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22nd Oct '16 8:42:35 PM Prfnoff
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** Similarly in ''Oedipus Tex'' by Music/PDQBach: "Well the moral of the story is, of course, // Don't love your mother, partner, save it for your horse // I guarantee you will be filled with great remorse // If you give your mom the love you should be saving for your horse."
22nd Oct '16 8:40:06 PM Prfnoff
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* In ''VideoGame/SpaceQuest IV'', one HaveANiceDeath message is "Smoking is bad for your health." It has nothing to do with cigarettes and everything to do with getting killed by the Sequel Police. To be more precise, getting shot and left with a smoking hole through your midsection.

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* In ''VideoGame/SpaceQuest IV'', one HaveANiceDeath message is "Smoking is bad for your health." It has nothing to do with cigarettes and everything to do with getting killed the smoldering exit wound just blasted through your midsection by the Sequel Police. To be more precise, getting shot and left with a smoking hole through your midsection.Police.
16th Oct '16 12:57:49 AM TheJayman49
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'''Frylock:''' Oh, it is...but we *** ing need it!
** ATHF also gave us:
-->'''Meatwad:''' "Well really the morale is that technology... and that that yellow padded chair in the living room is mine I, I called it from now on."

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'''Frylock:''' Oh, it is...but we *** ing ***ing need it!
** ATHF also gave us:
us from the episode "eDork":
-->'''Meatwad:''' "Well really the morale moral, is that technology... and technology, and... that that nice yellow padded chair in the living room is mine. That's mine I, and from now on I called it from now on.it."
24th Sep '16 1:39:54 AM SSJMagus
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'''Dipper: Well, I haven't learned anything! [whistles] Hey, Pacifica! Nathaniel Northwest didn't found Gravity Falls, and your whole family is a sham. Deal with it!\\

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'''Dipper: '''Dipper:''' Well, I haven't learned anything! [whistles] Hey, Pacifica! Nathaniel Northwest didn't found Gravity Falls, and your whole family is a sham. Deal with it!\\
18th Sep '16 11:29:47 AM SSJMagus
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--->'''Dipper:''' Man, revenge is underrated. That felt ''awesome!''

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--->'''Dipper:''' Aren't you gonna tell her about her ''[[PigLatin ate-gray ampa-gray]]''?\\
'''Mabel:''' You know what, Dipper? I've got nothing to prove. I've learned to see silly as awesome!\\
[{{beat}}]\\
'''Dipper: Well, I haven't learned anything! [whistles] Hey, Pacifica! Nathaniel Northwest didn't found Gravity Falls, and your whole family is a sham. Deal with it!\\
'''Pacifica:''' [[BigWhat What?! Mom!!!]]\\
'''Dipper:'''
Man, revenge is underrated. That felt ''awesome!''
12th Sep '16 3:10:41 PM Premonition45
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' frequently makes use of spoof Aesops. One memorable instance occurs at the conclusion of an episode where Lisa has persuaded UsefulNotes/BillClinton to issue an executive order overturning the results of an elementary school band competition;
-->'''Clinton''': If something doesn't go right, just complain until you get what you want.\\
'''Marge''': That's a pretty lousy lesson.\\
'''Clinton''': Well, [[TakeThat I'm a pretty lousy president]].

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' frequently makes use of spoof Aesops. One memorable instance occurs at the conclusion of an episode where "Saddlesore Galactica", when Lisa has persuaded UsefulNotes/BillClinton to issue an executive order overturning the results of an elementary school band competition;
-->'''Clinton''': Thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If something doesn't things don't go right, your way, just complain until you get what you want.\\
'''Marge''': [[LampshadeHanging That's a pretty lousy lesson.\\
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'''Clinton''': Well, Hey, [[TakeThat I'm a pretty lousy president]].



--->'''Homer''': Well, kids, you both tried your best and you both failed miserably. The moral is, never try.\\

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--->'''Homer''': -->'''Homer''': Well, kids, you both tried your best and you both failed miserably. The moral is, never try.\\



--->'''Marge''': Hasn't this experience taught you you can't believe everything you hear?\\

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--->'''Marge''': -->'''Marge''': Hasn't this experience taught you you can't believe everything you hear?\\


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** In "Monty Can't Buy Me Love", Homer offers an unusual version of the BeYourself Aesop to Mr. Burns:
-->'''Homer:''' To be loved, you have to be nice to people. Every day. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!
27th Aug '16 4:56:22 AM ading
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** From "Web Weirdos":
-->'''Jake''': Love like theirs will always find a way. [[ItMakesSenseInContext It'll crawl all over you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out.]]
21st Aug '16 2:00:08 PM MrMediaGuy2
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* ''ComicStrip/PhoebeAndHerUnicorn'':
-->'''Phoebe:''' I now understand that hair is ''far'' more important than pencil toppers. \\
'''Dakota:''' That's a stupid moral. \\
'''Phoebe:''' At least it's not a cliche.



* ''Webcomic/PhoebeAndHerUnicorn'':
-->'''Phoebe:''' I now understand that hair is ''far'' more important than pencil toppers. \\
'''Dakota:''' That's a stupid moral. \\
'''Phoebe:''' At least it's not a cliche.
31st Jul '16 4:38:43 AM Andyroid
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** At the end of ''The Beast with a Billion Backs'', after Bender "rescues" all the citizens of Earth from FluffyCloudHeaven and they all start bickering about various things (like Kif breaking up with Amy because she gave in to Zap Brannigan's sleazy charms while Kif was [[spoiler: temporarily dead]]), Bender announces that the moral of the story is that true love is all about having to wrangle with jealousy and other negative emotions.

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** At the end of ''The Beast with a Billion Backs'', after Bender "rescues" all the citizens of Earth from FluffyCloudHeaven and they all start bickering about various things (like Kif breaking up with Amy because she gave in to Zap Brannigan's sleazy charms while Kif was [[spoiler: temporarily dead]]), Bender announces that the moral of the story is that true love is all about having to wrangle with jealousy and other negative emotions.emotions (even launching into a parody of the "love is patient, love is kind" spiel from [[Literature/TheBible 1 Corinthians 13]]).



-->'''Dipper:''' Man, revenge is underrated. That felt ''awesome!''

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-->'''Dipper:''' --->'''Dipper:''' Man, revenge is underrated. That felt ''awesome!''
15th Jul '16 4:01:06 PM falcon2484
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* In the noveltytune "No Anchovies, Please" by the J. Geils Band, a curious young housewife calls a phone number she finds at the bottom of a can of anchovies. She's subsequently kidnapped by a shadowy organization and transformed into a bowling ball. Her poor husband sees and recognizes her later while he's watching ''Bowling for Dollars''. The lesson? "Next time you place your order, don't forget to say....'no anchovies, please.'"

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* In the noveltytune novelty tune "No Anchovies, Please" by the J. Geils Band, a curious young housewife calls a phone number she finds at the bottom of a can of anchovies. She's subsequently kidnapped by a shadowy organization and transformed into a bowling ball. Her poor husband sees and recognizes her later while he's watching ''Bowling for Dollars''. Dollars''. The lesson? "Next time you place your order, don't forget to say....'no anchovies, please.'"
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