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11th May '16 3:41:39 AM Morgenthaler
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* One of the specific charges of heresy levied against TheKnightsTemplar was that initiates were required to be stripped naked and kissed by the preceptor on the navel, the posterior and the mouth.

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* One of the specific charges of heresy levied against TheKnightsTemplar UsefulNotes/TheKnightsTemplar was that initiates were required to be stripped naked and kissed by the preceptor on the navel, the posterior and the mouth.
8th Jan '16 4:38:39 PM eroock
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->''Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,\\

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->''Derk ->''"Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,\\



But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers''
-->--'''Creator/GeoffreyChaucer''', "[[Literature/TheCanterburyTales The Millers Tale]]" (see below for translation).

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But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers''
-->--'''Creator/GeoffreyChaucer''',
ers."''
-->-- '''Creator/GeoffreyChaucer''',
"[[Literature/TheCanterburyTales The Millers Tale]]" (see below for translation).
6th Dec '15 3:13:44 PM Andyroid
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* In the story where ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' go to Ireland, Bart tricks people into kissing his bottom (which has been spraypainted) instead of the Blarney Stone, although this trick backfired when an Irish version of Nelson decides to carve his initials in the "rock."

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* In the story where ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' go to Ireland, Bart tricks people into kissing his bottom (which has been spraypainted) spray-painted) instead of the Blarney Stone, although this trick backfired when an Irish version of Nelson decides to carve his initials in the "rock.""
* In the ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'' short "Dimwit Dexter", Dexter fries his brain from over-work and temporarily becomes stupid, and the neighborhood kids egg him on to do all sorts of ridiculous things. Unfortunately for Dexter, his intelligence returns right after he kisses a duck's butt.
6th Nov '15 1:46:55 PM Morgenthaler
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* Clive Barker's play ''TheHistoryOfTheDevil''. The Devil makes it a point to ask several characters, although very politely. Probably a reference to the ''"osculum infame"'' (see Other).

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* Clive Barker's play ''TheHistoryOfTheDevil''.''Theatre/TheHistoryOfTheDevil''. The Devil makes it a point to ask several characters, although very politely. Probably a reference to the ''"osculum infame"'' (see Other).
20th Sep '15 1:26:26 PM ultimomant
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* In ''Film/LicenceToKill'', Film/JamesBond is trapped on a ConveyorBeltOfDoom, and [[BigBad Franz Sanchez]] boasts that once Bond loses his feet to the grinder, he'll beg to kiss Sanchez's ass just to make the pain stop. Fortunately, Bond is rescued before this can happen.
29th Jun '15 9:02:37 AM Morgenthaler
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* In ''{{Shrek}}'', the dragon is about to kiss Donkey when Shrek drops in to save him, and she ends up kissing Shrek's exposed hindquarters instead. She is not too pleased. [[StealthPun Either way, she'd have kissed an ass.]]
* A crude punk among the gang harassing Jackie and the lady running the market in ''RumbleInTheBronx'' taunts Jackie by saying if he kisses the punk's ass, he'll let him go, and then bares said ass to him. Jackie and the gang are in a parking garage, and Jackie promptly breaks the antenna off a car and uses it to ''whip'' the punk's bare ass instead.

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* In ''{{Shrek}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'', the dragon is about to kiss Donkey when Shrek drops in to save him, and she ends up kissing Shrek's exposed hindquarters instead. She is not too pleased. [[StealthPun Either way, she'd have kissed an ass.]]
* A crude punk among the gang harassing Jackie and the lady running the market in ''RumbleInTheBronx'' ''Film/RumbleInTheBronx'' taunts Jackie by saying if he kisses the punk's ass, he'll let him go, and then bares said ass to him. Jackie and the gang are in a parking garage, and Jackie promptly breaks the antenna off a car and uses it to ''whip'' the punk's bare ass instead.
18th May '15 12:23:43 PM ultimomant
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* At ''Extreme Rules 2015'', Wrestling/DolphZiggler and Wrestling/{{Sheamus}} had a match where the loser had to kiss the winner's ass. Ziggler won, but when he presented his ass to Sheamus, Sheamus [[GroinAttack gave him a low blow]], knocked him unconscious with the Brogue Kick, then forced Ziggler to kiss ''his'' ass.

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* At ''Extreme Rules 2015'', Wrestling/DolphZiggler and Wrestling/{{Sheamus}} had a match where the loser had to kiss the winner's ass. Ziggler won, but when he presented his ass to Sheamus, Sheamus [[GroinAttack gave him a low blow]], knocked him unconscious with the Brogue Kick, then forced Ziggler to kiss ''his'' ass. Later, at ''Payback 2015'', Ziggler managed to force Sheamus to kiss his ass.
6th May '15 4:11:20 PM ultimomant
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* At ''Extreme Rules 2015'', Wrestling/DolphZiggler and Wrestling/{{Sheamus}} had a match where the loser had to kiss the winner's ass. Ziggler won, but when he presented his ass to Sheamus, Sheamus [[GroinAttack gave him a low blow]], knocked him unconscious with the Brogue Kick, then forced Ziggler to kiss ''his'' ass.
19th Feb '15 5:09:13 PM Twiddler
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* Used as a combined joke and point of horror in ''[[ModernTalesOfFaerie Tithe]]'' by Holly Black: after finding out a villain's TrueName, the main character sarcastically tells him to kiss her ass, and doesn't realize he's magically compelled to obey. "That is the true nature of servitude . . . Not at all pretty. In the future, I suggest you be less inventive with your insults."

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* Used as a combined joke and point of horror in ''[[ModernTalesOfFaerie ''[[Literature/ModernFaerieTales Tithe]]'' by Holly Black: after finding out a villain's TrueName, the main character sarcastically tells him to kiss her ass, and doesn't realize he's magically compelled to obey. "That is the true nature of servitude . . . Not at all pretty. In the future, I suggest you be less inventive with your insults."
2nd Nov '14 1:42:18 PM Abracadabrantes
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* [[http://www.histoire-empire.org/docs/caricatures/nez.htm This caricature]] of Marshal Ney's change of loyalty during the Hundred Days.
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