History Main / LiteralAssKissing

* There are plenty of comics whose punch line is "Come on, Literature/{{Pinocchio}}, tell me a huge lie."

* Clive Barker's play ''Theatre/TheHistoryOfTheDevil''. The Devil makes it a point to ask several characters, although very politely. Probably a reference to the ''"osculum infame"'' (see Other).

-->'''Roiben:''' That is the true nature of servitude... Not at all pretty. In the future, I suggest you be less inventive with your insults.

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* Medieval witches were believed to give the Devil the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osculum_infame "Osculum infame"]] or "Kiss of Shame" when meeting him. It was essentially supposed to be the Satanic version of kissing the pope's feet.
* An old tradition in the South of France: people who lose a game of ''petanque'' 13-0 are supposed to "kiss Fanny's bottom". Many bars and petanque fields have a drawing or sculpture of Fanny presenting her butt to the loser, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pétanque#/media/File:Fanny_Le_Rituel.jpg as seen here.]]

* One of the specific charges of heresy levied against UsefulNotes/TheKnightsTemplar was that initiates were required to be stripped naked and kissed by the preceptor on the navel, the posterior and the mouth.

* This is a ''very'' common practice among UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}} practitioners, since the lifestyle is built around (consensual) submission to a loving and respectful partner. Many submissive practitioners engage in "body worship" (physically revering a dominant partner's body by gently kissing certain body parts), which is popularly known as "Ass Worship" when it's focused on the buttocks. In these cases, a submissive will often demonstrate their submission to their partner by being made to kiss their backside--an act that's meant to be erotic as well as humiliating and degrading.

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* A TakeThat gag in ''Film/SpaceJam'':
-->'''Porky:''' Ah b-b-b-b- correction,we're WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes.
-->'''Daffy:''' And as such, property of Warner Brothers Inc.! -lifts up WB-emblazoned behind and kisses it- MMMMMWAH!

* In ''Film/HolmesAndWatson'', Holmes as a boy is pranked by being blindfolded and promised a kiss with a girl he likes, only to kiss an ass in ''both'' senses of the word (a donkey's butt).
* In the 80's sex comedy ''Film/BachelorParty'' the evil blond preppie falls, like, 20 stories and [[CarCushion winds up butt-first in the sunroof of a car]]. Neither he, the passengers nor the car suffer any kind of damage, but the passengers end up kissing the guy's butt when they lean in to kiss each other.
* An accidental case of this is in the movie ''Film/{{Mannequin}}'', as when two guys, Richards and Felix, plan to have Jonathan Switcher work for a competing fashion clothing store by stealing mannequins from the Prince & Company display window, Richards has his mouth buried in a mannequin's behind while carrying it.

* In James Joyce's ''Literature/{{Ulysses}}'', Leopold Bloom has a habit of kissing his wife's bottom as a greeting.

* Thanks to the LiteralGenie nature of the magic bean in ''Series/The10thKingdom'', this trope is the result when ButtMonkey ([[{{Pun}} ha-ha!]]) Tony Lewis wishes for his boss "and his entire family to ''kiss my ass'' and be my slaves forever". It doesn't help that at least one of the Murrays must have been something of a brown-noser already, since he insists on kissing Tony's ass repeatedly. (Or could that also have been covered under the "forever" part?)

** The video for "The Real Slim Shady" among other things shows Eminem dressed up as a masked superhero with a large prosphetic ass who attacks unsuspecting citizens to force them to kiss his bum.

* Thanks to the LiteralGenie nature of the magic bean in ''Series/TheTenthKingdom'', this trope is the result when ButtMonkey ([[{{Pun}} ha-ha!]]) Tony Lewis wishes for his boss "and his entire family to ''kiss my ass'' and be my slaves forever". It doesn't help that at least one of the Murrays must have been something of a brown-noser already, since he insists on kissing Tony's ass repeatedly. (Or could that also have been covered under the "forever" part?)

* In ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'', Mr. Potato Head takes off his lips and presses them against his rear to say that Slinky is being a buttkisser to Woody.

* From Wrestling/{{WWE}}: ''Wrestling/VinceMcMahon'' 's "Kiss My Ass" Club, created so Vince could bribe a wrestler that's been doing something he ought not have done. Wrestlers would watch Vince arrogantly bend over and reveal to them his buff and beautiful magila. It was forced closed when [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] made him kiss [[StoutStrength Rikishi Fatu's]] ass. Despite this, Mr. [=McMahon=] still takes advantage of his power with this club to this date.

* In the ''WenternAnimation/AdventureTime'' episode "Ricardio the Heart Guy", Jake tricks the Ice King into kissing his butt disguised as a princess.

* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': Peter is riding a tricycle. Because of Peter's age and size, the tricycle breaks. Peter's mom is later seen putting a band-aid on Peter's bum and kissing it. Peter runs off with glee.

* In the story where ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' go to Ireland, Bart tricks people into kissing his bottom (which has been spray-painted) instead of the Blarney Stone, although this trick backfired when an Irish version of Nelson decides to carve his initials in the "rock."
* In the ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'' short "Dimwit Dexter", Dexter fries his brain from over-work and temporarily becomes stupid, and the neighborhood kids egg him on to do all sorts of ridiculous things. Unfortunately for Dexter, his intelligence returns right after he kisses a duck's butt.