History Main / ShutUpHannibal

[[caption-width:340:... a more thorough counterargument is not really needed. (And would probably waste time.)]]

-> ¿Por qué no te callas? (''Why don't you just shut up?'')
--> -- '''King Juan Carlos I''' of Spain, to Hugo Chavez. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Kzbo7tNLg View it here.]]

* In the final episode of ''{{Angel}}'' both hero and villain get a turn at this. First, in the midst of their climactic fight, Angel lectures Hamilton on how people who don't care about other people [[EvilCannotComprehendGood will never understand]] people like Angel, who do. Hamilton dismisses this in five brilliant words: ''[[spoiler:"Yeah, but we won't care"]]''. Then, as the fight continues, and Hamilton gains the upper hand over the vampire, he begins to boast about his own awesomeness, ending with: "The power of the Senior Partners runs through my blood!" Angel picks himself up, and smiles almost pitying at him before saying [[spoiler:"Can you pick out the one word you probably shouldn't have said?" and proceeding to drain him dry.]]

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[[caption-width:345:[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome "Allow me to present my counter-argument..."]]]]

--->'''Shepard''': You talk too much. ''[BANG!]''

* Similarly, in "War Stories", when Zoe deprives Niska of his speech when she chooses [[spoiler: to save Wash instead of Mal]].

* When Hugo Chavez was blasting the former Spanish prime minister, repeatedly interrupting his speech, and calling the previous PM a fascist, [[{{Cincinnatus}} King Juan Carlos I]] finally silenced him with five words. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome ¿Por qué no te callas?]] (Spanish for "Why don't you just shut up?") The words became [[MemeticMutation an overnight meme]] in the Spanish-speaking world.

* [[http://blogs.roanoke.com/dancasey/2009/10/30/my-strange-and-hilarious-brush-with-the-church-of-scientolgy/ A reporter from Virginia]] was roped into a Scientology lecture "out of sheer boredom" and was listening to the [[FanNickname scilon]] lady with a lisp go on and on about how he would be eternally healthy and gain super powers by becoming "Clear" (free of [[BewareOfHitchHikingGhosts thetans]]), to which he responds, [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome "Well, if you're really Clear then why do you have a lisp?"]] The woman went ''absolutely ape shit'', telling him to leave while hollering a blue streak at him. This editor [[LaughingMad laughed his ass off]] at it.
** [[SarcasmMode Wow. Mocking someone who has a speech impediment. How brave, bold, and original. Truly this man is a hero.]]

** Don't forget the first game, there Sora for the first time fights Maleficent. Before the battle she begins to rant about how nothing can stop her now from conquering the universe. Sora responded by telling her he'll stop her and not letting her win. Maleficent [[VillainousBreakdown didn't took the challenge well]].

-->''Deathtrap:'' "Fascinating! Teddy has approached ramming speed."

** And Naruto gave two of these to Pain right at the beginning of their fight. "Didn't I tell you to SHUT THE HELL UP?!"

** [[SarcasmMode Wow. Mocking someone who has a speech impediment. How brave, bold, and original. Truly this man is a hero.]]

* LooneyTunes:
-->'''Yosemite Sam:''' "For any one of you lilly livered bow legged varmints care to slap leather with me, in case any of ya get any idears, ya better know yer dealin with. I'm the hootinest, tootinest, shootinest, bobtail wildcat....I'm the fastest gun in the North, South, East and West of the Pecos!....I'm the...."

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* A particularly epic example comes from Toy Story 3, where Woody [[spoiler: exposes Lotso's lies to Big Baby.spoiler/]]
[[spoiler: "Then she threw us out!" "No, she lost you." "She replaced us!" "She replaced YOU! And if you couldn't have her, no one could! You lied to Big Baby and you've been lying ever since!"]]

** Angel has one earlier on to his own son:
--->'''Angel:''' Because I killed Holtz, except I didn't. I tried telling you that while you were busy offshore dumping me, but I didn't know the whole score. Holtz killed himself. Actually he had your buddy Justine do it with an ice pick. Just to make you hate me.\\
'''Connor:''' Even if, you still deserved it.\\
'''Angel:''' What I deserve is open to debate. But understand there is a difference between wishing vengeance on someone and taking it. So now the questions becomes: what do you deserve?\\
''[Connor suddenly jumps up from his chair and runs for the door, but Angel intercepts him, tossing him against the wall.]''\\
'''Angel:''' Daddy's not finished talking.

** Also '''brutally''' subverted in Lair of the Shadow Broker. [[spoiler:After defeating Tela Vasir, she ekes out a devastating {{The Reason You Suck Speech}} with her dying breath about Shepard's hypocrisy in working for Cerberus and (depending on choices) remaining a Spectre, while calling out Vasir for working for the Shadow Broker. The lack of a renegade option to shut her up is made all the worse by the fact ''she's right''. She also dies before Shepard can respond, giving her the last word.]]

* ''[=~D.Gray-Man~=]'': Cross has a rather hilarious and extremely awesome ShutUpHannibal moment, [[http://www.onemanga.com/D.Gray-Man/156/06/ here]]. See, that's why you don't try to lecture a JerkAss with a gun.