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* TheComicsCurmudgeon has a theory that the ''{{Archie}}'' comic strip is written by the "Archie Joke Generating Laugh Unit 3000" (the AJGLU-3000), a quasi-sentient but primitive, very large, computer that attempts to mimic human interaction for humor.
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* When the notoriously bloated Windows Vista first came out, some low-end machines still ended up getting installed with it, making users' computing experience with them akin to wading through treacle. Many people ended up resorting to downgrading back to Windows XP as a result, and Microsoft had to cave in and keep the older OS alive.
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* Inexperienced users, especially those who allow their machine to be infected with malware through not installing proper protection or otherwise, can turn their machine into examples of this trope.
* Older Windows machines which become bloated due to the need for continual software upgrades will eventually turn into examples of this trope.
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* Inexperienced users, especially those who allow their machine to be infected with malware through not installing proper protection or otherwise, can turn their machine into examples of this trope.
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* The computer produced by the original WayForward Technologies in Douglas Adams' ''Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency'', which Richard MacDuff advises police who have a non-functioning model would be best used as a giant paperweight. (They tried that, but then they'd have nothing to stop the door banging shut.) The same book also contains a very much defective example of the not-exactly-a-computer-in the-conventional-sense Electric Monk, which does all your believing for you.
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* The computer produced by the original WayForward Technologies in Douglas Adams' ''Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency'', which Richard MacDuff advises police who (who have a non-functioning model model) would be best used as a giant paperweight. (They tried that, but then they'd have nothing to stop the door banging shut.) The same book also contains a very much defective example of the not-exactly-a-computer-in the-conventional-sense Electric Monk, which does all your believing for you.
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* The computer produced by the original WayForward Technologies in Douglas Adams' ''Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency'', which Richard MacDuff advises police who have a non-functioning model would be best used as a giant paperweight. (They tried that, but then they'd have nothing to stop the door banging shut.) The same book also contains a very much defective example of the not-exactly-a-computer-in the-conventional-sense Electric Monk, which does all your believing for you.
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* Another early example being the Sinclair ZX80, which in addition to an (allegedly) barely usable keyboard had the design flaw of not being able to display anything whilst a key was being pressed (making it unsuitable for anything like games), as well as the available display area shrinking the more memory was used. Like it's younger and more famous brother the ZX81, which had some of these design flaws fixed, it also only had a measly 1K of RAM and monochrome display (even the Commodore VIC-20 had more than this). Nevertheless these trade-offs made it the first home computer in the UK available for under £100, ended up selling some 100,000 units and proving mass-market home computing was possible, leading to the phenomenally successful ZX81 and ZXSpectrum.
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* The Apple III is an early example, being (as Steve Wozniak described it) being designed more by committee than actual engineers. A poor cooling system and other design flaws led to reliability problems due to overheating, the real-time clock could fail with prolonged use, and poor software support meant that many users had to rely on the Apple II backwards-compatibility feature to run Apple II software. Unfortunately, this feature only worked in 40-line mode, ruining the III's advantage of built-in 80-line support when upgrading a II with an 80-line expansion card would have been much cheaper. Despite the design flaws being ironed out in later machines, it still ended up being a flop.
* When the notoriously bloated Windows Vista first came out, some low-end machines still ended up getting installed with it, making users' computing experience with them akin to wading through treacle. Many people ended up resorting to downgrading back to Windows XP as a result, and Microsoft had to cave in and keep the older OS alive.
* And of course Vista was nothing compared to Windows 98 and Me, notorious for Blue Screen of Death-ing, missing DLL files, "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down", and other instabilities.
* Inexperienced users, especially those who allow their machine to be infected with malware through not installing proper protection or otherwise, can turn their machine into examples of this trope.
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This is The Alleged Computer. This computer, to put it kindly, isn't the most viable to use to lollygag or search. In fact, you could probably benefit using an old mobile phone with internet capabilities over this type of "computer". Their best use is probably a novelty doorstop. If it runs overly slowly or breaks with a single touch, it definitely fits here.
If a computer is actually much more efficient than it looks, see WhatAPieceOfJunk.
If a computer is actually much more efficient than it looks, see WhatAPieceOfJunk.
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This is The Alleged Computer. This computer, to put it kindly, isn't the most viable to use to lollygag or search. In fact, you could probably benefit using an old mobile phone with internet capabilities over this type of "computer". Their best use is probably a novelty doorstop.
If it runs overly slowly or breaks with a single touch, it definitely fitshere.
here. If a computer is actually much more efficient than it looks, see WhatAPieceOfJunk.
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* Strong Bad from ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' apparently loves computers like this and uses them by choice. His first computer, the Tandy, fits this trope after Strong Bad continues to use it after it ''explodes''. The Compy doesn't show any negative qualities other than general obsolescence for its time, but the Lappy is known for being too heavy to be portable and has a battery life of five minutes. He mocks his friend The Cheat for using a modern Apple that doesn't have a text-based interface, he thinks a flat screen means someone cut half of the monitor away, and he thinks the Apple mouse is a bar of soap. Averted with his current computer, the Compé, which was current when the toons that featured it were made.
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* Strong Bad from ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' apparently loves computers like this and uses them by choice. His first computer, the Tandy, fits this trope after Strong Bad continues to use it after it ''explodes''. The Compy doesn't show any negative qualities other than general obsolescence for its time, but the Lappy is known for being too heavy to be portable and has a battery life of five minutes. He mocks his friend The Cheat for using a modern Apple that doesn't have a text-based interface, he thinks a flat screen means someone cut half of the monitor away, and he thinks the Apple mouse is a bar of soap. soap.
** His first computer, the Tandy, fits this trope after Strong Bad continues to use it after it ''explodes''.
** The Compy doesn't show any negative qualities other than general obsolescence for its time.
** The Lappy is known for being too heavy to be portable and has a battery life of five minutes.
** Averted with his current computer, the Compé, which was current when the toons that featured it were made.
** His first computer, the Tandy, fits this trope after Strong Bad continues to use it after it ''explodes''.
** The Compy doesn't show any negative qualities other than general obsolescence for its time.
** The Lappy is known for being too heavy to be portable and has a battery life of five minutes.
** Averted with his current computer, the Compé, which was current when the toons that featured it were made.
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->'''Strong Sad:''' Well, I hope that's for a new computer. You could get one like yours at a garage sale for, like... (chuckling) $15.
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* On ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', the school's aptitude tests are scored by a huge mainframe-like machine named "Emma", which takes some PercussiveMaintenance to operate. It said Bart should be a cop and Lisa a homemaker.
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** When Lisa's dishonest exam result pushes the school's average into the boundaries of acceptability, the school is awarded some money which is spent on, among other things, an IT department consisting of a single desktop computer, which was visibly about 15 years out of date at the time of the episode.
** The school's aptitude tests are scored by a huge mainframe-like machine named "Emma", which takes some PercussiveMaintenance to operate. It said Bart should be a cop and Lisa a
** When Lisa's dishonest exam result pushes the school's average into the boundaries of acceptability, the school is awarded some money which is spent on, among other things, an IT department consisting of a single desktop computer, which was visibly about 15 years out of date at the time of the episode.
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->'''Strong Sad:''' ''Well, I hope that's for a new computer. You could get one like yours at a garage sale for, like... (chuckling) $15.''
->'''Strong Bad:''' ''[[BlatantLies No]], shut up! Look, I'm gonna need to borrow, like, $900.''
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->'''Strong Sad:'''''Well, Well, I hope that's for a new computer. You could get one like yours at a garage sale for, like... (chuckling) $15.''
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->'''Strong Bad:''' [[BlatantLies No]], shut up! Look, I'm gonna need to borrow, like, $900.
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* Newton Pulsifer, in NeilGaiman's and TerryPratchett's ''Literature/GoodOmens'' has a singular knack for machinery. That is to say he can make it stop working just by trying to make it work. And he ''always'' buys the worst. His computers somehow always manage to be the early model with the hopelessly flawed chipset and the like. [[TheAllegedCar And don't ask about his car.]]
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* One ''Series/TalesFromTheDarkside'' episode "The Word Processor Of The Gods" has writer Richard Hagstrom receive a homemade word processor from his nephew Jonathan. The machine struggles with mundane text processing, but when commanded to [[RealityWarper rewrite his life]], the results are astounding.
* Subverted in the ''Series/TalesFromTheDarkside'' episode "The Word Processor Of The Gods" has writer Richard Hagstrom receive a homemade word processor from his nephew Jonathan. The machine struggles with mundane text processing, but when commanded to [[RealityWarper rewrite his life]], the results are astounding.
* Subverted in the ''Series/TalesFromTheDarkside'' episode "The Word Processor Of The Gods" has writer Richard Hagstrom receive a homemade word processor from his nephew Jonathan. The machine struggles with mundane text processing, but when commanded to [[RealityWarper rewrite his life]], the results are astounding.
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* Subverted in the ''Series/TalesFromTheDarkside'' episode "The Word Processor Of The Gods" has writer Richard Hagstrom receive a homemade word processor from his nephew Jonathan. The machine struggles with mundane text processing, but when commanded to [[RealityWarper rewrite his life]], the results are astounding.
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* ''Webcomic/GeneralProtectionFault'' - the secret organization of the Brotherhood of the Twisted Pair seek a geek "like none other, whose skills are without equal. He (or she) will initiate a golden age of geekdom, and lead a revolution of ideas that will revolutionize the computerized world." One of the tests is averting this trope with out-of-date machinery.
** Fooker passed by building a server out of computer equipment made from the late 1980s, when said components were at least a decade out of date.
** Sharon passed by writing down what you'd have to do in order to pull off a similar feat, using 20-year old equipment.
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** Fooker passed by building a server out of computer equipment madefrom in the late 1980s, when said components were at least a decade out of date.
** Sharon passed by writing down what you'd have to do in order to pull off a similar feat, using20-year old 20-year-old equipment.
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It's a rusty old computer that takes over a minute to perform a simple operation. A beaten-up computer that restarts unexpectedly and at the ''last'' time you would like it to.
This is The Alleged Computer. This computer, to put it kindly, isn't the most viable to use to lollygag or search. In fact, you could probably benefit using an old mobile phone with internet capabilities over this type of "computer". Their best use is probably a novelty doorstop. If it runs overly slowly or breaks with a single touch, it definitely fits here.
If a computer is actually much more efficient than it looks, see WhatAPieceOfJunk.
Compare TheAllegedCar and TheAllegedSteed, which are underperforming automobiles and horses. Also see NoBackwardsCompatibilityInTheFuture and OurGraphicsWillSuckInTheFuture.
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* Newton Pulsifer, in NeilGaiman's and TerryPratchett's ''Literature/GoodOmens'' has a singular knack for machinery. That is to say he can make it stop working just by trying to make it work. And he ''always'' buys the worst. His computers somehow always manage to be the early model with the hopelessly flawed chipset and the like. [[TheAllegedCar And don't ask about his car.]]
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* Holly from ''Series/RedDwarf'', Despite apparently having an I.Q of 3000, he (she in the later series) has gone very senile, and often blunderingly damages the people on the ship.
* In the ''{{Thunderbirds}}'' episode "Sun Probe", engineer "Brains" accidentally takes his experimental robot instead of a computer along on a rescue. When he's forced to ask the robot to make the calculations, it takes the robot a full 20 seconds (accompanied by obligatory clicks and whirrs) to make the calculation when (in spite of the pseudo-scientific nonsense-calculation used) it could have been solved on a pocket calculator as quickly as you could press the keys.
* One ''Series/TalesFromTheDarkside'' episode "The Word Processor Of The Gods" has writer Richard Hagstrom receive a homemade word processor from his nephew Jonathan. The machine struggles with mundane text processing, but when commanded to [[RealityWarper rewrite his life]], the results are astounding.
* Subverted in the ''Series/TalesFromTheDarkside'' episode "The Word Processor Of The Gods" has writer Richard Hagstrom receive a homemade word processor from his nephew Jonathan. The machine struggles with mundane text processing, but when commanded to [[RealityWarper rewrite his life]], the results are astounding.
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* In ''ComicStrip/KnightsOfTheDinnerTable'', B.A. had a Trash 80 nicknamed Molly whose slowness made it the butt of many jokes.
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* Strong Bad from ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' apparently loves computers like this and uses them by choice. His first computer, the Tandy, fits this trope after Strong Bad continues to use it after it ''explodes''. The Compy doesn't show any negative qualities other than general obsolescence for its time, but the Lappy is known for being too heavy to be portable and has a battery life of five minutes. He mocks his friend The Cheat for using a modern Apple that doesn't have a text-based interface, he thinks a flat screen means someone cut half of the monitor away, and he thinks the Apple mouse is a bar of soap. Averted with his current computer, the Compé, which was current when the toons that featured it were made.
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* In ''Webcomic/LeftoverSoup'' Jamie had a "Linux clusterfuck" of three laptops that were supposed to act as one machine but in practice didn't work without all three active at once and was much less powerful than even one of them by itself. He apparently bought the mess for $50 and the original creator had died with no documentation. Professional computer geek Ellen tried for a full day and night to make it work with one laptop but eventually just scrapped them and bought him a new laptop.
* ''Webcomic/GeneralProtectionFault'' - the secret organization of the Brotherhood of the Twisted Pair seek a geek "like none other, whose skills are without equal. He (or she) will initiate a golden age of geekdom, and lead a revolution of ideas that will revolutionize the computerized world." One of the tests is averting this trope with out-of-date machinery.
** Fooker passed by building a server out of computer equipment made from the late 1980s, when said components were at least a decade out of date.
** Sharon passed by writing down what you'd have to do in order to pull off a similar feat, using 20-year old equipment.
** Yoshi passed by having the computer equipment a college kid could buy on a budget confiscated by the FBI, because of what he did with it.
[[AC:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''
** Mr. Crocker's computer is horrendously slow enough to qualify.
** Averted when Timmy's dad made one himself and it works fine. [[DoomItYourself Unlike his other stuff.]]
* On ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' the school's aptitude tests are scored by a huge mainframe-like machine named "Emma" which takes some PercussiveMaintenance to operate. It said Bart should be a cop and Lisa a homemaker.
-> '''Strong Sad''', [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner sbemail]] gimmicks
It's a rusty old computer that takes over a minute to perform a simple operation. A beaten-up computer that restarts unexpectedly and at the ''last'' time you would like it to.
This is The Alleged Computer. This computer, to put it kindly, isn't the most viable to use to lollygag or search. In fact, you could probably benefit using an old mobile phone with internet capabilities over this type of "computer". Their best use is probably a novelty doorstop. If it runs overly slowly or breaks with a single touch, it definitely fits here.
If a computer is actually much more efficient than it looks, see WhatAPieceOfJunk.
Compare TheAllegedCar and TheAllegedSteed, which are underperforming automobiles and horses. Also see NoBackwardsCompatibilityInTheFuture and OurGraphicsWillSuckInTheFuture.
{{Walking Techbane}}s turn any computer around them into this trope.
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[[AC:Literature]]
* Newton Pulsifer, in NeilGaiman's and TerryPratchett's ''Literature/GoodOmens'' has a singular knack for machinery. That is to say he can make it stop working just by trying to make it work. And he ''always'' buys the worst. His computers somehow always manage to be the early model with the hopelessly flawed chipset and the like. [[TheAllegedCar And don't ask about his car.]]
[[AC:Live Action TV]]
* Holly from ''Series/RedDwarf'', Despite apparently having an I.Q of 3000, he (she in the later series) has gone very senile, and often blunderingly damages the people on the ship.
* In the ''{{Thunderbirds}}'' episode "Sun Probe", engineer "Brains" accidentally takes his experimental robot instead of a computer along on a rescue. When he's forced to ask the robot to make the calculations, it takes the robot a full 20 seconds (accompanied by obligatory clicks and whirrs) to make the calculation when (in spite of the pseudo-scientific nonsense-calculation used) it could have been solved on a pocket calculator as quickly as you could press the keys.
* One ''Series/TalesFromTheDarkside'' episode "The Word Processor Of The Gods" has writer Richard Hagstrom receive a homemade word processor from his nephew Jonathan. The machine struggles with mundane text processing, but when commanded to [[RealityWarper rewrite his life]], the results are astounding.
* Subverted in the ''Series/TalesFromTheDarkside'' episode "The Word Processor Of The Gods" has writer Richard Hagstrom receive a homemade word processor from his nephew Jonathan. The machine struggles with mundane text processing, but when commanded to [[RealityWarper rewrite his life]], the results are astounding.
[[AC:Newspaper Comics]]
* In ''ComicStrip/KnightsOfTheDinnerTable'', B.A. had a Trash 80 nicknamed Molly whose slowness made it the butt of many jokes.
[[AC:Web Animation]]
* Strong Bad from ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' apparently loves computers like this and uses them by choice. His first computer, the Tandy, fits this trope after Strong Bad continues to use it after it ''explodes''. The Compy doesn't show any negative qualities other than general obsolescence for its time, but the Lappy is known for being too heavy to be portable and has a battery life of five minutes. He mocks his friend The Cheat for using a modern Apple that doesn't have a text-based interface, he thinks a flat screen means someone cut half of the monitor away, and he thinks the Apple mouse is a bar of soap. Averted with his current computer, the Compé, which was current when the toons that featured it were made.
[[AC: Webcomics]]
* In ''Webcomic/LeftoverSoup'' Jamie had a "Linux clusterfuck" of three laptops that were supposed to act as one machine but in practice didn't work without all three active at once and was much less powerful than even one of them by itself. He apparently bought the mess for $50 and the original creator had died with no documentation. Professional computer geek Ellen tried for a full day and night to make it work with one laptop but eventually just scrapped them and bought him a new laptop.
* ''Webcomic/GeneralProtectionFault'' - the secret organization of the Brotherhood of the Twisted Pair seek a geek "like none other, whose skills are without equal. He (or she) will initiate a golden age of geekdom, and lead a revolution of ideas that will revolutionize the computerized world." One of the tests is averting this trope with out-of-date machinery.
** Fooker passed by building a server out of computer equipment made from the late 1980s, when said components were at least a decade out of date.
** Sharon passed by writing down what you'd have to do in order to pull off a similar feat, using 20-year old equipment.
** Yoshi passed by having the computer equipment a college kid could buy on a budget confiscated by the FBI, because of what he did with it.
[[AC:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''
** Mr. Crocker's computer is horrendously slow enough to qualify.
** Averted when Timmy's dad made one himself and it works fine. [[DoomItYourself Unlike his other stuff.]]
* On ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' the school's aptitude tests are scored by a huge mainframe-like machine named "Emma" which takes some PercussiveMaintenance to operate. It said Bart should be a cop and Lisa a homemaker.