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21st Feb '17 10:19:52 PM DrFraud
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'''Draco:''' Lockhart's nothing but tactless, spotlight-mongering, intellectually inept, bollocks-for-brains swine.\\

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'''Draco:''' -->'''Draco:''' Lockhart's nothing but tactless, spotlight-mongering, intellectually inept, bollocks-for-brains swine.\\
21st Feb '17 10:19:35 PM DrFraud
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-->Behind the man were two hulking men that looked a little like apes... which was insulting to apes... that looked like [Lucius] Malfoy's grunts.

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-->Behind the man were two hulking men that looked a little like apes... which was insulting to apes... that looked like [Lucius] Malfoy's grunts.grunts.
* ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/8069536/chapters/19411408 Ophidian]]'':
'''Draco:''' Lockhart's nothing but tactless, spotlight-mongering, intellectually inept, bollocks-for-brains swine.\\
'''Harry:''' Oh, come now, Draco. That's an insult to swine.
20th Feb '17 2:54:49 PM MrBadAxe
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** In an episode of ''TheResistanceWithKeithOlbermann'', Keith calls Trump a pig, then walks it back: "Actually that's not fair. Pigs are supposedly as intelligent as three-year-olds."

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** In an episode of ''TheResistanceWithKeithOlbermann'', ''[[WebVideo/TheResistanceWithKeithOlbermann The Resistance with Keith Olbermann]]'', Keith calls Trump a pig, then walks it back: "Actually that's not fair. Pigs are supposedly as intelligent as three-year-olds."
20th Feb '17 2:53:01 PM MrBadAxe
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** In an episode of ''TheResistanceWithKeithOlbermann'', Keith calls Trump a pig, then walks it back: "Actually that's not fair. Pigs are supposedly as intelligent as three-year-olds."
17th Feb '17 10:23:22 PM OrionPax09
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** Cenk Ugyer of TheYounyTurks has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOvpyPMIVf0 this]] to say about Trump; "I already know he's a fourth-grader, and sorry to the fourth-graders out there because I just insulted you."

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** Cenk Ugyer of TheYounyTurks Radio/TheYoungTurks has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOvpyPMIVf0 this]] to say about Trump; "I already know he's a fourth-grader, and sorry to the fourth-graders out there because I just insulted you."
17th Feb '17 10:22:15 PM OrionPax09
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** Cenk Ugyer of TheYounyTurks has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOvpyPMIVf0 this]] to say about Trump; "I already know he's a fourth-grader, and sorry to the fourth-graders out there because I just insulted you."
11th Feb '17 7:38:20 PM AsForMyHandle
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->''“Well, it’s no secret how I feel about surgeons. I hate them. I’d liken them to rocks, but that would be an insult to rocks because, you see, at least rocks are useful to society. We build bridges with them. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick We stone surgeons with them.]]”''

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->''“Well, it’s no secret how I feel about surgeons. I hate them. I’d liken them to rocks, but that would be an insult to rocks because, you see, at least rocks are useful to society. We build bridges with them. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick We stone surgeons with them.]]”''”''
3rd Feb '17 8:57:07 AM LaptopGuy
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* After reading an article comparing Creator/DonaldTrump to [[Franchise/HarryPotter Lord Voldemort]], Creator/JKRowling [[http://www.politico.com/story/2015/12/jk-rowling-trump-216536 tweeted]], "How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad".
* When an anti-Trump Republican strategist [[http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2016-01-20/otaku-on-the-receiving-end-of-gop-strategist-trump-supporter-insult/.97755 compared Trump supporters to]] [[AllAnimeIsNaughtyTentacles Otaku that]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbate to anime]], many American {{Otaku}} were outraged... at being compared to Trump supporters.

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* Numerous jokes of this manner have been made towards Creator/DonaldTrump:
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After reading an article comparing Creator/DonaldTrump to [[Franchise/HarryPotter Lord Voldemort]], Creator/JKRowling [[http://www.politico.com/story/2015/12/jk-rowling-trump-216536 tweeted]], "How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad".
* ** When an anti-Trump Republican strategist [[http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2016-01-20/otaku-on-the-receiving-end-of-gop-strategist-trump-supporter-insult/.97755 compared Trump supporters to]] [[AllAnimeIsNaughtyTentacles Otaku that]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbate to anime]], many American {{Otaku}} were outraged... at being compared to Trump supporters.supporters.
** When people noticed similarities in Trump's inauguration speech to one made by Bane in ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'', one person on Twitter commented that "at least Bane stood up to Wall Street".
1st Feb '17 11:46:45 AM I_love_dragons
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* In ''Serie/{{Westworld}}'' the Man in Black inflicts one of these on ''himself'', after Teddy calls him an "animal."
-->No, an animal would have felt something.
1st Feb '17 11:40:48 AM I_love_dragons
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[[folder:Jokes]]
* Classic EvilLawyerJoke: A man loses a lot of money in a trial and goes to a bar to [[DrowningMySorrows drown his sorrows]]. As he gets more and more drunk, he finally slams his mug down on the bar and shouts, ‘Goddammit! Lawyers are nothing but a load of scumbags!’ The man sitting next to him turns and says, ‘Mister, I take offense to that.’ ‘Why, you a lawyer?’ ‘No, sir. I am a scumbag.’
* A man walks into a bar and starts complaining about the president, finally saying ‘The president is a horse’s ass!’ Another man says ‘Hey, don’t talk like that in here.’ The first man says ‘You can’t tell me you actually like that horse’s ass!’ ‘No, but this is horse country.’
* A new Yorker goes in a bar in the DeepSouth, starts drinking and yells out loud "Texans are all assholes!". Dead silence in the bar, until a huge guy goes up to him and says "Hey now, I take offense to that." "Why, are you a Texan?" "No, I'm an asshole!" (replace Texan with {{Acceptable Target|s}} of choice).
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* Classic EvilLawyerJoke: A man loses a lot of money in a trial and goes to a bar to [[DrowningMySorrows drown his sorrows]]. As he gets more and more drunk, he finally slams his mug down on the bar and shouts, ‘Goddammit! Lawyers are nothing but a load of scumbags!’ The man sitting next to him turns and says, ‘Mister, I take offense to that.’ ‘Why, you a lawyer?’ ‘No, sir. I am a scumbag.’



* Another classic joke: A man walks into a bar and starts complaining about the president, finally saying ‘The president is a horse’s ass!’ Another man says ‘Hey, don’t talk like that in here.’ The first man says ‘You can’t tell me you actually like that horse’s ass!’ ‘No, but this is horse country.’
* A new Yorker goes in a bar in the DeepSouth, starts drinking and yells out loud "Texans are all assholes!". Dead silence in the bar, until a huge guy goes up to him and says "Hey now, I take offense to that." "Why, are you a Texan?" "No, I'm an asshole!" (replace Texan with {{Acceptable Target|s}} of choice).
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