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23rd Nov '16 6:38:08 AM elemt
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* One [[Discworld/UnseenAcademicals Professor Macarona]] D.Thau (Bug), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DSMK, Mack, D.Thau (Bra), Visiting Professor in Chickens (Jahn the Conqueror University (Floor 2, Shrimp Packers Building, Genua)), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor of Blit/Slood Exchanges (Al Khali), KCbfJ, Reciprocating Professor of Blit Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremus (Unki), Emeritus Professor in Blit Substrate Determinations (Chubb), Chair of Blit and Music Studies (Quirm College for Young Ladies), there's only one Professor Macarona D.Thau (Bug), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DSMK...
** The list is made even longer by the fact that it's repeated four times.
** There's also Ponder's list of suggestions for improving the game of football after the wizards' first pitiful attempt at playing it, a list that goes on for nearly a page and a half.

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* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
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One [[Discworld/UnseenAcademicals Professor Macarona]] D.Thau (Bug), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DSMK, Mack, D.Thau (Bra), Visiting Professor in Chickens (Jahn the Conqueror University (Floor 2, Shrimp Packers Building, Genua)), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor of Blit/Slood Exchanges (Al Khali), KCbfJ, Reciprocating Professor of Blit Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremus (Unki), Emeritus Professor in Blit Substrate Determinations (Chubb), Chair of Blit and Music Studies (Quirm College for Young Ladies), there's only one Professor Macarona D.Thau (Bug), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DSMK...
** The list is made even longer by *** In the fact that it's repeated four times.
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same book there's also Ponder's list of suggestions for improving the game of football after the wizards' first pitiful attempt at playing it, a list that goes on for nearly a page and a half.


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** ''Discworld/TheLastContinent'' sees Death ask for a list of dangerous creature of Fourecks, and receives a book titled ''Dangerous Mammals, Reptiles, Amphibians, Birds, Fish, Jellyfish, Insects, Spiders, Crustaceans, Grasses, Trees, Mosses and Lichens of Terror Incognita''. Or rather, is buried in the many volumes comprising the work, which extends at least as far as Volume 29c Part 3. When he asks for a list of creatures that aren't dangerous he receives a sheet of paper reading "some of the sheep".
9th Nov '16 1:31:53 PM nombretomado
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* John Hodgeman promoted his book with a list of 500 plausible hobo names, recited for 54 minutes in total. Notable names included "Boxcar AldousHuxley", and "DoraTheExplorer". Best yet, this list was recited * live* at a college, with JonathanCoulton (who also appears as a hobo name) strumming a guitar in accompaniment of the entirety of the list.

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* John Hodgeman promoted his book with a list of 500 plausible hobo names, recited for 54 minutes in total. Notable names included "Boxcar AldousHuxley", and "DoraTheExplorer". Best yet, this list was recited * live* at a college, with JonathanCoulton Music/JonathanCoulton (who also appears as a hobo name) strumming a guitar in accompaniment of the entirety of the list.
22nd Oct '16 4:48:48 AM Adept
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--> "[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Aradog]], Gnarls Bark-ley, Canine [[GratuitousJapanese Wanwan]], Tinkles, Biter, Tanzania, Bouncer, {{Wolverine}}, Owner [[DontExplainTheJoke ('cuz I think it'd be funny if someone said "Hey, this is my owner")]], [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Treebeard]], [[WebVideo/VlogBrothers Bubbles the Nerdfighting Puppy]], Leghumper, [[Website/FourChan Boxxy]], [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Catbain]], [[CaptainObvious Eater]], [[{{Pun}} Pupcorn]], [[WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime Littlefoot]], Pup the Magic Dragon, [[Series/DoogieHowserMD Doggie Houndser]], [[Literature/PippiLongstocking Puppy Longstocking]], Bilby, Secret Werewolf, [[ThePuppetmaster The Puppymaster]], Ruffles, [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Chocobo]], Jasper, [[IronicNickname Cat]], Ruffrider, The Brooklyn Doggers, Superscooper, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Mightyena]], Gooser, Spank, Yips Ahoy, Bungie, Scooter, Franchise/RoboCop, [[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Phoenix Bite]], [[Series/{{Community}} Annie's Boobs]], [=MacArthur Bark=], Raise the Woof, Sirius, Collieflower, Barkimaeus, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Red XIII]], [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage Kibbletz]], [[WebVideo/VlogBrothers DogBrothers]], [[SuperMarioBros Bowser]], [[Creator/JulesVerne Drools Verne]], [[Film/LiarLiar Fetcher Reede]], Dunepuppy, Howl Manager, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Anal Pug]], [[Series/AllInTheFamily Arfie Bunker]], [[Film/TheHorseWhisperer Horse Whiskerer]], Tick Magnet, Admiral Puppystein, [[{{Spider-Man}} Peter Barker]], [[OnePiece Monkey D. Ruffy]], [[ShamelessSelfPromoter Furderboat, Minute]], [[Literature/{{Beowulf}} Beowoof]], [[Literature/TheNeverendingStory Falcor]], JoeRogan, Tinkler, Pepsi and Bahamutt."

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--> "[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Aradog]], Gnarls Bark-ley, Canine [[GratuitousJapanese Wanwan]], Tinkles, Biter, Tanzania, Bouncer, {{Wolverine}}, Owner [[DontExplainTheJoke ('cuz I think it'd be funny if someone said "Hey, this is my owner")]], [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Treebeard]], [[WebVideo/VlogBrothers Bubbles the Nerdfighting Puppy]], Leghumper, [[Website/FourChan Boxxy]], [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Catbain]], [[CaptainObvious Eater]], [[{{Pun}} Pupcorn]], [[WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime Littlefoot]], Pup the Magic Dragon, [[Series/DoogieHowserMD Doggie Houndser]], [[Literature/PippiLongstocking Puppy Longstocking]], Bilby, Secret Werewolf, [[ThePuppetmaster The Puppymaster]], Ruffles, [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Chocobo]], Jasper, [[IronicNickname Cat]], Ruffrider, The Brooklyn Doggers, Superscooper, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Mightyena]], Gooser, Spank, Yips Ahoy, Bungie, Scooter, Franchise/RoboCop, [[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Phoenix Bite]], [[Series/{{Community}} Annie's Boobs]], [=MacArthur Bark=], Raise the Woof, Sirius, Collieflower, Barkimaeus, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Red XIII]], [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage Kibbletz]], [[WebVideo/VlogBrothers DogBrothers]], [[SuperMarioBros Bowser]], [[Creator/JulesVerne Drools Verne]], [[Film/LiarLiar Fetcher Reede]], Dunepuppy, Howl Manager, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Anal Pug]], [[Series/AllInTheFamily Arfie Bunker]], [[Film/TheHorseWhisperer Horse Whiskerer]], Tick Magnet, Admiral Puppystein, [[{{Spider-Man}} Peter Barker]], [[OnePiece Monkey D. Ruffy]], [[ShamelessSelfPromoter Furderboat, Minute]], [[Literature/{{Beowulf}} Beowoof]], [[Literature/TheNeverendingStory Falcor]], JoeRogan, Creator/JoeRogan, Tinkler, Pepsi and Bahamutt."
10th Oct '16 9:57:08 AM Morgenthaler
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* LordPeterWimsey runs through a list of things he's figured out about the case in ''The Nine Tailors''. It consists of every pertinent bit of information except [[spoiler:the identity of the murderer, and how he committed the murder.]]

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* LordPeterWimsey Literature/LordPeterWimsey runs through a list of things he's figured out about the case in ''The Nine Tailors''. It consists of every pertinent bit of information except [[spoiler:the identity of the murderer, and how he committed the murder.]]



* In "Blood Pact", the most recent GauntsGhosts novel, one of the blood pact members has taken a vow to say all the names of death. He's been saying them for years. [[spoiler: He never gets to finish, because one of the last names on the list is the person who kills him.]]

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* In "Blood Pact", the most recent GauntsGhosts Literature/GauntsGhosts novel, one of the blood pact members has taken a vow to say all the names of death. He's been saying them for years. [[spoiler: He never gets to finish, because one of the last names on the list is the person who kills him.]]
9th Oct '16 5:31:35 PM Mullon
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--> "[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Aradog]], Gnarls Bark-ley, Canine [[GratuitousJapanese Wanwan]], Tinkles, Biter, Tanzania, Bouncer, {{Wolverine}}, Owner [[DontExplainTheJoke ('cuz I think it'd be funny if someone said "Hey, this is my owner")]], [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Treebeard]], [[WebVideo/VlogBrothers Bubbles the Nerdfighting Puppy]], Leghumper, [[{{Imageboards}} Boxxy]], [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Catbain]], [[CaptainObvious Eater]], [[{{Pun}} Pupcorn]], [[WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime Littlefoot]], Pup the Magic Dragon, [[Series/DoogieHowserMD Doggie Houndser]], [[Literature/PippiLongstocking Puppy Longstocking]], Bilby, Secret Werewolf, [[ThePuppetmaster The Puppymaster]], Ruffles, [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Chocobo]], Jasper, [[IronicNickname Cat]], Ruffrider, The Brooklyn Doggers, Superscooper, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Mightyena]], Gooser, Spank, Yips Ahoy, Bungie, Scooter, Franchise/RoboCop, [[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Phoenix Bite]], [[Series/{{Community}} Annie's Boobs]], [=MacArthur Bark=], Raise the Woof, Sirius, Collieflower, Barkimaeus, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Red XIII]], [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage Kibbletz]], [[WebVideo/VlogBrothers DogBrothers]], [[SuperMarioBros Bowser]], [[Creator/JulesVerne Drools Verne]], [[Film/LiarLiar Fetcher Reede]], Dunepuppy, Howl Manager, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Anal Pug]], [[Series/AllInTheFamily Arfie Bunker]], [[Film/TheHorseWhisperer Horse Whiskerer]], Tick Magnet, Admiral Puppystein, [[{{Spider-Man}} Peter Barker]], [[OnePiece Monkey D. Ruffy]], [[ShamelessSelfPromoter Furderboat, Minute]], [[Literature/{{Beowulf}} Beowoof]], [[Literature/TheNeverendingStory Falcor]], JoeRogan, Tinkler, Pepsi and Bahamutt."

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--> "[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Aradog]], Gnarls Bark-ley, Canine [[GratuitousJapanese Wanwan]], Tinkles, Biter, Tanzania, Bouncer, {{Wolverine}}, Owner [[DontExplainTheJoke ('cuz I think it'd be funny if someone said "Hey, this is my owner")]], [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Treebeard]], [[WebVideo/VlogBrothers Bubbles the Nerdfighting Puppy]], Leghumper, [[{{Imageboards}} [[Website/FourChan Boxxy]], [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Catbain]], [[CaptainObvious Eater]], [[{{Pun}} Pupcorn]], [[WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime Littlefoot]], Pup the Magic Dragon, [[Series/DoogieHowserMD Doggie Houndser]], [[Literature/PippiLongstocking Puppy Longstocking]], Bilby, Secret Werewolf, [[ThePuppetmaster The Puppymaster]], Ruffles, [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Chocobo]], Jasper, [[IronicNickname Cat]], Ruffrider, The Brooklyn Doggers, Superscooper, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Mightyena]], Gooser, Spank, Yips Ahoy, Bungie, Scooter, Franchise/RoboCop, [[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Phoenix Bite]], [[Series/{{Community}} Annie's Boobs]], [=MacArthur Bark=], Raise the Woof, Sirius, Collieflower, Barkimaeus, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Red XIII]], [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage Kibbletz]], [[WebVideo/VlogBrothers DogBrothers]], [[SuperMarioBros Bowser]], [[Creator/JulesVerne Drools Verne]], [[Film/LiarLiar Fetcher Reede]], Dunepuppy, Howl Manager, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Anal Pug]], [[Series/AllInTheFamily Arfie Bunker]], [[Film/TheHorseWhisperer Horse Whiskerer]], Tick Magnet, Admiral Puppystein, [[{{Spider-Man}} Peter Barker]], [[OnePiece Monkey D. Ruffy]], [[ShamelessSelfPromoter Furderboat, Minute]], [[Literature/{{Beowulf}} Beowoof]], [[Literature/TheNeverendingStory Falcor]], JoeRogan, Tinkler, Pepsi and Bahamutt."
9th Oct '16 5:23:32 AM erforce
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* ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'', ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean'', and ''WesternAnimation/HeavyMetal'' have three examples of Long ListOfTransgressions (including [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking innocuous ones]], of course). ''Pirates'' stands out because only the 'most egerious' crimes were read aloud; the full list is much longer.

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* ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'', ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean'', ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'', and ''WesternAnimation/HeavyMetal'' have three examples of Long ListOfTransgressions (including [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking innocuous ones]], of course). ''Pirates'' stands out because only the 'most egerious' crimes were read aloud; the full list is much longer.
8th Oct '16 2:41:35 PM Premonition45
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** In "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge", Homer lists off all the jobs he's had up to that point in the series. Marge manages to go the bathroom and put her hair in rollers while he's reciting his list. Apparently, Creator/DanCastellaneta managed that entire list, from memory, in one single take.
-->'''Homer:''' You know, I've had a lot of jobs. Boxer, mascot, astronaut, imitation Krusty, baby proofer, trucker, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carnie, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E Mart clerk, homophobe and missionary. But protecting Springfield, that gives me the best feeling of all.
** Moe evidently has an 'enemies list'. Since he's a {{Jerkass}} with a HairTriggerTemper, it's rather voluminous. Turns out it's actually UsefulNotes/RichardNixon's list -- he just crossed out Nixon's name and put in his own. (When Barney [[LampshadeHanging points this out]], Moe angrily snatches the list back and adds his name to it.)

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** In "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge", [[ContinuityCavalcade Homer lists off all the jobs he's had up to that point in the series.series]]. Marge manages to go the bathroom and put her hair in rollers while he's reciting his list. Apparently, Creator/DanCastellaneta managed that entire list, from memory, in one single take.
-->'''Homer:''' You know, I've had a lot of jobs. Boxer, mascot, astronaut, imitation Krusty, baby proofer, trucker, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carnie, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country-western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E Mart Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe and missionary. But protecting Springfield, that gives me the best feeling of all.
** In "Homer's Enemy", Moe evidently has an 'enemies list'. Since he's a {{Jerkass}} with a HairTriggerTemper, it's rather voluminous. Turns out it's actually UsefulNotes/RichardNixon's list -- he just crossed out Nixon's name and put in his own. (When Barney [[LampshadeHanging points this out]], Moe angrily snatches the list back and adds his name to it.)



** In "The Seven-Beer Snitch" we get to hear exactly what was found in Otto's urine sample:
--->"Crack, smack, uppers, downers, outers, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green goofers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3, and trace amounts of... * disgusted* ''human urine''."

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** In "The Seven-Beer Snitch" we get to hear exactly what was found in Otto's Snitch", [[TheStoner Otto]] switches Homer's urine sample:
--->"Crack,
sample with his own, and Mr. Burns is alarmed:
-->'''Mr. Burns:''' Crack,
smack, uppers, downers, outers, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green goofers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3, and trace amounts of... * disgusted* ''human urine''."
8th Oct '16 11:04:42 AM Premonition45
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-->'''Homer:''' I've had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, but protecting people, that gives me the best feeling of all."

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-->'''Homer:''' You know, I've had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, jobs. Boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, baby proofer, trucker, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, carnie, mayor, grifter, body guard bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart Kwik-E Mart clerk, homophobe, homophobe and missionary, but missionary. But protecting people, Springfield, that gives me the best feeling of all."
8th Oct '16 10:48:19 AM Premonition45
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** In episode "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge", Homer lists off all the jobs he's had up to that point in the series. Marge manages to go the bathroom and put her hair in rollers while he's reciting his list. Apparently, Creator/DanCastellaneta managed that entire list, from memory, in one single take.

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** In episode "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge", Homer lists off all the jobs he's had up to that point in the series. Marge manages to go the bathroom and put her hair in rollers while he's reciting his list. Apparently, Creator/DanCastellaneta managed that entire list, from memory, in one single take.
8th Oct '16 10:48:01 AM Premonition45
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** In episode "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge", Homer lists off all the jobs he's had over the years. Marge manages to go the bathroom and put her hair in rollers while he's reciting his list. Apparently, DanCastellaneta managed that entire list, from memory, in one single take.
-->"I've had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, but protecting people, that gives me the best feeling of all."

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** In episode "Papa's "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge", Homer lists off all the jobs he's had over up to that point in the years.series. Marge manages to go the bathroom and put her hair in rollers while he's reciting his list. Apparently, DanCastellaneta Creator/DanCastellaneta managed that entire list, from memory, in one single take.
-->"I've -->'''Homer:''' I've had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, but protecting people, that gives me the best feeling of all."
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