History Main / StockShticks

21st Oct '17 8:43:04 AM ironballs16
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* "[[OutsideJoke Why don't they just make the planes out of the black box material?]]" [[labelnote:Because...]]It would be too heavy to fly, and an unbreakable plane [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou wouldn't help all those poor breakable folks inside anyway]].[[/labelnote]]

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* "[[OutsideJoke Why don't they just make the planes out of the black box material?]]" [[labelnote:Because...]]It ]][[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents It would be too heavy to fly, fly]], and an unbreakable plane [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou wouldn't help all those poor breakable folks inside anyway]].[[/labelnote]]
3rd Oct '17 11:16:06 AM jasonbres
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-> [[TheStinger Thank you! I'll be here all night, folks!]]

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-> [[TheStinger Thank you! I'll be here all night, folks!]] folks! Don't forget to tip your waitresses! And try the veal!]]
3rd Oct '17 11:09:18 AM jasonbres
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* "Excuse me, sir/madam, are you in show business?"
** "No."
** "Then get your feet off the stage!"
16th Sep '17 7:07:44 AM Jeduthun
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Another form is BottomOfTheBarrelJoke, when the comedian uses a raunchy or off-color remark as low-effort "humor."

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Another form is BottomOfTheBarrelJoke, when the comedian uses a raunchy or off-color remark as low-effort "humor."
" There's also StockJokes, for all the specific jokes and punch lines we've all heard a million times.
1st Sep '17 9:22:45 PM Crocket_Lawnchair
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** Atleast he got Strong Mad to laugh.
27th Aug '17 11:15:15 AM OnGreenDolphinStreet
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** It would have ended the series.

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** It would have ended the series. Also, it seems that everybody forgot about the reunion movies, where the castaways ''did'' get off the island.
5th Jul '17 10:59:22 AM Statzkeen
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* "Why does my VCR always flash '12:00'?" (Reason: You're an idiot who can't comprehend simple procedures.)

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* "Why does my VCR always flash '12:00'?" (Reason: You're an idiot who can't comprehend simple procedures.)



* [[OverusedRunningGag Seriously, what is it with airline food?]][[note]]There's nothing wrong with the food. Being at a high altitude causes humans to lose their sense of taste. [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle Now you know what the deal is]].[[/note]]

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* [[OverusedRunningGag Seriously, what is it with airline food?]][[note]]There's nothing wrong with the food. Being at a high altitude causes humans to lose their sense of taste. [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle Now you know what the deal is]].[[/note]]food?]]
8th May '17 11:46:14 AM case
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** "Tip your waitress\servers." "Try the veal."
16th May '16 8:21:07 PM igordebraga
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* [[WhiteDudeBlackDude "White people go like this, but black people go like this!]]"

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* * [[WhiteDudeBlackDude "White people go like this, but black people go like this!]]"
16th May '16 8:21:02 PM igordebraga
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* "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week." Said after a joke that didn't go over.

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* "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week." Said after a joke that didn't go over. Also commonly used akin to the {{rimshot}} by [[LamePunReaction people saying lame puns]].
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