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* The last line in ''Film/ManOfTheYear'': "Politicians are like diapers; they should be changed frequently and for the same reason."

This is a phrase where a person compares one thing (often their ideal boyfriend or girlfriend) to another thing, and lists what the two things have in common.

* Was a [[http://wikifaqs.net/index.php?title=I_like_my_women_like_I_like_my bit of a meme]] at one point on ''GameFAQs'' before the mods cracked down on it.

* The MadLibsCatchphrase of Swiss Toni on ''TheFastShow'' is "X is very much like making love to a beautiful woman".

* Home Secretary Mary Drake in "Series/TheThickOfIt" states when threatening to subsume DOSAC and put them in charge of the tea run that "I like mine (tea) weak and white, like my men" then again, she was there in her 'angry capacity'.

* Home Secretary Mary Drake in "Series/TheThickofIt" states when threatening to subsume DOSAC and put them in charge of the tea run that "I like mine (tea) weak and white, like my men" then again, she was there in her 'angry capacity'.

* At the end of ''Film/ManOfTheYear'', Creator/RobinWilliams said, "Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often and for the same reason."

* Creator/BenjaminFranklin famously observed in ''Poor Richard's Almanack'', "Fish and visitors smell after three days."

* In "Don't Let the Stars Get in Your Eyeballs" by Homer and Jethro: "Her teeth were like the stars above, because they come out every night."

* French statesman Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord once said that coffee should be "Black as the Devil, hot as Hell, pure as an angel and sweet as love."

* Several from comedian EddieIzzard-

* [[TheJinx Bad-Luck Bootsy]] from ''BoardJames'' provides his own.

* Parodied in an episode of ''MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', where OscarWilde, GeorgeBernardShaw, and James [=McNeill=] Whistler try to stump each other by making increasingly bizarre comparisons of the Prince of Wales.

* ''OneFootInTheGrave'': I like my toast like I like my women. Golden, brown, and covered in marmalade.

* ''MurderSheWrote'': in "Danse Diabolique", while investigating the murder of an arrogant ballerina, Jessica's [[FriendOnTheForce police lieutenant friend]] asks why she wants to investigate the theater where the murder took place yet again. Jessica answers, "There are three things you can never have enough of in life, Lieutenant; chocolate, friends and the theatre."

-->'''Bad Luck Bootsy:''' I like my coffee like I like my women... ''[[[{{Beat}} takes a sip]]]'' ...[[Metaphorgotten WITH MY DICK IN IT]]!

* Home Secretary Mary Drake in "TheThickofIt" states when threatening to subsume DOSAC and put them in charge of the tea run that "I like mine (tea) weak and white, like my men" then again, she was there in her 'angry capacity'.

* Use in ''{{Psych}}''

* Fez on ''That70sShow'', after Donna changes her hair from red to blonde, and he disapproves.

* At the end of ''ManOfTheYear'', Creator/RobinWilliams said, "Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often and for the same reason."

* In ''{{Blackadder}} Goes Forth'', Squadron-Leader [[TheAce Flashheart]] advises new recruits to the Air Corps that they should treat their plane like their girl "Get in her seven or eight times a day, and take her to heaven and back". Blackadder [[DeadpanSnarker comments]] that he suddenly has sympathy for the suffragette movement.

* At the end of ''ManOfTheYear'', RobinWilliams said, "Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often and for the same reason."

* In ''Film/{{Hollow Man}}, the token minority black woman tells one of the other scientists that a guy at the coffee shop told her "I like my women like I like my coffee, can you believe people still use that line." His reply is "Maybe he meant cold and bitter."

* A diner has been trying to impress his African-American waitress: "I like my coffee like I like my women."\\
"I'm sorry, sir, we don't have any stupid coffee."

* In a song of Homer and Jethro: "Her teeth were like the stars above, because they come out every night."

* In ''ADirtyJob'', Audrey tells Charlie she likes her men like she likes her tea: weak and green.

* ''{{Tailsteak}}'' has [[http://tailsteak.com/archive.php?num=402 a take on it]] with various webcomic characters. [[Webcomic/DinosaurComics T-Rex]] is particularly in character.

* [[http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=397 This]] ''ASofterWorld'' comic.
* [[http://www.octopuspie.com/2008-09-26/200-i-like-my-coffee/ Another fresh-ground set ]] from ''OctopusPie''. Including ShapedLikeItself.

* SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal provides us with a [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2101 handy chart]].

* ''KingOfTheHill'': Bill was pretending to be gay so he could work at a trendy salon. At a bar he has this to say: