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25th Mar '17 3:04:21 AM Morgenthaler
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* In James Joyce's ''{{Ulysses}}'', Leopold Bloom has a habit of kissing his wife's bottom as a greeting.

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* In James Joyce's ''{{Ulysses}}'', ''Literature/{{Ulysses}}'', Leopold Bloom has a habit of kissing his wife's bottom as a greeting.
17th Jan '17 3:16:36 AM Kombucha
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* [[http://despair.com/flattery.html Flattery]]
--> If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.
6th Dec '16 6:15:10 PM ngh93
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* The 2000 film version of ''Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas''. When the Grinch is stealing the presents and gets to the [[JerkAss Mayor]], he presents Max's ass to him while he sleeps. Max is very clearly NOT happy afterwards

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* The 2000 film version of ''Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas''. When the Grinch is stealing the presents and gets to the [[JerkAss Mayor]], he presents Max's ass to him while he sleeps. Max is very clearly NOT happy afterwardsafterwards.
6th Dec '16 6:14:54 PM ngh93
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* The 2000 film version of ''Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas''.

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* The 2000 film version of ''Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas''. When the Grinch is stealing the presents and gets to the [[JerkAss Mayor]], he presents Max's ass to him while he sleeps. Max is very clearly NOT happy afterwards
25th Jun '16 3:54:27 PM nombretomado
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* Thanks to the LiteralGenie nature of the magic bean in ''TheTenthKingdom'', this trope is the result when ButtMonkey ([[{{Pun}} ha-ha!]]) Tony Lewis wishes for his boss "and his entire family to ''kiss my ass'' and be my slaves forever". It doesn't help that at least one of the Murrays must have been something of a brown-noser already, since he insists on kissing Tony's ass repeatedly. (Or could that also have been covered under the "forever" part?)

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* Thanks to the LiteralGenie nature of the magic bean in ''TheTenthKingdom'', ''Series/TheTenthKingdom'', this trope is the result when ButtMonkey ([[{{Pun}} ha-ha!]]) Tony Lewis wishes for his boss "and his entire family to ''kiss my ass'' and be my slaves forever". It doesn't help that at least one of the Murrays must have been something of a brown-noser already, since he insists on kissing Tony's ass repeatedly. (Or could that also have been covered under the "forever" part?)
18th Jun '16 10:27:21 AM TheBigBopper
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** Subverted later in the same story, when Absalom gets a red hot poker and returns to the window. When he calls for his kiss again, the lady's lover sticks his ass out the window to pull the same prank. [[ToastedBuns *Sizzle* ]]

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** Subverted later in the same story, when Absalom gets a red hot poker and returns to the window. When he calls for his kiss again, the lady's lover sticks his ass out the window to pull the same prank. [[ToastedBuns [[RumpRoast *Sizzle* ]]
11th May '16 3:41:39 AM Morgenthaler
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* One of the specific charges of heresy levied against TheKnightsTemplar was that initiates were required to be stripped naked and kissed by the preceptor on the navel, the posterior and the mouth.

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* One of the specific charges of heresy levied against TheKnightsTemplar UsefulNotes/TheKnightsTemplar was that initiates were required to be stripped naked and kissed by the preceptor on the navel, the posterior and the mouth.
8th Jan '16 4:38:39 PM eroock
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->''Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,\\

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->''Derk ->''"Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,\\



But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers''
-->--'''Creator/GeoffreyChaucer''', "[[Literature/TheCanterburyTales The Millers Tale]]" (see below for translation).

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But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers''
-->--'''Creator/GeoffreyChaucer''',
ers."''
-->-- '''Creator/GeoffreyChaucer''',
"[[Literature/TheCanterburyTales The Millers Tale]]" (see below for translation).
6th Dec '15 3:13:44 PM Andyroid
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* In the story where ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' go to Ireland, Bart tricks people into kissing his bottom (which has been spraypainted) instead of the Blarney Stone, although this trick backfired when an Irish version of Nelson decides to carve his initials in the "rock."

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* In the story where ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' go to Ireland, Bart tricks people into kissing his bottom (which has been spraypainted) spray-painted) instead of the Blarney Stone, although this trick backfired when an Irish version of Nelson decides to carve his initials in the "rock.""
* In the ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'' short "Dimwit Dexter", Dexter fries his brain from over-work and temporarily becomes stupid, and the neighborhood kids egg him on to do all sorts of ridiculous things. Unfortunately for Dexter, his intelligence returns right after he kisses a duck's butt.
6th Nov '15 1:46:55 PM Morgenthaler
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* Clive Barker's play ''TheHistoryOfTheDevil''. The Devil makes it a point to ask several characters, although very politely. Probably a reference to the ''"osculum infame"'' (see Other).

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* Clive Barker's play ''TheHistoryOfTheDevil''.''Theatre/TheHistoryOfTheDevil''. The Devil makes it a point to ask several characters, although very politely. Probably a reference to the ''"osculum infame"'' (see Other).
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