/e/chikara/chikara-g.html CHIKARA Grand Championship]]. Because Heidi was still the Young Lions Cup Champion at the time, this was the first time in a non-women's promotion that both singles titles were held by women.[[/note]]

* Wrestling/TerryFunk. BadassGrandpa all the way.

* Wrestling/KennyOmega sees your five star match, and raises you a SEVEN STARS.

* One word: [[Wrestling/BraunStrowman BRAAUUUNNNNNNN!]] Everybody will get these hands! And HE'S NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
** A couple examples to justify him being here: He was once trapped in an ambulance which was then rammed with a truck. It took the jaws of life to get the thing open. When Strowman was finally freed, he refused medical help and walked off. Strowman has also tried to take out his opponents before a match by collapsing the RAW set on them! When he was fired for going that far, Strowman began rampaging backstage, the crown jewel was ''flipping over a truck''!

* Wrestling/TerryFunk. Badass grandpa all the way.

* [[RedBaron "The Loose Cannon"]] [[Wrestling/BrianPillman Brian FUCKING Pillman]] kicked throat cancer's ass, had to leave the [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball Cincinnati Bengals]] because he scared his own teammates, beat Sid Vicious in a bar fight, with Sid making himself look even worse when the only thing he could find for a weapon was a squeegee and , at ''Wrestling/{{ECW}} [=Cyberslam=] 96'', threatened to "piss on this hellhole (the ECW Arena)", and the fans chanted "Let him piss!"

* [[Wrestling/ExoticAdrianStreet "Exotic" Adrian Street]] can take an ugly wrestler and beat him till he's beautiful, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhLK6XPKCs so imagine what he could do to you.]]

* Wrestling/TheUndertaker. Forget about the streak, forget his in ring exploits, he [[Wrestling/TheMontrealScrewjob stood up to]] Wrestling/VinceMcMahon [[Wrestling/TheMontrealScrewjob for real and saved the WWF]].

* Wrestling/DrDeathSteveWilliams once rescued a guy from a burning car by ''pulling the door right off of the car'', and, after getting busted open during an afternoon show, said "Stitch me up doc, I got a match tonight!"
* There isn't a woman alive Hiroyo Matsumoto can't dominate. Hiroyo Matsumoto DESTROY!
* Jack Evans performed a ''shoot'' [[Wrestling/RobVanDam Vandaminator]] on Juventud Guerrera!
* Wrestling/ShinsukeNakamura will steal your thunder and drive his knee into your skull. His spit alone can grant you Macho Man's charisma.
* Wrestling/AJStyles is bulletproof to heel heat in America; he can make the "soccer mom hair" over with fans, and his Styles Clash is a DangerousForbiddenTechnique only he can do.
* Curt Hawkins [[note]] As of 2016 on WWE television anyway [[/note]]; fact- he doesn't use toilets, he scares the crap out of them; fact-[[TheGrimReaper Death]] once had a near Curt Hawkins experience; fact- sleep needs 8 hours of Curt Hawkins a day; fact- Amelia Earhart got lost looking for Curt Hawkins. The WWE Universe needs to [[CatchPhrase Face the Facts!]]
* [[https://twitter.com/WWEVacant Vacant]] [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling is a 13 time WWE world champion]], held the TNA world heavyweight title, has beaten everyone from Andre the Giant to John Cena, and has even held several Womens/Diva titles.[[note]]When the WWE Championship was, well, vacant, they represented this with a blank faced outline of a man with "Vacant" underneath it. People ran with it, acting as if it was an actual wrestler named Vacant. The joke was also used in TNA when Wrestling/AJStyles was stripped of his title. It's also joked that the blank outlines used to promote matches with mystery wrestlers/guest referees are actually all Vacant[[/note]]
* Wrestling/KazuchikaOkada is so awesome that in his spare time of defending his 600+ days title in six star matches. He teaching [[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} King]] how to do [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJxP82I7_ls the Rainmaker]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBfN1NFgwkg defending earth]] from [[Manga/WorldTrigger neighbors]].

** DistaffCounterpart: [[Characters/WWEDivas MAE YOUNG]] took a powerbomb off a rampway through a table to the floor at ''77'' years old. NeverMessWithGranny.

* Wrestling/TheUndertaker. Forget about the streak, forget his in ring exploits, he stood up to Wrestling/VinceMcMahon for real and saved the WWF.

* Wrestling/TerryFunk. BadassGrandpa all the way.