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1st Aug '16 5:23:16 PM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10766595/4/Harry-Potter-Three-to-Backstep Harry Potter - Three to Backstep]]'' Harry curbs his reaction to fantasies of Hermione and Daphne naked by thinking of a naked ''Dolores Umbridge''.

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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10766595/4/Harry-Potter-Three-to-Backstep Harry Potter - Three to Backstep]]'' Harry curbs his reaction to fantasies of Hermione and Daphne naked by thinking of a naked ''Dolores Umbridge''.Dolores Umbridge.
1st Aug '16 9:15:45 AM DrFraud
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* In Richard Powell's ''Pioneer Go Home!'' the narrator recites the times table to keep himself from getting flustered by pretty girls. Unfortunately, due to a limited education he can never make it past seven times ten.
1st Aug '16 9:15:14 AM DrFraud
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** In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11761312/3/Heart-and-Soul Heart and Soul]]'' Hermione's father uses the Margaret Thatcher version to curb his reaction to an over-intimate [[HelloNurse Veela]] on a Muggle nude beach.

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** In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11761312/3/Heart-and-Soul Heart and Soul]]'' Hermione's father uses the Margaret Thatcher version to curb his reaction to an over-intimate [[HelloNurse Veela]] on a Muggle nude beach.



* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10766595/4/Harry-Potter-Three-to-Backstep Harry Potter - Three to Backstep]]'' Harry curbs his reaction to fantasies of Hermione and Daphne naked by thinking of a naked ''Dolores Umbridge''.



* In Richard Powell's ''Pioneer Go Home!'' the narrator recites the times table to keep himself from getting flustered by pretty girls. Unfortunately, due to a limited education he can never make it past ten times seven.

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* In Richard Powell's ''Pioneer Go Home!'' the narrator recites the times table to keep himself from getting flustered by pretty girls. Unfortunately, due to a limited education he can never make it past ten seven times seven.ten.
30th Jul '16 10:42:02 AM DarkHunter
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-->'''Kyle:''' Zits. Old people. Zits. Old people. GRAPEFRUIT!

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-->'''Kyle:''' -->'''Josh:''' Zits. Old people. Zits. Old people. GRAPEFRUIT!
8th Jul '16 5:10:53 AM StFan
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* Maccer from ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndrea'' [[ADateWithRosiePalms is a chronic masturbator]]. To get him to stop, his manager tells him to "Think of Thatcher". Unfortunately, that just turns him on more.

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* Maccer from ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndrea'' ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'' [[ADateWithRosiePalms is a chronic masturbator]]. To get him to stop, his manager tells him to "Think of Thatcher". Unfortunately, that just turns him on more.
8th Jul '16 5:06:17 AM StFan
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* In one chapter of ''[[Manga/AILoveYou A.I. Love You]]'', Hitoshi has been forced into a pair of underwear that will [[GroinAttack slap him in the crotch]] whenever he stirs and will ''explode'' if it reaches thirty slaps. He tries to avoid getting whacked by thinking about male body builders...[[TooDumbToLive while peeking in on the girls' locker room]]. (Un)fortunately, he loses focus for a second, the underwear slaps him, and the sound alerts the girls, who beat him up.

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* In one chapter of ''[[Manga/AILoveYou A.I. Love You]]'', ''Manga/AILoveYou'', Hitoshi has been forced into a pair of underwear that will [[GroinAttack slap him in the crotch]] whenever he stirs and will ''explode'' if it reaches thirty slaps. He tries to avoid getting whacked by thinking about male body builders... [[TooDumbToLive while peeking in on the girls' locker room]]. (Un)fortunately, he loses focus for a second, the underwear slaps him, and the sound alerts the girls, who beat him up.



[[folder:Comedy]]
* Early in his career, Creator/WoodyAllen told a story in a stand-up routine where he thought about baseball to "prolong the moment of ecstasy". He got so caught up in his imaginary baseball game that he didn't even realize that the woman already left.
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* ''ComicStrip/{{Rudi}}'' does this one time at a nude beach. Problem is that everything he tries to think of only makes him more horny. ("Square root of 4761 makes... 69! Shit, maths is too perverted!") Then, when he finally manages to get his RagingStiffie under control (by thinking about cancer) - a pissed-of wasp stings him several times in a male body part, making things even worse.

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* ''ComicStrip/{{Rudi}}'' ''ComicStrip/{{Rudi}}'': Rudi does this one time at a nude beach. Problem is that everything he tries to think of only makes him more horny. ("Square root of 4761 makes... 69! Shit, maths is too perverted!") Then, when he finally manages to get his RagingStiffie under control (by thinking about cancer) - -- a pissed-of wasp stings him several times in a male body part, making things even worse.



[[folder:FanWorks]]
* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': Female variant. In chapter 17 the female cast is holding a bachelorette party in a male strip club, and Asuka is trying to think of something else in order to not get too horny and make something stupid... so she starts thinking of her best friend getting married to "that monkey-faced brute" Touji Suzuhara (whom she can not stand).
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4632418/1/It-Can-t-Get-Worse It Can't Get Worse]]'': Shinji tries to summon this. He then decides he went too far with it and stops. What did he think of? ''[[ScaryShinyGlasses His]] [[ClaspYourHandsIfYouDeceive father]] [[{{Squick}} in a thong]]''.
* ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'': Invoked by Shinji during the fight against Gaghiel. To distract himself from Asuka's chest touching his back, he conjures up the picture of Gendo in a one piece and instantly regrets it.

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[[folder:FanWorks]]
[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' fics:
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''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': Female variant. In chapter 17 the female cast is holding a bachelorette party in a male strip club, and Asuka is trying to think of something else in order to not get too horny and make something stupid... so she starts thinking of her best friend getting married to "that monkey-faced brute" Touji Suzuhara (whom she can not stand).
* ** ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4632418/1/It-Can-t-Get-Worse It Can't Get Worse]]'': Shinji tries to summon this. He then decides he went too far with it and stops. What did he think of? ''[[ScaryShinyGlasses His]] [[ClaspYourHandsIfYouDeceive father]] [[{{Squick}} in a thong]]''.
* ** ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'': Invoked by Shinji during the fight against Gaghiel. To distract himself from Asuka's chest touching his back, he conjures up the picture of Gendo in a one piece one-piece and instantly regrets it.it.
** In chapter 23 of ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod'', Shinji is trying to keep his hormones under control, so he makes himself think of his father, hoping that the mental image will turn him off.



** Fanfic has a bit more of a PG version. After being challenged by Akane to not blush no matter what she does to him, Ranma tries to prevent himself from blushing by imagining Cologne in a string bikini.

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** Fanfic A fanfic has a bit more of a PG version. After being challenged by Akane to not blush no matter what she does to him, Ranma tries to prevent himself from blushing by imagining Cologne in a string bikini.



* In ''FanFic/FeverDreams'' when L lets Light back into his presence, Light has to work hard on focusing on the murder case L has given him instead of on L.
* There is an old ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fanfic called ''How to Warm up a Frigid Valentine'' where Harry and Ginny get stranded with wet clothes and no wands in a rickety old cabin in the middle of a snowstorm, and have to share a bed naked to keep each other warm. [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/590609/8/How-to-Warm-up-a-Frigid-Valentine When Harry wakes up at one point to find that Ginny has unconsciously cuddled up to him in her sleep,]] he starts rather desperately trying to think of a potions recipe to recite, in order to keep his mind off their situation. The first potion that finally pops into his head? The Shrinking Solution.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11761312/3/Heart-and-Soul Heart and Soul]]'' Hermione's father uses the Margaret Thatcher version to curb his reaction to over-intimate [[HelloNurse Veela]] on a Muggle nude beach.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3691757/11/Haunted-Jaded-Eyes Haunted Jaded Eyes]]'' Snape thinks of disgusting potion ingredients when he starts lusting after Harry.
* In chapter 23 of ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod'', Shinji is trying to keep his hormones under control, so he makes himself think of his father, hoping that the mental image will turn him off.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10191677/8/Still-I-Rise Still I Rise]]'' Harry thinks of a naked Snape, Filch and Dumbledore to try to curb his reaction to seeing Hermione in a wet school blouse.

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* In ''FanFic/FeverDreams'' ''Fanfic/FeverDreams'' when L lets Light back into his presence, Light has to work hard on focusing on the murder case L has given him instead of on L.
* There is an old ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fics:
** There is an old
fanfic called ''How to Warm up a Frigid Valentine'' where Harry and Ginny get stranded with wet clothes and no wands in a rickety old cabin in the middle of a snowstorm, and have to share a bed naked to keep each other warm. [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/590609/8/How-to-Warm-up-a-Frigid-Valentine When Harry wakes up at one point to find that Ginny has unconsciously cuddled up to him in her sleep,]] he starts rather desperately trying to think of a potions recipe to recite, in order to keep his mind off their situation. The first potion that finally pops into his head? The Shrinking Solution.
* ** In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11761312/3/Heart-and-Soul Heart and Soul]]'' Hermione's father uses the Margaret Thatcher version to curb his reaction to an over-intimate [[HelloNurse Veela]] on a Muggle nude beach.
* ** In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3691757/11/Haunted-Jaded-Eyes Haunted Jaded Eyes]]'' Eyes]]'', Snape thinks of disgusting potion ingredients when he starts lusting after Harry.
* In chapter 23 of ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod'', Shinji is trying to keep his hormones under control, so he makes himself think of his father, hoping that the mental image will turn him off.
*
** In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10191677/8/Still-I-Rise Still I Rise]]'' Harry thinks of a naked Snape, Filch and Dumbledore to try to curb his reaction to seeing Hermione in a wet school blouse.



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* In the Creator/SteveMartin movie ''Film/AllOfMe'', a woman is stuck in the body of the main character. He wants to sleep with another female character, but his 'roommate' objects and starts filling his head with images of dead kittens and old nuns.

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* In the Creator/SteveMartin movie ''Film/AllOfMe'', a woman is stuck in the body of the main character. He wants to sleep with another female character, but his 'roommate' "roommate" objects and starts filling his head with images of dead kittens and old nuns.



* MargaretThatcher again serves as anti-erection fodder in ''Film/BedroomsAndHallways'', where Leo, a gay man, is convinced to sit in a sauna with the fellow (straight) members of his support group.

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* MargaretThatcher UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher again serves as anti-erection fodder in ''Film/BedroomsAndHallways'', where Leo, a gay man, is convinced to sit in a sauna with the fellow (straight) members of his support group.



* In ''DaveBarry's Complete Guide to Guys'', Barry inclues advice for men on how to delay their orgasms, and suggests thinking of Margaret Thatcher, or, in extreme cases, [[FanDisservice Rush Limbaugh in a thong.]]

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* Creator/DaveBarry:
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In ''DaveBarry's ''Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys'', Barry inclues advice for men on how to delay their orgasms, and suggests thinking of Margaret Thatcher, or, in extreme cases, [[FanDisservice Rush Limbaugh in a thong.]]



-->'''Man:''' Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes...\\

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-->'''Man:''' --->'''Man:''' Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes...\\



* In the ''Series/That70sShow'' episode "Thanksgiving", Eric has to do this after making out with an attractive girl. His inner monologue goes: "Okay, baseball, Vietnam, UsefulNotes/RichardNixon, Pat Nixon, Pat Boone, the girl that gives the weather, no, no! Okay, jellyfish, really big spiders, come on, dig deep, dig deep, okay, the day we backed over Skipper in the driveway, instead of going to the county fair, I had to bury him in the backyard."
** Inverted later with Donna who thinks of sexy things.

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* In the ''Series/That70sShow'' episode "Thanksgiving", Eric has to do this after making out with an attractive girl. His inner monologue goes: "Okay, baseball, Vietnam, UsefulNotes/RichardNixon, Pat Nixon, Pat Boone, the girl that gives the weather, no, no! Okay, jellyfish, really big spiders, come on, dig deep, dig deep, okay, the day we backed over Skipper in the driveway, instead of going to the county fair, I had to bury him in the backyard."
**
" Inverted later with Donna who thinks of sexy things.



** "Zits. Old people. Zits. Old people. GRAPEFRUIT!"
* A RunningGag on ''Series/{{Glee}}'' is Finn thinking of the time he ran over a mailman in order to prevent himself... arriving early.
** It's made a plot point on "Never Been Kissed" when Sam needs to find his "mailman" and decides to think of Coach Bieste in various unflattering positions. It's so effective that the method spreads-in fact, it's ''too'' effective, soon the boys ([[RunningGag and Tina]]) actually start saying Bieste's name during makeout sessions, causing their partners to become suspicious. [[spoiler:[[MoodWhiplash And then Bieste finds out]], [[TearJerker and things get very unfunny]]]]. That's right, ''Series/{{Glee}}'' actually [[{{Deconstruction}} deconstructed the trope]].
* In an episode of ''MelissaAndJoey'', Joey has to constantly call his mom in order to distract him from having sexual thoughts about a friend of Melissa.
* In the ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' episode "What I Did for Love", Jefferson mentions that there was a time when he had to think about baseball to slow things down during sex; nowadays, he just wants to think about baseball.

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** "Zits.-->'''Kyle:''' Zits. Old people. Zits. Old people. GRAPEFRUIT!"
GRAPEFRUIT!
* A RunningGag on ''Series/{{Glee}}'' is Finn thinking of the time he ran over a mailman in order to prevent himself... arriving early.
**
early. It's made a plot point on "Never Been Kissed" when Sam needs to find his "mailman" and decides to think of Coach Bieste in various unflattering positions. It's so effective that the method spreads-in fact, it's ''too'' effective, soon the boys ([[RunningGag and Tina]]) actually start saying Bieste's name during makeout sessions, causing their partners to become suspicious. [[spoiler:[[MoodWhiplash And then Bieste finds out]], [[TearJerker and things get very unfunny]]]]. That's right, ''Series/{{Glee}}'' actually [[{{Deconstruction}} deconstructed the trope]].
* In an episode of ''MelissaAndJoey'', ''Series/MelissaAndJoey'', Joey has to constantly call his mom in order to distract him from having sexual thoughts about a friend of Melissa.
* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'':
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In the ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' episode "What I Did for Love", Jefferson mentions that there was a time when he had to think about baseball to slow things down during sex; nowadays, he just wants to think about baseball.



* In an episode of ''Series/{{Friends}}'', Joey mentions "baseball, or sandwiches, or... Chandler" as things he thinks of to keep himself from getting too "excited".
** Phoebe tries to follow his advice, but finds even baseball and sandwiches too sexy... thinking about Chandler, on the other hand, works fine.

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* ''Series/{{Friends}}'':
**
In an episode of ''Series/{{Friends}}'', episode, Joey mentions "baseball, or sandwiches, or... Chandler" as things he thinks of to keep himself from getting too "excited".
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"excited". Phoebe tries to follow his advice, but finds even baseball and sandwiches too sexy... thinking about Chandler, on the other hand, works fine.



* ''[[Series/WonderWoman Wonder Woman]]'': After immortal Princess Diana of [[LadyLand Paradise Island]] invokes WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove when she sees a man for the first time, her mother hilariously invokes this:

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* ''[[Series/WonderWoman Wonder Woman]]'': ''Series/WonderWoman'': After immortal Princess Diana of [[LadyLand Paradise Island]] invokes WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove when she sees a man for the first time, her mother hilariously invokes this:



-->'''Sam:''' ''(thinking)'' Look at her boobs, look at her boobs, look at her boobs, don't think about the walk-in [cooler]--DAMMIT!\\

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-->'''Sam:''' ''(thinking)'' ''[thinking]'' Look at her boobs, look at her boobs, look at her boobs, don't think about the walk-in [cooler]--DAMMIT!\\



'''Sookie:''' Oh all right (hugs him anyway).
* Discussed in ''TwoAndAHalfMen'':

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'''Sookie:''' Oh Oh, all right (hugs right. ''[hugs him anyway).
anyway]''
* Discussed in ''TwoAndAHalfMen'':''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'':



* An unusual variant in ''The Singing Detective'': the protagonist is having ointment rubbed into his body - ''all'' of his body - by an attractive nurse and is desperately trying not to become aroused. ([[TakeThat Most of the "unsexy" thoughts were about people the screenwriter hated.]])
* LazyTown had Bill Thompson captured by the "Evil Dudette"(who is the brother of the "Evil Dude") shouting out "You're an ugly girl!" & what Austin Powers said about Margret Thatcher without clothes on a cold day.

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* An unusual variant in ''The Singing Detective'': ''Series/TheSingingDetective'': the protagonist is having ointment rubbed into his body - ''all'' of his body - by an attractive nurse and is desperately trying not to become aroused. ([[TakeThat Most of the "unsexy" thoughts were about people the screenwriter hated.]])
* LazyTown had ''Series/LazyTown'' has Bill Thompson captured by the "Evil Dudette"(who is the brother of the "Evil Dude") shouting out "You're an ugly girl!" & what Austin Powers said about Margret Thatcher without clothes on a cold day.



-->4 times 5 is 30. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Help!

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-->4 -->'''Xander:''' 4 times 5 is 30. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Help!



--->'''Niles:''' Do you remember when we were young and we found that dead horse, crawling with maggots? Hold on to that image, you can ride that horse to safety!
--->'''Frasier:''' You're right. When it comes to unpleasant images, [[IncrediblyLamePun you can't beat a dead horse]].

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--->'''Niles:''' Do you remember when we were young and we found that dead horse, crawling with maggots? Hold on to that image, you can ride that horse to safety!
--->'''Frasier:'''
safety!\\
'''Frasier:'''
You're right. When it comes to unpleasant images, [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} you can't beat a dead horse]].



* In ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', Marshall tries to prolong sex with Lily to avoid a big fight they agreed that they wouldn't have until after they'd had sex. To slow things down, he starts thinking of unsexy things, such as roadkill, clipping toenails and bugs. But then he finds he's taken it too far and needs to rearouse himself, so he starts thinking of sexy things, such as bugs with boobs.

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* In ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'':
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Marshall tries to prolong sex with Lily to avoid a big fight they agreed that they wouldn't have until after they'd had sex. To slow things down, he starts thinking of unsexy things, such as roadkill, clipping toenails and bugs. But then he finds he's taken it too far and needs to rearouse himself, so he starts thinking of sexy things, such as bugs with boobs.



* Maccer from ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]'' [[ADateWithRosiePalms is a chronic masturbator]]. To get him to stop, his manager tells him to "Think of Thatcher". Unfortunately, that just turns him on more.

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* Maccer from ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]'' ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndrea'' [[ADateWithRosiePalms is a chronic masturbator]]. To get him to stop, his manager tells him to "Think of Thatcher". Unfortunately, that just turns him on more.



[[folder:Webcomics]]
* Slick from ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'' has to work really [[IncrediblyLamePun hard]] at this when he gets a hug from Monique.
* ''{{SSDD}}'' has this, when a guy has to go without sex for a while. Being around computer nerds, unsexy thoughts aren't hard to come by.
* ''SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' has a number of takes on this
-->"Oh, Steve! What gives you such amazing stamina?":\\

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[[folder:Webcomics]]
[[folder:Web Comics]]
* Slick from ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'' has to work really [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} hard]] at this when he gets a hug from Monique.
* ''{{SSDD}}'' ''Webcomic/{{SSDD}}'' has this, when a guy has to go without sex for a while. Being around computer nerds, unsexy thoughts aren't hard to come by.
* ''SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'':
** The comic
has a number of takes on this
-->"Oh,
this.
--->"Oh,
Steve! What gives you such amazing stamina?":\\



* Alan of ''{{Webcomic/Sunstone}}'', after being called by Ally to deal with the problem of her two subs, Lisa and Anne, being stuck in a harness with a vibrating egg between them without the key to the padlocks, tries without success to Think Unsexy Thoughts as he tries to work through the increasingly louder moaning, culminating in him having to [[IllBeInMyBunk head to the bathroom]].

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* Alan of ''{{Webcomic/Sunstone}}'', ''Webcomic/{{Sunstone}}'', after being called by Ally to deal with the problem of her two subs, Lisa and Anne, being stuck in a harness with a vibrating egg between them without the key to the padlocks, tries without success to Think Unsexy Thoughts as he tries to work through the increasingly louder moaning, culminating in him having to [[IllBeInMyBunk head to the bathroom]].



* Webomic/ElGoonishShive: [[InvertedTrope inverted]], [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1310 when Tedd needs to distract himself from science]] in order to pay attention to his date.
--> Think sexy thoughts, think sexy thoughts...

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* Webomic/ElGoonishShive: ''Webomic/ElGoonishShive'': [[InvertedTrope inverted]], [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1310 when Tedd needs to distract himself from science]] in order to pay attention to his date.
--> -->'''Tedd:''' Think sexy thoughts, think sexy thoughts...



[[folder:Web Original]]
* ''Series/FlandersCompany'': After Andromalia (a [[HornyDevils Succubus]]) has inflicted a RagingStiffie on Dr. Parker, Hippolyte is asked how he's resisting her influence (beyond a NoseBleed). Hippolyte's answer is that he's thinking about dead puppies. Lots of dead puppies.
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** Ned Flanders was also tempted with dangerous ideas about a woman that he was not married with. He urged himself to think about the Holy Bible. He failed, the Bible got some legs and began to play with the ribbon and "open" as a strip-tease dancer.

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** Ned Flanders was is also tempted with dangerous ideas about a woman that he was is not married with. He urged urges himself to think about the Holy Bible. He failed, fails: the Bible got gets some legs and began to play with the ribbon and "open" as a strip-tease dancer.




[[folder:Other]]
* Early in his career, Creator/WoodyAllen told a story in a stand-up routine where he thought about baseball to to "prolong the moment of ecstasy". He got so caught up in his imaginary baseball game that he didn't even realize that the woman already left.
[[/folder]]
5th Jul '16 10:08:34 PM TheBigBopper
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Sometimes, a man doesn't ''want'' to have [[RagingStiffie an erection]]. Either it's potentially physically hazardous, or there's a beautiful woman who he actually wants to spend time with and turning up with an obvious case of wood might not help (or both). It could be that he's just embarrassed to be seen in public that way. And sometimes, a man might be in the act, so to speak, and in need of some way to [[JizzedInMyPants delay the inevitable]].

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Sometimes, a man doesn't ''want'' to have [[RagingStiffie an erection]]. Either it's potentially physically hazardous, or there's a beautiful woman who he actually wants to spend time with and turning up with an obvious case of wood might not help (or both). It could be that he's just embarrassed to be seen in public that way. And sometimes, a man might be in the act, so to speak, and in need of some way to [[JizzedInMyPants [[SpeedSex delay the inevitable]].
31st May '16 4:46:06 AM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10191677/8/Still-I-Rise Still I Rise]]'' Harry thinks of a naked Snape, Filch and Dumbledore to try to curb his reaction to seeing Hermione in a wet school blouse.
21st Apr '16 1:35:28 AM Tron80
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* In chapter 23 of ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod'', Shinji is trying to keep his hormones under control, so he makes himself think of his father, hoping that the mental image will turn him off.
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