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* "Take my wife... ''please!''"
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* "Take "[[AwfulWeddedLife Take my wife... ''please!''"''please!'']]"
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* AwfulWeddedLife
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* DirectionlessDriver
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* "...and then I got off the bus"/"pull back and reveal" (a form of TomatoSurprise). [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j9yBOXyPVc Deconstructed]] by Lee and Herring.
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* "...and then I got off the bus"/"pull back and reveal" (a form of TomatoSurprise). [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j9yBOXyPVc [[https://youtu.be/TZNnjz-ZNrE?t=13 Deconstructed]] by Lee and Herring.
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** "The music these kids listen to..."
** "Kids are so spoiled with all these electronic toys..."
** "Kids are so spoiled with all these electronic toys..."
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** "The "[[TheNewRockAndRoll The music these kids listen to..."
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**"Kids "[[PhoneaholicTeenager Kids are so spoiled with all these electronic toys..."]]"
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** "Bike helmets and seatbelts and sunscreen are garbage! When I was a kid..."
* "Hollywood is so messed up- sex is rated R or X/NC-17, and explosions are fun for kids!"
* "Hollywood is so messed up- sex is rated R or X/NC-17, and explosions are fun for kids!"
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** "Bike helmets and seatbelts and sunscreen are garbage! [[WhenIWasYourAge When I was a kid..."
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* "Hollywood is so messedup- up - sex is rated R or X/NC-17, and explosions are fun for kids!"
* "Hollywood is so messed
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* "... and then I got off the bus", otherwise known as 'pull back and reveal'. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j9yBOXyPVc Deconstructed]] by Lee and Herring.
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* "... and then I got off the bus", otherwise known as 'pull bus"/"pull back and reveal'.reveal" (a form of TomatoSurprise). [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j9yBOXyPVc Deconstructed]] by Lee and Herring.
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* "[[PsychoExGirlfriend My ex is a bastard/bitch.]]"
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* "[[PsychoExGirlfriend My ex is a bastard/bitch.an asshole.]]"
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->''"Did you ever notice how men leave the toilet seat up? [{{beat}}] [ChirpingCrickets] ...That's the joke."''
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->''"Did you ever notice how men leave the toilet seat up? [{{beat}}] [ChirpingCrickets] ...up?...[ChirpingCrickets]...That's the joke."''
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* "The people in the religion I was brought up with are INSANE."
* "The people in my race or ethnic group are INSANE."
* "The people in my part of the country are INSANE."
* "The people in my race or ethnic group are INSANE."
* "The people in my part of the country are INSANE."
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* "The people in my part of the country are INSANE.
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*** Latino comics go even further, making white men sound effeminate, or even [[CampGay gay]].
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*** Latino comics go even further, making white men sound effeminate, effeminate or even [[CampGay gay]].AmbiguouslyGay.
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* "[[PsychoExGirlfriend My ex-(boyfriend|girlfriend|husband|wife) is a (bastard|bitch).]]"
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* "[[PsychoExGirlfriend My ex-(boyfriend|girlfriend|husband|wife) ex is a (bastard|bitch).bastard/bitch.]]"
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*** YMMV on that one. While this describes [[WeAllLiveInAmerica intra-U.S. flights]] accurately, it's still a big spectrum with lots of variance. One surprising airline on the opposite extreme of that spectrum is El-Al: It installs expensive missile defense systems [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill on board all of its planes]], [[CrazyPrepared something no other airline does]], and yet, there's it still has enough spare money to offer free hot meals for ''all'' passengers on ''all'' flights. Given the average Israeli's tastes and El-Al's relatively palatial fleet choices[[note]]On a Tel Aviv to Paris flight, for example, Air France will only offer your typical intra-European fare - Narrow-Body A320, Overhead TV, Buisness Class is little more than Economy with prioritized service and a table replacing the middle seat. El Al, however, handles the Paris route with their long-haul 777s (plus the occassional 747 or 787) - the same 777s they use for Trans-Atlantic flights - half the time, and even the 737s and 767s they use the other half have an actual buisness class.[[/note]], that's not gonna change soon.
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*** YMMV on that one. While this describes [[WeAllLiveInAmerica intra-U.S. flights]] accurately, it's still a big spectrum with lots of variance. One surprising airline on the opposite extreme of that spectrum is El-Al: It installs expensive missile defense systems [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill on board all of its planes]], [[CrazyPrepared something no other airline does]], and yet, there's it still has enough spare money to offer free hot meals for ''all'' passengers on ''all'' flights. Given the average Israeli's tastes and El-Al's relatively palatial fleet choices[[note]]On a Tel Aviv to Paris flight, for example, Air France will only offer your typical intra-European fare - Narrow-Body A320, Overhead TV, Buisness Class is little more than Economy with prioritized service and a table replacing the middle seat. El Al, however, handles the Paris route with their long-haul 777s (plus the occassional 747 or 787) - the same 777s they use for Trans-Atlantic flights - half the time, and even the 737s and 767s they use the other half have an actual buisness class.[[/note]], that's not gonna change soon.
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*** YMMV on that one. While this describes [[WeAllLiveInAmerica intra-U.S. flights]] accurately, it's still a big spectrum with lots of variance. One surprising airline on the opposite extreme of that spectrum is El-Al: It installs expensive missile defense systems [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill on board all of its planes]], [[CrazyPrepared something no other airline does]], and yet, there's it still has enough spare money to offer free hot meals for ''all'' passengers on ''all'' flights. Given the average Israeli's tastes and El-Al's relatively palatial fleet choices [[note]]On a Tel Aviv to Paris flight, for example, Air France will only offer your typical intra-European fare - Narrow-Body A320, Overhead TV, no First Class, Buisness is little more than Economy with prioritized service and a table replacing the middle seat. El Al, on the other hand, handles the Paris route both with the 737s and 767s they send to most European Destinations, as well as 777s (plus the occassional 747 or 787) from its long-haul fleet.[[/note]], that's not gonna change soon.
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*** YMMV on that one. While this describes [[WeAllLiveInAmerica intra-U.S. flights]] accurately, it's still a big spectrum with lots of variance. One surprising airline on the opposite extreme of that spectrum is El-Al: It installs expensive missile defense systems [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill on board all of its planes]], [[CrazyPrepared something no other airline does]], and yet, there's it still has enough spare money to offer free hot meals for ''all'' passengers on ''all'' flights. Given the average Israeli's tastes and El-Al's relatively palatial fleet choices [[note]]On choices[[note]]On a Tel Aviv to Paris flight, for example, Air France will only offer your typical intra-European fare - Narrow-Body A320, Overhead TV, no First Class, Buisness Class is little more than Economy with prioritized service and a table replacing the middle seat. El Al, on the other hand, however, handles the Paris route both with the 737s and 767s they send to most European Destinations, as well as their long-haul 777s (plus the occassional 747 or 787) from its long-haul fleet.- the same 777s they use for Trans-Atlantic flights - half the time, and even the 737s and 767s they use the other half have an actual buisness class.[[/note]], that's not gonna change soon.
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*** YMMV on that one. While this describes [[WeAllLiveInAmerica intra-U.S. flights]] accurately, it's still a big spectrum with lots of variance. One surprising airline on the opposite extreme of that spectrum is El-Al: It installs expensive missile defense systems [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill on board all of its planes]], [[CrazyPrepared something no other airline does]], and yet, there's it still has enough spare money to offer free hot meals for ''all'' passengers on ''all'' flights.
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*** YMMV on that one. While this describes [[WeAllLiveInAmerica intra-U.S. flights]] accurately, it's still a big spectrum with lots of variance. One surprising airline on the opposite extreme of that spectrum is El-Al: It installs expensive missile defense systems [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill on board all of its planes]], [[CrazyPrepared something no other airline does]], and yet, there's it still has enough spare money to offer free hot meals for ''all'' passengers on ''all'' flights. Given the average Israeli's tastes and El-Al's relatively palatial fleet choices [[note]]On a Tel Aviv to Paris flight, for example, Air France will only offer your typical intra-European fare - Narrow-Body A320, Overhead TV, no First Class, Buisness is little more than Economy with prioritized service and a table replacing the middle seat. El Al, on the other hand, handles the Paris route both with the 737s and 767s they send to most European Destinations, as well as 777s (plus the occassional 747 or 787) from its long-haul fleet.[[/note]], that's not gonna change soon.
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*** YMMV on that one. While this describes [[WeAllLiveInAmerica intra-U.S. flights]] accurately, it's still a big spectrum with lots of variance. One surprising airline on the opposite extreme of that spectrum is El-Al: It installs expensive missile defense systems [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill on board all of its planes]], [[CrazyPrepared something no other airline does]], and yet, there's it still has enough spare money to offer free hot meals for ''all'' passengers on ''all'' flights.
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** Parodied in TheSimpsons with Rainier "[=McBain=]" Wolfcastle's "Why do men leave the toilet seat up?...[[DontExplainTheJoke That's the joke]]."
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** Parodied in TheSimpsons ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' with Rainier "[=McBain=]" Wolfcastle's "Why do men leave the toilet seat up?...[[DontExplainTheJoke That's the joke]]."
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* Kids saying the darndest things. Summed up by StewartLee as "Some of the things kids say are mad though. It's like they can only understand the world from the perspective of a child"
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* Kids saying the darndest things. Summed up by StewartLee Creator/StewartLee as "Some of the things kids say are mad though. It's like they can only understand the world from the perspective of a child"
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** A priest, a rabbi, and an ostrich walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kinda joke?"
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* "[[OutsideJoke Why don't they just make the planes out of the black box material?]]" [[labelnote:Because...]]It would be too heavy to fly, and an unbreakable plane [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou wouldn't help all those poor breakable folks inside anyway]].[[/labelnote]]
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* "[[OutsideJoke Why don't they just make the planes out of the black box material?]]" [[labelnote:Because...]]It ]][[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents It would be too heavy to fly, fly]], and an unbreakable plane [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou wouldn't help all those poor breakable folks inside anyway]].[[/labelnote]]
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-> [[TheStinger Thank you! I'll be here all night, folks!]]
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-> [[TheStinger Thank you! I'll be here all night, folks!]] folks! Don't forget to tip your waitresses! And try the veal!]]
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* "Excuse me, sir/madam, are you in show business?"
** "No."
** "Then get your feet off the stage!"
** "No."
** "Then get your feet off the stage!"
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Another form is BottomOfTheBarrelJoke, when the comedian uses a raunchy or off-color remark as low-effort "humor."
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Another form is BottomOfTheBarrelJoke, when the comedian uses a raunchy or off-color remark as low-effort "humor."
" There's also StockJokes, for all the specific jokes and punch lines we've all heard a million times.
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** It would have ended the series.
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** It would have ended the series. Also, it seems that everybody forgot about the reunion movies, where the castaways ''did'' get off the island.
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* "Why does my VCR always flash '12:00'?" (Reason: You're an idiot who can't comprehend simple procedures.)
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* "Why does my VCR always flash '12:00'?" (Reason: You're an idiot who can't comprehend simple procedures.)
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* [[OverusedRunningGag Seriously, what is it with airline food?]][[note]]There's nothing wrong with the food. Being at a high altitude causes humans to lose their sense of taste. [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle Now you know what the deal is]].[[/note]]
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* [[OverusedRunningGag Seriously, what is it with airline food?]][[note]]There's nothing wrong with the food. Being at a high altitude causes humans to lose their sense of taste. [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle Now you know what the deal is]].[[/note]]food?]]
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** "Tip your waitress\servers." "Try the veal."
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* [[WhiteDudeBlackDude "White people go like this, but black people go like this!]]"
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* "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week." Said after a joke that didn't go over.
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* "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week." Said after a joke that didn't go over. Also commonly used akin to the {{rimshot}} by [[LamePunReaction people saying lame puns]].
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* Sending [[ArtisticLicenseAstronomy a space mission to land on the sun]]-- at night, of course. [[InsaneTrollLogic Then, it'll be safe.]]
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** In the ''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail'' "12:00", Bubs and Strong Bad decide the best solution to this problem is to duct-tape a working alarm clock to the VCR.