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31st May '16 4:46:06 AM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10191677/8/Still-I-Rise Still I Rise]]'' Harry thinks of a naked Snape, Filch and Dumbledore to try to curb his reaction to seeing Hermione in a wet school blouse.
21st Apr '16 1:35:28 AM Tron80
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* In chapter 23 of ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod'', Shinji is trying to keep his hormones under control, so he makes himself think of his father, hoping that the mental image will turn him off.
23rd Mar '16 3:00:27 PM DoctorCooper
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4th Mar '16 2:34:55 PM Antigone3
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* Early in the ''[[HeraldsOfValdemar Mage Winds]]'' trilogy, Darkwind rescues a woman who he finds sexually attractive, but who he thinks may be a HoneyTrap. (She is.) To counter his physical response to her, he concentrates on the monthly chore of scrubbing out the reservoir in his privy.

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* Early in the ''[[HeraldsOfValdemar ''[[Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar Mage Winds]]'' trilogy, Darkwind rescues a woman who he finds sexually attractive, but who he thinks may be a HoneyTrap. (She is.) To counter his physical response to her, he concentrates on the monthly chore of scrubbing out the reservoir in his privy.
3rd Mar '16 12:04:10 AM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3691757/11/Haunted-Jaded-Eyes Haunted Jaded Eyes]]'' Snape thinks of the most disgusting potion ingredients he knows when he starts lusting after Harry.

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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3691757/11/Haunted-Jaded-Eyes Haunted Jaded Eyes]]'' Snape thinks of the most disgusting potion ingredients he knows when he starts lusting after Harry.
3rd Mar '16 12:03:07 AM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3691757/11/Haunted-Jaded-Eyes Haunted Jaded Eyes]]'' Snape thinks of the most disgusting potion ingredients he knows when he starts lusting after Harry.


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* In Richard Powell's ''Pioneer Go Home!'' the narrator recites the times table to keep himself from getting flustered by pretty girls. Unfortunately, due to a limited education he can never make it past ten times seven.
16th Feb '16 4:59:40 AM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11761312/3/Heart-and-Soul Heart and Soul]]'' Hermione's father uses the Margaret Thatcher version to curb his reaction to over-intimate [[HelloNurse Veela]] on a Muggle nude beach.
14th Feb '16 6:49:19 AM Temmere
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* ''Film/NightMoves'': When main character Harry Moseby is asked why he doesn't respond to a teenager's clumsy attempts to be sexy, he jokingly responds that he thinks about things like "George Washington's teeth."
31st Dec '15 5:55:27 AM PF
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* While stuck in an elevator with Mindy Simmons, a sexy new coworker, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] imagines his sisters-in-law, Patty and Selma, wearing towels and shaving their legs in the bathroom, as well as his best friend Barney in a polka dot bikini drunkenly humming the theme to ''[[Series/IDreamOfJeannie I Dream of Jeannie]]''. It doesn't work, as Barney morphs into Mindy. His mantra is the [[TropeNamer trope namer]]. Ironically, Mindy ''also'' had the same mantra as Homer.

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While stuck in an elevator with Mindy Simmons, a sexy new coworker, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] Simpson imagines his sisters-in-law, Patty and Selma, wearing towels and shaving their legs in the bathroom, as well as his best friend Barney in a polka dot bikini drunkenly humming the theme to ''[[Series/IDreamOfJeannie I Dream of Jeannie]]''. It doesn't work, as Barney morphs into Mindy. His mantra is the [[TropeNamer trope namer]]. Ironically, Mindy ''also'' had the same mantra as Homer.
30th Dec '15 4:14:40 PM eroock
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