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2nd Nov '17 8:02:16 PM LadyNorbert
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* ''Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse'' used the phrase occasionally, and finally Pee-Wee said, "Perhaps I will!"... about a bowl of fruit. [[https://youtu.be/6B6bXWuKWW0 The ceremony was lovely.]]

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* ''Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse'' used the phrase occasionally, and finally Pee-Wee said, "Perhaps "All right, I will!"... about a bowl of fruit.fruit salad. [[https://youtu.be/6B6bXWuKWW0 The ceremony was lovely.]]



** In another episode, Homer becomes a minister and starts officiating gay marriages. When Lovejoy complains and cites the Bible, Homer says "WhyDontYouMarryIt" and then pronounces them man and wife- with Lovejoy as the wife.

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** In another episode, Homer becomes a minister and starts officiating gay marriages. When Lovejoy complains and cites the Bible, Homer says "WhyDontYouMarryIt" and then pronounces them man and wife- wife - with Lovejoy as the wife.



* In the 'WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' episode "American Dream Factory", a prospective employee keeps bring up the perks at BestBuy, to the point where Stan yells out "WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY BEST BUY?!"

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* In the 'WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' episode "American Dream Factory", a prospective employee keeps bring up the perks at BestBuy, Best Buy, to the point where Stan yells out "WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY BEST BUY?!"



* There are some legends about female saints, who, confronted with the problem of being wooed by clingy suitors who wouldn't leave them alone, sent them their breasts, eyes, or whatever the male had complimented most, in a box, as if to imply: "If you like my eyes so much, why don't you marry ''them''?" This was ... mostly effective, although probably more because of NightmareFuel than anything else. (It should be noted that the Bible says to chop off whatever body part makes ''you'' do evil, it doesn't mention chopping off body parts that cause ''other people'' to act in an immoral way.)

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* There are some legends about female saints, who, confronted with the problem of being wooed by clingy suitors who wouldn't leave them alone, sent them their breasts, eyes, or whatever the male had complimented most, in a box, as if to imply: "If you like my eyes so much, why don't you marry ''them''?" This was ...was... mostly effective, although probably more because of NightmareFuel than anything else. (It should be noted that the Bible says to chop off whatever body part makes ''you'' do evil, it doesn't mention chopping off body parts that cause ''other people'' to act in an immoral way.)
26th Sep '17 12:13:25 AM Twiddler
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** Our chief DeadpanSnarker, [=GLaDOS=], even stoops to this when the player is holding on of her fallen personality cores, as quoted above.

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** Our chief DeadpanSnarker, [=GLaDOS=], even stoops to this when the player is holding on one of her fallen personality cores, as quoted above.
13th Sep '17 2:56:17 PM Discar
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--->"[[ForScience Science isn't about why, it's about why not]]! Why is [[ScienceIsBad so much of our science dangerous]]? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out]], [[BadBoss because you are fired]]!

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--->"[[ForScience --->'''Cave Johnson:''' [[ForScience Science isn't about why, it's about why not]]! Why is [[ScienceIsBad so much of our science dangerous]]? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out]], [[BadBoss because you are fired]]!fired]]! [[IsThisThingStillOn Not you, test subject, you're doing fine]]. Yes, you! Box, your stuff! Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.
20th Jul '17 7:39:58 PM Zordran
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* ''Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse'' used the phrase occasionally, and finally Pee-Wee said, "Perhaps I will!"... about a bowl of fruit. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs81piYG2G8 The ceremony was lovely.]]

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* ''Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse'' used the phrase occasionally, and finally Pee-Wee said, "Perhaps I will!"... about a bowl of fruit. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs81piYG2G8 [[https://youtu.be/6B6bXWuKWW0 The ceremony was lovely.]]
19th May '17 4:48:16 PM Prfnoff
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* An advertisement for Payless - a woman says that she likes [=BOGO=] ("buy one, get one") and the woman with her asks "Well, why don't you marry it?" The woman considers this, that she could be "Mrs. Payless [=BOGO=]."

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* An advertisement for Payless - a woman says that she likes [=BOGO=] ("buy one, get one") and the woman with her asks "Well, why don't you marry it?" The woman considers this, that she could be [[MrsHypothetical "Mrs. Payless [=BOGO=].""]]
19th May '17 4:46:15 PM Prfnoff
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* In ''Theatre/WestSideStory'', Baby John says that he loves Franchise/{{Superman}}. "So marry him," Snowboy snaps back.

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* In ''Theatre/WestSideStory'', Baby John John, commenting on a comic book he's reading, says that he loves Franchise/{{Superman}}. "So marry him," Snowboy snaps back.
19th May '17 2:38:54 PM Prfnoff
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* In ''Theatre/WestSideStory'', Baby John says that he loves Franchise/{{Superman}}. "So marry him," Snowboy snaps back.
30th Apr '17 2:49:10 PM Siempie
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->''"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL, I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"''

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->''"Maybe ->''[[AC: Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL, I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"''feel?]]''
15th Apr '17 3:46:35 PM nombretomado
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* In a ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}!'' guest strip by [[SomethingPositive Randy Milholland]], when Ethan defends the Nightrunner character from then-recent ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' comics, a customer replies "Jesus! If you love him so much, go fag-marry French Batman." Ethan calmly replies "He's fictional, sir, and gay marriage isn't legal yet. But I've got something just as wonderful." Cut to Ethan's boyfriend, in costume, declaring "Je suis ... ''Batman''!"

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* In a ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}!'' guest strip by [[SomethingPositive [[Webcomic/SomethingPositive Randy Milholland]], when Ethan defends the Nightrunner character from then-recent ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' comics, a customer replies "Jesus! If you love him so much, go fag-marry French Batman." Ethan calmly replies "He's fictional, sir, and gay marriage isn't legal yet. But I've got something just as wonderful." Cut to Ethan's boyfriend, in costume, declaring "Je suis ... ''Batman''!"
29th Mar '17 12:37:21 PM DaibhidC
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* In a ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}!'' guest strip by [[SomethingPositive Randy Milholland]], when Ethan defends the Nightrunner character from ''Comicbook/BatmanIncorporated'', a customer replies "Jesus! If you love him so much, go fag-marry French Batman." Ethan calmly replies "He's fictional, sir, and gay marriage isn't legal yet. But I've got something just as wonderful." Cut to Ethan's boyfriend, in costume, declaring "Je suis ... ''Batman''!"

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* In a ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}!'' guest strip by [[SomethingPositive Randy Milholland]], when Ethan defends the Nightrunner character from ''Comicbook/BatmanIncorporated'', then-recent ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' comics, a customer replies "Jesus! If you love him so much, go fag-marry French Batman." Ethan calmly replies "He's fictional, sir, and gay marriage isn't legal yet. But I've got something just as wonderful." Cut to Ethan's boyfriend, in costume, declaring "Je suis ... ''Batman''!"
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