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20th Jan '17 7:55:57 PM Game_Fan
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* Extremely common in scientific articles. A ''single issue'' of Cell[[note]]A prestigious biology journal[[/note]] included the following: "Antibiotics Take Radical Measures to Combat Bacteria"[[note *]]As in the make use of free radicals.[[/note]], "Getting to the Bones of Osteoporosis", "Digging Dpr into Bacterial Transformation", "InterSepting DNA Damage and the Cytoskeleton", and "NF-kB Pathway Quenches the Inflammasome".

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* Extremely common in scientific articles. A ''single issue'' of Cell[[note]]A prestigious biology journal[[/note]] included the following: "Antibiotics Take Radical Measures to Combat Bacteria"[[note *]]As Bacteria"[[note]]As in the they make use of free radicals.[[/note]], "Getting to the Bones of Osteoporosis", "Digging Dpr into Bacterial Transformation", "InterSepting "[=InterSepting=] DNA Damage and the Cytoskeleton", and "NF-kB Pathway Quenches the Inflammasome".
20th Jan '17 7:55:16 PM Game_Fan
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* Extremely common in scientific articles. A ''single issue'' of Cell[[note]]A prestigious biology journal[[/note]] included the following: "Antibiotics Take Radical Measures to Combat Bacteria"[[note *]]As in the make use of free radicals.[[/note]], "Getting to the Bones of Osteoporosis", "Digging Dpr into Bacterial Transformation", "InterSepting DNA Damage and the Cytoskeleton", and "NF-kB Pathway Quenches the Inflammasome".
19th Nov '16 5:22:45 AM bwehehehe
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* Philippine broadsheet ''Manila Standard'' came up with this [[https://i.onthe.io/0fgjhs7jnhue5qqnf.67972157.jpg headline]] describing witnesses who pointed at former justice secretary and now-senator Leila de Lima as a major figure in the country's drug trade: [[http://thestandard.com.ph/news/headlines/216741/witnesses-finger-leila.html "Witnesses finger Leila."]]

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* Philippine broadsheet ''Manila Standard'' came up with this [[https://i.onthe.io/0fgjhs7jnhue5qqnf.67972157.jpg headline]] describing witnesses who pointed at former justice secretary and now-senator Leila de Lima as a major figure in the country's drug trade: [[http://thestandard.com.ph/news/headlines/216741/witnesses-finger-leila.html "Witnesses finger Leila."]]"]] Needless to say, many were not amused with it.
19th Nov '16 5:21:13 AM bwehehehe
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* Philippine broadsheet ''Manila Standard'' came up with this [[https://i.onthe.io/0fgjhs7jnhue5qqnf.67972157.jpg headline]] describing witnesses who pointed at former justice secretary and now-senator Leila de Lima as a major figure in the country's drug trade: [[http://thestandard.com.ph/news/headlines/216741/witnesses-finger-leila.html "Witnesses finger Leila."]]
** Then you have GMA News coming up with a similar headline a couple of months later: [[http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/589169/news/nation/de-lima-expects-kerwin-espinosa-to-nail-her-in-drug-trade "De Lima expects Kerwin Espinosa to nail her in drug trade]].
11th Jan '16 1:22:51 PM phoenix
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* February 2000- Semi-professional team Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat pillars of Scottish [[TheBeautifulGame football]] Celtic 3-1 in a major upset which leads to John Barnes leaving as manager. The headline: "[[Film/MaryPoppins Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious]]"

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* February 2000- Semi-professional team Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat pillars of Scottish [[TheBeautifulGame [[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball football]] Celtic 3-1 in a major upset which leads to John Barnes leaving as manager. The headline: "[[Film/MaryPoppins Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious]]"
14th Aug '15 1:57:34 PM DaibhidC
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* Ugley and Nasty are two villages quite near each other in the UsefulNotes/HomeCounties. There's an urban legend that the local paper was once able to announce "NASTY MAN MARRIES UGLEY WOMAN" but no-one's ever found a source.
30th Jul '15 12:03:12 PM RAraya
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** Fifteen years later, the Sun titled its July 3, 2015 edition "Super Calais goes ballistic... Frenchies are atrocious" in response to the Eurotunnel crisis (first a strike by French truckers, and later an immigrant protest) that left many Britons stuck on the road.
18th May '15 4:49:50 PM MarkLungo
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* Prince Harry (known to the Army by his family name as "Captain Wales") returns to active duty in Helmand Province: "UsefulNotes/{{Wales}} [[YouFailGeographyForever Is In Afghanistan]]"

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* Prince Harry (known to the Army by his family name as "Captain Wales") returns to active duty in Helmand Province: "UsefulNotes/{{Wales}} [[YouFailGeographyForever [[ArtisticLicenseGeography Is In Afghanistan]]"In]] UsefulNotes/{{Afghanistan}}"
18th May '15 4:48:25 PM MarkLungo
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* Prince Harry (known to the Army by his family name as "Captain Wales") returns to active duty in Helmand Province: "[[UsefulNotes/LandOfMyFathersAndTheirSheep Wales]] [[YouFailGeographyForever Is In Afghanistan]]"

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* Prince Harry (known to the Army by his family name as "Captain Wales") returns to active duty in Helmand Province: "[[UsefulNotes/LandOfMyFathersAndTheirSheep Wales]] "UsefulNotes/{{Wales}} [[YouFailGeographyForever Is In Afghanistan]]"
8th May '15 8:53:52 PM nombretomado
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* Slate.com had an [[http://www.slate.com/id/2297924/ Explainer article]] discussing whether kids were harmed more by viewing sex or violence. The headline: [[GeorgeWBush Bush v. Gore]]

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* Slate.com had an [[http://www.slate.com/id/2297924/ Explainer article]] discussing whether kids were harmed more by viewing sex or violence. The headline: [[GeorgeWBush [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush Bush v. Gore]]
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