History Main / LiteralAssKissing

25th Jun '16 3:54:27 PM nombretomado
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* Thanks to the LiteralGenie nature of the magic bean in ''TheTenthKingdom'', this trope is the result when ButtMonkey ([[{{Pun}} ha-ha!]]) Tony Lewis wishes for his boss "and his entire family to ''kiss my ass'' and be my slaves forever". It doesn't help that at least one of the Murrays must have been something of a brown-noser already, since he insists on kissing Tony's ass repeatedly. (Or could that also have been covered under the "forever" part?)

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* Thanks to the LiteralGenie nature of the magic bean in ''TheTenthKingdom'', ''Series/TheTenthKingdom'', this trope is the result when ButtMonkey ([[{{Pun}} ha-ha!]]) Tony Lewis wishes for his boss "and his entire family to ''kiss my ass'' and be my slaves forever". It doesn't help that at least one of the Murrays must have been something of a brown-noser already, since he insists on kissing Tony's ass repeatedly. (Or could that also have been covered under the "forever" part?)
18th Jun '16 10:27:21 AM TheBigBopper
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** Subverted later in the same story, when Absalom gets a red hot poker and returns to the window. When he calls for his kiss again, the lady's lover sticks his ass out the window to pull the same prank. [[ToastedBuns *Sizzle* ]]

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** Subverted later in the same story, when Absalom gets a red hot poker and returns to the window. When he calls for his kiss again, the lady's lover sticks his ass out the window to pull the same prank. [[ToastedBuns [[RumpRoast *Sizzle* ]]
11th May '16 3:41:39 AM Morgenthaler
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* One of the specific charges of heresy levied against TheKnightsTemplar was that initiates were required to be stripped naked and kissed by the preceptor on the navel, the posterior and the mouth.

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* One of the specific charges of heresy levied against TheKnightsTemplar UsefulNotes/TheKnightsTemplar was that initiates were required to be stripped naked and kissed by the preceptor on the navel, the posterior and the mouth.
8th Jan '16 4:38:39 PM eroock
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->''Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,\\

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->''Derk ->''"Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,\\



But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers''
-->--'''Creator/GeoffreyChaucer''', "[[Literature/TheCanterburyTales The Millers Tale]]" (see below for translation).

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But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers''
-->--'''Creator/GeoffreyChaucer''',
ers."''
-->-- '''Creator/GeoffreyChaucer''',
"[[Literature/TheCanterburyTales The Millers Tale]]" (see below for translation).
6th Dec '15 3:13:44 PM Andyroid
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* In the story where ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' go to Ireland, Bart tricks people into kissing his bottom (which has been spraypainted) instead of the Blarney Stone, although this trick backfired when an Irish version of Nelson decides to carve his initials in the "rock."

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* In the story where ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' go to Ireland, Bart tricks people into kissing his bottom (which has been spraypainted) spray-painted) instead of the Blarney Stone, although this trick backfired when an Irish version of Nelson decides to carve his initials in the "rock.""
* In the ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'' short "Dimwit Dexter", Dexter fries his brain from over-work and temporarily becomes stupid, and the neighborhood kids egg him on to do all sorts of ridiculous things. Unfortunately for Dexter, his intelligence returns right after he kisses a duck's butt.
6th Nov '15 1:46:55 PM Morgenthaler
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* Clive Barker's play ''TheHistoryOfTheDevil''. The Devil makes it a point to ask several characters, although very politely. Probably a reference to the ''"osculum infame"'' (see Other).

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* Clive Barker's play ''TheHistoryOfTheDevil''.''Theatre/TheHistoryOfTheDevil''. The Devil makes it a point to ask several characters, although very politely. Probably a reference to the ''"osculum infame"'' (see Other).
20th Sep '15 1:26:26 PM ultimomant
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* In ''Film/LicenceToKill'', Film/JamesBond is trapped on a ConveyorBeltOfDoom, and [[BigBad Franz Sanchez]] boasts that once Bond loses his feet to the grinder, he'll beg to kiss Sanchez's ass just to make the pain stop. Fortunately, Bond is rescued before this can happen.
29th Jun '15 9:02:37 AM Morgenthaler
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* In ''{{Shrek}}'', the dragon is about to kiss Donkey when Shrek drops in to save him, and she ends up kissing Shrek's exposed hindquarters instead. She is not too pleased. [[StealthPun Either way, she'd have kissed an ass.]]
* A crude punk among the gang harassing Jackie and the lady running the market in ''RumbleInTheBronx'' taunts Jackie by saying if he kisses the punk's ass, he'll let him go, and then bares said ass to him. Jackie and the gang are in a parking garage, and Jackie promptly breaks the antenna off a car and uses it to ''whip'' the punk's bare ass instead.

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* In ''{{Shrek}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'', the dragon is about to kiss Donkey when Shrek drops in to save him, and she ends up kissing Shrek's exposed hindquarters instead. She is not too pleased. [[StealthPun Either way, she'd have kissed an ass.]]
* A crude punk among the gang harassing Jackie and the lady running the market in ''RumbleInTheBronx'' ''Film/RumbleInTheBronx'' taunts Jackie by saying if he kisses the punk's ass, he'll let him go, and then bares said ass to him. Jackie and the gang are in a parking garage, and Jackie promptly breaks the antenna off a car and uses it to ''whip'' the punk's bare ass instead.
18th May '15 12:23:43 PM ultimomant
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* At ''Extreme Rules 2015'', Wrestling/DolphZiggler and Wrestling/{{Sheamus}} had a match where the loser had to kiss the winner's ass. Ziggler won, but when he presented his ass to Sheamus, Sheamus [[GroinAttack gave him a low blow]], knocked him unconscious with the Brogue Kick, then forced Ziggler to kiss ''his'' ass.

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* At ''Extreme Rules 2015'', Wrestling/DolphZiggler and Wrestling/{{Sheamus}} had a match where the loser had to kiss the winner's ass. Ziggler won, but when he presented his ass to Sheamus, Sheamus [[GroinAttack gave him a low blow]], knocked him unconscious with the Brogue Kick, then forced Ziggler to kiss ''his'' ass. Later, at ''Payback 2015'', Ziggler managed to force Sheamus to kiss his ass.
6th May '15 4:11:20 PM ultimomant
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* At ''Extreme Rules 2015'', Wrestling/DolphZiggler and Wrestling/{{Sheamus}} had a match where the loser had to kiss the winner's ass. Ziggler won, but when he presented his ass to Sheamus, Sheamus [[GroinAttack gave him a low blow]], knocked him unconscious with the Brogue Kick, then forced Ziggler to kiss ''his'' ass.
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