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19th Nov '16 10:00:44 AM Morgenthaler
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* Website/CollegeHumor: One of the patients in the "UrbanLegend ER" video is a teenage boy who developed hair growth on his palms after masturbating.
16th Nov '16 8:13:47 AM Morgenthaler
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* In ''PoliceAcademy 2'', the disgruntled prankster recruit Mahoney swaps the overbearing [[DrillSergeantNasty man in charge of recruit training]]'s shampoo with fast-curing helmet repair epoxy. This has the desired effect of Supergluing the victim's hands to his head. When he finally manages to get his hands free, they are naturally covered with hair. When he asks a group of recruits if anyone can explain how this happened, Mahoney replies, "I can, sir. And if you don't stop, you'll go blind."

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* In ''PoliceAcademy 2'', ''Film/PoliceAcademy2TheirFirstAssignment'', the disgruntled prankster recruit Mahoney swaps the overbearing [[DrillSergeantNasty man in charge of recruit training]]'s shampoo with fast-curing helmet repair epoxy. This has the desired effect of Supergluing the victim's hands to his head. When he finally manages to get his hands free, they are naturally covered with hair. When he asks a group of recruits if anyone can explain how this happened, Mahoney replies, "I can, sir. And if you don't stop, you'll go blind."
11th Nov '16 3:29:38 PM LondonKdS
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* The early-Victorian BoardingSchool novel ''Eric, or Little by Little'', has a notorious passage warning boys in hysterical terms against masturbation, referred to obscurely as "Kibroth-Hattaavah", a place from the Book of Numbers in the Bible which translates from Hebrew as "grave of lust" (although the "lust" punished by God in the biblical story was actually lust for food, or gluttony, rather than sexual lust).
22nd Sep '16 9:09:43 PM nombretomado
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* BillCosby brilliantly lampooned the hypocrisy inherent in this trope in his "For Adults" album, with this exchange:

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* BillCosby Creator/BillCosby brilliantly lampooned the hypocrisy inherent in this trope in his "For Adults" album, with this exchange:
25th Jul '16 9:49:04 AM shokoshu
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[[ADateWithRosiePalms Masturbation]] portrayed as being bad for you, possibly making you go blind[[note]]There is some slight truth to this, as both ocular humor and ejaculate contain zinc, thus chronic masturbation could, in extreme cases, lead to a zinc deficiency that could harm the eyes. Nobody's known to have actually gone blind from it, though.[[/note]], go deaf, or grow hair on your palms.

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[[ADateWithRosiePalms Masturbation]] portrayed as being bad for you, possibly making you go blind[[note]]There is some slight truth to this, as both ocular humor and ejaculate contain zinc, thus chronic masturbation could, in extreme cases, lead to a zinc deficiency that could harm the eyes. Nobody's known to have actually gone blind from it, though. Alternative "scientific" explanation: Semen contains hyalorunidase, and eyeballs are made from hyalorunic acid. Sounds unhealthy when colliding. [[/note]], go deaf, or grow hair on your palms.
20th Jul '16 2:28:54 PM shokoshu
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* Scottish comedy duo Hale&Pace have the "Wanker Song" (technically, "The Folk Singers").
7th Jul '16 11:19:11 PM JoeMerl
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* In Literature/TheBible, Onan (in Genesis 38) was told to--in accordance with the duty of levirate marriage--have a child with Tamar, [[RomancingTheWidow the wife of his dead brother Er]]. He didn't want to give her a child that would not be considered truly his, so he practiced coitus interruptus (apparently without telling Tamar what he was planning). God was displeased and struck Onan down. While ostensibly only about Onan's refusal to get Tamar pregnant, traditionally this story has been interpreted about coitus interruptus in general and masturbation by extension.
** For what it's worth, one Jewish tradition, cited by Rashi, attributes Er's death to punishment for coitus interruptus as well (in this case, because he didn't want Tamar to get pregnant and lose her beauty).



* However, the story as actually written in Literature/TheBible doesn't have a "masturbation is evil" moral: Onan (in Genesis 38) was told to - in accordance with the duty of a brother-in-law as per the rules of the time/place - have a child with Tamar, [[RomancingTheWidow the wife of his dead brother Er]]. He didn't want to give her a child that would not be considered truly his so (we'll ''try'' to make this as un-graphic as possible while preserving the meaning, which isn't easy) he had sex with her, pulled out, and 'spilled the seed' instead. God was displeased and struck Onan down. It seems pretty clear what God had a problem with - and Onan's intent was ''explicitly spelled out,'' even.



* {{Discussed}} briefly in ''WesternAnimation/Daria,'' during one of [[BumblingDad Jake]]'s rambling speeches about his HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood:

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* {{Discussed}} briefly in ''WesternAnimation/Daria,'' ''{{WesternAnimation/Daria}},'' during one of [[BumblingDad Jake]]'s rambling speeches about his HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood:
7th Jul '16 11:09:50 PM JoeMerl
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* {{Discussed}} briefly in ''WesternAnimation/Daria,'' during one of [[BumblingDad Jake]]'s rambling speeches about his HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood:
-->"My teen years...a nightmare of shame and guilt. They didn't call it self-love then, Kevin. They called it self-''abuse.''"
8th Jun '16 10:25:19 AM WriterGirl2015
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* ''Manga/TokyoGhoul'': Torso's psychotic nature is further emphasized when he reveals in his diary to have [[spoiler: masturbated while thinking about his scarred torso. He gets off to the idea of cutting off Mutsuki's limbs and keeping him as a lover.]]
29th May '16 6:49:52 PM nombretomado
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* ''VideoGame/LunarSilverStarStoryComplete'' for the PS1 had a part where the lights go out and leave the party blind. Kyle says "I can't see! I'm blind! But I thought that was only a myth!" to which Nall replies "What do you mean? The cave went dark!" Jessica says "Trust me, Nall, you DON'T want to know what he's talking about."

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* ''VideoGame/LunarSilverStarStoryComplete'' for the PS1 [=PS1=] had a part where the lights go out and leave the party blind. Kyle says "I can't see! I'm blind! But I thought that was only a myth!" to which Nall replies "What do you mean? The cave went dark!" Jessica says "Trust me, Nall, you DON'T want to know what he's talking about."
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