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31st Dec '15 5:55:27 AM PF
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* While stuck in an elevator with Mindy Simmons, a sexy new coworker, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] imagines his sisters-in-law, Patty and Selma, wearing towels and shaving their legs in the bathroom, as well as his best friend Barney in a polka dot bikini drunkenly humming the theme to ''[[Series/IDreamOfJeannie I Dream of Jeannie]]''. It doesn't work, as Barney morphs into Mindy. His mantra is the [[TropeNamer trope namer]]. Ironically, Mindy ''also'' had the same mantra as Homer.
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': ** While stuck in an elevator with Mindy Simmons, a sexy new coworker, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] Simpson imagines his sisters-in-law, Patty and Selma, wearing towels and shaving their legs in the bathroom, as well as his best friend Barney in a polka dot bikini drunkenly humming the theme to ''[[Series/IDreamOfJeannie I Dream of Jeannie]]''. It doesn't work, as Barney morphs into Mindy. His mantra is the [[TropeNamer trope namer]]. Ironically, Mindy ''also'' had the same mantra as Homer.
30th Dec '15 4:14:40 PM eroock
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21st Dec '15 6:04:45 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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* One page of ''Webcomic/OriginalLife'' has Fisk wake up with morning wood and a desperate need to pee. He tries to get rid of his RagingStiffie by doing this, but then his sleeping wife cuddles up to him...
10th Nov '15 6:05:30 PM nombretomado
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* In the ''Series/That70sShow'' episode "Thanksgiving", Eric has to do this after making out with an attractive girl. His inner monologue goes: "Okay, baseball, Vietnam, RichardNixon, Pat Nixon, Pat Boone, the girl that gives the weather, no, no! Okay, jellyfish, really big spiders, come on, dig deep, dig deep, okay, the day we backed over Skipper in the driveway, instead of going to the county fair, I had to bury him in the backyard."
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* In the ''Series/That70sShow'' episode "Thanksgiving", Eric has to do this after making out with an attractive girl. His inner monologue goes: "Okay, baseball, Vietnam, RichardNixon, UsefulNotes/RichardNixon, Pat Nixon, Pat Boone, the girl that gives the weather, no, no! Okay, jellyfish, really big spiders, come on, dig deep, dig deep, okay, the day we backed over Skipper in the driveway, instead of going to the county fair, I had to bury him in the backyard."
8th Aug '15 11:13:24 PM Mayhavecontrol
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-->"Oh, Steve! What gives you such amazing stamina?"\\
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-->"Oh, Steve! What gives you such amazing stamina?"\\** Also done with sports in this [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3814 strip]], from boxing to baseball to soccer... ending in senior league bowling.
27th Jul '15 1:05:56 AM MachRider1985
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[[folder:Fanfiction]] * ''It Can't Get Worse'': Shinji tries to summon this. He then decides he went too far with it and stops. What did he think of? ''[[ScaryShinyGlasses His]] [[ClaspYourHandsIfYouDeceive father]] [[{{Squick}} in a thong]]''. * ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'': Gendo in a one piece instead of a thong.
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[[folder:Fanfiction]] [[folder:FanWorks]] * ''It ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': Female variant. In chapter 17 the female cast is holding a bachelorette party in a male strip club, and Asuka is trying to think of something else in order to not get too horny and make something stupid... so she starts thinking of her best friend getting married to "that monkey-faced brute" Touji Suzuhara (whom she can not stand). * ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4632418/1/It-Can-t-Get-Worse It Can't Get Worse'': Worse]]'': Shinji tries to summon this. He then decides he went too far with it and stops. What did he think of? ''[[ScaryShinyGlasses His]] [[ClaspYourHandsIfYouDeceive father]] [[{{Squick}} in a thong]]''. * ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'': Invoked by Shinji during the fight against Gaghiel. To distract himself from Asuka's chest touching his back, he conjures up the picture of Gendo in a one piece instead of a thong.and instantly regrets it.
16th Jul '15 3:18:46 PM PF
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Either way, the solution is the same: to conjure up some image in the brain that draws attention away from the contents of the pants. Such an image is either hilariously mundane or hilariously horrific. In American media, the former option often takes the form "think about baseball!"[[note]]Which is ironic considering [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex this]].[[/note]]
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Either way, the solution is the same: to conjure up some image in the brain that draws attention away from the contents of the pants. Such an image is either hilariously mundane or hilariously horrific. In American media, the former option often takes the form "think about baseball!"[[note]]Which is ironic considering [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex this]].[[/note]] this.]][[/note]]
16th Jul '15 3:18:02 PM PF
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* In one chapter of ''Manga/AILoveYou'', Hitoshi has been forced into a pair of underwear that will [[GroinAttack slap him in the crotch]] whenever he stirs and will ''explode'' if it reaches thirty slaps. He tries to avoid getting whacked by thinking about male body builders...[[TooDumbToLive while peeking in on the girls' locker room]]. (Un)fortunately, he loses focus for a second, the underwear slaps him, and the sound alerts the girls, who beat him up.
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* In one chapter of ''Manga/AILoveYou'', ''[[Manga/AILoveYou A.I. Love You]]'', Hitoshi has been forced into a pair of underwear that will [[GroinAttack slap him in the crotch]] whenever he stirs and will ''explode'' if it reaches thirty slaps. He tries to avoid getting whacked by thinking about male body builders...[[TooDumbToLive while peeking in on the girls' locker room]]. (Un)fortunately, he loses focus for a second, the underwear slaps him, and the sound alerts the girls, who beat him up.
16th Jul '15 3:08:13 PM PF
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Sometimes, a man doesn't ''want'' to have [[RagingStiffie an erection]]. Either it's potentially physically hazardous, or there's a beautiful woman who he actually wants to spend time with and turning up with an obvious case of wood might not help (or of course, both). Or maybe he's just embarrassed to be seen in public that way. And sometimes, a man might be in the act, so to speak, and in need of some way to [[JizzedInMyPants delay the inevitable]]. Either way, the solution is the same - to conjure up some image in the brain that draws attention away from the contents of the pants. Such an image is either hilariously mundane or hilariously horrific. In American media, the former option often takes the form "think about baseball!"[[note]]Which is ironic considering [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex this]].[[/note]]
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Sometimes, a man doesn't ''want'' to have [[RagingStiffie an erection]]. Either it's potentially physically hazardous, or there's a beautiful woman who he actually wants to spend time with and turning up with an obvious case of wood might not help (or of course, both). Or maybe It could be that he's just embarrassed to be seen in public that way. And sometimes, a man might be in the act, so to speak, and in need of some way to [[JizzedInMyPants delay the inevitable]]. Either way, the solution is the same - same: to conjure up some image in the brain that draws attention away from the contents of the pants. Such an image is either hilariously mundane or hilariously horrific. In American media, the former option often takes the form "think about baseball!"[[note]]Which is ironic considering [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex this]].[[/note]]
16th Jul '15 3:05:03 PM PF
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* In one chapter of ''AILoveYou'', Hitoshi has been forced into a pair of underwear that will [[GroinAttack slap him in the crotch]] whenever he stirs and will ''explode'' if it reaches thirty slaps. He tries to avoid getting whacked by thinking about male body builders...[[TooDumbToLive while peeking in on the girls' locker room]]. (Un)fortunately, he loses focus for a second, the underwear slaps him, and the sound alerts the girls, who beat him up.
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* In one chapter of ''AILoveYou'', ''Manga/AILoveYou'', Hitoshi has been forced into a pair of underwear that will [[GroinAttack slap him in the crotch]] whenever he stirs and will ''explode'' if it reaches thirty slaps. He tries to avoid getting whacked by thinking about male body builders...[[TooDumbToLive while peeking in on the girls' locker room]]. (Un)fortunately, he loses focus for a second, the underwear slaps him, and the sound alerts the girls, who beat him up.

* ''It Can't Get Worse'': where Shinji tries to summon this trope... then decides he went too far with it and stops. What did he think of? ''[[ScaryShinyGlasses His]] [[ClaspYourHandsIfYouDeceive father]] [[{{Squick}} in a thong]]''.
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* ''It Can't Get Worse'': where Shinji tries to summon this trope... this. He then decides he went too far with it and stops. What did he think of? ''[[ScaryShinyGlasses His]] [[ClaspYourHandsIfYouDeceive father]] [[{{Squick}} in a thong]]''.

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