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11th Jan '16 1:22:51 PM phoenix
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* February 2000- Semi-professional team Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat pillars of Scottish [[TheBeautifulGame football]] Celtic 3-1 in a major upset which leads to John Barnes leaving as manager. The headline: "[[Film/MaryPoppins Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious]]"
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* February 2000- Semi-professional team Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat pillars of Scottish [[TheBeautifulGame [[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball football]] Celtic 3-1 in a major upset which leads to John Barnes leaving as manager. The headline: "[[Film/MaryPoppins Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious]]"
14th Aug '15 1:57:34 PM DaibhidC
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* Ugley and Nasty are two villages quite near each other in the UsefulNotes/HomeCounties. There's an urban legend that the local paper was once able to announce "NASTY MAN MARRIES UGLEY WOMAN" but no-one's ever found a source.
30th Jul '15 12:03:12 PM RAraya
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** Fifteen years later, the Sun titled its July 3, 2015 edition "Super Calais goes ballistic... Frenchies are atrocious" in response to the Eurotunnel crisis (first a strike by French truckers, and later an immigrant protest) that left many Britons stuck on the road.
18th May '15 4:49:50 PM MarkLungo
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* Prince Harry (known to the Army by his family name as "Captain Wales") returns to active duty in Helmand Province: "UsefulNotes/{{Wales}} [[YouFailGeographyForever Is In Afghanistan]]"
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* Prince Harry (known to the Army by his family name as "Captain Wales") returns to active duty in Helmand Province: "UsefulNotes/{{Wales}} [[YouFailGeographyForever [[ArtisticLicenseGeography Is In Afghanistan]]"In]] UsefulNotes/{{Afghanistan}}"
18th May '15 4:48:25 PM MarkLungo
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* Prince Harry (known to the Army by his family name as "Captain Wales") returns to active duty in Helmand Province: "[[UsefulNotes/LandOfMyFathersAndTheirSheep Wales]] [[YouFailGeographyForever Is In Afghanistan]]"
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* Prince Harry (known to the Army by his family name as "Captain Wales") returns to active duty in Helmand Province: "[[UsefulNotes/LandOfMyFathersAndTheirSheep Wales]] "UsefulNotes/{{Wales}} [[YouFailGeographyForever Is In Afghanistan]]"
8th May '15 8:53:52 PM nombretomado
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* Slate.com had an [[http://www.slate.com/id/2297924/ Explainer article]] discussing whether kids were harmed more by viewing sex or violence. The headline: [[GeorgeWBush Bush v. Gore]]
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* Slate.com had an [[http://www.slate.com/id/2297924/ Explainer article]] discussing whether kids were harmed more by viewing sex or violence. The headline: [[GeorgeWBush [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush Bush v. Gore]]
13th Mar '15 7:21:42 AM jeez
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* During the worst part of the Euro crisis, many German media outlets described Greece's search for the right ''Sparkurs'' ("austerity measures" in German) by punning them with [[IAmSpartacus finding the right Spartakus]].
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* During the worst part months of the Euro crisis, many German media outlets described Greece's frenzied search for the right ''Sparkurs'' ("austerity measures" in German) by punning them it with [[IAmSpartacus finding the right Spartakus]].
13th Mar '15 7:19:08 AM jeez
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* During the worst part of the Euro crisis, many German media outlets described Greece's search for the right ''Sparkurs'' ("austerity measures" in German) by punning them with [[IAmSpartakus finding the right Spartakus]].
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* During the worst part of the Euro crisis, many German media outlets described Greece's search for the right ''Sparkurs'' ("austerity measures" in German) by punning them with [[IAmSpartakus [[IAmSpartacus finding the right Spartakus]].
13th Mar '15 7:18:24 AM jeez
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* During the worst part of the Euro crisis, many German media outlets described Greece's search for the right ''Sparkurs'' ("austerity measures" in German) by punning them with [[IAmSpartakus finding the right Spartakus]].
7th Dec '14 12:36:38 AM Liverwurst
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