History Memes / TabletopGames

* '''"DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!"''': Named for a picture of a sword-wielding commissar riding a Leman Russ battle tank.

** Of course, [[YourMilageMayVary opinion may vary]]. The game may have been SoBadItsHorrible, but the voice acting was a rich source of {{meme}}s. "THE COWARDS, THE FOOLS! WE SHOULD TAKE AWAY THEIR...METAL BAWKSES!"

* [[{{DawnOfWar}} METAL BAWKSES!]]: A reference to the horrible lines and voice acting of the Chaos Lord Firaeveous Carron, in the SoBadItsHorrible expansion, Soulstorm.

* TANKRED: A [[{{KnightTemplar}} Black Templar]] Dreadnought from the comic Damnation Crusade, TANKRED only fights for bitches and booze. His endurance is legendary.

* [[{{ShoutOut}} Just]] [[{{XanatosGambit}} as]] [[{{DeathNote}} planned]]: The Fandom CatchPhrases of both Tzeentch and Eldrad Ultran, the biggest [[TheChessmaster chessmasters]] in the entire galaxy, with possible exception of [[MagnificentBastard Alpharius]]

* Macha, the ever-virgin: A meme coming once again from [[Imageboards /tg/]], this one references the Farseer from the original DawnOfWar, Macha, and how she will never, ever, lose her virginity.

* TANKRED ENDURES
** TANKRED IS IN IT FOR THE BITCHES.
* I HAVE AWOKEN!
** ...FROM A PARTICULARLY GOOD DREAM INVOLVING TWO SISTERS OF BATTLE. TWINS THEY WERE! PREPARE TO BE PURGED.

* Eldrad is a dick: Created on [[Imageboards /tg/]], this references the belief that Eldrad's master plans are only for his own self improvement, such as getting himself a CommissarCap.

** Steel Rehn! Some stay dry and others feel the pehn: A song made up from Boreale's strategy of steel rain. Sung to the tune of Chocolate Rain.

* Macha is never going get laid, ever: A joke involving the Farseer from the original DawnOfWar, the joke being that she is a hopeless virgin and will never get laid.

* '''"DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!"'''

** You forgot "standard issue steel balls". Yes even female guardsmen have them.
*** Especially that tank crew in ''[[CiaphasCain Death Or Glory]]'' that insisted on stopping at the ammunition dump that Cain had rigged to blow to pick up more ammunition so they could blow up the Orks that were chasing them.
* Tzeentch: [[XanatosRoulette Just]] [[DeathNote As Planned!]]: A ShoutOut to DeathNote, as both [[{{VillainProtagonist}} Light]] and [[TheChessmaster Tzeentch]] create incredibly convoluted plans. The CatchPhrase is shared with Eldrad.

* DOOMRIDER! NA! NA! NA!
** I DO COCAAAAAIIINEE!

** Eldrad: "Just as planned.": A Fandom CatchPhrase shared with Tzeentch concerning their numerous [[{{XanatosGambit}} Xanatos Gambits]].
*** [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Eldrad What a dick]].

* In the [[DarkerAndEdgier grimdark]] future of the grimdark grimdark, there is only grimdark.
* '''''[[BurnTheWitch (THAT'S) HERESY!]]'''''
** ''[[{{Commissar}} * BLAM* ]]''

* The [[RedshirtArmy Imperial Guard]]: fighting alien monsters with [[FrickinLaserBeams flashlights]] and [[BulletProofVest t-shirts]].

* Tzeentch: [[XanatosRoulette Just]] [[DeathNote As Planned!]]

* DA RED WUNS GO FASTA!
** Say it with me now: WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!
** ORKS WUZ MAED FO' FOITIN' AN' WINNIN'!
* Abaddon the Despoiler is an [[GeneralFailure incompetent fuckwit]]. Also, he has no arms.
* [[DawnOfWar Our enemies hide in METAHL BAWKSES!]]
** THE COWARDS, THE FOOLS!
** SINDRIIII!
** [[{{Horrible/Fanfic}} Squad Broken]]!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbRGg3e1b68 SPESS MEHREENS, TODEH THE ENEMEH IS AT OUR DOAR! WE KNOW OUR DUTEH AND WE WILL DO ET...]]
*** Steel Rehn! Some stay dry and others feel the pehn.
*** SPESS MEHREENS! WE HAVE FEHLED... THE EMPRAH!
* Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, who lost 100 Baneblades. That's as many as 10 10's.
** [[AndThatsTerrible And that's terrible.]]

* [[MoreDakka MORE DAKKA]].
* [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Kharn Kharn is a hell of a guy]].
** IT'S MY DAY OFF
** I'M THE NEW COMMISSAR NOW
** I WAS TRYING TO DRAW A DUCK

* Macha is never going get laid. Ever.
** Eldrad: "Just as planned."

* [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Angry_Marines ANGRY MARINES!!!]] ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!

* X FOR THE X GODS!! Y FOR THE Y THRONE!!

* [[{{Candlejack}} Squats should be brought ba...]]

* So there I was, editing TVTropes articles, when I hear this weird noise, like a distant rumbling sound. Glancing around the room, I deduced it was coming from behind my monitor. I stood up, walked around my desk to get a better view, when suddenly a frakking Baneblade roars out from behind the monitor, crushed my chair, and gunned down my entire Tau army on a nearby shelf. How the hell can a 300 ton tank sneak into my room? Must have taken some kind of tactical geni- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

* SPESS WOLVES, WE MAKE PLANETFALL IN OUR WOLFPODS AND OUR WOLFSHIPS IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT WOLF AND OUR WOLF LORDS WHAT WIELD WOLF CLAWS. FOR THE WOLFTIME!

* [[SoUnfunnyItsFunny Once upon a time there was a Black And White Space Marine On A Black And White Bike]]...
* Thin! Your! PAINTS!
** Drill! Your! BARRELS!
** "Augh, moldlines!"
** YOU PUT THE PAULDRONS ON THE WRONG WAY AROUND YOU RETARD.
** Pin! Your! TAINTS!
*** ''"Aah! Ooh!"''
* It was then that Hive Fleet Kraken recognized that its true spiritual liege was not the almighty hivemind, nor the Hive Tyrants that lorded over them, but Marneus Calgar, Chapter Master of the Ultramarines.
** '''''[[TheKhan WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!]]'''''
* Everyone is Alpharius.
** [[IAmSpartacus I'M ALPHARIUS!]]
* "FOR THE GREATER (insert) !!!"
** And "Yeah, we suck at close combat. It's a shame you'll never get there."

*** Especially that tank crew in Death Or Glory that insisted on stopping at the ammunition dump that Cain had rigged to blow to pick up more ammunition so they could blow up the Orks that were chasing them.

*** No, it's a GAZEBO!

** [[CaptainObvious DC15: Cave bears live in caves]]
** [[CaptainObvious DC20: Dire bears like to attack with their natural weapons]]
** Bears shit in the woods
** EverythingsWorseWithBears

* Lightning Warrior was a class someone created on the WoTC fourms as a joke. It has a wizard's spells and a warriors fighting ability and asked if it was underpowered because it didn't have a familiar (an ability that is actually considered a disadvantage to use, as if the weak pathetic animal that grants you meaningless bonuses dies, you lose a giant chunk of XP) and is unable to specialize (a more legitimate weakness, but generalist Wizards are still GameBreaker class). The class is now a running gag when recommending a class, with notes that it "sacrifices power for flavor".

** Standard oWoD player: a gamer equivalent of a {{wangst}}y {{Goth}} in both look and attitude. He [[{{wangst}} suffers]] on sessions and has problems with grasping the difference between game and RealLife.

** Standard oWoD player: a gamer equivalent of an EmoTeen. He plays the game to suffer.

** Justified in that one particular White Dwarf issue had Eldrad Ulthran cutting off Abaddon's arms. Games Workshop decided to ignore it.

** Well, it's really the Lash of Submission that is used by Lucius... [[SoYeah So yeah..]]

* [[RocksFallEveryoneDies Rocks fall, everybody dies.]]