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** You just played a Ball Lightning? Big deal: I've got a direct damage card/creature with first strike/Prodigal Sorceror/Kris Mage/Stinging Barrier/ArcMage...Yeah, lots of ways to counter Ball Lightning.

--> ''Bunnie then punches Robotnik in the face]].''

* In ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh}}'', in the aftermath of the Duelist Kingdom duel between Yugi and Kaiba where Yugi loses due to an underhanded ploy by Kaiba, with Yugi having just entered a HeroicBSOD after stopping Yami from placing an attack that would have made Kaiba step off the edge of the castle, Anzu comforts Yugi, telling him that his grandfather would not have wanted to be saved that way. Kaiba then [[HannibalLecture interjects saying that Yugi should have went through with the attack.]] (In the manga, Kaiba even says that had the roles been reversed, Kaiba would have made the attack.) Anzu retorts by saying that he showed him compassion by sparing his life. From here, it becomes a case of AlternativeCharacterInterpretation, when Anzu goes into [[ThePowerOfFriendship friendship rant mode]], and you also consider that Kaiba has been doing this to save his little brother Mokuba. Naturally, given [[TheScrappy Anzu's reputation]], some people have sided with [[DracoInLeatherPants Kaiba.]] Objectively though, it can be agreed that instead of taunting Yugi/Yami, Kaiba shouldn't have [[CantSpitItOut been so secretive there]] and that berating Yugi for sparing his life was a [[JerkAss dick move]].
*** To be fair, at that point Anzu did NOT know about Mokuba being a hostage, and neither did the rest. They only came to know that quite a while later, and Yugi even [[TenderTears cries]] when he sees this.

* ''[[{{FinalFantasyXIII}} Lightning]]'' does this to [[spoiler: Orphan just before the [[{{MarathonBoss}} final]] [[{{AntiClimaxBoss}} final]] boss fight.]]. He only manages a creepy laugh and three words before she gives him a lecture that lasts about a minute. But it is an awesome minute.
-->"You don't believe in anything. You gave up on life before you were even born. Sat poisoning Cocoon from the inside, waiting for someone to come and destroy you. Sure, you think the end of the world is salvation. All you care about is death's release. So take it, and leave the rest of us alone.When we think there's no hope left, we keep looking until we find some. Maybe Cocoon is past saving, but it's out home, and we'll protect it or die trying! We live to make the impossible possible.... that is our Focus!"

[Lund turns, and Zoe knocks him out with the butt of her rifle]\\

** In the pilot, where Dobson is holding a gun to River's head, the Fed starts in on what he's going to do if anyone moves. Mal, who is just heading aboard the ship, ends the speech by shooting him in the head. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Without even breaking stride]].

-->'''Tony:''' I wanted to meet you. You've been making your investigative films for what, twenty years now? I wanted to ask: Have you changed anything? You've been uncovering disturbing things all over the world for twenty years now. Have you changed anything? You've worked very hard. Most people have no idea of the kind of work you've done. Intellectuals, critics, and activists follow your films closely, but culturally you're almost invisible, Mr. Pillinger. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Have you changed anything]]?

** After 300 chapters of being [[SmugSnake Smug]] and [[CurbStompBattle curbstomping]] everyone, Aizen recieves a '''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome really awesome one]]''' in Chapter 417 [[spoiler: at the hands of Ichigo. What did Ichigo say? Nothing, he tackled him and knocked him outside of the city.]]

* Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland: The Jabberwock gives is giving Alice the speech. She replies, "That's enough chatter," and chops off his tongue.

* [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Linkara]] does not use words to shut up any "Hannibals" out there. [[TalkToTheFist He punches 'em in the gut]] while screaming '''[[MemeticMutation "I AM A MAN!!!"]]'''.

** When Rex Raptor joins the side of the Orichalcos and gives a MotiveRant about why he did and why he's trying to kill Joey, Joey basically retorts, "You sold out the Human race just because I beat you at a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME. FUCK YOU."

* [[http://blogs.roanoke.com/dancasey/2009/10/30/my-strange-and-hilarious-brush-with-the-church-of-scientolgy/ A reporter from Virginia]] was roped into a UsefulNotes/{{Scientology}} lecture "out of sheer boredom" and was listening to the [[FanNickname scilon]] lady with a lisp go on and on about how he would be eternally healthy and gain super powers by becoming "Clear" (free of [[BewareOfHitchHikingGhosts thetans]]), to which he responds, [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome "Well, if you're really Clear then why do you have a lisp?"]] The woman went ''absolutely ape shit'', telling him to leave while hollering a blue streak at him. This editor [[LaughingMad laughed his ass off]] at it.

'''Dalek''': ''({{Beat}})'' You would make a good Dalek.

* A rare (sort of) villain-to-hero example occures in ''BabylonFive'', episode "Comes the inquisitor". After a lengthly questioning/torture/[[spoiler: SecretTestOfCharachter]] by the titular inquisitor his inerviewee Delenn decides to feed him some of his own medicine and deconstruct his cruel and nihilistic performance. It doesn't come out too well (or perhaps it ''does'' come out too well, it's just that he is not inclined to allow it to pass).

** Also, [[spoiler:Kagome]] deals one to [[CreepyChild Akago]] (the infamous demon baby) that's combined with [[spoiler:an AnguishedDeclarationOfLove to Inuyasha]]. Suits well, since Akago's recent {{Hannibal Lecture}}s were centered on [[spoiler:how her feelings for Inuyasha would never be reciprocated, how she only was second to [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter Kikyou]] in Inuyasha's mind according to Akago himself, etc. And then, Kagome gathers her act and tell ghim: "Yes, maybe I am. And maybe I'm jealous of her. But jealousy is a human emotion and I still love him! SO SHUT IT!"]] Definitely a huge CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

* Domon Kasshu from ''GGundam'' has a habit of doing this. Mostly because he has no interest in talking to his enemies when he can fight. The final villain didn't get further than a single line into his rant before Domon just said "Shut it."

--->Grimmjow attacks him, while Ichigo's back is turned, after a [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Reason You Suck Speech]] and [[spoiler:Ichigo catches the Grimmjow's blade while still looking at Orihime, turning to Grimmjow to say effectively you heard her Im not supposed to get hurt anymore]]

** Tsubasa's love interest Sanae pulls on on [[spoiler: her HopelessSuitor Kanda]]. When he tells her that Tsubasa doesn't csare about her and that's why [[spoiler: he hasnt come to talk to both of them]], she sees through it and tells him it's not true. [[spoiler: And right after that, Tsubasa shows up.]]
* ''UminekoNoNakuKoroNi'', third arc: [[spoiler:Kyrie's]] counter-speech to Envy. To summarize: "I see your envious childhood and raise you [[spoiler:being cheated on by my husband, who had a now-18-year-old son with the woman who replaced me.]]" Then while Envy is shocked at the one-upping of her envy, a [[SevenDeadlySins sin]] that ''she's supposed to be the embodiment of,'' [[spoiler:Kyrie [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome shoots her dead]].]]