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* The novel ''A Desert Called Peace'' defined the term Helen as the level of beauty needed to inspire one to launch a thousand ships and burn down a city, and a milliHelen as the level of beauty needed to inspire one to launch one ship and burn down a shack.
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*** Most geologists get a little tired of this. Since the energy of earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and bolide impacts is primarily transmitted into the ground as compressional and shear waves or lifts ejecta into the air. The actual destructive effects of these phenomenon are far less then detonating some imaginary bomb that contains the same amount of kinetic energy, since that energy is released mostly as gamma rays that directly heat the atmosphere causing an explosion as the air expands to cool itself. The total kinetic energy released is not equivalent to the actual effects of the release. Basically detonating a 1 megaton bomb will cause far more damage to human structures then a 1 megaton volcanic eruption or a 100 megaton earthquake, even when alot of the blast's kinetic energy is lost to space and the upper atmosphere.

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*** Most geologists get a little tired of this. Since the energy of earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and bolide impacts is primarily transmitted into the ground as compressional and shear waves or lifts ejecta into the air. The actual destructive effects of these phenomenon are far less then detonating some imaginary bomb that contains the same amount of kinetic energy, since that energy is released mostly as gamma rays that directly heat the atmosphere causing an explosion as the air expands to cool itself. The total kinetic energy released is not equivalent to the actual effects of the release. Basically detonating a 1 megaton bomb will cause far more damage to human structures then a 1 megaton volcanic eruption or a 100 megaton earthquake, even when alot a lot of the blast's kinetic energy is lost to space and the upper atmosphere.
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* ''{{Futurama}}'' on one occassion used "megafonzies" to measure "coolness".

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* ''{{Futurama}}'' on one occassion used "megafonzies" to measure "coolness"."coolness"; and "millidooms" to measure the doom field emittied by an object. 1000 millidooms equaled, of course, DOOM.
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* Celestials in ''OrderOfTheStick'' measure evil in [[ThoseWackyNazis kilonazis]], with pertinent cases compared to a hypothetical offspring of [[LordOfTheRings Sauron]] and [[OneHundredOneDalmatians Cruella Devil]]

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* Celestials in ''OrderOfTheStick'' measure evil in [[ThoseWackyNazis kilonazis]], with pertinent cases compared to a hypothetical offspring of [[LordOfTheRings Sauron]] and [[OneHundredOneDalmatians [[OneHundredandOneDalmatians Cruella Devil]]

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---> Grobnar: No one really knows how big the Wendersnaven are. They could be thousands of Khelgars high!
--->Khelgar Ironfist: What did I say 'bout usin' me as a unit of measurement?!
--->Grobnar: Er, right, several Neeshkas high.

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---> Grobnar: --->'''Grobnar:''' No one really knows how big the Wendersnaven are. They could be thousands of Khelgars high!
--->Khelgar Ironfist: --->'''Khelgar Ironfist:''' What did I say 'bout usin' me as a unit of measurement?!
--->Grobnar: --->'''Grobnar:''' Er, right, several Neeshkas high.

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* Faye in [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=702 this]] installment of ''QuestionableContent'' claims to be a unit of measurement, but the formula is rather complex.

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* Faye in [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=702 this]] installment instalment of ''QuestionableContent'' claims to be a unit of measurement, but the formula is rather complex.



* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=702 'Fayes']] from QuestionableContent

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* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=702 'Fayes']] from QuestionableContent
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* Gnobnar of NeverwinterNights2 starts using his team mates as a unit of measurement.
---> Grobnar: No one really knows how big the Wendersnaven are. They could be thousands of Khelgars high!
--->Khelgar Ironfist: What did I say 'bout usin' me as a unit of measurement?!
--->Grobnar: Er, right, several Neeshkas high.
* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=702 'Fayes']] from QuestionableContent
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* Celestials in ''OrderOfTheStick'' measure evil in [[ThoseWackyNazis kilonazis]], with pertinent cases compared to a hypothetical offspring of [[LordOfTheRings Sauron]] and [[OneHundredOneDalmatians Cruella Devil]]
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*** [[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/24/vulture_central_standards/ Mercilessly parodied]] by online BritishNewspaper ''The Register''. Be warned that some of the examples listed may be NotSafeForWork
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** Hint: You're never farther than 107 miles from a [[http://www.weathersealed.com/2009/09/22/where-the-buffalo-roamed/ McDonald's]]

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** Hint: You're never farther than 107 115 miles from a [[http://www.weathersealed.com/2009/09/22/where-the-buffalo-roamed/ datapointed.net/2010/09/distance-to-nearest-mcdonalds-sept-2010/ McDonald's]]
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** [[TheOtherWiki TOW]] also uses [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba Tsar Bombas]] to measure the eruptive power of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krakatoa the Krakatoa eruption]]. (Hint: 1 Tsar Bomba = 3125 Hiroshima bombs, and 4 Tsar Bombas = the Krakatoa eruption)

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** [[TheOtherWiki TOW]] also uses the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba Tsar Bombas]] Bomba]], the biggest nuke ever made, to measure the eruptive power of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krakatoa the Krakatoa eruption]]. (Hint: 1 Tsar Bomba = 3125 Hiroshima bombs, and 4 Tsar Bombas = the Krakatoa eruption)
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** [[TheOtherWiki TOW]] also uses [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba Tsar Bombas]] to measure the eruptive power of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krakatoa the Krakatoa eruption]]. (Hint: 1 Tsar Bomba = 3125 Hiroshima bombs)

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** [[TheOtherWiki TOW]] also uses [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba Tsar Bombas]] to measure the eruptive power of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krakatoa the Krakatoa eruption]]. (Hint: 1 Tsar Bomba = 3125 Hiroshima bombs)bombs, and 4 Tsar Bombas = the Krakatoa eruption)
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* Small lengths will be compared to the thickness of a human hair.
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****** [[OverlyLongGag Not to be confused with]] [[{{Kanon}} Makoto's]] VerbalTic (Auu)
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** ''Our Dumb World'', an atlas by the Onion, describes Rhode Island as being "roughly the size of one Rhode Island", which is to say, of course: about one-third the size of Puerto Rico, or 76 times smaller than Portugal.
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* [[MST3k Tom Servo]]'s Shame-ometer measured the embarrassment of talented and/or well-known actors appearing in a bad movie in Lawfords, after Peter Lawford's uninspired turn in AngelsRevenge.
** The question presents itself whether the performances of Pat Buttram and Jim Backus, rating in the giga-Lawford range, were more than a billion times more embarrassing than Lawford's drunken, phoned-in turn in front of the camera; Servo's system may need calibration.
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*** under 40km in Germany! [[http://www.mcdonalds.de/metanavigation/mcfinder/mcfinder.cfm source]]

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*** under 40km in Germany! [[http://www.mcdonalds.de/metanavigation/mcfinder/mcfinder.cfm source]]source]]. Unless you count Helgoland, where the nearest restaurant seems to be in Cuxhaven, some 60 km away.
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* Remember those "How to be Well" public service announcements on Nickelodeon? "Did you know that one pecan pie has the same amount of fat as...*dramatic pause*...TWELVE CHEESEBURGERS?"

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* A children's book this troper owns called the ''I Wonder Why Encyclopedia'' occasionally measures weight in terms of small cars despite also giving actual units and somehow deciding that cars weigh exactly one ton.

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* A children's book this troper owns called the ''I Wonder Why Encyclopedia'' occasionally measures weight in terms of small cars despite also giving actual units and somehow deciding that cars weigh exactly one ton.



* When the fanbase compared the size of SuperSmashBrosMelee's "Final Destination" stage to that of [[SuperSmashBrosBrawl Brawl,]] someone had the idea to use a ''character'', cloned and stood end-to-end, as a unit of measurement. The result? Melee's was "thirteen-and-a-half Falcons long". Brawl's was thirteen. From what this troper remembered there was another attempt to use [[{{Metroid}} Samus Aran]] as a unit of height.
** Shouldn't Fox be the unit for measuring Final Destination?

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* When the fanbase compared the size of SuperSmashBrosMelee's "Final Destination" stage to that of [[SuperSmashBrosBrawl Brawl,]] someone had the idea to use a ''character'', cloned and stood end-to-end, as a unit of measurement. The result? Melee's was "thirteen-and-a-half Falcons long". Brawl's was thirteen. From what this troper remembered there There was another attempt to use [[{{Metroid}} Samus Aran]] as a unit of height.
** Shouldn't Fox be the unit for measuring Final Destination?
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* The ''{{Armageddon}}'' and ''DeepImpact'' examples are memorably sent up in [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002104 this chatlog]] from ''{{Homestuck}}''. Later, TG concludes that it doesn't matter whether it's the size of Texas or Rhode Island because one the size of a bus could kill him just as well.
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* In ''America (The Book),'' the "media value" of a celebrity trial is measured in "Buttafuocos". The number of these units is calculated with a reference table and tells a media outlet just how much media coverage the trial should get.

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* In ''America (The Book),'' [[RuleOfThree In]] ''[[RuleOfThree America]] ([[TheDailyShow The Book]]),'' the "media value" of a celebrity trial is measured in "Buttafuocos". The number of these units is calculated with a reference table and tells a media outlet just how much media coverage the trial should get.
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* In ''America (The Book),'' the "media value" of a celebrity trial is measured in "Buttafuocos". The number of these units is calculated with a reference table and tells a media outlet just how much media coverage the trial should get.
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* ''{{Futurama}}'' on one occassion used "megafonzies" to measure "coolness".
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**** Not to be confused with Gold (Au)
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-> ''No, they are extremely weak. The total energy collected by radio astronomers over the history of radio astronomy amounts to about the energy required for a mosquito to make one push-up!''
-->--Dr. John Simonetti of the [[http://www.phys.vt.edu/~jhs/faq/quasars.html#q11 Department of Physics at Virginia Tech]]

->''"This, recruits, is a twenty-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an ''Everest''-class dreadnought accelerates one to one-point-three percent of light-speed. It impacts with the force of a thirty-eight kiloton bomb--that is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth! That means '''SIR ISSAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE!'''" ''
-->'''--Gunnery Sergeant''', ''MassEffect2''

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-> ''No, ->''No, they are extremely weak. The total energy collected by radio astronomers over the history of radio astronomy amounts to about the energy required for a mosquito to make one push-up!''
-->--Dr. -->-- '''Dr. John Simonetti Simonetti''' of the [[http://www.phys.vt.edu/~jhs/faq/quasars.html#q11 Department of Physics at Virginia Tech]]

->''"This, ->"''This, recruits, is a twenty-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an ''Everest''-class dreadnought accelerates one to one-point-three percent of light-speed. It impacts with the force of a thirty-eight kiloton bomb--that is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth! That means '''SIR ISSAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE!'''" ''
-->'''--Gunnery
SPACE!'''''"
-->-- '''Gunnery
Sergeant''', ''MassEffect2''






* In [[{{Eagleland}} America]][[YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries !]], many people will emphasize how small or remote a town is by listing the miles to nearest Wal-Mart, [=McDonald's=], major grocery store, or multiplex.

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* In [[{{Eagleland}} America]][[YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries America]][[{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}} !]], many people will emphasize how small or remote a town is by listing the miles to nearest Wal-Mart, [=McDonald's=], major grocery store, or multiplex.



--><Ixnorp[Regenerating]> I think I've found an excellent unit of size measurement. It's the 'I could kill you and hide your body in it' unit. People usually become very quiet after you say, "yea, I could kill you and 3 other people and hide the bodies in this"

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--><Ixnorp[Regenerating]> --> <Ixnorp[Regenerating]> I think I've found an excellent unit of size measurement. It's the 'I could kill you and hide your body in it' unit. People usually become very quiet after you say, "yea, I could kill you and 3 other people and hide the bodies in this"



--->'''Narrator''': "In order to transmit the same amount of information on paper, they would have to arrange for a 747 cargo freighter packed with telephone books and encyclopedias to power-dive into their unit every couple of minutes, forever."

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--->'''Narrator''': "In In order to transmit the same amount of information on paper, they would have to arrange for a 747 cargo freighter packed with telephone books and encyclopedias to power-dive into their unit every couple of minutes, forever."



* The movie ''{{Film/Armageddon}}'' uses this trope while describing the size of the asteroid.

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* The movie ''{{Film/Armageddon}}'' uses this trope while describing the size of the asteroid.



* For height, the preferred unit in the [=US=] is the Empire State Building. The Eiffel Tower is also used fairly often. For geologic height, it's Mt Everests.

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* For height, the preferred unit in the [=US=] US is the Empire State Building. The Eiffel Tower is also used fairly often. For geologic height, it's Mt Everests.



-->'''Coffey:''' The [=MIRV=] is a tactical nuke. Uh, fifty kilotons, nominal yield, say... five times Hiroshima.

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-->'''Coffey:''' The [=MIRV=] MIRV is a tactical nuke. Uh, fifty kilotons, nominal yield, say... five times Hiroshima.






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*** Not to be confused with the Atomic Unit (AU)
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* In ''[[Cradle2TheGrave Cradle 2 the Grave]]'', the second-most powerful setting of the superweapon is described as "two Hiroshimas". The number-one most powerful setting is described as "new world order".
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Basically, any unit of measure that equates to something extreme in that property, but is still rather vague and hard to comprehend since the average person doesn't know what that ''is'' off the top of his or her head.

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\n*Amount of money will be measured as the height of a stack of that much money in one-dollar bills using one of the length measures.

Basically, any unit of measure that equates to something extreme in that property, but is still rather vague and hard to comprehend since the average person doesn't know what that ''is'' off the top of his or her head.
head. Bonus points if the number of the unit of measure is still ridiculously large (e.g. 1,000,000 Hiroshimas) thereby defeating the purpose of describing it in those terms even if the unit was something people would intuitively understand.
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->''This, recruits, is a twenty-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an ''Everest''-class dreadnought accelerates one to one-point-three percent of light-speed. It impacts with the force of a thirty-eight kiloton bomb—that is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth! That means '''SIR ISSAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE!''' ''
-->'''Gunnery Sergeant''', ''MassEffect2''

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->''This, ->''"This, recruits, is a twenty-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an ''Everest''-class dreadnought accelerates one to one-point-three percent of light-speed. It impacts with the force of a thirty-eight kiloton bomb—that bomb--that is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth! That means '''SIR ISSAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE!''' SPACE!'''" ''
-->'''Gunnery -->'''--Gunnery Sergeant''', ''MassEffect2''
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->''This, gentlemen, is a twenty kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! The main gun on an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to one-point-one percent of the speed of light. It impacts with the force of a thirty-eight kiloton nuclear bomb - that is three times the size of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back in the 20th! That means '''SIR ISSAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE!''' ''
-->'''Gunnery Sergeant''', ''MassEffect 2''

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->''This, gentlemen, recruits, is a twenty kilo twenty-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! The Every five seconds, the main gun on of an Everest-class ''Everest''-class dreadnought accelerates one to one-point-one one-point-three percent of the speed of light. light-speed. It impacts with the force of a thirty-eight kiloton nuclear bomb - that bomb—that is three times the size yield of the city buster city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back in the 20th! on Earth! That means '''SIR ISSAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE!''' ''
-->'''Gunnery Sergeant''', ''MassEffect 2''
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