History Main / SomeonesTouchingMyButt

-->'''Donna:''' Kelso, get your hand off my ass.\\

'''Donna:''' It's still there.\\

'''Kelso:''' ''[Laughs]'' Yeah.

-->'''Hamm:''' Alright, who's foot's in my face?

* ''WesternAnimation/FriskyDingo'': "Yeah, that's not a pickle."
** "I know. It's your penis."
*** "My penis. ''My peeeenis...''"

* In ''WesternAnimation/ParaNorman'': [[TheBully Alvin]] has a crush on [[TheCheerleader Courtney]] during all the movie, when the characters [[spoiler: stick together against the AngryMob]] they decide to hold hands.

-->'''Edd:''' Did you eat the sun again, Eddy?
-->'''Ed:''' Can you see what I'm doing?

---> '''[=MacArthur=]''': Who’s touching my butt?
---> '''Tom''': Trust me it is in no way intentional, but I can’t move my hand.

* ''Manga/BokuNoFutatsuNoTsubasa'' actually gets to use this [[http://www.mangavolume.com/index.php?serie=boku-no-futatsu-no-tsubasa&chapter=boku-no-futatsu-no-tsubasa-1&page_nr=35 both ways at once]] since the heroine is a fully functional hermaphrodite.

* ''Fanfic/MyRidonculousRace'': When the teams are crammed onto a crowded Tokyo subway train this exchange occurs.

* In ''Series/ICarly'' Halloween episode this happens when Sam and Carly run into a dark closet to escape the "Ghost"
-->'''Sam:''' Wait Whose butt is this?\\

'''Sam:''' Sorry

* In the movie ''Film/WithoutAClue'', a woman in a pub accuses one the patrons of pinching her bottom while her back was turned. A drunken SherlockHolmes steps forward and after rambling through the evidence, admits that he did it, and then pinches her again.

---> ''MacArthur'': Who’s touching my butt?
---> ''Tom'': Trust me it is in no way intentional, but I can’t move my hand.

** That might be *how* he planned to disguise his attempt to lift her phone.
*** That brilliant bastard...
-->'''L''' (looking ''very'' guilty): "U-uh... this is an outrage! Taking advantage of this situation is unforgivable! ''*to Misa*'' I swear I shall find whoever is responsible for this!" (''Misa laughs'')
-->'''Random Bystander''': "''I wanna touch her too!''"

Said item is usually either [[VisualInnuendo phallic]] or [[MarshmallowHell soft]] depending on who the people are. Can result in ThanksForTheMammary, a MegatonPunch (if person #2 is female), as well as evidence against the AccidentalPervert. NotWhatItLooksLike also commonly occurs when the lights come back on. Not to be confused with FlirtatiousSmackOnTheAss.

* {{Parodied| Trope}} on ''WesternAnimation/{{Kaeloo}}'', where Mr. Cat takes the opportunity to [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar grab Kaeloo's butt]] during a GroupHug. Understandably, she gets angry and tries to beat him up.

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** Rob Brydon winds up dancing with Christine Bleakley. After she coaches him into getting his body very tight against hers..
--->'''Rob:''' ''[slightly flustered]'' Can I just say... that's my phone.\\

* ''Manga/NininGaShinobuden'' naturally uses this when a Typhoon causes a blackout.

* In ''WesternAnimation/FlushedAway'', when Roddy and Rita are chained back to back, Rita tells Roddy to get a paperclip to pick the lock out of her back pocket. Judging my her shriek immediately afterwards, it's safe to assume that he... missed.

* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}'', [[FatGirl Krystal]] is blocking the entrance to the local convenience store with her bulk, and a crowd of people have gathered around behind her.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' have done it (of course) even if it wasn't the rectal area. When Homer gets the town to make the world's tallest human pyramid, Jimbo says to Kearney "Dude, you're touching my hand!" Both pull back and the pyramid collapses. After the fallout, we see Jimbo lying on the ground and Kearney collapsed on top of him. Jimbo: "Dude, you're lying on my legs!...Dude?"

--->'''Phil Ken Sebben:''' ...flamethrower, [[TheLordOfTheRings Ring of Power]], roll of quarters... wait, that's not a..."

* ''VideoGame/{{Grandia}}'': the party crawls through the sewers and this exchange occurs with the hero and the ActionGirl.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' have done it (of course) even if it wasn't the rectal area. When Homer gets the town to make the world's tallest human pyramid, Jimbo says to Kearney "Dude, you're touching my hand!" Both pull back and the pyramid collapses. After the fallout, we see Jimbo lying on the ground and Kerney collapsed on top of him. Jimbo: "Dude, you're lying on my legs!...Dude?"

* Janine in ''Series/TheRealGhostbusters'' whilst walking in a crowd trying to reach the Ghostbusters:

* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaAction'': The lights go out during the Train Murder Mystery episode.

--> '''Maria:''' I've found it!

--> '''Maria:''' Sorry.